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Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States5457 Posts
February 05 2009 20:16 GMT
#1
Title wouldn't fit.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...arved-arm.html
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A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover's name carved into his arm.

Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson's upper arm. She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.

Mr Robinson woke to find his body decorated with a star on his back, 'Dominique' written on his upper right arm, and numerous slash marks on his left arm and shoulder.

He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.

Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.

He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.

'When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done.'

'I'm scarred for life'. 'I wish I'd never met her.'

Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court on Monday, following a two-day trial.

She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court.

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gasp, just... gasp.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 05 2009 20:18 GMT
#2
dude thats pretty freaky lol . . .ok

well valium + vodka .. not good combo i guess lol?
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nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
February 05 2009 20:19 GMT
#3
Makito?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67966
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
February 05 2009 20:19 GMT
#4
vodka + valium, serves him right, you have to be pretty out of it for someone to carve you up and you dont even wake up.
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
Scooter
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States747 Posts
February 05 2009 20:20 GMT
#5
holy fucking shit

do not want
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
February 05 2009 20:20 GMT
#6
Wow that's fucked up.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
ilovehnk
Profile Joined October 2008
475 Posts
February 05 2009 20:22 GMT
#7
stupidity...
Hikou Shinketsushuu
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 02:28:55
February 05 2009 20:28 GMT
#8
Wasn't there a guy about a year or so ago that wrote up a topic about his drunk night and waking up to his arm or leg with his name carved in it?

I don't know but when I was younger(3-5 years ago) I used to abuse benzo's like no other and never did anything this stupid to myself but I can say I did commit other worst things but nothing like this. After abusing alchy+benzo's/diazapams/klonopins for quite a while I finally realized I had no control of my actions b/c I was so fucked up. I'm glad I have stopped doing that stupid shit but I do have to say to the people doing it nowadays need to be less ignorant of what they are taking.

Edit: My dumbass didn't read the entire post...I fail at reading. I guess mild problem of dyslexia can add to that.
ya had ya shot kid!
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
February 05 2009 20:28 GMT
#9
Haha this should be used as "no sex before marriage" propaganda ;D Would scare the shit out of every little teenager out there.
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
February 05 2009 20:29 GMT
#10
On February 06 2009 05:28 Kennelie wrote:
Wasn't there a guy about a year or so ago that wrote up a topic about his drunk night and waking up to his arm or leg with his name carved in it?

I don't know but when I was younger(3-5 years ago) I used to abuse benzo's like no other and never did anything this stupid to myself but I can say I did commit other worst things but nothing like this. After abusing alchy+benzo's/diazapams/klonopins for quite a while I finally realized I had no control of my actions b/c I was so fucked up. I'm glad I have stopped doing that stupid shit but I do have to say to the people doing it nowadays need to be less ignorant of what they are taking.

Very stupid person to even cut himself. He shoulda carved his name on his wrist...


On February 06 2009 05:19 nemY wrote:
Makito?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67966



You mean that guy? ;o
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
February 05 2009 20:30 GMT
#11
He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her

I just got drugged up while drinking hard liquor, and went to have sex with someone i have never met before in my life back at her apartment, and while i was unconscious bad things happened ? Seriously he should feel lucky he didn't wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing.
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
February 05 2009 20:32 GMT
#12
Woah, must've been totally totally out of it if he didn't wake up.
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jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6641 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-05 20:38:19
February 05 2009 20:32 GMT
#13
He woke up, saw what she'd done to his arm, saw that she was asleep and DIDN'T return the favour? pfft.

Pretty ridiculous thing to happen though, some real fucking idiots in this country

On February 06 2009 05:32 ahswtini wrote:
Woah, must've been totally totally out of it if he didn't wake up.

