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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24752 Posts
March 29 2013 14:24 GMT
#1101
Every few hours there is more breaking news, but it's basically this:

1) North Korea readies its weapons
2) North Korea readies its weapons further, they are now officially on alert
3) North Korea is unhappy with how things are progressing, so they ready their weapons to readiness level 2
4) North Korea's leader signs an order to place the military on a state of maximal readiness
5) North Korea has decided maximum readiness isn't enough, so they have created a new, higher category of readiness
6) South Korea thinks they might have evidence of North Korea increasing their readiness even further
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
sCCrooked
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)1306 Posts
March 29 2013 14:31 GMT
#1102
On March 29 2013 23:24 micronesia wrote:
Every few hours there is more breaking news, but it's basically this:

1) North Korea readies its weapons
2) North Korea readies its weapons further, they are now officially on alert
3) North Korea is unhappy with how things are progressing, so they ready their weapons to readiness level 2
4) North Korea's leader signs an order to place the military on a state of maximal readiness
5) North Korea has decided maximum readiness isn't enough, so they have created a new, higher category of readiness
6) South Korea thinks they might have evidence of North Korea increasing their readiness even further


But dude they're REALLY REALLY READY this time!!
Enlightened in an age of anti-intellectualism and quotidian repetitiveness of asinine assumptive thinking. Best lycan guide evar --> "Fixing solo queue all pick one game at a time." ~KwarK-
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
March 29 2013 14:33 GMT
#1103
What the hell does that even mean? all the soldiers are now pointing their weapons in our direction with 3 frag grenades and a can of spam ready to go?
I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders - PM for a quote
Seldentar
Profile Joined May 2011
United States888 Posts
March 29 2013 14:33 GMT
#1104
On March 29 2013 23:24 micronesia wrote:
Every few hours there is more breaking news, but it's basically this:

1) North Korea readies its weapons
2) North Korea readies its weapons further, they are now officially on alert
3) North Korea is unhappy with how things are progressing, so they ready their weapons to readiness level 2
4) North Korea's leader signs an order to place the military on a state of maximal readiness
5) North Korea has decided maximum readiness isn't enough, so they have created a new, higher category of readiness
6) South Korea thinks they might have evidence of North Korea increasing their readiness even further


LOL very true. This entire situation is so silly!
wongfeihung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States763 Posts
March 29 2013 14:34 GMT
#1105
On March 29 2013 23:24 micronesia wrote:
Every few hours there is more breaking news, but it's basically this:

1) North Korea readies its weapons
2) North Korea readies its weapons further, they are now officially on alert
3) North Korea is unhappy with how things are progressing, so they ready their weapons to readiness level 2
4) North Korea's leader signs an order to place the military on a state of maximal readiness
5) North Korea has decided maximum readiness isn't enough, so they have created a new, higher category of readiness
6) South Korea thinks they might have evidence of North Korea increasing their readiness even further

They power up for 10 episodes and keep reaching yet another level of Super Saiyan while the world watches in anticipation.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24752 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 14:37:08
March 29 2013 14:36 GMT
#1106
NK thinks they are Goku, but they are actually Hercule Satan.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Holy_AT
Profile Joined July 2010
Austria978 Posts
March 29 2013 14:55 GMT
#1107
NK is playing way to dumb this time, the US should immediately send an additional carrier group and some tactical nuclear subs in the area ...
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
March 29 2013 14:55 GMT
#1108
did you guys not see? the b2 bombers that we were running over there are "spirit bombers"

we are powering up the spirit bomb... get ready north kofrieza!
goiflin
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada1218 Posts
March 29 2013 14:58 GMT
#1109
On March 29 2013 23:36 micronesia wrote:
NK thinks they are Goku, but they are actually Hercule Satan.


But Satan saved the world, when Goku couldn't gather the earth's energy for the spirit bomb to kill buu. So he's the real hero!
iMAniaC
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway703 Posts
March 29 2013 15:22 GMT
#1110
On March 29 2013 21:40 Zandar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 29 2013 21:31 DonKey_ wrote:
On March 29 2013 20:49 ImFromPortugal wrote:

BREAKING: North Korean Photo Reveals ‘U.S. Mainland Strike Plan’
Information revealed in official North Korean military photo shows would-be U.S. attack

http://www.nknews.org/2013/03/breaking-north-korean-photo-reveals-u-s-mainland-strike-plan/

Hmmm the most important information I got out of those photos was that Kim Jung Un uses an Apple computer.
Very interesting.


Well in all fairness, when you hear Apple zealots praising Steve Jobs, or North Koreans talking about their beloved leader, it's not all that different


Well, there's one huge and very important difference, though: Kim Jong-un isn't a true god

Jokes aside, it seems I was wrong with my earlier speculation; Kaesong is still up and running.

The Kaesong plant, just across the heavily fortified Demilitarized Zone that separates the Koreas, normally relies on a military hotline for the governments to coordinate the movement of goods and South Korean workers.

