EPTWorst physical pain you've ever felt. - Page 2
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KOFgokuon
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nullmind
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IntoTheWow
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Ethenielle
Norway1006 Posts
On January 24 2007 09:57 Beyonder wrote: Does watching an operation to a mans penis count? awh, you didn't have to say that :/ i wonder if they drug me down so much i'm unconscious or not. after what you said, i damn well hope they do worst pain in my life, most likely was when i woke up in the middle of the night unable to breathe because i had a huge slime ball in my throat. didn't really hurt in that sense of the word, but i've never felt despair so bad, thought i was going to die:p | ||
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~AreS]
Canada2170 Posts
I was about to go to bed, and I grabbed a donut as a nighttime snack. I went downstairs and was starting to take off my shirt, and the donut fell. On reflex, I whipped my hand down, caught it, then hit myself in the nuts with such force that I fell over. Worry not; the donut was safe for my eating. | ||
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jtan
Sweden5891 Posts
I remember one time when I was like 13-15 something, growing a lot and having cramps quite often, anyway, I suddenly got this mad cramp in the back of my leg as I sat watching tv so I flew up and tried to stretch it away in different ways, and just then the telephone rings; and stupid as I am I, pick it up and it turns out it's my mom... mom:"blahblah..I'll be home in an hour." me: "OK!!! BYE!" (trying to ignore the pain and jumping up and down) mom:"Huh? anything wrong?" me:"Cramp!" mom:"haha ok" (hangs up) | ||
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Sadist
United States7227 Posts
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Ethenielle
Norway1006 Posts
On January 24 2007 10:40 Sadist wrote: drinking a can of pop after immediately opening it, I think the carbonation wasnt out of it yet and it went down my throat into lungs/stomach, it felt like my chest/abdomen were being burned from the inside out i like that feeling:D haha | ||
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bearnet2001
Argentina335 Posts
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Yuljan
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Sadist
United States7227 Posts
nonono, its not like a burning from the carbonation, its like the actual air has gone down your throat, its completely different. That and popping those huge ass pimples that are like deep on your skin are the most painful things ever. | ||
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United States7081 Posts
On January 24 2007 10:22 Smorrie wrote: I once had a weird cramp in my foot.. It happened when I was laying down in my bed.. When I'd put my foot in a certain position it would hurt like hell, but if i'd put it out of that position again it was all fine. Of course, being a guy, I had to test myself :D So I put it in the one position that it actually really hurt, and the pain kept on getting worse and worse to the point that normally I'd have to put it back because it hurt too much... but I wanted to be hardcore so i kept it there. It hurt like a true motherfucker and I was couldn't stop it anymore.. even when i put it back out of the position it still hurt. Now these days the same cramp comes back and there aint shit I can do about it, however it doesn't take all too long and it isn't as bad as that one time I felt to show my masculinity. Further.... The balls man.. the balls. How come nobody has mentioned those yet? ain't no pain like that. I've had a hole in my head before, broke my toe, had other shit happening but the balls are.. well.. the balls. He who controls the balls, controls the body. I'm pretty sure anyone would do anything someone would command you to do, if he had your balls in his hand, ready to crush them :D (not saying it happened to me like that lOl) nvm: bey & kroko hit the jackpot already :D Heh. I do that all the time. When I lie down, and put my leg in a weird position, sometimes when I flex my calf muscle it cramps up. The pains not bad though, and I usually do it repeatedly to amuse myself while watching TV. | ||
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NeO)MasCoT
United States212 Posts
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j0ehoe
United States2705 Posts
