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This might have been posted before but i didn't see anything about it.
i heard about this on the radio a few days ago and it was pretty hard to believe so i checked out the internet.
all in all (in Vancouver b.c) its about this weird guy going around killing guys and cutting off their right foots police have now found 4
Right foot dude
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This guy obviously didn't start the day on the right foot.
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On June 09 2008 06:15 Jyvblamo wrote: This guy obviously didn't start the day on the right foot.
You win the internet.
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On June 09 2008 06:15 Jyvblamo wrote: This guy obviously didn't start the day on the right foot.
hahaha
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Should be easy to evade the police with all those extra feet.
Okay, that was a bad try.
EDIT: Okay, here we go, total redemption:
Sounds like something is afoot.
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hope it wasn't feetal
OHOHOHOHOH
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Oh, a modern day footpad.
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That must have gotten the town on their feet.
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I hope the search doesn't prove footile
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Can you name a serial killer who wasn't weird and creepy in some way?
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On June 09 2008 06:15 Jyvblamo wrote: This guy obviously didn't start the day on the right foot. har har har
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Guess the victims were footloose and fancy free.. the irony.
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but the op is misleading, they don't even know where the feet came from much less how
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Oh man this thread is so awkward and hilarious at the same time
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Pulling this off was an impressive feet.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
Victims were found walking in circles due to their missing right foot.
I lol'd
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I'm confused.
- did they "kick the bucket" or not?
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On June 09 2008 06:35 ahole-surprise wrote: Can you name a serial killer who wasn't weird and creepy in some way? well this is FOOT FOR THOUGHT for modern serial killers, so it will only get creepier.
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Bad news for dancers: four people in Vancouver are reported to have only left feet.
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Reminds me of Dexter
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surely he had an accomplice that will post the footage of the killings on youtube
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Sadly, this will probably just end up as a footnote in history by the end of this year.
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If they catch the killer there'll surely be a footennany to celebrate
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im crying atm at how funny this is and i mean it, its like this ex: read one funny post(start laughing), scroll down see another funny, omfg(laugh some more while already laughing), scroll down, another one! aahaha roflmao(laugh some more on top of laughing while laughing), scroll down, ahahaha another started tears in my eyes.
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On June 09 2008 06:50 Jyvblamo wrote: Sadly, this will probably just end up as a footnote in history by the end of this year.
lol
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the footure seems bleak for the victims
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This thread rocks my sock.
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I seriously lol'd at how epic this thread has become.
XD
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I heard about this on the radio yesterday, weird shit. This guy must be soleless.
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On June 09 2008 07:04 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote: . This guy must be soleless.
<3
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Sounds like a good movie.
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This whole affair sends slippers down my spine.
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Epic thread is epic. I lol'd. I'll read the article now^^
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On June 09 2008 07:10 AdamBanks wrote: Sounds like a good movie. it wouldn't be the tipical good guy defeets bad guy tho
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He should be sent to boot camp and be taught the error of his suedes.
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On June 09 2008 06:54 LeGeNdZs[FcG] wrote: im crying atm at how funny this is and i mean it, its like this ex: read one funny post(start laughing), scroll down see another funny, omfg(laugh some more while already laughing), scroll down, another one! aahaha roflmao(laugh some more on top of laughing while laughing), scroll down, ahahaha another started tears in my eyes. Yes, because people getting killed for no apparent reason. Then getting their foot removed is so funny...
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United States42554 Posts
Another classic example of witchcraft. Sacrificing victims to harvest their soles.
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yay another tl.net pun thread!! my favorite
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so the killer just nail the victim plain in the street?
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this is really sad victims cant heel back a foot
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We should shoe-t the bastard before he k-heels again.
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guy sounds like a toetal maniac.
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it's not vancouver, it's on the islands off of vancouver
my cousin lives on one of them and it's a really small island with only hippies living there, and so they were all scared shitless when feet started washing up
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It's awful that people like this can run loose. 
The police need footage of him in action.
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the killer is putting his foot down. he has had enough of being stepped on. he refuses to be walked all over any more.
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how does he manage to defeet so many people
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well thats certainly not how you get ahead in life
wait
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His remaining anonymous is quite a feet.
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On June 09 2008 12:55 fusionsdf wrote: well thats certainly not how you get ahead in life
wait
lol :D
where the fuck is Chill?
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He must have some sort of feetish.
I think there was no murder -- they say that the feet were separated due to decomposition. If the killer had a way to accomplish that, I'd like a tu-toe-rial.
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Here we go with the puns again. lolol
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It looks like the police are jumping foot first into a mystery. Hopefully they can solve it one step at a time.
