• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 21:48
CEST 03:48
KST 10:48
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - The Finalists14[ASL21] Ro16 Preview Pt1: Fresh Flow9[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt2: News Flash10[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt1: New Chaos0Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - Presented by Monster Energy21
Community News
2026 GSL Season 1 Qualifiers11Maestros of the Game 2 announced32026 GSL Tour plans announced13Weekly Cups (April 6-12): herO doubles, "Villains" prevail1MaNa leaves Team Liquid22
StarCraft 2
General
Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool 2026 GSL Tour plans announced MaNa leaves Team Liquid Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - The Finalists Weekly Cups (April 6-12): herO doubles, "Villains" prevail
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament GSL CK: More events planned pending crowdfunding 2026 GSL Season 1 Qualifiers Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2) SEL Doubles (SC Evo Bimonthly)
Strategy
Custom Maps
[D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3 [A] Nemrods 1/4 players [M] (2) Frigid Storage
External Content
Mutation # 522 Flip My Base The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 521 Memorable Boss Mutation # 520 Moving Fees
Brood War
General
Data needed RepMastered™: replay sharing and analyzer site Gypsy to Korea ASL21 General Discussion BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues Escore Tournament StarCraft Season 2 [ASL21] Ro16 Group A [ASL21] Ro16 Group B
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers What's the deal with APM & what's its true value Any training maps people recommend? Fighting Spirit mining rates
Other Games
General Games
Nintendo Switch Thread General RTS Discussion Thread Battle Aces/David Kim RTS Megathread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Starcraft Tabletop Miniature Game
Dota 2
The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
G2 just beat GenG in First stand
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia
Community
General
Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread YouTube Thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books Movie Discussion!
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread McBoner: A hockey love story Formula 1 Discussion Cricket [SPORT]
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
[G] How to Block Livestream Ads
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Reappraising The Situation T…
TrAiDoS
lurker extra damage testi…
StaticNine
Broowar part 2
qwaykee
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Iranian anarchists: organize…
XenOsky
ASL S21 English Commentary…
namkraft
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1643 users

[Poll] Dog vs. Human - Page 38

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 36 37 38 39 40 65 Next
homeless_guy
Profile Joined June 2005
United States321 Posts
July 21 2012 14:04 GMT
#741
i know this sounds horrible but sometimes i wish we still had gladiators. this is relevant because if we did, then maybe we could find out the answer to our question. honestly, i think there are probably some, not many, a very very few, men in prision witha life sentance that would rather fight in the ring than die in jail.
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
July 21 2012 14:12 GMT
#742
On July 21 2012 23:00 Capped wrote:
Ive had to jump inbetween two staffies trying to rip eachother apart before (They have fucking lockjaw) and it was not fucking nice when i got caught by their jaws, the pain was overwhelming, i was pissing with blood even though the dog immediately released when she realised it wasnt the opposite dog, it was horrendous. I spent a night in hospital under observation, had my arm in a sling for a week and it was infected as fuck.

EDIT: It was also literally impossible to prise their jaws apart untill they "released" to gain a better grip on the other. I was practically helpless to stop them other then screaming and shouting, beating the fuck out of them and shoving my hand in their mouthes untill that point.

This is one bite, when the dog was not even aimed at attacking me. My stomach and legs we're also scratched and heavily bruised.

The dog, will win. No questions.

Note: This dog did not mean to attack me, my sister still owns her to this day, we had to part with the 2nd dog as they would fight over food, who was "top dog" and the likes, but she has also gone to a very good home and is fine, both 100% lovely with children and people. The ONLY reason i was hurt is because i literally jumped into it and had my hand in their mouths trying to prise them apart, when it happened prior, one ended up with a hole in her head.

That was not a good move though, best thing you can do is approach them from behind and wrap their nose in your hands so they can't breathe anymore and are forced to release.
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hunter692007/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif
Shikyo
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Finland33997 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 14:27:32
July 21 2012 14:21 GMT
#743
Human is leading the poll?

What kind of a person are we talking about, anyway? A 400 pound MMA fighter might win, an average person would get destroyed by an average dog though.

(But would the MMA fighter beat a highly trained killer dog?)
League of Legends EU West, Platinum III | Yousei Teikoku is the best thing that has ever happened to music.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
July 21 2012 14:29 GMT
#744
On July 21 2012 23:12 aTnClouD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2012 23:00 Capped wrote:
Ive had to jump inbetween two staffies trying to rip eachother apart before (They have fucking lockjaw) and it was not fucking nice when i got caught by their jaws, the pain was overwhelming, i was pissing with blood even though the dog immediately released when she realised it wasnt the opposite dog, it was horrendous. I spent a night in hospital under observation, had my arm in a sling for a week and it was infected as fuck.