Yeah I've seen some people that are physically impossible to wake. Once my friend and I tried to wake our other friend who'd been up all night drinking heavily and then had just passed out on the couch, we needed to go somewhere or something, we tried everything we could think of to wake him, loud yelling right in the ear, punches, poured water on him and vacuumed him at the same time, tried to physically stand him up and he just collapsed back on to the couch. It's impressive really lol.
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pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
February 05 2009 20:37 GMT
#14
holy shit thats a shitty way to wake up
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
CrownRoyal
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Vatican City State1872 Posts
February 05 2009 20:43 GMT
#15
id carve a dick on her forehead

no amount of jail time is ever enough revenge here for him, i'd take things into my own hands
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25996 Posts
February 05 2009 20:47 GMT
#16
She started with a rounded font and ended with a squared one... and a random lowcase q... 3/10.
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
February 05 2009 20:49 GMT
#17
On February 06 2009 05:28 Kennelie wrote:
Wasn't there a guy about a year or so ago that wrote up a topic about his drunk night and waking up to his arm or leg with his name carved in it?

I don't know but when I was younger(3-5 years ago) I used to abuse benzo's like no other and never did anything this stupid to myself but I can say I did commit other worst things but nothing like this. After abusing alchy+benzo's/diazapams/klonopins for quite a while I finally realized I had no control of my actions b/c I was so fucked up. I'm glad I have stopped doing that stupid shit but I do have to say to the people doing it nowadays need to be less ignorant of what they are taking.

Very stupid person to even cut himself. He shoulda carved his name on his wrist...


Uh? SHE carved him; he didn't carve anything into himself. Unless you're referring to the TL guy, who had no idea what happened to him.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
maleorderbride
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2916 Posts
February 05 2009 20:54 GMT
#18
that gives me yet another reason to date first. I am assuming this kind of psychosis would be quite detectable to the sober mind.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
February 05 2009 20:56 GMT
#19
Jesus that's harsh. How messed up would you have to be to not know this was happening?

What's the motivation behind that, anyway?
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Odeur
Profile Joined October 2008
Taiwan58 Posts
February 05 2009 21:00 GMT
#20
On February 06 2009 05:56 Mikilatov wrote:
Jesus that's harsh. How messed up would you have to be to not know this was happening?

What's the motivation behind that, anyway?


HE's MINE

thats what
FirstProbe
Profile Joined June 2004
1206 Posts
February 05 2009 21:01 GMT
#21
Sucker love is heaven sent.
You pucker up, our passion's spent.
My hearts a tart, your body's rent.
My body's broken, yours is bent.

Carve your name into my arm.
Instead of stressed, I lie here .... charmed?
Cuz there's nothing else to do.......................
Kerensky
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
148 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-05 21:02:41
February 05 2009 21:02 GMT
#22
i honestly wonder with some cruel curiosity what the headlines would have been if it was a man doing that to a woman

One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm

Woman raped in brutal drug-fuelled knife attack
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 05 2009 21:04 GMT
#23
holy shit I wish I hadnt opened this thread X_X
maleorderbride
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2916 Posts
February 05 2009 21:06 GMT
#24
On February 06 2009 06:02 Kerensky wrote:
i honestly wonder with some cruel curiosity what the headlines would have been if it was a man doing that to a woman

One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm

Woman raped in brutal drug-fuelled knife attack


Yep, that looks about right. He would probably be going to jail for life if he had carved that on a woman.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
MoeMoeKyun
Profile Joined January 2009
United States215 Posts
February 05 2009 21:06 GMT
#25
Wow, that handwriting is just downright scary. To have that shit engraved on your arm?

At least have cute handwriting.....jkjk thats just fuckin scary lol.
I lol in ur general direction
aRod
Profile Joined July 2007
United States758 Posts
February 05 2009 21:07 GMT
#26
Some of the scars will be pretty cool, I wouldn't mind most but the name.
Live to win.
Proposal
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1310 Posts
February 05 2009 21:08 GMT
#27
imagine the blood sliding down all over your body when u wake up

freaaaky
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
February 05 2009 21:08 GMT
#28
What the fuck.
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
February 05 2009 21:18 GMT
#29
/shiver

That was just... unpleasant.
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Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-05 21:25:34
February 05 2009 21:23 GMT
#30
On February 06 2009 05:28 Kennelie wrote:
Wasn't there a guy about a year or so ago that wrote up a topic about his drunk night and waking up to his arm or leg with his name carved in it?

