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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-09 16:16:50
February 09 2009 16:13 GMT
#1
Today I woke up around 6 am as usual, to get ready for school. My mom told me, to my disdain, that she was leaving for work immediately and could not drive me to school. There was a storm and when I realized that I would have to walk 30 minutes through the hideous storm, I was pretty upset.

So I put on my sick "Germany" hoodie and started walking. By the time I reached the school building I was completely soaked. Then I saw the gates closed, and the lack of students.

I realized something. NO SCHOOL TODAY FOR STAFF MEETING LOL

I walk back home, by the time I get home I'm dying of pneumonia, my step-dad is gone, and all the doors are locked. I had to break in through the garage to get inside.


****
RIP Aaliyah
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
February 09 2009 16:14 GMT
#2
WTF?

today is presidents day? awesome.
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
February 09 2009 16:15 GMT
#3
wait.

google says presidents day is on the 16th. wtf
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 09 2009 16:16 GMT
#4
OK NOT PRESIDENTS DAY BUT NO SCHOOL TODAY

NOW I'M EVEN MORE OF AN IDIOT LOL
RIP Aaliyah
IrrasO
Profile Joined October 2008
United States409 Posts
February 09 2009 16:16 GMT
#5
isn't president's day next week monday?
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
February 09 2009 16:16 GMT
#6
You could've saved face if you just said you typed that from the future.
No I'm never serious.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 09 2009 16:17 GMT
#7
I did type it from the future.
RIP Aaliyah
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-09 16:18:52
February 09 2009 16:18 GMT
#8
? presidents day is always on the 3rd monday.. which would make it the 16th this year

- in too late
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
February 09 2009 16:23 GMT
#9
why idiot? ure only an idiot if you coulve done something different in the past to avoid this
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
February 09 2009 16:26 GMT
#10
maybe he's hoping his past self will see this and change his way
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-09 16:29:35
February 09 2009 16:29 GMT
#11
I'm an idiot because I walked by two middle schools on the way to my school and both were mysteriously DESERTED.

And I was reminded by all of my teachers on a daily basis that NEXT MONDAY NO SCHOOL K?
RIP Aaliyah
wakpark
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States173 Posts
February 09 2009 16:32 GMT
#12
hey on the flip side you came back home to an empty house so you could wank in peace right?
The Black Keys / The White Stripes
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
February 09 2009 16:35 GMT
#13
still dude, you lived it. what would've been better? to say: "there was no school on monday so i stayed home" or "DUDE! rofl i went out to school on monday and it was raining as hell and got soaked like a sponge! just to find out it was closed lol, so i had to walk back and some dogs chased me while i was running and slipping all over the place, the air was so humid and cold, i could only see the fog and teeth! haha then i got home and door was closed so i had to break in, dude if a cop saw me i would be making this blog in jail haha"

better to live life experiencing those moments that leave you without a breath!
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 09 2009 16:36 GMT
#14
No, i actually think it would be a lot better to just have stayed home.
RIP Aaliyah
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
February 09 2009 16:44 GMT
#15
Umbrellas are for queers.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
February 09 2009 16:45 GMT
#16
thats fucking sweet. no school + house to yourself. Atleast your not soaked at school. Go drink and smoke ez
Nak Allstar.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-09 16:49:04
February 09 2009 16:45 GMT
#17
t.t

if i was you i wouldve taken my clothes off and walk naked around the house

XD
edit: and then scream like a mofo stating how pissed i am for that
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
February 09 2009 17:01 GMT
#18
On February 10 2009 01:45 MiniRoman wrote:
thats fucking sweet. no school + house to yourself. Atleast your not soaked at school. Go drink and smoke ez

lol
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
February 09 2009 18:11 GMT
#19
howd you break in through the garage?
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 09 2009 18:17 GMT
#20
there is a padlock on the garage that keeps it closed, I hit it with a cinderblock until it fell off.
RIP Aaliyah
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