EDIT: It was also literally impossible to prise their jaws apart untill they "released" to gain a better grip on the other. I was practically helpless to stop them other then screaming and shouting, beating the fuck out of them and shoving my hand in their mouthes untill that point.

This is one bite, when the dog was not even aimed at attacking me. My stomach and legs we're also scratched and heavily bruised.

The dog, will win. No questions.

Note: This dog did not mean to attack me, my sister still owns her to this day, we had to part with the 2nd dog as they would fight over food, who was "top dog" and the likes, but she has also gone to a very good home and is fine, both 100% lovely with children and people. The ONLY reason i was hurt is because i literally jumped into it and had my hand in their mouths trying to prise them apart, when it happened prior, one ended up with a hole in her head.

That was not a good move though, best thing you can do is approach them from behind and wrap their nose in your hands so they can't breathe anymore and are forced to release.


Well, it happened quickly and i didnt exactly get time to plan xD I just didnt want to see them ripping eachother apart, i dont regret what i did, rather my arm then a dead dog tbh, they fought 3 times and that was the last, the 2nd time was god awful because one of them was seriously fucked up. Didnt want to see one of my lil pups dead on the floor over some food lol.

I only used that story as an example though really, they truely are strong beasts. German shepards are bigger, heaviler and stronger too.
Useless wet fish.
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
July 21 2012 14:30 GMT
#745
On July 21 2012 23:21 Shikyo wrote:
Human is leading the poll?

What kind of a person are we talking about, anyway? A 400 pound MMA fighter might win, an average person would get destroyed by an average dog though.

(But would the MMA fighter beat a highly trained killer dog?)



Yes. Humans have more means of attacking. The dog can basically only bite, which is only lethat when he gets the humans throat.
mdb
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Bulgaria4059 Posts
July 21 2012 14:32 GMT
#746
No chance for the dog. I think a lot of people are giving to much credit to the dogs
trainRiderJ
Profile Joined August 2010
United States615 Posts
July 21 2012 14:36 GMT
#747
Are the people voting for humans assuming the dog will sit on command instead of attacking? Do any of you know how big and strong a german shepard is? This fight would be over in 10 seconds and I doubt the dog would even be moderately injured.
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
July 21 2012 14:43 GMT
#748
Really depends on the person. Average humans are blessed/cursed with a sense of reason and self protection that he or she will most likely not go all out on the dog. If, however, you were to find a human that would be as much of an animal as a dog (as in chained up, and attacks as soon as chain is released) then I'm convinced the dog will die.
Deadlift
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States358 Posts
July 21 2012 14:44 GMT
#749
Dog gets a boot to the face and is down for the count.
Raven283
Profile Joined May 2012
Netherlands18 Posts
July 21 2012 14:45 GMT
#750
Average person would freeze/panic when facing a big dog such as a German Sheppard and would die.

average German Sheppard wins vs average person
Kevan
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden2303 Posts
July 21 2012 14:45 GMT
#751
If the guy fighting the dog is the equivalent of a German shepard of the human race then he would win.
SC2, rip in pepperinos
Sorkoas
Profile Joined May 2010
549 Posts
July 21 2012 14:47 GMT
#752
On July 21 2012 23:45 Kevan wrote:
If the guy fighting the dog is the equivalent of a German shepard of the human race then he would win.

Example?
NeMeSiS3
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Canada2972 Posts
July 21 2012 14:47 GMT
#753
People obviously don't understand dogs to say things like "400 pound MMA fighter" <--- pretty stupid.

I'd rather fight a dog with no weapons face to face than a human of equal abilities anyday ... Dogs are predictable, fast but predictable and they have 1 avenue of attack. You defend its first bite or allow it so you can choke them out and you'll win, you allow your throat to be exposed you die... A dog can bite with a force greater than 600lbs so it can dig right into your arm/body but that is it's one attack... Once you wrap your arms around its throat you win, and competent dog owner who owns big dogs knows this because if there dog ever attacks someone or the masters then you put it down yourself.
FoTG fighting!
Paperplane
Profile Joined March 2011
Netherlands1823 Posts
July 21 2012 14:49 GMT
#754
I think the human would win but they'd probably have to amputate an arm because of the injuries.
Detri
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom683 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-21 15:00:11
July 21 2012 14:50 GMT
#755
the person who could take an american bulldog, well i'd like to see that


alot of people here don't know very much about dogs


Realised i should probably elaborate, they just don't feel pain the way me or you do. People say a boot to the head would beat a dog, well vs a male american bulldog all your doing is putting yourself off balance and giving him something to chew on. no way no how, they used to fight "bulldogs" in england (over 100 years ago by the way) verses a bull. Yes a BULL.

