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What will I eat without Recipes
Letter from the Editor
Dear Readers,
Random Images will now get a weekly dose of progamer thanks to NeverGG!
Korean Korner has been upgraded to be biweekly!
- Kau
Staff
Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Chill – Strategy
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Physician – Memory Lane
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie
Elric_ – Korean Korner
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Table of Contents
Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Korean Korner ........................................ p8
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p9
Best of Blogs ......................................... p10
Ban of the Week .................................... p11
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- I Wish I was this Smart
- Uwe Boll Ruins Them
- Benefits of Gaming
- Stop Using Microsoft Office!
- Racism Discussion
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- Half-Life Movie
- An English StarCraft Mag? Look No Further
- Yay Zergs
- Another Thread from SC2 Forums? What is PX coming to?
- Happy Birthday Nyo
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p2
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p3
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[00:54] <+delicioussym|D-> anyone into beast?
[00:54] <+delicioussym|D-> my dog just went into heat
[00:54] <+delicioussym|D-> my dog just went into heat
[20:56] <+Xiberia> you sure have a lot of hentai games saya
[20:56] <orb> those are all hentai games?
[20:56] <orb> jeez
[20:57] <+SayaSP> yeah but
[20:57] <+SayaSP> people misunderstand most of the time
[20:57] <+SayaSP> say like a game is like 20 hours
[20:57] <+SayaSP> 30 min of that is erotic shit
[20:57] <+SayaSP> and the rest is actual storyp
[20:56] <orb> those are all hentai games?
[20:56] <orb> jeez
[20:57] <+SayaSP> yeah but
[20:57] <+SayaSP> people misunderstand most of the time
[20:57] <+SayaSP> say like a game is like 20 hours
[20:57] <+SayaSP> 30 min of that is erotic shit
[20:57] <+SayaSP> and the rest is actual storyp
[21:20] <+littlechava> SayaSP
[21:20] <+littlechava> you're always on my overmind baby
[21:20] <orb> haha
[21:20] * +SayaSP walls in
[21:20] <+littlechava> you're always on my overmind baby
[21:20] <orb> haha
[21:20] * +SayaSP walls in
[21:21] <+littlechava> do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> my friend dodged me once by saying a hacker named Exidus was attacking his computer
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> and he needed to defend his computer in real-time
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> Made me imagine him fighting some dude on the tron lightcycles
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> and he needed to defend his computer in real-time
[01:13] <DoctorHelvetica> Made me imagine him fighting some dude on the tron lightcycles
Obligatory NeverGG quote:
[01:42] <@Nyovne> fuck ogn
[01:42] <+NeverGG> NYO
[01:42] <+NeverGG> you went there
[01:42] <+NeverGG> ...............
[01:42] * +NeverGG tackles Nyo
[01:42] <+NeverGG> RAWRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[[01:44] <+NeverGG> Don't fuck ogn
[01:44] <@Nyovne> no tnx
[01:44] <@Nyovne> im leaving the groupwork to you
[01:44] <@Nyovne> ZING
[01:44] <+NeverGG> hahaha
[01:44] <+NeverGG> I told you - I've only ever done three gamers at once
[01:42] <+NeverGG> NYO
[01:42] <+NeverGG> you went there
[01:42] <+NeverGG> ...............
[01:42] * +NeverGG tackles Nyo
[01:42] <+NeverGG> RAWRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[[01:44] <+NeverGG> Don't fuck ogn
[01:44] <@Nyovne> no tnx
[01:44] <@Nyovne> im leaving the groupwork to you
[01:44] <@Nyovne> ZING
[01:44] <+NeverGG> hahaha
[01:44] <+NeverGG> I told you - I've only ever done three gamers at once
So random it made me lol:
[02:02] <KongJon> where the fuck is my mouse...
[02:03] * @Nyovne points at the cat
[02:03] <DEVELOPERS> i ate it
[02:03] <+keit> did you look under your bed
[02:03] <@Nyovne> did you look in your hand
[02:03] <+keit> did you look between your legs
[02:03] <Abydos1> did you try following the cord from the back of the computer?
