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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 22 2008 09:01 GMT
#61
On March 22 2008 17:57 Raithed wrote:
5am in the morning and youre writing this. tsk tsk tsk.

I'm high.

5 am in the morning, and you're alone, masturbating in silence and reading this.
Peace~
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
March 22 2008 09:18 GMT
#62
On March 22 2008 18:01 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2008 17:57 Raithed wrote:
5am in the morning and youre writing this. tsk tsk tsk.

I'm high.

5 am in the morning, and you're alone, masturbating in silence and reading this.

rofl. i think thats what you do when your parents arent home eh? get high and fuck your bed? i was playing ff7 and beating it, thanks douchebag.
MyLostTemple *
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2921 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-22 09:38:32
March 22 2008 09:26 GMT
#63
sit sat
so fat
reavers in your base
ASAP

my zeals so fast
gona own your ass
my zeals so leet
stomp on you with zealot feet

my dts so quick
they'll make all your drones sick
my upgrades are so good
i'll own you like no one could.

they call me Tasteless
and i'm the insane
my name is tasteless
this poem isn't lame
Follow me on twitter: CallMeTasteless
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
March 22 2008 09:28 GMT
#64
On March 22 2008 18:18 Raithed wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2008 18:01 fanatacist wrote:
On March 22 2008 17:57 Raithed wrote:
5am in the morning and youre writing this. tsk tsk tsk.

I'm high.

5 am in the morning, and you're alone, masturbating in silence and reading this.

rofl. i think thats what you do when your parents arent home eh? get high and fuck your bed? i was playing ff7 and beating it, thanks douchebag.



Beating FF7 or your meat?
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 22 2008 10:07 GMT
#65
On March 22 2008 18:28 Energies wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2008 18:18 Raithed wrote:
On March 22 2008 18:01 fanatacist wrote:
On March 22 2008 17:57 Raithed wrote:
5am in the morning and youre writing this. tsk tsk tsk.

I'm high.

5 am in the morning, and you're alone, masturbating in silence and reading this.

rofl. i think thats what you do when your parents arent home eh? get high and fuck your bed? i was playing ff7 and beating it, thanks douchebag.



Beating FF7 or your meat?

His meat obviously. Self-owned xD.
Peace~
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 22 2008 18:21 GMT
#66
Vol 2 done.

I can't do anything about the piano sound etc.- something to do with high frequency I think. I "sang" (read: cracked) some higher notes, and my webcam completely spazzed on me.

Will upload tonight or tomorrow.
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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 22 2008 22:02 GMT
#67
BUMPITY BUMP IT'S OUT
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Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-22 22:32:01
March 22 2008 22:31 GMT
#68
On March 23 2008 07:02 mikeymoo wrote:
BUMPITY BUMP IT'S OUT


5*s. No idea how you can improvise your piano, lyrics and rhythm so well :|

Raithed v. Fanatacist Lyric-off is great.

Btw audio quality is a lot better.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
March 22 2008 22:33 GMT
#69
A fascinating insight into the mind (and pants) of Fanatacist.
Administrator
frozenclaw
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Canada410 Posts
March 22 2008 22:49 GMT
#70
Great Stuff Mikey Moo.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-22 23:32:01
March 22 2008 23:03 GMT
#71
On March 23 2008 07:31 Elric_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 23 2008 07:02 mikeymoo wrote:
BUMPITY BUMP IT'S OUT


5*s. No idea how you can improvise your piano, lyrics and rhythm so well :|

Raithed v. Fanatacist Lyric-off is great.

Btw audio quality is a lot better.

yeah much, i <3 the songs hahaha, made me laugh:







It's 5 fucking AM, I am in the dark again.
It's almost 6 AM, and I don't know where to begin.
I make shitty lyrics, I can't get things done.
I can't forgive my dad, for fucking my bum.

I hate everything, but alas I have Starcraft.
I have Mikey too, and Raithed to make fun to,
But why why why,
Do I make such complicated lyrics?
Oh I know why,
I'm a fucking alcoholic.

I beg Raithed for beer,
I beg my mom for sex.
I try to forget what had happened next.

I find myself on the table,
My legs spread and my hole gaped.
DO I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR BEER TO GET BUTT RAPED?