Wiki link

more than often the bull lost. that is one dog vs a 800lb+++ angry bull with pepper blown up its fracking nose. and you think a person can beat a dog? laughable and the dogs then weren't anywhere near the size they can get to now.

Nelly, our american bull (we call her that cause she's like an elephant) could own any of you with or without a weapon (guns/swords obvoisly excluded)
The poor are thieves, beggars and whores, the rich are politicians, solicitors and courtesans...
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
July 21 2012 14:54 GMT
#756
The violent shaking, kicking and scratching after its unleashed that one bite (and still has it locked on) will throw you around and fuck you up worse then a ragdoll under an 18 wheeler.
Useless wet fish.
gumshoe
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada3602 Posts
July 21 2012 14:55 GMT
#757
The problem is the speed at witch a german shepard can inflict damage. Once I had a fight with my dog, in a second he shredded my arm, only a couple deep deep cuts(he was holding back) but the whole thing was bleeding. If he gets a hold of you like that you can't really shake him off, his grip is like a vice, and anything you do in retaliation is probably not going to be as damaging or nearly as shocking as his bites. As for getting him in a head lock or something, they are wild animals, they'll thrash on a lot longer than people but its certainly possible. Biggest thing though is that their fast, they wait for a good opening if their smart and its a bitch to catch a german Shepard. So is it possible with premeditation? Yes. Without? Kinda unlikely, will you die? Maybe maybe not but I'm sure your injuries will be more significant.
gumshoe bullshitting at 120%~~Prplz
eksert
Profile Joined August 2010
France656 Posts
July 21 2012 14:58 GMT
#758
If a normal human wear boots i.e. it's winter, winning chance will increase by %20 i think
dNa
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany591 Posts
July 21 2012 15:04 GMT
#759
yeah, dogs will never win if the person has the same motivation to attack as the dog... like, being all out aggressive? pretty sure 1 good punch/kick on the nose will knock a dog out. (talking good punch here, as in "i dun care if my hand gets hurt")
"a pitchfork is for hay. a trident is for killing bitches." -djwheat
smokeyhoodoo
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1021 Posts
July 21 2012 15:09 GMT
#760
On July 21 2012 22:40 sluggaslamoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2012 21:53 smokeyhoodoo wrote:
On July 21 2012 21:41 sluggaslamoo wrote:
On July 21 2012 21:29 smokeyhoodoo wrote:
On July 21 2012 21:04 sluggaslamoo wrote:
Wow I just made a post saying how kicking a dog makes no difference, and every post after that says kick the dog rofl.

On July 21 2012 20:59 smokeyhoodoo wrote:
On July 21 2012 20:47 PanzerPony wrote:
On July 21 2012 20:36 Scaramanga wrote:
On July 21 2012 20:33 PanzerPony wrote:
Here's what professionals think about it:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Win_a_Fight_Against_Your_Dog

Seriously though, my area has a lot of stray dogs, and I have specifically done research on how I can defend myself if attacked. People who train dogs seem to agree that an unarmed (even trained) human has 0 chance against a trained dog. This is because dogs are several times faster that a human, and a trained dog knows where to attack and will immediately throw the human off-balance. If the dog is untrained, it will usually instinctively grab the closest limb which it sees moving. So, if you wrap your arm in some thick fabric, and put it in front of you, the dog will bite on that, and hopefully you'll be able to get on top of the dog and crush it with your knees and elbows.

A lot of ppl in this thread seem to be rether over-confident about their chances vs a dog.

I really doubt that all the training a dog could have would give it any chance vs a massive sweeping kick to the body. Dog has no chance.


It won't receive any massive sweeping kicks to its body. Try to deliver a massive sweeping kick to a body of a human - is the guy just going to stand around waiting for your kick to land?


No, he's going to block with one of his four limbs.


You don't block a kick rofl, you parry it at most.


