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krok(obs)
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany264 Posts
January 08 2011 00:40 GMT
#1281
im in hanburg right now visiting a ladfriend of mine. shes real nice and i prolly just had a litle too mich too drink, that being rum and shit. shes making hot chocolate riht now with kaluaha( that the english way tospell it?) and i fguees wre
http://www.sc2ranks.com/eu/481074/krok
NrG.Bamboo
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2756 Posts
January 08 2011 01:13 GMT
#1282
I'm drinking Four Lokos with my girlfriend and taking turns playing SC2. I love life.

And it's kahlua :D, krok.
I need to protect all your life you can enjoy the vibrant life of your battery
gulati
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2241 Posts
January 08 2011 01:35 GMT
#1283
On January 08 2011 09:40 krok(obs) wrote:
im in hanburg right now visiting a ladfriend of mine. shes real nice and i prolly just had a litle too mich too drink, that being rum and shit. shes making hot chocolate riht now with kaluaha( that the english way tospell it?) and i fguees wre


Are you going to have intercourse with her? ^_^/
C r u m b l i n g
GQz
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia168 Posts
January 08 2011 01:44 GMT
#1284
FFUUUUUU...

Birthday yesterday, full Two-Oh (2 decades, le sigh). Mad Hangover now. Cruuuuuuuuddd
Doppelganger
Profile Joined May 2010
488 Posts
January 08 2011 03:05 GMT
#1285
Just waiting for the dawn of a new day! (after drinking and puking like there is no tomorrow)
RogueStatus
Profile Joined August 2010
266 Posts
January 08 2011 03:08 GMT
#1286
I'll be here in about 7 or 8 hours
unsmart
Profile Joined April 2009
United States322 Posts
January 08 2011 03:23 GMT
#1287
My friends and I were bored today so we watched some Kids in the Hall. The Girl Drink Drunk sketch came up and at the end of it we decided we had to go to Coldstone, order milkshakes (didn't matter what flavor), and poor in whiskey (we only had Wild Turkey) from a flask in-front of the cashier. Needless to say the drinks sucked, we probably should of got some vanilla spiced Capt Morgan's for it. We decided to continue drinking when we got back to my friends place. I just walked home and decided it's time for SC2. So if you're low diamond get ready for some free wins!
ChThoniC
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States536 Posts
January 09 2011 11:49 GMT
#1288
Just came back from my friend's b-day party at a bar.
But I don't drink before I drive.
I came home at like 12:30 and started drinking black velvet + rockstar cola and playing starcraft.
I went 8-2, and that last loss I was finally too drunk to play well.
So here I am, drunkposting on TL and about to go to sleep.
i c u
VegetaLOL
Profile Joined September 2010
United States9 Posts
January 09 2011 13:47 GMT
#1289
free wins on the ladder, I don't even know how I can beat people, but I still manage at low diamond. LOL
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
January 09 2011 14:29 GMT
#1290
Fuck, everytime I'm drunk I test it, y'know.
I swear on all 6 (8?) of my iCCup accounts I actually do this


Hre are some good ones: If I can't solve a Rubik's cube in under a minute, I know I'm pretty fucked, but then again I'd only really run across one of those if I'm in my room, that is if I didn't take it for the train afterwards, but wait, I wouldn't take it, cuz it might get borked, and that would make me real FUCKIN SAD/PISSED

Oh yes, another one:
Guys, practice 2 things,
1) Appearing more drunk than you actually are
2) Being able to do cartwheels/handstands (flips? fuck yea!) while drunk\

Why, you might ask? FREE DRINKS, PROFIT!

If you're on a green or in some park or something, you'd be amazed how much money you can make just betting with people "I bet you 5$/a drink/a bottle that I can't do [XYZ awesome]"
BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
Antiproduct
Profile Joined January 2011
Netherlands50 Posts
January 11 2011 16:12 GMT
#1291
On March 28 2008 08:27 fanatacist wrote:
how ieonic i am so fucked uo rdrunk right nw nad i amtrying to deal with 3 girls right now wh re like profesing shit to me like on is on msn one is on my cell phoner texing me and one is drun with me in my room but i ffeel guilty taking her virginity when her defenses are gone because she is so inebriated like i am but iwill just see how it goes lol ad yea i gues i ama heartless dick because all thes girsl are like telling me shit and i am saying that i loveteh ma all in their own ways which is kind of true but still dick lololol

fuckinbg cognac


You don't what a girl looks like you fucking loser.
Op is OP
PiRate647
Profile Joined January 2011
Belgium187 Posts
January 11 2011 19:11 GMT
#1292
Should I be worried that even with the rational part of my head being crippled by more than a bottle of champagne i would still rather browse TL than watch porn ??
"Who always takes a taxi, but never pays a fare?" - "Vegeta!?" ||||exclusively a fan of RET!! .... and perhaps ClouD !
MBH
Profile Joined January 2011
Ireland796 Posts
January 11 2011 19:15 GMT
#1293
You should be worried if you would google starcraft and porn in the same sentence hehe...
roflcopter420
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden168 Posts
January 11 2011 19:26 GMT
#1294
im drinking a beer lol
Its much the same as milking a cow
phyre112
Profile Joined August 2009
United States3090 Posts
January 11 2011 19:43 GMT
#1295
On January 08 2011 10:44 GQz wrote:
FFUUUUUU...

Birthday yesterday, full Two-Oh (2 decades, le sigh). Mad Hangover now. Cruuuuuuuuddd



I had my 20th a few weeks ago, during finals. Trust me bro, yours was better.
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
January 11 2011 19:51 GMT
#1296
On January 08 2011 10:13 Valentine wrote:
I'm drinking Four Lokos with my girlfriend and taking turns playing SC2. I love life.

And it's kahlua :D, krok.


pic for proof or gtfo.

seriously, that is awesome.
since 98'
Terrix
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany305 Posts
January 11 2011 19:54 GMT
#1297
Man I heard they were making 4 Lokos illegal in California... I have no idea why, other than it gets you fucked up as shit and mostly young people (kids like me!) drink it.

Now that I'm in Germany I just like to sip down a nice cold beer, either German or Czech beer is great...
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4211 Posts
January 11 2011 19:58 GMT
#1298
On January 12 2011 04:15 MBH wrote:
You should be worried if you would google starcraft and porn in the same sentence hehe...

I'm sober, and I'd be interested in seeing what actually comes up lol.
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
PiRate647
Profile Joined January 2011
Belgium187 Posts
January 11 2011 21:56 GMT
#1299
On January 12 2011 04:58 Impervious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 12 2011 04:15 MBH wrote:
You should be worried if you would google starcraft and porn in the same sentence hehe...

I'm sober, and I'd be interested in seeing what actually comes up lol.


Kerrigan = Hawt . btw porn wasn`t interesting so i`m back here again :D somebody should totally look that up
"Who always takes a taxi, but never pays a fare?" - "Vegeta!?" ||||exclusively a fan of RET!! .... and perhaps ClouD !
barth
Profile Joined March 2008
Ireland1272 Posts
January 11 2011 22:32 GMT
#1300
On January 12 2011 04:15 MBH wrote:
You should be worried if you would google starcraft and porn in the same sentence hehe...

HIGHLY NSFW (URL):
+ Show Spoiler +
http://youporn.com/watch/311020/starcraft-porn/?from=search_full&pos=1

That was pretty funny...
"Somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you because you talked to someone that wasn`t there." - MasterOfChaos
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