• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 23:42
CET 05:42
KST 13:42
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups C & D Preview0RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups A & B Preview2TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners12Intel X Team Liquid Seoul event: Showmatches and Meet the Pros10[ASL20] Finals Preview: Arrival13
Community News
[TLMC] Fall/Winter 2025 Ladder Map Rotation12Weekly Cups (Nov 3-9): Clem Conquers in Canada4SC: Evo Complete - Ranked Ladder OPEN ALPHA8StarCraft, SC2, HotS, WC3, Returning to Blizzcon!45$5,000+ WardiTV 2025 Championship7
StarCraft 2
General
Zerg is losing its identity in StarCraft 2 Mech is the composition that needs teleportation t RotterdaM "Serral is the GOAT, and it's not close" RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups C & D Preview [TLMC] Fall/Winter 2025 Ladder Map Rotation
Tourneys
RSL Revival: Season 3 Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament Constellation Cup - Main Event - Stellar Fest Tenacious Turtle Tussle Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2)
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 499 Chilling Adaptation Mutation # 498 Wheel of Misfortune|Cradle of Death Mutation # 497 Battle Haredened Mutation # 496 Endless Infection
Brood War
General
FlaSh on: Biggest Problem With SnOw's Playstyle BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ What happened to TvZ on Retro? SnOw's ASL S20 Finals Review BW General Discussion
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues Small VOD Thread 2.0 [BSL21] RO32 Group D - Sunday 21:00 CET [BSL21] RO32 Group C - Saturday 21:00 CET
Strategy
PvZ map balance Current Meta Simple Questions, Simple Answers How to stay on top of macro?
Other Games
General Games
Should offensive tower rushing be viable in RTS games? Path of Exile Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Clair Obscur - Expedition 33
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread SPIRED by.ASL Mafia {211640}
Community
General
Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Artificial Intelligence Thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club The herO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread Korean Music Discussion Series you have seen recently...
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion NBA General Discussion MLB/Baseball 2023 TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
SC2 Client Relocalization [Change SC2 Language] Linksys AE2500 USB WIFI keeps disconnecting Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Dyadica Gospel – a Pulp No…
Hildegard
Coffee x Performance in Espo…
TrAiDoS
Saturation point
Uldridge
DnB/metal remix FFO Mick Go…
ImbaTosS
Reality "theory" prov…
perfectspheres
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 2017 users

Write me a poem! - Page 4

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next All
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 22 2008 09:01 GMT
#61
On March 22 2008 17:57 Raithed wrote:
5am in the morning and youre writing this. tsk tsk tsk.

I'm high.

5 am in the morning, and you're alone, masturbating in silence and reading this.
Peace~
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
March 22 2008 09:18 GMT
#62
On March 22 2008 18:01 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2008 17:57 Raithed wrote:
5am in the morning and youre writing this. tsk tsk tsk.

I'm high.

5 am in the morning, and you're alone, masturbating in silence and reading this.

rofl. i think thats what you do when your parents arent home eh? get high and fuck your bed? i was playing ff7 and beating it, thanks douchebag.
MyLostTemple *
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2921 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-22 09:38:32
March 22 2008 09:26 GMT
#63
sit sat
so fat
reavers in your base
ASAP

my zeals so fast
gona own your ass
my zeals so leet
stomp on you with zealot feet

my dts so quick
they'll make all your drones sick
my upgrades are so good
i'll own you like no one could.

they call me Tasteless
and i'm the insane
my name is tasteless
this poem isn't lame
Follow me on twitter: CallMeTasteless
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
March 22 2008 09:28 GMT
#64
On March 22 2008 18:18 Raithed wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2008 18:01 fanatacist wrote:
On March 22 2008 17:57 Raithed wrote:
5am in the morning and youre writing this. tsk tsk tsk.

I'm high.

5 am in the morning, and you're alone, masturbating in silence and reading this.

rofl. i think thats what you do when your parents arent home eh? get high and fuck your bed? i was playing ff7 and beating it, thanks douchebag.



Beating FF7 or your meat?
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 22 2008 10:07 GMT
#65
On March 22 2008 18:28 Energies wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 22 2008 18:18 Raithed wrote:
On March 22 2008 18:01 fanatacist wrote:
On March 22 2008 17:57 Raithed wrote:
5am in the morning and youre writing this. tsk tsk tsk.

I'm high.

5 am in the morning, and you're alone, masturbating in silence and reading this.

rofl. i think thats what you do when your parents arent home eh? get high and fuck your bed? i was playing ff7 and beating it, thanks douchebag.



