EPTOne-night stand man wakesto find carved name - Page 3
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boesthius
United States11637 Posts
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
P.S.^: He's watching you! | ||
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
he'll need some plastical surgery | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
Yea haha this guy is flat out lucky to not get his dick cut up. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
You haven't done your hair yet? LOL To be on topic, this is like a moderate version of that film "Hostel" by Eli Roth | ||
NeverGG
United Kingdom5399 Posts
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Forgottenfrog
United States1268 Posts
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betaben
681 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67966 "so last time I got a swastika carved into my arm - now you'll never guess what happened..." | ||
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Not_Computer
Canada2277 Posts
I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. and then I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her. but the punch-line.... *drumroll* I'm scarred for life. zing!! edit: cmon! please tell me someone else found this funny | ||
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
On February 06 2009 08:41 Not_Computer wrote: lol at and then but the punch-line.... *drumroll* zing!! edit: cmon! please tell me someone else found this funny Very good summarize version of the story =) Edit: Could it be that Makito and this guy had the same chick? | ||
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besiger
Croatia2452 Posts
On February 06 2009 06:23 BlaCha wrote: Aren't you overreacting ? Some people use to have fun spending time these ways quite often. It's not like he deserved it. He just got unlucky and picked a crazy chick. im sorry, but i feel that if you are gonna mix hard liquor with medication that will knock you out while you are having sex with a person you have never met before, you are kind of taking responsibility for all the bad crap that could occur while you are out. | ||
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Pervect
1280 Posts
It could range from the standard story, fending off hundreds of angry black women with nothing but my hands and my penis, or it could be something more exotic: You took a trip some third-world country to cure a disease and are captured by local, primitive tribe. However, that tribe is killed by a group of people attempting to create a Hitler-clone in the very same backwater country. They take you and decide to test a great many methods of torture on you. They start you off in a generic gas chamber, but you manage to escape using your wit and guile. You're nearly free but you encounter the guard assigned to watch you before hand; she happens to be incredibly attractive and skilled in hand-to-hand combat. You attempt to dissuade her from fighting you, but she ignores your words and attacks. She comes at you hard and you don't know how long you can hold out, however you call a timeout, roll a d20, and determine your charisma overcomes her saving throw. She falls for you and will allow you to escape if you engage in sexual activity with her which you, naturally, agree to. You head to the back room and she slowly removes her clothes for you and begins to turn you on. You get to the pants. The panties. She removes them and reveals a big fat dick. You are shocked and nearly pass out but just barely manage to maintain composure, and attempt to run as no real man would take a dick up the ass even if it meant death. She (well, not anymore) predicted this and shoots a drug-filled dart at you, knocking you out. 12 hours later you awake with those scars in a large opening near the middle of woods. Next to you is a small aircraft and note. The note states that she consulted the rulebook and that you were supposed to make a saving throw before she shot the dart at you. She didn't allow you to do this and felt bad (plus you are totally hawt) so she allows you to go free. She also tells you she had AIDS and you probably have it now too. You commandeer the aircraft with ease and fly back home. You land the aircraft in the street next to the hospital and snort a line of crack you had in your pocket while causing excessive amounts of property damage. You enter the hospital and ask to be tested for AIDS. You have it. Since you're a badass, this is unacceptable. You kill the doctor who brought the bad news and leave the hospital. 2 months later you've discovered the cure for AIDS and become an international hero. 18 years later your first child is of age to hear this story, so you tell him. He asks you why you keep the scars. You tell him that this achievement falls in comparison to your later life achievements but the story was more interesting than being President, colonizing Mars, curing cancer and malaria, and having sex with Chris Avellone because he is hawt (and an exception to the "no men up your own butt" rule). Those stories were generic and boring, so you keep the scars as a reminder of your most awesome adventure. Your child's eyes widen and he is at a loss of words. You frown. Your child cannot handle a story of such badassery, and you decide he will grow up to be nothing. So you kill him. And your wife for giving him the bad genes. | ||
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MaZza[KIS]
Australia2110 Posts
Honestly... this guy deserves it. This girl was probably nuts over him and he played it like "ok I'm gonna use this for sex". Well, play on playa! You left her with an emotional scar and she left you with a physical one! TOUCHE!!!! | ||
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ZERG_RUSSIAN
10417 Posts
On February 06 2009 05:19 besiger wrote: vodka + valium, serves him right, you have to be pretty out of it for someone to carve you up and you dont even wake up. Your moral code is not absolute law. Neither is the government's, for that matter. How does this "serve him right"? Just because he took a valium and had some booze, he deserves to be carved with a knife while he sleeps? How can you say that? You took DARE way too seriously. | ||
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besiger
Croatia2452 Posts
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lxginverse
Monaco1506 Posts
On February 06 2009 08:41 Not_Computer wrote: lol at and then but the punch-line.... *drumroll* zing!! edit: cmon! please tell me someone else found this funny nice one | ||
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KlaCkoN
Sweden1661 Posts
It's not like people feel very sorry for girls that week up next to guys they didnt want to sleep with just because they were too drunk to say no (or speak in general). Wouldn't surpirse me at all if he was very much into some knife play when they fucked and just forgot about it :p Part of not beeing a child is to take responsibility for yourself and your own well beeing. Mixing drugs and alcohol and then following some stranger home is like ..... Maybe he should have stayed in mommas basement a while longer =p | ||
Twisted
Netherlands13554 Posts
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Ancestral
United States3230 Posts
On February 06 2009 09:17 besiger wrote: im sorry, but i feel that if you are gonna mix hard liquor with medication that will knock you out while you are having sex with a person you have never met before, you are kind of taking responsibility for all the bad crap that could occur while you are out. Yeah I'd say he's responsible, but it still sucks. | ||
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