I don't know but when I was younger(3-5 years ago) I used to abuse benzo's like no other and never did anything this stupid to myself but I can say I did commit other worst things but nothing like this. After abusing alchy+benzo's/diazapams/klonopins for quite a while I finally realized I had no control of my actions b/c I was so fucked up. I'm glad I have stopped doing that stupid shit but I do have to say to the people doing it nowadays need to be less ignorant of what they are taking.

Very stupid person to even cut himself. He shoulda carved his name on his wrist...


Do you ever read the things you comment on? He didn't do it to himself.

Lol @ people saying some of the scars are cool. How old are you? Seriously...I don't think you really want that.
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
BlaCha
Profile Joined March 2005
Poland743 Posts
February 05 2009 21:23 GMT
#31
On February 06 2009 05:30 besiger wrote:
He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her

I just got drugged up while drinking hard liquor, and went to have sex with someone i have never met before in my life back at her apartment, and while i was unconscious bad things happened ? Seriously he should feel lucky he didn't wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing.


Aren't you overreacting ? Some people use to have fun spending time these ways quite often. It's not like he deserved it. He just got unlucky and picked a crazy chick.

Of course, fucking of course.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
February 05 2009 21:29 GMT
#32
LOL thats fucking hilarious, the chicks a psychopath.
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
February 05 2009 21:29 GMT
#33
holy shit, those pics are disturbing T_T
damn my curiosity...
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43739 Posts
February 05 2009 21:31 GMT
#34
On February 06 2009 06:23 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2009 05:28 Kennelie wrote:
Wasn't there a guy about a year or so ago that wrote up a topic about his drunk night and waking up to his arm or leg with his name carved in it?

I don't know but when I was younger(3-5 years ago) I used to abuse benzo's like no other and never did anything this stupid to myself but I can say I did commit other worst things but nothing like this. After abusing alchy+benzo's/diazapams/klonopins for quite a while I finally realized I had no control of my actions b/c I was so fucked up. I'm glad I have stopped doing that stupid shit but I do have to say to the people doing it nowadays need to be less ignorant of what they are taking.

Very stupid person to even cut himself. He shoulda carved his name on his wrist...


Do you ever read the things you comment on? He didn't do it to himself.

Lol @ people saying some of the scars are cool. How old are you? Seriously...I don't think you really want that.

I have some pretty awesome scars.
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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
February 05 2009 22:00 GMT
#35
LOL HAHAHAHAH
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boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
February 05 2009 22:03 GMT
#36
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jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
February 05 2009 22:05 GMT
#37
at least she didnt take his kidney and sell it..

OR DID SHE!?!
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
February 05 2009 22:13 GMT
#38
That's creepy for sure but it could have been way worse ( she could have killed him for "fun"). Maybe she was just very very high and wanted to draw stuff on his body but couldn't fin a pencil.
or maybe she thought he was a tree...

:>
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
February 05 2009 22:18 GMT
#39
Damn, drunk girls just went from fun ---> scary.

On February 06 2009 07:13 Boblion wrote:
That's creepy for sure but it could have been way worse ( she could have killed him for "fun"). Maybe she was just very very high and wanted to draw stuff on his body but couldn't fin a pencil.
or maybe she thought he was a tree...

I would hate for boesthius to mistake me for a tree.
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Pervect
Profile Joined June 2007
1280 Posts
February 05 2009 22:23 GMT
#40
I dunno sounds pretty awesome to me, he could at least pretend he's The Nameless One from Planescape: Torment or Leonard Shelby from Memento.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
February 05 2009 22:25 GMT
#41
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Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-05 22:28:05
February 05 2009 22:27 GMT
#42
Wow... That's pretty screwed up... I give up on this world.

P.S.^: He's watching you!
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
February 05 2009 22:27 GMT
#43
he was lucky that his dick wasn't missing

he'll need some plastical surgery
And all is illuminated.
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-05 22:29:37
February 05 2009 22:28 GMT
#44
-_- I still use benzos, but this guy is flat out stupid.
Yea haha this guy is flat out lucky to not get his dick cut up.
No no no no its not mine!
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 05 2009 22:34 GMT
#45
I bet the chick is one of those girls that mutilates themselves because of low self esteem or whatever. a 'cutter' as they call them. This night she either just did it to him cause she was too fucked up, or he actually saw her doing it and told her to try it on him and he just doesn't remember.
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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
February 05 2009 22:42 GMT
#46
Cool Boethius Pic!