Beating FF7 or your meat?

His meat obviously. Self-owned xD.
Peace~
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 22 2008 18:21 GMT
#66
Vol 2 done.

I can't do anything about the piano sound etc.- something to do with high frequency I think. I "sang" (read: cracked) some higher notes, and my webcam completely spazzed on me.

Will upload tonight or tomorrow.
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 22 2008 22:02 GMT
#67
BUMPITY BUMP IT'S OUT
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-22 22:32:01
March 22 2008 22:31 GMT
#68
On March 23 2008 07:02 mikeymoo wrote:
BUMPITY BUMP IT'S OUT


5*s. No idea how you can improvise your piano, lyrics and rhythm so well :|

Raithed v. Fanatacist Lyric-off is great.

Btw audio quality is a lot better.
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
March 22 2008 22:33 GMT
#69
A fascinating insight into the mind (and pants) of Fanatacist.
Administrator
frozenclaw
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Canada410 Posts
March 22 2008 22:49 GMT
#70
Great Stuff Mikey Moo.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-22 23:32:01
March 22 2008 23:03 GMT
#71
On March 23 2008 07:31 Elric_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 23 2008 07:02 mikeymoo wrote:
BUMPITY BUMP IT'S OUT


5*s. No idea how you can improvise your piano, lyrics and rhythm so well :|

Raithed v. Fanatacist Lyric-off is great.

Btw audio quality is a lot better.

yeah much, i <3 the songs hahaha, made me laugh:







It's 5 fucking AM, I am in the dark again.
It's almost 6 AM, and I don't know where to begin.
I make shitty lyrics, I can't get things done.
I can't forgive my dad, for fucking my bum.

I hate everything, but alas I have Starcraft.
I have Mikey too, and Raithed to make fun to,
But why why why,
Do I make such complicated lyrics?
Oh I know why,
I'm a fucking alcoholic.

I beg Raithed for beer,
I beg my mom for sex.
I try to forget what had happened next.

I find myself on the table,
My legs spread and my hole gaped.
DO I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR BEER TO GET BUTT RAPED?

An ideaaaaaaaa! Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh.
I will project-my-awkward-feelings
...Into a poem
About Raitheddddddddd.
Because on my own.
I am GAYYYYYYYYYYY.
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
March 22 2008 23:18 GMT
#72
LMFAO. "The Aftermath" was GOLD. Keep owning mikey.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
March 22 2008 23:41 GMT
#73
this owns so hard, thanks for the hard work and very good job on the music mikey

at least you inspired me to think of a poem now!
aka. Samael
unsoundlogic
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States391 Posts
March 23 2008 00:19 GMT
#74
OHhhhhhh yyeeaahhhh

(guy)
She ran away
to a town faarrr away
A fortune she seeked
a glimmering future she peeked

my girlfriend is gone
she was such a con
now I beat off to guys
to escape female lies

so gay, so gay
why did she leave today
Was it my breath?
Or cause I made out with Seth?

(chorus)
He was a gay
She felt betrayed
Now they move on
Their virginities gone

(girl)
My boyfriend is gay
now I know I cannot stay
Out of San Francisco
Away from the gay discos

I cannot return
it's the bf I spurn
I didn't know he was a fag
That, and he sagged

He kissed my brother
In front of my mother
I hope he's happy
Cause my life is crappy

(chorus)x2
He was a gay
She felt betrayed
Now they move on
Their virginities gone

OHhhhh what to do now?
You say move on but how?
A mistake was made
And the price was payed

(chorus)
He was a gay
She felt betrayed
Now they move on
Their virginities gone
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
March 23 2008 00:30 GMT
#75
"Freedom, ho, what doth thou be?"

I gazed upon the sun,
meditating, as I run.
"Art thou possessable? Art thou real?
Doth man have thee, doth this be what you feel?"
Feeling empty and accursed,
yet exploding with joyous burst.

Choices hath been made, I got a second chance.
our bloodthirst, brethren, preceptible at first glance.
Thou lie behind me, choices so hard,
what doth I do, life left me scarred.

Battlecries, soaring through the sky,
fight fight, emotions so high.

Now, brothers, let me join thy combat! Listen, ho!
Defend thy homeworld, to fear say: NO!

We are one, united we stand,
Tassadar, I follow thy command.

I am yours, I am Dragoon.
EN-TARO ADUN.

aka. Samael
yare
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
507 Posts
March 23 2008 00:31 GMT
#76
hehe i liked it. and no i'm not up to anything. my name rhymes with hair hare air etc.
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 23 2008 00:46 GMT
#77
Dude unsoundlogic if I could get a duet with someone that would be sooooooo awesome.