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On June 09 2008 06:59 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote: This thread rocks my sock. Lol just made my day
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All these jokes makes me cry.
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Gotta hand it to them.
O wait, that's not a pun.
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...foot
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logged in just to say
Why hasn't this thread been moved to feetured yet?
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Have some decency guys... way to put your foot in your mouths.
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frankly, I'm disapointed in TL
this is a very serious crime, and the immaturity afoot is astounding. Not to be strident, but I for one am disappointed at this turn of events. And I won't stand for it.
Oh sure, I expect someone to turn around+ Show Spoiler + and say, "well-lighten up, we're just having fun" "no need to act like you're better than us."
But I am.
The way you guys are acting makes me like the moral analogue of a wealthy Bill Gaits in comparison to the rest of you. I have the moral currency and I intend to spend it wisely + Show Spoiler +, not waste it trivializing a murder of the downtrodden in order to generate cheap jokes.
Some may say I am dancing around the issue; that this post is merely a stalking off because of an earlier failed pun. But the incredible speed and pace at which people are posting makes me feel absolutely dism....what was the word? distal? dismal. It makes me feel dismal.
This is a step backwards for TL and I tap my feet in disapproval.
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Someone stuck a foot up your ass.
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I hope this thread gets more replies in the footure. These puns are fun and this thread doesnt deserve to limp out and die.
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Someone should get the footage of this guy.
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looks like a dirty case afoot.
God I fail... how about...
Banana is a Froot?
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i hope this serial killer gets cold feet when he carries out his next murder. it sure gives you a toe-sty feeling when you know the killer has changed for the better. or maybe he felt satisfied cause someone gave him a toe-ken of appreciation. i hope the victims become heel-thy and recover.
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kinda wierd? I think all serial killers would be classified as wierd..
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
On June 09 2008 06:41 Solarian wrote: Bad news for dancers: four people in Vancouver are reported to have only left feet.
HAHA!
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Don't make him put his foot down
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He sure knows how to defeet his opponents
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ROFL I LOVE THIS THREAD AHAHAHAAH
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MyLostTemple
United States2921 Posts
On June 09 2008 06:15 Jyvblamo wrote: This guy obviously didn't start the day on the right foot.
lol, golden
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I feel bad for the victims. They obviously didn't shoes to die like this.
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didnt an episode of south park revolve around a serial killer doing this?
or was that the hands.
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On June 09 2008 07:10 AdamBanks wrote: Sounds like a good movie.
They are making it into a feeture film
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They still haven't caught him yet? If people like this are left kicking around, nobody is safe at night and if it keeps up, eventually there will not even be a sole survivor.
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Someone must take the right steps in catching this guy red footed, he must have an Achilles heel or something. I wouldn't want this guy tip toeing around my neighborhood, that's for sure, and if he is, I'll be trippin. He's definitely not someone I want to go toe to toe with. If they ever catch this guy, I hope he doesn't have an accomplice to follow in his footsteps, if so then trouble will be afoot. He's already got his foot in the door, putting his best foot forward, it will be an amazing feat if we actually do catch him. You gotta sock it to this guy though, he's just like Bigfoot, he is nowhere to be found.
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Sweet, another pun thread! I love it xD
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I wonder if he can go toe-to-toe with the Jack the Ripper.
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On June 10 2008 07:39 Jyvblamo wrote: I wonder if he can go toe-to-toe with the Jack the Ripper. Jack the Ripper is thing of the past, this footure serial killers are just insane
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Maybe he needs to put himself in the victims' shoes.
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Props to him, people are getting creative now. He should get bonus points when he gets caught.
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This guy's such a metatarshole.
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The detectives need to get a leg up on this guy before he does any more damage
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Looks like the investigators aren't on the right path
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yeah, he's got them stumped.
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is awesome32274 Posts
Are you guys shoe-are that a criminal did all this?
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We're way too soft on crime in this country.
You give these guys an inch, and they'll take a foot.
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This guy is a shoe-in for serial killer of the year.
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Austin10831 Posts
I heard there's a sole survivor.
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I heard his father, Dexter, was a real heel.
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i hope they are still in puberty because then they can grow another foot
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For some reason I suddenly thought of Al Bundy from Married With Children
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I hope this criminal gets caught by law enforcement officers, after all he deserves a minimun penalty of 20 years
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On June 10 2008 13:24 ilj.psa wrote: I hope this criminal gets caught by law enforcement officers, after all he deserves a minimun penalty of 20 years I don't get it
He must like to defeat people not only in Starcraft, but in real life as well.