You haven't done your hair yet? LOL

To be on topic, this is like a moderate version of that film "Hostel" by Eli Roth
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
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Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
February 05 2009 22:48 GMT
#47
Ouch that looks pretty painful.
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Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-05 23:06:44
February 05 2009 23:06 GMT
#48
note to self: dont have sex with girls whose name is more than 3 letter long.
betaben
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
681 Posts
February 05 2009 23:37 GMT
#49
I so want someone else on this site to post another one of these:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=67966
"so last time I got a swastika carved into my arm - now you'll never guess what happened..."
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-05 23:42:28
February 05 2009 23:41 GMT
#50
lol at

I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed.

and then

I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.


but the punch-line.... *drumroll*

I'm scarred for life.

zing!!

edit: cmon! please tell me someone else found this funny
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Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 00:02:10
February 06 2009 00:00 GMT
#51
On February 06 2009 08:41 Not_Computer wrote:
lol at
Show nested quote +

I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed.

and then
Show nested quote +

I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.


but the punch-line.... *drumroll*
Show nested quote +

I'm scarred for life.

zing!!

edit: cmon! please tell me someone else found this funny


Very good summarize version of the story =)

Edit: Could it be that Makito and this guy had the same chick?
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
February 06 2009 00:17 GMT
#52
On February 06 2009 06:23 BlaCha wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2009 05:30 besiger wrote:
He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her

I just got drugged up while drinking hard liquor, and went to have sex with someone i have never met before in my life back at her apartment, and while i was unconscious bad things happened ? Seriously he should feel lucky he didn't wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing.


Aren't you overreacting ? Some people use to have fun spending time these ways quite often. It's not like he deserved it. He just got unlucky and picked a crazy chick.



im sorry, but i feel that if you are gonna mix hard liquor with medication that will knock you out while you are having sex with a person you have never met before, you are kind of taking responsibility for all the bad crap that could occur while you are out.
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
Pervect
Profile Joined June 2007
1280 Posts
February 06 2009 00:43 GMT
#53
I would keep the scars and make-up a badass story to tell my grandchildren/children.

It could range from the standard story, fending off hundreds of angry black women with nothing but my hands and my penis, or it could be something more exotic:
You took a trip some third-world country to cure a disease and are captured by local, primitive tribe. However, that tribe is killed by a group of people attempting to create a Hitler-clone in the very same backwater country. They take you and decide to test a great many methods of torture on you. They start you off in a generic gas chamber, but you manage to escape using your wit and guile. You're nearly free but you encounter the guard assigned to watch you before hand; she happens to be incredibly attractive and skilled in hand-to-hand combat. You attempt to dissuade her from fighting you, but she ignores your words and attacks. She comes at you hard and you don't know how long you can hold out, however you call a timeout, roll a d20, and determine your charisma overcomes her saving throw. She falls for you and will allow you to escape if you engage in sexual activity with her which you, naturally, agree to. You head to the back room and she slowly removes her clothes for you and begins to turn you on. You get to the pants. The panties. She removes them and reveals a big fat dick. You are shocked and nearly pass out but just barely manage to maintain composure, and attempt to run as no real man would take a dick up the ass even if it meant death. She (well, not anymore) predicted this and shoots a drug-filled dart at you, knocking you out. 12 hours later you awake with those scars in a large opening near the middle of woods. Next to you is a small aircraft and note. The note states that she consulted the rulebook and that you were supposed to make a saving throw before she shot the dart at you. She didn't allow you to do this and felt bad (plus you are totally hawt) so she allows you to go free. She also tells you she had AIDS and you probably have it now too. You commandeer the aircraft with ease and fly back home. You land the aircraft in the street next to the hospital and snort a line of crack you had in your pocket while causing excessive amounts of property damage. You enter the hospital and ask to be tested for AIDS. You have it. Since you're a badass, this is unacceptable. You kill the doctor who brought the bad news and leave the hospital. 2 months later you've discovered the cure for AIDS and become an international hero. 18 years later your first child is of age to hear this story, so you tell him. He asks you why you keep the scars. You tell him that this achievement falls in comparison to your later life achievements but the story was more interesting than being President, colonizing Mars, curing cancer and malaria, and having sex with Chris Avellone because he is hawt (and an exception to the "no men up your own butt" rule). Those stories were generic and boring, so you keep the scars as a reminder of your most awesome adventure. Your child's eyes widen and he is at a loss of words. You frown. Your child cannot handle a story of such badassery, and you decide he will grow up to be nothing. So you kill him. And your wife for giving him the bad genes.
MaZza[KIS]
Profile Joined December 2005
Australia2110 Posts
February 06 2009 00:55 GMT
#54
"Officer I really don't understand. I used her attachment to me to keep having sex with her. It was all good until she was driven insane and carved on me".