An ideaaaaaaaa! Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh.
I will project-my-awkward-feelings
...Into a poem
About Raitheddddddddd.
Because on my own.
I am GAYYYYYYYYYYY.
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
March 22 2008 23:18 GMT
#72
LMFAO. "The Aftermath" was GOLD. Keep owning mikey.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
March 22 2008 23:41 GMT
#73
this owns so hard, thanks for the hard work and very good job on the music mikey

at least you inspired me to think of a poem now!
aka. Samael
unsoundlogic
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States391 Posts
March 23 2008 00:19 GMT
#74
OHhhhhhh yyeeaahhhh

(guy)
She ran away
to a town faarrr away
A fortune she seeked
a glimmering future she peeked

my girlfriend is gone
she was such a con
now I beat off to guys
to escape female lies

so gay, so gay
why did she leave today
Was it my breath?
Or cause I made out with Seth?

(chorus)
He was a gay
She felt betrayed
Now they move on
Their virginities gone

(girl)
My boyfriend is gay
now I know I cannot stay
Out of San Francisco
Away from the gay discos

I cannot return
it's the bf I spurn
I didn't know he was a fag
That, and he sagged

He kissed my brother
In front of my mother
I hope he's happy
Cause my life is crappy

(chorus)x2
He was a gay
She felt betrayed
Now they move on
Their virginities gone

OHhhhh what to do now?
You say move on but how?
A mistake was made
And the price was payed

(chorus)
He was a gay
She felt betrayed
Now they move on
Their virginities gone
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
March 23 2008 00:30 GMT
#75
"Freedom, ho, what doth thou be?"

I gazed upon the sun,
meditating, as I run.
"Art thou possessable? Art thou real?
Doth man have thee, doth this be what you feel?"
Feeling empty and accursed,
yet exploding with joyous burst.

Choices hath been made, I got a second chance.
our bloodthirst, brethren, preceptible at first glance.
Thou lie behind me, choices so hard,
what doth I do, life left me scarred.

Battlecries, soaring through the sky,
fight fight, emotions so high.

Now, brothers, let me join thy combat! Listen, ho!
Defend thy homeworld, to fear say: NO!

We are one, united we stand,
Tassadar, I follow thy command.

I am yours, I am Dragoon.
EN-TARO ADUN.

aka. Samael
yare
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
507 Posts
March 23 2008 00:31 GMT
#76
hehe i liked it. and no i'm not up to anything. my name rhymes with hair hare air etc.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 23 2008 00:46 GMT
#77
Dude unsoundlogic if I could get a duet with someone that would be sooooooo awesome.

However most the girl singers I know would be offended.
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 23 2008 02:51 GMT
#78
LOL YOU THINK IT'S SIX AHAHAHA I LAUGHED

Damn dude you are a fucking genius, I loved it, thank you!
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-23 07:38:50
March 23 2008 03:39 GMT
#79
[[upbeat]]

It's cute, it's sweet,
You keep mentioning my dad's meat.
It's obvious that you're fixated,
From the time you were pentrated,
By the cold hard dildo of real life.
Now you take it daily from a sharpened knife.

You can't even rhyme, but it's okay that you failed.
It's not too late to save face, if right now you bailed
From this battle of wits, aka my domination.
If you continue you'll again feel castration
At the hands of my never-ending verbiage
You can't understand it, your mind is garbage.

So I will end this poem now with these words,
I simplified them, these are your rewards.
For your attempts at ownage, I empathize.
This verse, you can call it a reprise,
I feel sorry for you, that you still message me for help,
You are pathetic - you are a sad little whelp.

---
Note: As I was writing this, Raithed asked me for physics help LOL.

http://i28.tinypic.com/2cygl6p.jpg

EDIT: Raithed, you retard, penetrated is misspelled because I made it fit syllable-wise with fixated. Retard.
Peace~
unsoundlogic
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States391 Posts
March 23 2008 03:40 GMT
#80
I guess I'll have to do one w/o 2 singer peoples.

I make a step on the fragile ice
Ignoring the crack, crack beneath
I will escape from this land of vice
A better world awaits is my belief

I'm in the middle of it all
Ice surrounds me, a frozen lake
the ice cracks and I fall
I must make it, for life's sake

I climb out, shivering and wet
It's cold, but I cannot freeze
Go, walk on, I must not forget
God, give a sign of land, please

A frozen world surrounds
frostbite chews at my fingers
bones chewed up by hounds
Now the spectre of death lingers

I must make it, or perish forever
Curse you, Alaskan weather
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