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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
March 23 2008 03:51 GMT
#81
yeah youre doing it for me now biatch.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 23 2008 03:55 GMT
#82
On March 23 2008 12:51 Raithed wrote:
yeah youre doing it for me now biatch.

Too much work. I'm just telling you what you did wrong. Is it too consuming to explain to a retard that 135 * 0 = 0? I think not.
Peace~
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 23 2008 03:57 GMT
#83
On March 23 2008 12:40 unsoundlogic wrote:
I guess I'll have to do one w/o 2 singer peoples.


Nope, I'll just falsetto the girl stuff.
But now I got two poems. Awesome.
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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
March 23 2008 07:36 GMT
#84
On March 23 2008 12:55 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 23 2008 12:51 Raithed wrote:
yeah youre doing it for me now biatch.

Too much work. I'm just telling you what you did wrong. Is it too consuming to explain to a retard that 135 * 0 = 0? I think not.

must be hard to tell yourself not to drink your own piss too eh.

I get it, I'm bad at math,
You don't have to shove it in my ass.
It's fine, it's okay.
I can deal with this on a good day.
You say that my poems don't rhyme,
Fine, but at least I know how to spell "penetrated," all the time.
Leave me alone about my math,
At least I don't get fucked by the shaft,

You make yourself look more of a douchebag,
When you slur up random words,
Just fucking give up, you're dull;
Save yourself some pride and raise the white flag.
This is nonsense,
How I'm going to own you,
But that's okay, you're raised on cents.

Oh Fanatacist, my little Russian friend,
DEFEND, DEFEND, DEFEND,
This is your end.

Let's play some Brood War,
Winner take all,
*But wait. I forgot. You're poor.
*Fuck it all.
*Your dick.
*It's small.
*Your mind.
*It stalls.

Why the fuck am I writing this poem and talking to you on AIM at all?
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
March 23 2008 08:09 GMT
#85
i love manablue

There was this guy named ManaBlue
I love him and so should you
Some people call him Mike
I just say 'ok, I like'

He was so great he got a crew
they named themselves after manablue
They love him and so should you

He is a god among men
His terran is the greatest in the land
He wont crush you or cause any tears
It's only sushi's dt's that he fears

If this is your lucky day
he might flash a smile your way
and then you'll know you're gay for manablue
but that's alright because everyone is too

I love manablue and so should you
yeaaaaaah
he is the moon and he is the sun
he is my number one

I love manablue, dont you?
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 23 2008 14:29 GMT
#86
Fana, Raithed- I srsly need to make sure there's no actual hard feelings before I deliver the heartbreaking songs. I don't really want to play middle man, as you're both going really harsh
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 23 2008 18:01 GMT
#87
There's no hard feelings on this end, we talk like this on AIM and then he asks me for physics help less than 24 hours later so I assume there are none on his end either. Then again, he banned me from his blog LOL xD
Peace~
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
March 23 2008 18:54 GMT
#88
xD penis!
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 04 2008 16:52 GMT
#89
B-B-B-BUMP. Next batch is recorded, will upload later today. Some of the poems here flow incredibly well, and I want to thank the writers.
Send me moarrrrrr
Fana, Raithed, I'll give you each one poem to write off. This will be it.
It needs to have 3 verses.
I will alternate the verses as if they're dueling. Don't post them, but PM them.

Thxu all
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Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-04 17:04:59
May 04 2008 17:04 GMT
#90
I think Raith and fanatacist need a room

Oh and gj Mikey!
unsoundlogic
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States391 Posts
May 04 2008 17:45 GMT
#91
YES!
I've been wondering what happened to this thread.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 04 2008 18:48 GMT
#92
On May 05 2008 02:45 unsoundlogic wrote:
YES!
I've been wondering what happened to this thread.


What happened was I had finals and a girlfriend to worry about

Um... I'm moving back to my house for the summer in about 2 hours so I'll upload when I get home.
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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
May 04 2008 20:41 GMT
#93
Deep within the cavern, the mightiest lay
Between accursed horses, white, blue and gray
With his tone bearing the flurry of the ocean in its fury

Drawing nearer, my limbs begin their failing
I embrace the ground, putrid stench of death inhaling
Courage is in vain, will not lift the ban chain

Almighty presence, voice of the dark heavens
All knowing patron and manly presence
MANIFESTO, spare us of the ban sentence.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
May 05 2008 02:24 GMT
#94
Can you sing Mani in Red?

