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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20166 Posts
June 30 2008 22:24 GMT
#161
inc you just got trolled so hard. CM is so clearly wrong yet he keeps getting yout o reply

more puns please,
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
June 30 2008 22:25 GMT
#162
Hopefully the person who carried away the body wasn't a neckrophiliac
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
June 30 2008 22:28 GMT
#163
On June 30 2008 13:32 Ryot wrote:
Apparently the family is gonna try and sue Six Flags, and they are denying liability.

He climbed fences he wasn't supposed to climb. I really hope Six Flags counter-sues for lost proft for having to shut down the ride. I hope they do it, and I hope they win.

I'm sick and tired of the "I'm not responsible" mentality. Your stupid kid climbed a couple fences. That's his fault. He's dead now. It's not Six Flags' fault because you raised your kid to be a stupid moron.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
Skittled
Profile Joined July 2007
United States160 Posts
June 30 2008 22:34 GMT
#164
what a waste of a good thread. inc just apologize and make things okay.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
June 30 2008 22:35 GMT
#165
On July 01 2008 07:25 kNyTTyM wrote:
Hopefully the person who carried away the body wasn't a neckrophiliac


gold
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
June 30 2008 22:43 GMT
#166
Two six foot fences and big bold warnings signs?

Full steam ahead!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ryot
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada316 Posts
June 30 2008 22:43 GMT
#167
Maybe the kid had chocolate?

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Instigata
Profile Joined April 2004
United States546 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 22:58:30
June 30 2008 22:57 GMT
#168
People have gotten so bad at reading. The story involves three sepertate incidences and some ppl have been commenting combing stories like the teen got his head kicked off. That was the groundkeeper. Also someone said the teen's parents is suing but thats the girl who lost her legs through no fault of her own. That seems legit btw that she should sue for getting her legs jacked up.
Geez I thought us ppl were the smartest.
SC2 was doomed from the start.
Gokey
Profile Joined November 2006
United States2722 Posts
June 30 2008 22:58 GMT
#169
On July 01 2008 07:28 rpf wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2008 13:32 Ryot wrote:
Apparently the family is gonna try and sue Six Flags, and they are denying liability.

He climbed fences he wasn't supposed to climb. I really hope Six Flags counter-sues for lost proft for having to shut down the ride. I hope they do it, and I hope they win.

I'm sick and tired of the "I'm not responsible" mentality. Your stupid kid climbed a couple fences. That's his fault. He's dead now. It's not Six Flags' fault because you raised your kid to be a stupid moron.

Seriously, I agree 100%... This culture of no-liability is sickening... People just want to blame someone else and make a quick fucking buck
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 30 2008 23:02 GMT
#170
you will be hearing from my lawyer

The Bear
PauL_JoneS
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States373 Posts
June 30 2008 23:03 GMT
#171
On July 01 2008 07:25 kNyTTyM wrote:
Hopefully the person who carried away the body wasn't a neckrophiliac

If he/she was then he'd be a pedo, double the fun.
Cogito
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States453 Posts
June 30 2008 23:07 GMT
#172
Can someone point me to some other pun-filled thread on TL.net like this one? I could use some more laughs.
teamsolid
Profile Joined October 2007
Canada3668 Posts
June 30 2008 23:09 GMT
#173
Title should read:

Teen gives Batman head
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
June 30 2008 23:27 GMT
#174
Batman must have thought he was two-face and made him no-face.
SCC-Caliban
alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-30 23:30:30
June 30 2008 23:30 GMT
#175
Not reading any more of this crap thread; I've head enough

players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
STiKxSx96
Profile Joined June 2008
United States13 Posts
June 30 2008 23:41 GMT
#176
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


I can't see how someone can get decapitated by someone's leg at 50mph.

I just don't see it happening..
yn01_
Profile Joined June 2008
Canada149 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-01 00:39:38
June 30 2008 23:50 GMT
#177
Haha, does anyone remember half a year ago, a girl got her foot amputated by the superman ride? lol apparently the cable snapped and it amputated her while she was going up/down.
Warning: My Post count is the speed of my apm
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
July 01 2008 00:06 GMT
#178
On June 30 2008 20:14 [GiTM]-Ace wrote:
Apparently they flipped a coin on who would hop 1st... he got heads


After what happened, it seems more like he didn't get heads, or lack thereof.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 01 2008 00:18 GMT
#179
On July 01 2008 08:41 STiKxSx96 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


I can't see how someone can get decapitated by someone's leg at 50mph.

I just don't see it happening..


On July 01 2008 08:50 yn01_ wrote:
Haha, does anyone remember half a year ago, a girl got her foot amputated by the superman ride? lol apparently the cable snapped and it amputated her while she was doing up/down.


..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 01 2008 00:21 GMT
#180
On June 30 2008 13:51 [X]Ken_D wrote:
Did the leg that hit the guy's head get hurt?


No, nobody else was hurt. I live in louisville, ky, the ride that the girl rode is now gone
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