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Nightmarjoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3360 Posts
July 24 2008 18:32 GMT
#1
I used search function, couldn't find it.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080724/ap_on_re_au_an/new_zealand_bizarre_names

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WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names here, and did something about it.

Just ask Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. He had her renamed.

Judge Rob Murfitt made the 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name could be changed, he said in a ruling made public Thursday. The girl was involved in a custody battle, he said.

The new name was not made public to protect the girl's privacy.

"The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child's parents have shown in choosing this name," he wrote. "It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily."

The girl had been so embarrassed at the name that she had never told her closest friends what it was. She told people to call her "K" instead, the girl's lawyer, Colleen MacLeod, told the court.

In his ruling, Murfitt cited a list of the unfortunate names.

Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," he said.

New Zealand law does not allow names that would cause offense to a reasonable person, among other conditions, said Brian Clarke, the registrar general of Births, Deaths and Marriages.

Clarke said officials usually talked to parents who proposed unusual names to convince them about the potential for embarrassment.



lol, those names really are ridiculous. It is kind of an invasive ruling, but I think it was almost necessary, I mean look at her name and the other banned names.
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Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," he said.
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20166 Posts
July 24 2008 18:34 GMT
#2
"Yeah Detroit"

we be reppin even in austrailia. Word.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
July 24 2008 18:34 GMT
#3
"Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence, Sex Fruit" wtf?

Why would any parent name their child something like that? unless they actually wanted to ruin his/her life.

Fucking idiots.
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
July 24 2008 18:36 GMT
#4
Yeah Detroit

AHahhahahaha.
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Pwntrucci[sR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada1519 Posts
July 24 2008 18:37 GMT
#5
Dweezil Zappa put on a great show a few weeks ago.
bg
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
July 24 2008 18:38 GMT
#6
Reminds me of (Nick)
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
July 24 2008 18:40 GMT
#7
Moon Unit has nothing on Yeah Detroit. I'm using that for my kids. #2 is just gonna be a shocker sign.
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InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
July 24 2008 18:44 GMT
#8
Sex Fruit ftw lol, what kind of shit is that?
w/e
Ceril
Profile Joined April 2003
Sweden1343 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-24 18:47:22
July 24 2008 18:45 GMT
#9
Id say this is why people name their children in strange ways:
http://xkcd.com/327/

I've never quite understood the whole 'w00t unique name needed for baby!!! Lets name her... Dr Evil, or why not fish&chips?
Common sense in a judge? Whats the world coming to
Just because you can now store where everyone was and is, what they like, what they fear who they talk to and who they love. It does not mean we should so spy upon our fellow man in a dystopia far worse then 1984
boe_N
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States57 Posts
July 24 2008 18:46 GMT
#10
I don't think it's invasive at all if it applies to children/minors. The main issue I would have with the ruling is how you would define a ridiculous/offensive name. Most examples given are obviously messed up, but how do you draw the line for kids with borderline names like "Violence" or "Poo" or "Osama?" (i.e. I knew someone in middle school named "shitti")

On the other hand, if you're 18+ and want your name to be "sex fruit," by all means go for it.
Emptyness
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Bulgaria1016 Posts
July 24 2008 18:46 GMT
#11
Sex Fruit is appropriate name for a porn star in my opinion .
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Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
July 24 2008 18:48 GMT
#12
Wellington, Brian Clarke, lol!
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
July 24 2008 18:52 GMT
#13
On July 25 2008 03:46 boe_N wrote:
I don't think it's invasive at all if it applies to children/minors. The main issue I would have with the ruling is how you would define a ridiculous/offensive name. Most examples given are obviously messed up, but how do you draw the line for kids with borderline names like "Violence" or "Poo" or "Osama?" (i.e. I knew someone in middle school named "shitti")

On the other hand, if you're 18+ and want your name to be "sex fruit," by all means go for it.


Why the hell would Osama be borderline as a name?
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himurakenshin
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1845 Posts
July 24 2008 18:54 GMT
#14
yeah.. wtf is wrong with Osama?
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
July 24 2008 18:54 GMT
#15
some people are so stupid
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
July 24 2008 18:56 GMT
#16
haha, "Tula Does The Hula From Hawaii".

That is an AWESOME name.
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
July 24 2008 18:58 GMT
#17
On July 25 2008 03:54 himurakenshin wrote:
yeah.. wtf is wrong with Osama?


In a country where people are named "Bush" and "Dick"?
boe_N
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States57 Posts
July 24 2008 18:59 GMT
#18
On July 25 2008 03:54 himurakenshin wrote:
yeah.. wtf is wrong with Osama?


meh, just a loose example I thought of. Obviously nothing is wrong with the name itself, it's commonly accepted in Islamic culture, but in the US South where I'm at, someone named "Osama" would easily qualify as having a "social disability and handicap."
Guthrek
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada31 Posts
July 24 2008 19:05 GMT
#19
I'm going to name my firstborn Sex-Sex Pussy Hair.

And when the courts shut that down, I'll name it Daggoth, and hope it's culturally obscure enough.
in this kinda situation, between a man and a woman, theres this old folk custom. to just. get. naked.
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 24 2008 19:12 GMT
#20
Oh, Violence is a good name.

I always figured if I had twin boys, I'd name them Rage and Hatred.
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