EPTBare hands my friend. But I think using the children was allowed though ^^
[Poll] Dog vs. Human - Page 49
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autoexec
United States530 Posts
Bare hands my friend. But I think using the children was allowed though ^^ | ||
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Saturnize
United States2473 Posts
On July 22 2012 09:34 EpidemicSC wrote: I'd say the average American loses (poor physical condition, generally just being pussies and unused to discomfort) The average European wins (Often have a lot more physical activity throughout their lives, more used to hardship) Haha. For the record I think 90% of people lose to the dog. | ||
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EpidemicSC
United States70 Posts
On July 22 2012 10:23 Tabbris wrote: Haha are mods gone from this thread? He can insult americans so harshley and not even get a warning? Is it because he says hes U.S? I dont get it. There is really isnt much of a fucking difference between how hard americans and europeans work. In all honestly tho if you were ganna compare it would probably be Americans working harder than a typical western european. Americans and Europeans have it fucking easy compared to the rest of the world. Tho I know that what I'll say wont change your downright ignorance so I'll not argue I am an American, not biased. Just saying that if you're taking the average human from America you're likely to get someone who's overweight or obese. From Europe you are at least likely to get someone who is thin. Don't see how you can really argue with that?? | ||
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BoonSolo
United Kingdom74 Posts
I was decorating a guys house and he had a big german shepard as a guard dog. It was always locked away when i went to the dudes house but it barked and jumped at the fence like crazy constantly. One time I go round and the gate was open it ran up to me and bit my leg i kicked it and it ran away and the guy came out and stopped it. My leg was bleeding and shit. Anyways the next time I go there i check and the gates open again and it starts barking and running at me, I knew it was coming to attack me (again) like it did the week before. When it jumped up at me I grabbed out with my hands and ended up grabbing its back legs. As it knocked me over i pulled its legs away from eachother and dislocated them it just couldnt move and was whimpering on the floor, I felt really bad and the guy came out and fucking told me to gtfo without paying me. But the dog ended up walking again I think. I guess I got fucking lucky with how it happened and it certainly would have fucked me up i didnt grab its legs | ||
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Zooper31
United States5714 Posts
On July 22 2012 11:45 EpidemicSC wrote: I am an American, not biased. Just saying that if you're taking the average human from America you're likely to get someone who's overweight or obese. From Europe you are at least likely to get someone who is thin. Don't see how you can really argue with that?? Because the majority of Americans are not obese or overweight. Granted we have a huge problem, it's far from that 50% point. To just assume a far American is biased. As for me. Personally I wouldn't put too much money on myself to defeat a german shepard, I'm fairly skinny and I don't know if I would win or not. | ||
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thurst0n
United States611 Posts
Why would you want to fight to death with a german sheperd? How could you not win? There is no way the german shepard would win. This thread is fucked up. | ||
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Tewks44
United States2032 Posts
On July 22 2012 11:46 BoonSolo wrote: This scenario basically happened to me. I was decorating a guys house and he had a big german shepard as a guard dog. It was always locked away when i went to the dudes house but it barked and jumped at the fence like crazy constantly. One time I go round and the gate was open it ran up to me and bit my leg i kicked it and it ran away and the guy came out and stopped it. My leg was bleeding and shit. Anyways the next time I go there i check and the gates open again and it starts barking and running at me, I knew it was coming to attack me (again) like it did the week before. When it jumped up at me I grabbed out with my hands and ended up grabbing its back legs. As it knocked me over i pulled its legs away from eachother and dislocated them it just couldnt move and was whimpering on the floor, I felt really bad and the guy came out and fucking told me to gtfo without paying me. But the dog ended up walking again I think. I guess I got fucking lucky with how it happened and it certainly would have fucked me up i didnt grab its legs wait, so this guy left his gate open that was suppose to pen up his violent German Shepard not once, but TWICE, and after it had already once attacked you? And to top it all off, he had the nerve to yell at you for defending yourself because he's too much of a dumbass to lock his dog up? What a fucking doofus. | ||
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Zooper31
United States5714 Posts
On July 22 2012 12:22 thurst0n wrote: This thread is fucked up. Why would you want to fight to death with a german sheperd? How could you not win? There is no way the german shepard would win. This thread is fucked up. This thread isn't about our opinion on the morality of killing a dog. It's a simple poll on your thoughts on if worse comes to worse, who do you think would live. | ||
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Tewks44
United States2032 Posts
On July 22 2012 12:22 thurst0n wrote: This thread is fucked up. Why would you want to fight to death with a german sheperd? How could you not win? There is no way the german shepard would win. This thread is fucked up. ummm, the dog would definitely stand a chance. | ||
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xavra41
United States220 Posts
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Paraclete
United States100 Posts
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grush57
Korea (South)2582 Posts
On July 22 2012 12:35 Paraclete wrote: I think if the person can get his arm around the dog's neck, it's over. Even if the dog gets to the person's throat, as long as it doesn't puncture anything major immediately, the guy could wrestle it off pretty quickly. In my opinion I just feel like a person can get a dog off of him a lot easier than a dog can get a person off of it. It comes down to the person's pain threshold because if you can think clearly enough to head lock it while being bit like a ton of people have said, it's not that hard to kill. This. Just get your arms around the dogs neck and its over. Sure he might bite your arm/hand and it will hurt, but I don't see how an adult would lose to any dog. | ||
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-niL
Canada1131 Posts
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Zooper31
United States5714 Posts
On July 22 2012 12:42 pumpy145 wrote: Some people have absolutely no idea how scary military dogs are. I know a lot of people who went to the army, they say that they wouldn't screw around with those dogs Ya I don't think anyone in their right mind would even want to attempt to do this against a trained attack dog. | ||
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MrF
United States320 Posts
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kill619
United States212 Posts
On July 22 2012 12:42 pumpy145 wrote: Some people have absolutely no idea how scary military dogs are. I know a lot of people who went to the army, they say that they wouldn't screw around with those dogs No one said that its was a trained military dog vs a random scrub off the street. Just an average dog vs an average person. | ||
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starfries
Canada3508 Posts
On July 22 2012 11:45 EpidemicSC wrote: I am an American, not biased. Yes, you are. Do you know what biased means? Way to reinforce a third stereotype (that Americans are ignorant). | ||
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Greggle
United States1131 Posts
On July 22 2012 12:42 pumpy145 wrote: Some people have absolutely no idea how scary military dogs are. I know a lot of people who went to the army, they say that they wouldn't screw around with those dogs Compare that to a human equivalent though like a Navy SEAL and that dog gets slaughtered. Anyway I think people said it pretty well. If it latches onto an arm or leg it already lost since you can just put it in a headlock with your other arm which it can't counter in any way since it lacks useful arms. The only way it can win is to jump at your neck, but humans are smart enough to protect that. Just have your arms in the way. | ||
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autoexec
United States530 Posts
On July 22 2012 13:21 starfries wrote: Yes, you are. Do you know what biased means? Way to reinforce a third stereotype (that Americans are ignorant).  Can we just stop the bleeding? | ||
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TALegion
United States1187 Posts
Idk about an average woman vs. A very large/threatening dog, though. Idk if it's sexist, but I just don't think most chicks would be strong enough to win... | ||
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