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On June 10 2008 13:24 ilj.psa wrote: I hope this criminal gets caught by law enforcement officers, after all he deserves a minimun penalty of 20 years I wouldn't be surprised one bit if he ended up with 20 ears in prison.
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future generation will think this is just some weird LEGend.
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lmao some of these puns are all out of wack, you guys are taking that extra step in searching them out.
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I don't think the guy can hack it in prison
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If he gets caught, there's really nothing else he can do.
Whatever their personal inclinations, in prison everybody toes the line.
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perhaps he needs the extra right footage to straighten out his footile life
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I heard the distance one of the victims walked until he got to the police station was about 2,000 feet.
But seriously, is there any footage of the victims legs?
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he's still alive and kicking I'll bet.
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On June 10 2008 15:08 koreakool wrote:Show nested quote +On June 10 2008 13:24 ilj.psa wrote: I hope this criminal gets caught by law enforcement officers, after all he deserves a minimun penalty of 20 years I don't get it He must like to defeat people not only in Starcraft, but in real life as well. its a football reference
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and the winner is...
On June 10 2008 16:24 pokeyAA wrote: I don't think the guy can hack it in prison
imo xD
your mastery of punnage is efootless
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in order to prove the legitimacy of this article, the author had to provide footnotes
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crack crack crack make it rain thats my middle pink diamond pinky rang say my say my name and bet shit wont be the same arahhhhhh im the hurricane wipin fake bitches rockstar just a mix tape wait until the albums out ahhhhhhh u probably had doubts listens to them hatas but at my favorite restaurant them mutha fuckas waitas give u a tip im a real boss player and like that vampier chick a rap bitch slayer yea im in dis bitch wit the tera got a purse full of stacks betta grab an umbrella i make it rain i make it rain on these niggas
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woah wierd lol to Jyvblamo's comment
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LET ME JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON
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having no fan is really getting to you isn't it CM.
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foot...... yeah ive got nothing
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On June 21 2008 09:10 kidd wrote: having no fan is really getting to you isn't it CM. What are you, Romanian?
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On June 21 2008 09:21 Rygasm wrote: foot...... yeah ive got nothing
hahahahaha xD my favourite
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clearly the man has a foot fetish, in a way im kinda impressed... This about it. Finally after all these years, people shooting people, people stabbing people, and even people raping people. Every last one of them are lacking style. Props to this guy, you can cut off my foot anyday! I hope he doesn't do anything weird with them though... thats kinda grose.
I don't like feet personally. If I was to go around killing people i'd be throwing ears and noses out. Random parks, peoples mailboxes haha it'd be like easter all over again.
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On June 21 2008 10:04 50CaL.AngeL wrote: clearly the man has a foot fetish, in a way im kinda impressed... This about it. Finally after all these years, people shooting people, people stabbing people, and even people raping people. Every last one of them are lacking style. Props to this guy, you can cut off my foot anyday! I hope he doesn't do anything weird with them though... thats kinda grose.
I don't like feet personally. If I was to go around killing people i'd be throwing ears and noses out. Random parks, peoples mailboxes haha it'd be like easter all over again. Nice try, better luck next time ^^
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On June 21 2008 10:08 Mischy wrote:Show nested quote +On June 21 2008 10:04 50CaL.AngeL wrote: clearly the man has a foot fetish, in a way im kinda impressed... This about it. Finally after all these years, people shooting people, people stabbing people, and even people raping people. Every last one of them are lacking style. Props to this guy, you can cut off my foot anyday! I hope he doesn't do anything weird with them though... thats kinda grose.
I don't like feet personally. If I was to go around killing people i'd be throwing ears and noses out. Random parks, peoples mailboxes haha it'd be like easter all over again. Nice try, better luck next time ^^
I tried to make sense of that, but i couldn't T_T
lol wouldn't it be weird if there was a serial killer that cut peoples nipples off and threw them everywhere.
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comedy pyramid, comedy pyramid
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On June 21 2008 10:18 50CaL.AngeL wrote:Show nested quote +On June 21 2008 10:08 Mischy wrote:On June 21 2008 10:04 50CaL.AngeL wrote: clearly the man has a foot fetish, in a way im kinda impressed... This about it. Finally after all these years, people shooting people, people stabbing people, and even people raping people. Every last one of them are lacking style. Props to this guy, you can cut off my foot anyday! I hope he doesn't do anything weird with them though... thats kinda grose.