However most the girl singers I know would be offended.
o_x | Ow. | 1003 ESPORTS dollars | If you have any questions about bans please PM Kennigit
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
March 23 2008 02:51 GMT
#78
LOL YOU THINK IT'S SIX AHAHAHA I LAUGHED

Damn dude you are a fucking genius, I loved it, thank you!
Peace~
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-23 07:38:50
March 23 2008 03:39 GMT
#79
[[upbeat]]

It's cute, it's sweet,
You keep mentioning my dad's meat.
It's obvious that you're fixated,
From the time you were pentrated,
By the cold hard dildo of real life.
Now you take it daily from a sharpened knife.

You can't even rhyme, but it's okay that you failed.
It's not too late to save face, if right now you bailed
From this battle of wits, aka my domination.
If you continue you'll again feel castration
At the hands of my never-ending verbiage
You can't understand it, your mind is garbage.

So I will end this poem now with these words,
I simplified them, these are your rewards.
For your attempts at ownage, I empathize.
This verse, you can call it a reprise,
I feel sorry for you, that you still message me for help,
You are pathetic - you are a sad little whelp.

---
Note: As I was writing this, Raithed asked me for physics help LOL.

http://i28.tinypic.com/2cygl6p.jpg

EDIT: Raithed, you retard, penetrated is misspelled because I made it fit syllable-wise with fixated. Retard.
Peace~
unsoundlogic
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States391 Posts
March 23 2008 03:40 GMT
#80
I guess I'll have to do one w/o 2 singer peoples.

I make a step on the fragile ice
Ignoring the crack, crack beneath
I will escape from this land of vice
A better world awaits is my belief

I'm in the middle of it all
Ice surrounds me, a frozen lake
the ice cracks and I fall
I must make it, for life's sake

I climb out, shivering and wet
It's cold, but I cannot freeze
Go, walk on, I must not forget
God, give a sign of land, please

A frozen world surrounds
frostbite chews at my fingers
bones chewed up by hounds
Now the spectre of death lingers

I must make it, or perish forever
Curse you, Alaskan weather
Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
The PiG Daily
20:30
Best Games of SC
Serral vs Clem
Solar vs Cure
Serral vs Clem
Reynor vs GuMiho
herO vs Cure
LiquipediaDiscussion
OSC
19:00
Masters Cup #150: Group B
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
SpeCial 289
RuFF_SC2 130
StarCraft: Brood War
Leta 315
yabsab 146
Bale 9
Dota 2
monkeys_forever497
NeuroSwarm89
LuMiX0
League of Legends
JimRising 547
Other Games
summit1g12928
WinterStarcraft323
ViBE205
Fuzer 177
Mew2King83
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick576
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 13 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• practicex 22
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Stunt123
Other Games
• Scarra829
Upcoming Events
Sparkling Tuna Cup
5h 18m
RSL Revival
5h 18m
Reynor vs sOs
Maru vs Ryung
Kung Fu Cup
7h 18m
Cure vs herO
Reynor vs TBD
WardiTV Korean Royale
7h 18m
BSL 21
15h 18m
JDConan vs Semih
Dragon vs Dienmax
Tech vs NewOcean
TerrOr vs Artosis
IPSL
15h 18m
Dewalt vs WolFix
eOnzErG vs Bonyth
Replay Cast
18h 18m
Wardi Open
1d 7h
Monday Night Weeklies
1d 12h
WardiTV Korean Royale
2 days
[ Show More ]
BSL: GosuLeague
2 days
The PondCast
3 days
Replay Cast
3 days
RSL Revival
4 days
BSL: GosuLeague
4 days
RSL Revival
5 days
WardiTV Korean Royale
5 days
RSL Revival
6 days
WardiTV Korean Royale
6 days
IPSL
6 days
Julia vs Artosis
JDConan vs DragOn
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2025-11-14
Stellar Fest: Constellation Cup
Eternal Conflict S1

Ongoing

C-Race Season 1
IPSL Winter 2025-26
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 4
SOOP Univ League 2025
YSL S2
BSL Season 21
CSCL: Masked Kings S3
SLON Tour Season 2
RSL Revival: Season 3
META Madness #9
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025

Upcoming

BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
HSC XXVIII
RSL Offline Finals
WardiTV 2025
IEM Kraków 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026: Closed Qualifier
eXTREMESLAND 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
SL Budapest Major 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.