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Pony Express Issue 47: Oct. 27 - Nov. 3

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QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32147 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-04 19:17:09
November 04 2008 05:30 GMT
#1
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THE GRAND POLITICAL EDITION




Letter from the Editors
Dear Readers,

Tuesday, Nov. 4 could potentially be one of the most historic days in American history, or at the very least, our lives. Even if you're not from America, tomorrow's election will surely impact you. Those of voting age, you have a job to do: hit the polls, and make sure your friends and family members do too.

This highly prestigious and influential publication will now enter the political arena and make the first endorsement in the history of PX:

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Our country needs someone who can uphold civil liberties and restore our foreign relations. He's the man to do it!

We also ask Cali-natives support gay rights and vote NO on Proposition 8. One day, Mora might decide to stop being a gay pimp and settle down someday.


If you don't agree, well, piss off. Someone mistakenly gave me this area to rant, and I'm putting good use to it! Whatever you do, be sure you get out and vote. We're the future of this country

- Hawk & Kau

Staff
Hawk/Kau - Editors
Bloodyc0bbler - The Stove
Chill – Strategy
mel_ee - Graphic Designer
Nyovne - IRC Comments
LemonWalrus - Memory Lane
decaf – Retired
mahnini – Retired





Serious Business

  • If for some god-awful reason you don't know who you're voting for yet, inform yourself here.

  • Or here.

  • Economy stuffs: Investing in Activision??

  • Old, but important. Resident geek and PX-certified swell guy HeadBangaa tells you how to deal with the latest rash of fake virus scanners, which happened to kick my ass today, too.

  • Nailin' Palin: Edgy, Informative, CLASSIC.

  • If you can get past the flaming and the idiots who don't know what the hell they're talking about, there's some interesting history in here.




Funsies

  • TL Evolves!!!!!

  • In a totally awesome article, IntoTheWow demonstrates that he had a better grasp of the English language than most idiots here.

  • THE MASSES HAVE SPOKEN, AND I SHALL LISTEN.

  • So who do you think had the best costume??





The Stove (Visit his blog for more!)

This weeks stove is a nice one, we got a bit of seafood in a form everyone can love, in a bun!
This week is a chipotle prawn burger, sweet right?

Ingredients:
Kaiser bun
4 prawns(deveined and shelled, tails removed)
2 eggs beaten
panko
chipotle mayo
any condiments you wish to add

procedure
1. dip each prawn into the liquid eggs
2. roll each prawn in the panko till coated
3. add oil to a pan, enough to submerge a prawn in
4. fry prawns in pan and toast kaiser
5. spread chipotle mayo on each side of the kaiser, then add the prawns to the bottom half.
6 add condiments of your choice

- Bloodyc0bbler




Chalk Talk

Congrats, strat forum! Chill is pleased this week!

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=81496
Back to Zileas!

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=81326
I only sent this because Idra posted in it




Semi-funny IRC Comment of the Week

<SpoR-CharlieM> HELP
<SpoR-CharlieM> HELP
<SpoR-CharlieM> http://i38.tinypic.com/5jsgep.jpg
<SpoR-CharlieM> WHAT DO I DO!??!?????????????????
<Clowe> hbahahahah

[12:51] <@WaxAngel> haha stork broke the record for most starleagues played in before winning
[12:51] <+FantasticLocked> i call it "the peasant roader"

[23:53] <haji[alive]> lol i'm reading a thread: "things you regret buying compulsively"
[23:53] <haji[alive]> and a dude wrote: "a whorehouse girl's piss and shit - $80"



Nyovne also helped out with Memory Lane this week too:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=52533
Insta-classic by Mr. Dry-wall-face

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=46308
Tha Grand-Daddy, yo!
- Nyovne




Random Image of the Week

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http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/nevergg





A Walk Down Memory Lane
TL doesn't want to do your homework.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=40793

I was going to just link ITW's post on the second page, but I feel like if you read through the first two pages first it gets that much better. Please, please do not give up before you get to ITW's post, it is worth it.

Confucius say; TL style
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=17883&currentpage=21#417

Not taking sides in the argument, which is far in the past anyways, just giving credit for a great one liner where credit is due.