[02:03] <+keit> !
[02:03] <+keit> that was a great idea
[02:03] <+keit> what if it leads back to the input though?
[02:04] <+keit> it will be surreal
[02:03] * @Nyovne points at the cat
[02:03] <DEVELOPERS> i ate it
[02:03] <+keit> did you look under your bed
[02:03] <@Nyovne> did you look in your hand
[02:03] <+keit> did you look between your legs
[02:03] <Abydos1> did you try following the cord from the back of the computer?
[02:03] <+keit> !
[02:03] <+keit> that was a great idea
[02:03] <+keit> what if it leads back to the input though?
[02:04] <+keit> it will be surreal
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Flashing back to April 13th at Proleague where STX Soul dealt Samsung Khan a decisive 3:0 defeat. Inter.Calm regarded one of Soul's first fan meetings with a mixture of post-proleague sobriety and nerves.
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Sparkyz all-killer Kim Changhee (Death Note not included.)
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One of several mainstream endorsements littering Seoul that feature prominent figures in esports.
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from OMG MUST WATCH THIS
from StarCraft 2 Achievements
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The History of Confessions Threads
Find out why stimmey was such a troll, why toptalent lovs cats (a must!), puertorican sexual preferences and take a peek at ex-blizzard staff's personal art
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=16516
Read why HeadBangaa lived with perpetual tooth pain, see Liquid`Drone declare his <3 for Mora, check Hot_bid early law inclinations (say Tako with a K) and why he is into giving stars and finally why you shouldn't mess with ToKoreaWithLove's gfs.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=44056
Find out why I am condescending, Beyonder inner sexuality, see Tadzio get downright serious, find out that CaucasianAsian is a cat killer, and read about evanthebouncy! peeping-tom days, discover who Jayson X artist's muse was and also check out CharlieMurphy's favorite diet.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=48927
Find out that SonuvBob is into large callipygia, Kennigit is really a jock, and that Dknight has smacked another tl.net girl previously.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=52445
If you haven't done so yet, chose one, and leave your confessions, no one will care but posterity will shed a tear with each smile.
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Editor's Note: Needs another week to get his stuff together. From now on Korean Korner will be a biweekly article.
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On February 06 2009 22:17 MaGic~PhiL wrote:
some people are just retarted
some people are just retarted
-And some people troll themselves.. moran.
On February 10 2009 23:56 Jibba wrote:
she looks EXACTLY like my mom @ 14, only mom had a wetter vagina
she looks EXACTLY like my mom @ 14, only mom had a wetter vagina
-Jibba mocking some random TL.net fool who happens to know the texture of his cousin's lips.. face lips I hope?
On February 13 2009 18:20 Hot_Bid wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation
educate yourself, knowledge is with inReacH
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation
educate yourself, knowledge is with inReacH
On February 15 2009 04:54 dream-_- wrote:
i love these posts.
"Gais this terran had 350 apm. Did I play nada?"
i love these posts.
"Gais this terran had 350 apm. Did I play nada?"
On February 16 2009 14:24 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
dude theyre astronauts its their job
dude theyre astronauts its their job
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- Raith's blog still going strong
- DoctorHelvetica gets wet
- zatic brings you yet another awesome script
- EsX_Raptor beating a dead horse (pic of dead horse inside)
- G.s)NarutO bought stuff from Korea
- Xeris causes an argument
- Kwark talks about #1 UK sc player
- Zoler owns Dawn of War noobs
- EtherealDeath testing new strats
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dibbaN was just temp banned for 2 days by Plexa.
That account was created on 2008-07-21 00:57:31 and had 16 posts.
Reason: Even if a strategy thread is shitty, there is no need to perpetuate the already unfunny 1a2a3a meme and thus derail the thread.
That account was created on 2008-07-21 00:57:31 and had 16 posts.
Reason: Even if a strategy thread is shitty, there is no need to perpetuate the already unfunny 1a2a3a meme and thus derail the thread.
Question of the Week
Who knows how to cook?
p11
Great edition imo