On January 24 2007 09:54 travis wrote: So last night I was severely dehydrated. Cuz Im an idiot and I hadn't been drinking water in forever. Anyways, once I went to sleep, I woke up in the middle of the night with a cramp in my lower leg. Which Im sure some of you guys have been woken up from before. This is the worst cramp I have ever got in my life. It lasted about 5 minutes but it was basically 5 minutes of me writhing around wishing it was over. I honestly felt like I was about to pass out. This is probably the worst pain I've ever felt, though maybe the runner up would be a time I got horrible sunburn on my back and over a period of 2 days there were these tiny blisters all over my back that would randomly pop open every 15 minutes or so. That was pretty terrible too. what about choo guyz? i used to get those all the time in hs when i played sports. at the begining of the season when youre not in shape, you get those a lot after the first few conditionings. it fucking sucks, try getting one in each leg at the same time. but ive had far worse  1: when i was in 1st grade i fell off a 3ft wall flat onto my face n shattered my nose 2: i got hit by a car (solid steel buick) and dislocated my shoulder so bad that it was a good 3-4 inches outta place 3: i tore a ligament in my thumb (skiiers thumb, go look it up) tore a ligament on my arm after it caught a bone growth 4: i broke a lot of bones, but probably the worst was when i broke my big toe. it split down the middle at the top right thru the joint and to the base. 5: most recent i was playing football with friends. i got the ball on the play and got a decent gain and got gang tackled. during the play, my foot got stepped on the big toe joint and at the same time hyperextended it. i didnt think much of it at first, it hurt and i couldnt run, so i just played lineman for the last few minutes. i got home, showered, took a lot of advil and iced it and didnt think much of it and went out to the city that night. after walking around all nite, it started to hurt and when i got home real late it looked like this: edit: pics on other comp ;d two days later, it doubled in size and color, and i went to the dr. i had a decent sized tear in a ligament and the bone had a deep bruise from the cleats. that was back in oct/nov and the shit still isnt 100%. the toe bends in now from not healing correctly and feels like theres a ton of pressure on it if i stand on my toes. | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
Though it hurt for about a year afterwards, I could still feel it when I moved my arm too much in any direction. Stupid thing was that I was just trying to take off a damn t-shirt. | ||
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
Another time I was out mowing the lawn, and I knelt down to tie my shoe. In the process I put my knee down on top of like the engine, and I didn't even feel it for like 1-2 seconds, and then OW. I tried to rise up but my knee had like melted itself to the lawnmower, and as I stood a glob of skin stayed behind. The aftermath of the burn was quite possibly the most uncomfortable thing I'd done to myself. | ||
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oneofthem
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
I didn't have any pains relating to teeth though, I would play around with my loose tooth when I was like 12 and rip them off.  | ||
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~AreS]
Canada2170 Posts
On January 24 2007 10:55 CubEdIn[SoD] wrote: I was at this party when I was 18 or so, and this chick was trying / wanted to take off my shirt. We were laying down and I must have twisted my arm too much or smth, that I managed to dislocate my right shoulder. Then I just froze there because I couldn't move my arm, and I grabbed my shoulder with my other hand and felt really fucked up. I freaked out and just pulled on it really hard. I guess it wasn't that bad because it snapped back into place. Though it hurt for about a year afterwards, I could still feel it when I moved my arm too much in any direction. Stupid thing was that I was just trying to take off a damn t-shirt. I woke up with a dislocated shoulder once. I was too confused to do anything logical so I rammed it up against a wall. | ||
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jtan
Sweden5891 Posts
I was like 10 years old and it was a few days after New years eve; school had started and for some reason I still had some firecrackers in the inner pocket of my jacket, and some of them were of a type that you just throw on the ground and they explode. I have no idea why my parents allowed this; but yeah..they probably didn't. However, me and 3 other guys were waiting for the schoolbus to come and me and another kid decided to climb a tree while waiting^^ So we climb around and at some point I decide to slide down the stem of the tree, so I slide down pressing my chest to the tree and ---KABOOM!--- the stuff in my pocket goes off lol. I had no idea what had happend lol, I just felt an intense pain and I was scared as hell so I fall the rest of the way down to the ground and lie there pressing my hands to my chest while smoke rises from my bosom. I couldn't see the look on my schoolmates faces but I'm pretty sure they were positive I had been shot lol  , so the one girl goes "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" and all of them running around like mad.Anyway, some 2 seconds later I realize what had happend and quickly get up and try to calm them down. | ||
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j0ehoe
United States2705 Posts
On January 24 2007 10:25 Storchen wrote: I did a frenum piercing. Hurted like hell. Its not worth it by far, I let mine be there for 7 weeks, didn't want to heal nice so I removed it. My dick had the size of an apple T_T Couldn't have sex either :/ I do not recommend anyone to pierce their frenum.. all i got to say is WHY? | ||
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