I don't like feet personally. If I was to go around killing people i'd be throwing ears and noses out. Random parks, peoples mailboxes haha it'd be like easter all over again. Nice try, better luck next time ^^ I tried to make sense of that, but i couldn't T_T lol wouldn't it be weird if there was a serial killer that cut peoples nipples off and threw them everywhere. Insert foot in mouth
hoho see what I did there :O *wink,wink,nudge,nudge*
but seriously dont worry about it
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haha i live in the vancouver area. i don't really care about the foot thing but it is weird having a continent-spanning story focusing on your local area
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My god the first page of this thread was golden with horrible puns.
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why can't anybody take the right stand and not make such horrible jokes. I mean seriously! Oh wait...
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On June 21 2008 12:47 Chezinu wrote: why can't anybody take the right stand and not make such horrible jokes. I mean seriously! Oh wait... LoL
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I guess someone took their footstool for granted this morning.
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On June 21 2008 09:08 CharlieMurphy wrote: LET ME JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON
WITH MY FEET
LMAOOASO!L OLOL11
I lol'd a little.
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Why the fuck is chill not in this thread lol
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On June 09 2008 17:18 terranmetal wrote: Someone must take the right steps in catching this guy red footed, he must have an Achilles heel or something. I wouldn't want this guy tip toeing around my neighborhood, that's for sure, and if he is, I'll be trippin. He's definitely not someone I want to go toe to toe with. If they ever catch this guy, I hope he doesn't have an accomplice to follow in his footsteps, if so then trouble will be afoot. He's already got his foot in the door, putting his best foot forward, it will be an amazing feat if we actually do catch him. You gotta sock it to this guy though, he's just like Bigfoot, he is nowhere to be found.
win overkill
+ Show Spoiler +
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DNA test showed that the bones in the 4th shoe were from animals, not sure about the other 3
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
this thread is an awesome example of why TL should never of gotten rid of Rekrul
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On June 22 2008 00:17 REDBLUEGREEN wrote: DNA test showed that the bones in the 4th shoe were from animals, not sure about the other 3 Not even animals are safe.
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lol, news title: BC floats endless foot theories
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On June 09 2008 06:14 lesser_good wrote:This might have been posted before but i didn't see anything about it. i heard about this on the radio a few days ago and it was pretty hard to believe so i checked out the internet. all in all (in Vancouver b.c) its about this weird guy going around killing guys and cutting off their right foots police have now found 4 Right foot dude
I'm pretty sure they're "feet" and not "foots" even in Canada, but correct me if I'm wrong;)
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He probably got bullied in school for having a smaller right food, so now he wants revenge on the world...
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On June 22 2008 09:25 minus_human wrote:Show nested quote +On June 09 2008 06:14 lesser_good wrote:This might have been posted before but i didn't see anything about it. i heard about this on the radio a few days ago and it was pretty hard to believe so i checked out the internet. all in all (in Vancouver b.c) its about this weird guy going around killing guys and cutting off their right foots police have now found 4 Right foot dude I'm pretty sure they're "feet" and not "foots" even in Canada, but correct me if I'm wrong;)
right foots sound better then right feets
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haha, lesser_good's spelling/vocabulary is really, erm, creative?
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Australia3818 Posts
On June 22 2008 11:38 lesser_good wrote:Show nested quote +On June 22 2008 09:25 minus_human wrote:On June 09 2008 06:14 lesser_good wrote:This might have been posted before but i didn't see anything about it. i heard about this on the radio a few days ago and it was pretty hard to believe so i checked out the internet. all in all (in Vancouver b.c) its about this weird guy going around killing guys and cutting off their right foots police have now found 4 Right foot dude I'm pretty sure they're "feet" and not "foots" even in Canada, but correct me if I'm wrong;) right foots sound better then right feets Feet, not feets?
This guy has balls though, this is quite a mean feat.
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United States7166 Posts
All your efforts to pun this thread wont even leave a footprint on these boards
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This must have some logical explanation.
Maybe he just understand the opposite of what people say - hey you, give me a hand - what? chop your feet?
Or maybe the killer had to cut victims because they wouldn't feet in his trophy room.
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oh damn im dumb . and u stay out of this Pwntrucci[sR] u still owe me a glass
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his victim has been defeeted
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"Saw" anyone?
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On June 22 2008 00:17 REDBLUEGREEN wrote: DNA test showed that the bones in the 4th shoe were from animals, not sure about the other 3
there were actually 6 ...the first 5 were human feet, the 6th was a hoax.
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I feel like I'm re-reading old Digg articles...
On June 09 2008 06:15 Jyvblamo wrote: This guy obviously didn't start the day on the right foot.
and Digg comments
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yeah the hoax pissed a lot of people off here. It's getting a shit load of news coverage. I'm pretty sick of reading about it actually. It's just feeding the pranksters ego imho
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