I'll humor you and ignore that a parry is a type of block.



Where does he say a parry is a block? I can't be bothered watching the whole vod.

Also in muay thai you condition your shins by repeatedly kicking hard objects until it gets stronger. An average person cannot do that kind of block. Do that against someone who does muay thai and your shins will snap in half.

In muay thai you also kick with your shins rather than your ankle because it does more damage. You often see peoples legs snap in half from those types of kicks. The only time you use your ankle is to try and hit thigh or above or put the other player off balance. The reason they don't teach this in other martial arts is because they don't teach shin conditioning.

Also in the second half of the vid he teaches how to counter by simply avoiding the kick which was what I was implying. Most martial arts teach you to simply avoid the attack or parry it, not block it.


You have got to be kidding me. It doesn't say in the video that a parry is a block. I said "I'll humor you and ignore that a parry is a type of block." Then I posted a video demonstrating a martial arts technique in which a man is blocking a kick without parrying. It doesn't freaking matter if its uncommon it completely invalidates what you said. Then you ramble on about a bunch of random facts completely unrelated. You often see legs snap in half from those types of kicks. REALLY? OMG SHOCKER!!!!! Perhaps it's because they're being BLOCKED.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blocking_(martial_arts)

http://ocw.mit.edu/courses/linguistics-and-philosophy/24-241-logic-i-fall-2009/


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

Uh what is your point.

In the common usage of the word, a parry is a deflection to modify the angle of attack so as to put the least amount of resistance to the attack while still being able to nullify it. A block is usually trying to the stop the force dead in its tracks.

Fine I will re-word it, you don't block a kick, you deflect it at most. (conditions apply: you are a muay thai fighter with steel legs)

Its pretty easy to dodge a kick, and you are implying a dog can't?


Straw man? Where? I am aware of what a parry is, it is a type of block. When you parry a kick, you block the kick. Parry is a subset within block. Block does not mean stopping a force dead in its tracks. There are blocks that do that, but not all of them, as evidenced by a type of block known as the parry. This is all really simple. But even if we accept your incorrect definition for the word block, there are still instances where people block kicks by stopping them dead in their tracks. How can you not get this by now?
There is no cow level
Prev 1 36 37 38 39 40 65 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Replay Cast
00:00
Code For Giants Cup #29
Liquipedia
BSL
19:00
RO32 Group D
StRyKeR vs rasowy
Artosis vs Aether
JDConan vs OyAji
Hawk vs izu
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RuFF_SC2 187
ProTech135
StarCraft: Brood War
GuemChi 6024
Artosis 778
Britney 639
ggaemo 66
NaDa 30
Dota 2
monkeys_forever811
NeuroSwarm135
League of Legends
JimRising 660
Super Smash Bros
hungrybox649
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor160
Other Games
gofns26878
tarik_tv18328
summit1g15896
C9.Mang0384
sgares231
Maynarde157
ViBE111
Mew2King38
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick644
BasetradeTV325
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 13 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Hupsaiya 116
• Mapu6
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Other Games
• Scarra1120
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
7h 12m
Wardi Open
8h 12m
Afreeca Starleague
8h 12m
Bisu vs Ample
Jaedong vs Flash
Monday Night Weeklies
14h 12m
RSL Revival
1d
GSL
1d 6h
Afreeca Starleague
1d 8h
Barracks vs Leta
Royal vs Light
WardiTV Map Contest Tou…
1d 9h
RSL Revival
2 days
Replay Cast
2 days
[ Show More ]
The PondCast
3 days
KCM Race Survival
3 days
WardiTV Map Contest Tou…
3 days
CranKy Ducklings
3 days
Escore
4 days
RSL Revival
4 days
WardiTV Map Contest Tou…
5 days
Universe Titan Cup
5 days
Rogue vs Percival
Ladder Legends
5 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
5 days
BSL
5 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
WardiTV Map Contest Tou…
6 days
Ladder Legends
6 days
BSL
6 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Escore Tournament S2: W3
RSL Revival: Season 4
NationLESS Cup

Ongoing

BSL Season 22
ASL Season 21
CSL 2026 SPRING (S20)
IPSL Spring 2026
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 2
StarCraft2 Community Team League 2026 Spring
WardiTV TLMC #16
Nations Cup 2026
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S2: W4
Acropolis #4
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
CSLAN 4
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
2026 GSL S2
RSL Revival: Season 5
2026 GSL S1
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.