Without the hotline, the governments, which lack diplomatic relations, used middlemen. North Korea verbally approved the crossing Thursday and Friday of hundreds of South Koreans by telling South Koreans at a management office at the Kaesong factory. Those South Koreans then called officials in South Korea.


Source
Shield
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bulgaria4824 Posts
March 29 2013 15:44 GMT
#1111
On March 29 2013 23:24 micronesia wrote:
Every few hours there is more breaking news, but it's basically this:

1) North Korea readies its weapons
2) North Korea readies its weapons further, they are now officially on alert
3) North Korea is unhappy with how things are progressing, so they ready their weapons to readiness level 2
4) North Korea's leader signs an order to place the military on a state of maximal readiness
5) North Korea has decided maximum readiness isn't enough, so they have created a new, higher category of readiness
6) South Korea thinks they might have evidence of North Korea increasing their readiness even further


It's getting boring already, and I think NK is just bluffing that they can hit the West Coast.
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
March 29 2013 15:44 GMT
#1112
Few more weeks like this and this psycho will get what he deserves.
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
Shield
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bulgaria4824 Posts
March 29 2013 15:51 GMT
#1113
On March 30 2013 00:44 Itachii wrote:
Few more weeks like this and this psycho will get what he deserves.


Speaking of the psycho, do we know where he studied abroad assuming he did?
KarlKaliente
Profile Joined March 2012
United States434 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 16:04:50
March 29 2013 16:02 GMT
#1114
Isn't it pretty accepted that Jong-Un is just doing this to stir up nationalism in NK/ reenforce his image as a leader? If you are really intending on attacking someone, why spend weeks sending them warnings and showing 'detailed' plans of where you will strike?

And I refuse to believe anyone is dumb enough to think that NK can achieve anything through an invasion or attack. Even their leaders. They are capable of what, shelling SK for a few days and maaaaaybe a missile strike elsewhere? Of course it would be tragic for those who actually get hit, but the war wouldn't be a very long one.

What baffles me is how crazy the media is going with this - or more specifically how much attention we are paying to this. Every day there's 3 or 4 posts on reddit, bbc articles, etc. Isn't it old news by now?

edit: I'm calling Jong-Un's next message to be a deadline or countdown of days the US has to move their army out of SK, or else. If I'm right I expect to be internet famous.
UMS > Melee
Bermuda
Profile Joined October 2010
Belgium411 Posts
March 29 2013 16:07 GMT
#1115
On March 30 2013 00:51 darkness wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2013 00:44 Itachii wrote:
Few more weeks like this and this psycho will get what he deserves.


Speaking of the psycho, do we know where he studied abroad assuming he did?


Switzerland. Wikipedia has many details if your enquiring mind needs to know.
GGY0UMAKE
Profile Joined January 2013
United States24 Posts
March 29 2013 16:20 GMT
#1116
North Korea is like the homeless guy in the alley hop up on drugs with a shank, waiting for you to turn around to stab you.
wongfeihung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States763 Posts
March 29 2013 16:27 GMT
#1117
On March 30 2013 01:20 GGY0UMAKE wrote:
North Korea is like the homeless guy in the alley hop up on drugs with a shank, waiting for you to turn around to stab you.

I would relate North Korea more to that annoying kid in high school who likes to talk a lot of shit, and everyone wants to beat him up because he's so damn annoying. But they can't do that because his older brother is one of the biggest kids in the school.
Seldentar
Profile Joined May 2011
United States888 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 16:38:46
March 29 2013 16:33 GMT
#1118
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9960933/North-Korea-plan-to-attack-US-mainland-revealed-in-photographs.html

North Korea threatens to nuke DC, LA, or Austin, TX.

Obama shut down TARS this month. What amazing timing now that NK is threatening CA and TX. And how convenient that NK sent out a satellite a while ago that will arrive above Texas on Sunday. Hmm...

Not only will this closure mean hundreds of people will be out of jobs, but it also means our borders will not be safe, especially along the remote U.S. Mexico Border like in Texas.
Bermuda
Profile Joined October 2010
Belgium411 Posts
March 29 2013 16:37 GMT
#1119
On March 30 2013 01:27 wongfeihung wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2013 01:20 GGY0UMAKE wrote:
North Korea is like the homeless guy in the alley hop up on drugs with a shank, waiting for you to turn around to stab you.

I would relate North Korea more to that annoying kid in high school who likes to talk a lot of shit, and everyone wants to beat him up because he's so damn annoying. But they can't do that because his older brother is one of the biggest kids in the school.


Actually NK is that middle manager who got anger issues, the one you must suffer because while being dumb and mean as fuck, he still think he is really important. Except it's all in his head, and in reality he's just a psychotic kid playing with legos in the middle of nuclear waste, starving bodies and a distinct lack of bacon.

Yeah that's what NK is. Or maybe not.

RCMDVA
Profile Joined July 2011
United States708 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-03-29 16:51:29
March 29 2013 16:41 GMT
#1120
If anyone is wondering WTF Austin, TX is about....there's a large Samsung plant there.

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