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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 27 2008 07:45 GMT
#2861
hahahahahaha oh my god i laughed so hard

i love that show, jesus i cant believe he blew air into his asshole to win a farting contest thats so rad
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
September 27 2008 11:53 GMT
#2862
On September 27 2008 16:45 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
hahahahahaha oh my god i laughed so hard

i love that show, jesus i cant believe he blew air into his asshole to win a farting contest thats so rad


the third segment was hilarious escalation. I was ripped out of my gord watching it and each of the three progressions of rectal air insertion got me harder. Long time since I had a good cry like this.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
lakrismamma
Profile Joined August 2006
Sweden543 Posts
September 27 2008 12:10 GMT
#2863
You know what is really awsome about kenny vs spenny.
The new season starts on october 20 and one of the episodes is gonna be "Who Can Smoke More Weed?" acording to wikipedia.
I hear thunder but theres no rain. This type of thunder breaks walls and window panes.
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
September 27 2008 12:52 GMT
#2864
* Who Can Keep a poop in Their Pants the Longest?
* Who Can Piss More People Off? [7]
* Who Can Get Laid By More Women?
* Who Can Wear a Gorilla Suit the Longest?
* Who's the Best Professional Wrestler?
* First One to Touch the Ground Loses
* Who's a Better Soldier?
* Who's the Better Jew?
* Who Can Smoke More Weed?
* Who Do Handicapped People Like More?

sounds like a pretty solid season haha
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Roxen000
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
1226 Posts
September 27 2008 12:53 GMT
#2865
On September 27 2008 21:52 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
* Who Can Keep a poop in Their Pants the Longest?
* Who Can Piss More People Off? [7]
* Who Can Get Laid By More Women?
* Who Can Wear a Gorilla Suit the Longest?
* Who's the Best Professional Wrestler?
* First One to Touch the Ground Loses
* Who's a Better Soldier?
* Who's the Better Jew?
* Who Can Smoke More Weed?
* Who Do Handicapped People Like More?

sounds like a pretty solid season haha


You just got me excited.
._.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 27 2008 13:10 GMT
#2866
its such an awesome show

they compete in the dumbest shit i've ever heard of but they do it with fire and gusto
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
abandonallhope
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Sweden563 Posts
September 28 2008 19:19 GMT
#2867
Homework, YEEHAWWW!
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
September 29 2008 01:54 GMT
#2868
i makey da beby haaahahahah
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
September 30 2008 03:47 GMT
#2869
since my thread was locked instantly by nazi admin...

..real life pirates?!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1063898/U-S-warship-alert-Somali-pirates-hijack-ship-carrying-33-tanks-hundreds-rocket-launchers.html
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
September 30 2008 11:36 GMT
#2870
yep piracy is a huge problem at the horn of africa and around Indonesia. Their recent flurry of captures seems to be soliciting a more decisive international response. It will be hard to quell it in Somalia, though, do to the prolonged civil strife.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
October 01 2008 01:27 GMT
#2871
no doubt
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
October 01 2008 01:29 GMT
#2872
holy shit, that pirate banner said "captain dan"

it's talking to me
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
October 01 2008 17:15 GMT
#2873
omg we were smoking and accidently sat off the fire alarm!
Jesus christ, so we had to turn it off manually before the fire department starts driving and shit to our appartment.

I just ran inside of my room and locked the doors hopeing one of the others would turn it off...and eventually one of the did...fuck im shaking like mad now.
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
October 01 2008 17:54 GMT
#2874
Not surprising coming from EpicFailGuy

So anyway, 2 of my friends and I were drinking and playing rock paper scissors last Sunday. We attached point values to each outcome to deepen the game a little bit (lose to rock = 3 drinks, lose to scissors = 2 drinks, lose to paper = 1 drink). We also decided to punish the loser by making him stay in the game. (So, the winner's prize was that he didn't have to drink and he also didn't have to immediately play again.)

This lead to some funny losing streaks and a healthy amount of smack talking.

We played for a solid hour until we got bored and upped the ante a little bit. A bong magically appeared and the decision was made to match the points equally in bong hits.

I then proceeded to go on a massive losing streak of about four rounds; twice to rock, once to paper, once to scissors.

I was done for the night.


All in all, it was a fun time. I woke up the next morning not exactly sure where my shirt or pants were, but it was fun.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
October 01 2008 18:53 GMT
#2875
rock is rly a win win
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
October 01 2008 19:45 GMT
#2876
Until the other players run the paper mill on you over and over.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
October 01 2008 21:58 GMT
#2877
in the bong rips competition i would always go paper so i could smoke more
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
bdams19
Profile Joined January 2005
United States1316 Posts
October 02 2008 22:46 GMT
#2878
hahaha i love the strategy
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-10-03 05:55:20
October 03 2008 05:54 GMT
#2879
anyone else get really bad nausea basically as a withdrawal(loose definition) symptom? :/ i've had it like every day when i wake up until i toke and then it goes away. this is also the first time ive smoked all day every day for a month.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
October 03 2008 16:46 GMT
#2880
For the past two weeks I've been getting some mehhhh shit and today my friend msns me saying he is selling white rhino for cheap (here atleast) so i pickup early and im nice and blazed )))))))!
Nak Allstar.
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