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HonestTea
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OK so I read every one of your replies and fuck it, I'm gonna talk to this girl.
I realize that the more I stew over it, the worse it is for me. Even if she totally ignores me, I figure I at least need the closure of knowing I didn't have a chance, instead of always wondering what if. I mean she's on my mind all the time. I have it bad. I even see her initials randomly whenever I read anything. (Her initials are T.B.) It's that bad.
You guys are right. It's time to grow a set of balls.
I'm going to go do it tomorrow.
I read everything people said, and I think I know what to do. Don't be an asshole, be confident, notice her eyes, and try to ask her for coffee.
Gogogo~!
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Aotearoa39261 Posts
Good stuff honesttea =)!
goodluck
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
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Braavos36375 Posts
Here's my prediction of how the conversation will go:
HonestTea: Oh, I'm ready for it
Girl: Come on, bring it.
HonestTea: Oh, I'm ready for it
Girl: Come on, bring it.
HonestTea: Oh, I'm ready for it
Girl: Come on, bring it.
HonestTea: Oh, I'm ready for it
Girl: Come on, bring it.
HonestTea: So kiss me goodbye.
Girl: Honey, I'm gonna make it out alive.
HonestTea: So kiss me goodbye.
Girl: I can see the venom in their eyes.
HonestTea: Goodbye.
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Oh i remember my wittle preteen stages when i used to look at my crushes xanga rofl.
Good luck honesttea
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yeah good luck man, seriously, let us know how it goes !
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way to find ur balls bro.
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bring a tape recorder or mp3, hid it in ur pocket and record it for us plz.
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Osaka27149 Posts
I really cant believe you are not going to use the hydralisks costume idea. However, I am glad that you have found the gumption to make a move. I only demand a picture of the two of you together to complete my happiness.
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On August 25 2006 05:50 new_construct wrote:
bring a tape recorder or mp3, hid it in ur pocket and record it for us plz.
recording and posting the conversation would be beyond ideal... but you might freak out since you know you are on tape and remember this is for YOU honesttea, not for TL... 
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYO! :D
HonestTea...not that you were not a man before now..but your balls are even bigger now :D!
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gogo HonestTea fighting!!!~~
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is awesome32274 Posts
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HonestTea: hi
Girl: hi
....
*HonestTea walks aways awkwardly*
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On August 25 2006 05:53 Manifesto7 wrote:
I really cant believe you are not going to use the hydralisks costume idea. However, I am glad that you have found the gumption to make a move. I only demand a picture of the two of you together to complete my happiness.
You're the only one I can picture you in a hydralisk costume mani
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good luck man, don't blow it lol, be subtle.
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I just find it odd that most teenage boys freeze up when it comes to talking to a girl. I could see if you had to streak past her naked in slo-mo, with minus 40degree temperatures (shrinkage), but to simply walk up to someone and strike up a conversation, seems to me like something a normal person might do everyday anyway. I dunno, just doesnt seem all that nerve racking.
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Just make sure to post your experience in "Whats the biggest fuckup in your life" thread which will be started soon.
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HT: Hi.
TB: Hi.
HT: Uhh...would you like to....you have nice eyes...so i found out you started workign here June 6th of 2004 and were born on july 10th .... i've been staring at you for a few months...oh shit... what im tryign to say is wanna get some coffee?
TB: *petrified*
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LOL chicken
Yeah, good luck tomorrow. I hope if her manager told her you asked about her he told her in the good way (as if to suggest you're interested as opposed to a fucking stalker).
good luck ~
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United States24680 Posts
On August 25 2006 05:54 Reason wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2006 05:50 new_construct wrote:
bring a tape recorder or mp3, hid it in ur pocket and record it for us plz. recording and posting the conversation would be beyond ideal... but you might freak out since you know you are on tape and remember this is for YOU honesttea, not for TL...
Nah it doesn't have to make him nervous. Even if he tapes he can decide later whether to destroy the tape or not. No pressure :-)
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thedeadhaji
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On August 25 2006 06:00 Zooey wrote:
this bitch won't take my honesttea from me
gogo hydralisk costume?
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TL.Net = the ultimate source for balls.
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On August 25 2006 10:16 decafchicken wrote:
HT: Hi.
TB: Hi.
HT: Uhh...would you like to....you have nice eyes...so i found out you started workign here June 6th of 2004 and were born on july 10th .... i've been staring at you for a few months...oh shit... what im tryign to say is wanna get some coffee?
TB: *petrified*
wtf thats not fair iw as drunk
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wow, so you decided to talk to her. but that doesn't mean you'll actually have the balls to do it. --a
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thedeadhaji
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On August 25 2006 05:07 Ilikestarcraft wrote:
Oh i remember my wittle preteen stages when i used to look at my crushes xanga rofl.
hahahah... those were the good days, so funny looking back now
good luck and keep us updated
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thats how its gonna go=
Him: hi omg good eyes
girl : eh yeah i guess
Him: so i been watching u over a month
girl : (scared) okay
Him: maybe u want to go drink some coffee so i can stare u at the eyes
girl: *calls police*
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On August 25 2006 13:05 jcp wrote:
thats how its gonna go=
Him: hi omg good eyes
girl : eh yeah i guess
Him: so i been watching u over a month
girl : (scared) okay
Him: maybe u want to go drink some coffee so i can stare u at the eyes
girl: *calls police*
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On August 25 2006 13:05 jcp wrote:
thats how its gonna go=
Him: hi omg good eyes
girl : eh yeah i guess
Him: so i been watching u over a month
girl : (scared) okay
Him: maybe u want to go drink some coffee so i can stare u at the eyes
girl: *calls police*
Error 404: Funny Not Found
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Huk..