Administrator
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
May 05 2008 06:10 GMT
#95
i have a haiku

Why does beef exist
China Cloud on grass Attacks
Angry Chef Repels
Multiply your efforts.
JustQuitWarcraftIII
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States679 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-05 06:57:03
May 05 2008 06:34 GMT
#96
My poem-writing skills suck but I feel like making little contributions to the community and the game, some of the poems I wrote a long time ago during boredom:


Zealot, Dragoon, Reaver and DT.
With this uber race, you can't beat me.
From gay cheeses to Recalls.
Now you're owned and typing "GG".

You make one unit, but with my macro I make four,
Kill my entire army I can still warp in some more.
Zealot, Dragoon up your rear, you can feel the sore,
Reach is the playaaa I freaking adore.

Even if you got 80% vs Toss,
Against a genius like me, you only get a loss.
200 psi, 3/3 weapon and armor is my way.
I only have to press "A" and click on ground today.

Marine, Vulture, Wraith, Siege Tank.
To beat my force, you have to flank.
Add a few Storms and Shuttle drops.
But your gay micro still gets you spanked.

Weapons glisten, armors shine.
I hate your race, you hate mine.
Everybody's running out of time.
GG NO RE now I see you crying.

Unholy bastard making drops all day.
From the front, from the back, harass is so gay,
Playing cheap tricks on me, making it look like r@pe.
But you're the nergin, never gotten laid.

You know that my macro is whack,
But the Terran harasses like he's on crack.
Zealots, dragoons, couldn't do no crap,
GG NO RE, no chance to come back.

Battlecruisers have some big guns.
Too bad their building time is so long.
And without the Science Vessels' help.
Plague rapes them, and now they're all gone.

I don't usually watch lots of PvZ.
But this game is just pure GG.
Ultra, Ling, Sair, Reaver and DT's.
In this MU, Protoss used to be weak?

Brave Ultras often make me weep.
Their selfless sacrifices always cut me deep.
Tanking all that damage is no joke.
Compared to Ultras, Archons are just girly sheeps.

Behold Jaedong, the new Zerg God.
400 APM for him is never too hard.
Before the Terran even gets a chance.
The rines die fast, and now their bodies rot.

TvP is hell of a match.
Numerous actions, kinda hard to catch.
Zealots, Dragoons, all are murderous.
They've been bestial since the first patch.

Protoss Carriers are the sex.
Their power is like using hax.
Even with a million Gols.
Terran dudes cannot relax.



gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
May 06 2008 19:48 GMT
#97
On March 19 2008 10:53 B1nary wrote:
I'm a little zergling short and stout
These are my claws and this is my mouth
I'm a little zergling short and stout
Press s-z and pop me out!

Yeah, sing Evan's XD


LMAO.
Evan's was hilarious too.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
September 04 2008 12:38 GMT
#98
I'm starting this up again. I need to catch my bearings and do something musical. I've got a couple songs from defenestrate that I have to upload anyway.

So bring it on!

I've probably got enough for another installment, but I'd like a bit more to work with.

Read the OP if you have no idea whats going on.
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.kaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
1963 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-04 13:37:33
September 04 2008 13:37 GMT
#99
Life sucks, and then you play Terran.

+ Show Spoiler +

The games afoot
And we've both spawned
The map is Bluestorm
And I'm about to pwn (pawn)

My race is Terran
"Defence is the way"
His race is Protoss
"Just 1a2a3a"

Whats this I've scouted
Could it be?
The core isn't spinning
Of fuck me!

Quick, an E bay
He's going to use DTs
Quick, a scanner
No acad? Oh jeeze

Where will they come from?
Where will they go?
Where will they come from?
Rotten-Auir Foes!

A turret here
A turret there
He built a shuttle?
Now thats not fair T_T

My base lies in ruins
Tears are being spilled
The game is over
FUCKING IMBA BUILD!.



T_T
Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~
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