Honestly... this guy deserves it. This girl was probably nuts over him and he played it like "ok I'm gonna use this for sex". Well, play on playa! You left her with an emotional scar and she left you with a physical one! TOUCHE!!!!
I really wanted a bigger opponent, like Nate Marquardt, or King Neptune, or Zeus, or Zeus and Fedor, or Fedor on Zeus's shoulders, and they can both punch but only Zeus can kick.
ZERG_RUSSIAN
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
10417 Posts
February 06 2009 04:02 GMT
#55
On February 06 2009 05:19 besiger wrote:
vodka + valium, serves him right, you have to be pretty out of it for someone to carve you up and you dont even wake up.

Your moral code is not absolute law. Neither is the government's, for that matter. How does this "serve him right"? Just because he took a valium and had some booze, he deserves to be carved with a knife while he sleeps? How can you say that?

You took DARE way too seriously.
I'm on GOLD CHAIN
besiger
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Croatia2452 Posts
February 06 2009 12:25 GMT
#56
read my post up there, im not saying he deserved it flat out right, im saying he took medication with liquor and knew he would have no control over himself, he had to acknowledge bad shit could happen, i would never do something like that exactly for the reason that you have no idea how things will go, i like to have control over myself.
A weak will coupled with delusions of grandeur
lxginverse
Profile Joined May 2008
Monaco1506 Posts
February 06 2009 12:35 GMT
#57
On February 06 2009 08:41 Not_Computer wrote:
lol at
Show nested quote +

I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed.

and then
Show nested quote +

I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.


but the punch-line.... *drumroll*
Show nested quote +

I'm scarred for life.

zing!!

edit: cmon! please tell me someone else found this funny


nice one
fromis_9 enjoyer
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
February 06 2009 12:38 GMT
#58
I don't feel sorry for him at all =p
It's not like people feel very sorry for girls that week up next to guys they didnt want to sleep with just because they were too drunk to say no (or speak in general).
Wouldn't surpirse me at all if he was very much into some knife play when they fucked and just forgot about it :p
Part of not beeing a child is to take responsibility for yourself and your own well beeing. Mixing drugs and alcohol and then following some stranger home is like .....
Maybe he should have stayed in mommas basement a while longer =p
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
February 06 2009 12:39 GMT
#59
She has the crazy eyes, he ignored it. His own fault.

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Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
February 06 2009 12:56 GMT
#60
On February 06 2009 09:17 besiger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2009 06:23 BlaCha wrote:
On February 06 2009 05:30 besiger wrote:
He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her

I just got drugged up while drinking hard liquor, and went to have sex with someone i have never met before in my life back at her apartment, and while i was unconscious bad things happened ? Seriously he should feel lucky he didn't wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing.


Aren't you overreacting ? Some people use to have fun spending time these ways quite often. It's not like he deserved it. He just got unlucky and picked a crazy chick.



im sorry, but i feel that if you are gonna mix hard liquor with medication that will knock you out while you are having sex with a person you have never met before, you are kind of taking responsibility for all the bad crap that could occur while you are out.

Yeah I'd say he's responsible, but it still sucks.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14908 Posts
February 06 2009 13:04 GMT
#61
hahahaha that's great
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
February 07 2009 14:18 GMT
#62
before i make any judgements i would have to see her picture
brambolius
Profile Joined January 2006
Netherlands448 Posts
February 07 2009 16:23 GMT
#63
On February 06 2009 05:20 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Wow that's fucked up.