Anyways, honesttea hyung, GOOD LUCK!
Use your awesome charisma~ if you can make a buncha idiots on TL love you, you can get a random girl at work to love you too.
Of course we will demand pictures later on... and if she doesn't have pretty eyes, I will be sorely dissappointed.
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Australia3818 Posts
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MURICA15980 Posts
Haha, seriously good luck HonestTea. Don't over think it and just be natural. And definitely don't over analyze everything that happens in that first conversation.
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On August 25 2006 04:48 HonestTea wrote:
I'm gonna talk to this girl.
I realize that the more I stew over it, the worse it is for me.
I'm going to go do it tomorrow.
Gogogo~!
"Chase without appearing to chase."
GG GL HF Sugo!
Jar Ja sea yo
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On August 25 2006 05:50 new_construct wrote:
bring a tape recorder or mp3, hid it in ur pocket and record it for us plz.
i was gonna ask him to videotape it lol
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Good luck tomorrow HonestTea, honestly!
(And to the person who posted the 404: Funny Not Found, I laughed at it, so good job!)
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Yeah, that killed the guy who tried to make a bad joke...a Really >BAD< one.
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United States5262 Posts
Gogogo HonestTea! I have no idea what this is about, but I assume you're gonna ask a girl you like on a date.
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On August 25 2006 17:25 jkillashark wrote:
Gogogo HonestTea! I have no idea what this is about, but I assume you're gonna ask a girl you like on a date.
haha hardly.
we're just at the 'im gonna say hi!' stage.
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On August 25 2006 13:05 jcp wrote:
thats how its gonna go=
Him: hi omg good eyes
girl : eh yeah i guess
Him: so i been watching u over a month
girl : (scared) okay
Him: maybe u want to go drink some coffee so i can stare u at the eyes
girl: *calls police*
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gj, good luck 
dont screw up
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damn. this means he was serious about this "interview with his boss" shit.
holy crap.
good luck man. the first step is always the hardest.
AHH TEH SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
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you dont have the balls, and if you do you still have a small penis....
(he is korean remember?)
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On August 25 2006 16:48 hasuprotoss wrote:
Good luck tomorrow HonestTea, honestly!
(And to the person who posted the 404: Funny Not Found, I laughed at it, so good job!)
me too
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United States20661 Posts
GooDLucK
^^V gogo sexy manly style like Reach
or prettyboy style like YellOw >>;;
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On August 26 2006 17:30 Bill307 wrote:Sooo.... shouldn't we have heard back from him by now? Then again, it IS the weekend, so she might not be working. Maybe he should have said, "I'm going to go do it on Monday"? 
Maybe he's on a roll - and on the same path as Mani :O
Maybe not.
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On August 26 2006 03:25 baal wrote:
you dont have the balls, and if you do you still have a small penis....
(he is korean remember?)
Stop with your f****** racist remarks you piece of shit! besides he probably has bigger balls then you do!
Honesttea: GOOD LUCK MAN and remember that it's just a girl.
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Australia3818 Posts
Penis, penis, everywhere the glint of penis. - Howard Carter.
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On August 26 2006 18:05 FireBatLover wrote:Show nested quote +On August 26 2006 03:25 baal wrote:
you dont have the balls, and if you do you still have a small penis....
(he is korean remember?) Stop with your f****** racist remarks you piece of shit! besides he probably has bigger balls then you do! Honesttea: GOOD LUCK MAN and remember that it's just a girl. Shut up already. Everyone has to deal with that kind of crap during their life.
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Australia3818 Posts
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Tell her what a beautiful dress/jacket/shirt/ she's wearing.
If she's not wearing a dress/jacket/shirt/, you've succeeded.
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GOGO!!!! HT!!!!! 
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i'm betting he chickened out. but anyway, i wouldn't be randomly asking out some chick at the coffee shop or whatever. if you happen to have an affinity with her or you can genuinely make her smile and laugh everytime you see her then yeah go for it. otherwise i doubt you'd get a date. i have a few chick friends who work in retail and they get more than their fair share of guys hitting on them throughout the day. i'm sure she'll take it as a compliment though if you did go through with it (and she said no thanks).
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On August 25 2006 13:28 nortorius wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2006 13:05 jcp wrote:
thats how its gonna go=
Him: hi omg good eyes
girl : eh yeah i guess
Him: so i been watching u over a month
girl : (scared) okay
Him: maybe u want to go drink some coffee so i can stare u at the eyes
girl: *calls police* Error 404: Funny Not Found
ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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HonestTea
5007 Posts
On August 26 2006 17:30 Bill307 wrote:Sooo.... shouldn't we have heard back from him by now? Then again, it IS the weekend, so she might not be working. Maybe he should have said, "I'm going to go do it on Monday"?
Yes, it is the weekend, Monday is the day.
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best of luck! remember, if you at least try, you might have 5% chance, but if you don't, you have 0%
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Honest, videotape the entire thing for us.
And Zia is right. Girls are not okay. They are mean. 
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On August 27 2006 19:34 rpf289 wrote:Honest, videotape the entire thing for us. And Zia is right. Girls are not okay. They are mean.
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What?
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yaya, go honesttea!!! keep us updated. i'm rooting for ya!
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It's been a few days since an update...
Any word?
Happy birthday Unforgiven!!!
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Ok, so it's past monday.. what happned?
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yeah what the hell honest
Either he's in jail for stalking her or he's banging her AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
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hmmmmm......
or maybe he didnt do it
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wow nice write-up hot_bid, and I officially declare Monday is over, can we have our result back?
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[H] Girl's father chasing me with large object? really made me laugh ;P
(i want to know the result of this novel too)
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