- Lemonwalrus




BAN OF THE WEEK

mSLeGenD, aka MonkeySpaker, for this dandy: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=81451.

Words cannot explain how ridiculous this situation is. Sex in cars, invasion of privacy, death threats by monkey at his mother, half naked milfs and another instance of a mom posting on TL. Yeah, we're that important. Oh, and I have an inside source that tells me that Monkey's mom offered to cyber over webcam with none other than Chill to get her son's account unbanned.

That's love, baby.




Best of Blogs
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Creative writing blog
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=81582

An epic battle for the rights to the GOSU FACE NAME.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=81494

Yeah, this dude's right.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=81433

Get high and help people too!
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=81380

Oh, you silly little lurker, you.
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=81460





Question of the Week
Why the hell haven't you assholes emailed us comments, suggestions, threads love letters or hate mail??
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
November 04 2008 05:32 GMT
#2
Wrong forum?
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32147 Posts
November 04 2008 05:32 GMT
#3
fuck me in the ass, sc2 of all places, jesus
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
November 04 2008 05:38 GMT
#4
You should keep it in the SC2 forum, it increases the quality of this place by a ton.
Force staff is the best item in the game.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
November 04 2008 05:40 GMT
#5
On November 04 2008 14:32 Hawk wrote:
fuck me in the ass, sc2 of all places, jesus


You're liable to be fucked in the ass if you stay around this forum for too long
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
November 04 2008 05:47 GMT
#6
BEST THREAD LOCATION EVAR

I agree with CDRdude, really increases the quality of this forum.

Thanks for the work hawk!
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
November 04 2008 05:47 GMT
#7
Nice read :-)

but,

*facepalm* forum -.-
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
November 04 2008 05:55 GMT
#8
haha sc2 forum
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
November 04 2008 05:56 GMT
#9
Interesting tactic to raise the number of views in the SC2 forum.
^-^
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
November 04 2008 05:58 GMT
#10
On November 04 2008 14:40 H_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 04 2008 14:32 Hawk wrote:
fuck me in the ass, sc2 of all places, jesus


You're liable to be fucked in the ass if you stay around this forum for too long

I SEE WHERE YOUR INTERESTS LIE
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-04 06:07:58
November 04 2008 06:00 GMT
#11
Nyo still doing Memory Lane?

*Puts on fighting Shoes*

...on second thought.

*Puts on flirting skirt*

Edit: I put the liquiscoop archives in the first edition of Memory Lane.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 04 2008 06:02 GMT
#12
Oh, and you should add nevergg's blog.

At this point any OP by nevergg should be auto-add, imo.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32147 Posts
November 04 2008 06:09 GMT
#13
He's got his own link in the image of the week =p

PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-04 06:17:45
November 04 2008 06:11 GMT
#14
On November 04 2008 15:09 Hawk wrote:
He's got his own link in the image of the week =p


NEVERGG IS A GIRL OMG WTF!

Also, my second link seems to be broken.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=17883&currentpage=21#417
Should be this. ^^

Edit: wait, it keeps screwing up.

I guess you have to go to the thread and then copy paste the full link, because if you copy paste what is above, it shortens the link and breaks it.
Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3502 Posts
November 04 2008 07:26 GMT
#15
No it just shortens it so it doesn't break the layout, the link still works.
Moderator
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
November 04 2008 07:27 GMT
#16
On November 04 2008 16:26 Kau wrote:
No it just shortens it so it doesn't break the layout, the link still works.

Does the one in hawks post work for you?
Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3502 Posts
November 04 2008 07:56 GMT
#17
No it doesn't, quote his above post and take the link from there.
Moderator
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
November 04 2008 11:56 GMT
#18
Oh sorry lemon thought you were MIA for 2 weeks haha. *takes the first right off memmory lane*

And oh god the SC2 forum, I posted there once. IT WASN'T PRETTY.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Raelcun
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States3747 Posts
November 04 2008 16:37 GMT
#19
Return of the ban of the week! VICTORY! Fun read like usual
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-04 17:34:40
November 04 2008 17:34 GMT
#20
On November 04 2008 15:09 Hawk wrote:
He's got his own link in the image of the week =p


Neggy is a she

I checked!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
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