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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
February 08 2009 04:58 GMT
#64
That is gross, gave me goosebumps. Wow
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 06:28:59
February 08 2009 06:28 GMT
#65
WTF is wrong with you people, he doesn't deserve it.
what if our beloved rekrul was smashed one night and this happened, would you any of you say he deserves it?

it's not too bad though, and he probably won't be left with that many scars if any, except the emotional one.

he was drunk and she took advantage of it.

the only thing i can say he did wrong was when he woke up. I mean Really in a pool of your own blood, with the culprit next to you, asleep no less, and you run to the police...
what a fucking pussy, revenge is sweet.

I am not suggesting he carve her up but he could drug her via syringe and put her in a bath tub filled with ice, a phone right next to her and a message on the mirror explaining the lack of organs and need to call 911, preferably the phone should be palced somewhere with a high possibility of her dropping it in the water when she wakes up. at the very least

Centric
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1989 Posts
February 08 2009 06:36 GMT
#66
That is disgusting.
Super serious.
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
February 08 2009 06:52 GMT
#67
On February 06 2009 21:56 Ancestral wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2009 09:17 besiger wrote:
On February 06 2009 06:23 BlaCha wrote:
On February 06 2009 05:30 besiger wrote:
He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her

I just got drugged up while drinking hard liquor, and went to have sex with someone i have never met before in my life back at her apartment, and while i was unconscious bad things happened ? Seriously he should feel lucky he didn't wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing.


Aren't you overreacting ? Some people use to have fun spending time these ways quite often. It's not like he deserved it. He just got unlucky and picked a crazy chick.



im sorry, but i feel that if you are gonna mix hard liquor with medication that will knock you out while you are having sex with a person you have never met before, you are kind of taking responsibility for all the bad crap that could occur while you are out.

Yeah I'd say he's responsible, but it still sucks.


lol you high? He's very dumb for putting himself in the position where this could happen, but it's still 100% her responsibility for doing it.
pSikh0
Profile Joined January 2009
163 Posts
February 08 2009 06:54 GMT
#68
On February 06 2009 05:30 besiger wrote:
He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her

I just got drugged up while drinking hard liquor, and went to have sex with someone i have never met before in my life back at her apartment, and while i was unconscious bad things happened ? Seriously he should feel lucky he didn't wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing.


oh dude i've heard that story before!!

Yeah that one was scary!!!

ontopic: his cuts look scary though. That girl looked like she was trying to draw outline of biceps, but like makito's girl, she sucks at drawing.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
February 08 2009 07:09 GMT
#69
On February 08 2009 15:28 Etherone wrote:
WTF is wrong with you people, he doesn't deserve it.
what if our beloved rekrul was smashed one night and this happened, would you any of you say he deserves it?

it's not too bad though, and he probably won't be left with that many scars if any, except the emotional one.

he was drunk and she took advantage of it.

the only thing i can say he did wrong was when he woke up. I mean Really in a pool of your own blood, with the culprit next to you, asleep no less, and you run to the police...
what a fucking pussy, revenge is sweet.

I am not suggesting he carve her up but he could drug her via syringe and put her in a bath tub filled with ice, a phone right next to her and a message on the mirror explaining the lack of organs and need to call 911, preferably the phone should be palced somewhere with a high possibility of her dropping it in the water when she wakes up. at the very least


lolol awesome
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
February 08 2009 08:06 GMT
#70
Those scars are gross X(
Deleted User 31996
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
843 Posts
February 08 2009 08:16 GMT
#71
On February 06 2009 05:43 CrownRoyal wrote:
id carve a dick on her forehead

LMFAO
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Creationism
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
China505 Posts
February 08 2009 09:08 GMT
#72
scare. the. shit. out. of. me.
wow... life lesson... i think drunken sex is now out of the question for fear of this kind of shit... omfg.
The hoi polloi is the plague upon the world.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
February 08 2009 09:10 GMT
#73
Wow, I bet the girl spent a lot of time on that ;;
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
February 08 2009 09:14 GMT
#74
O.o
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