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LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
January 24 2006 01:23 GMT
#1
http://www.physorg.com/news10103.html

The creatures have both male and female parts and engaged in a sexual practice somewhat like penis fencing.

To reproduce they try to stab each other with their genitals and the first to penetrate inserts sperm and then goes on to spar with another flatworm. The "loser" lays and broods the eggs.

I thought it was funny.
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intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
January 24 2006 01:24 GMT
#2
hehe their choice of words is funny
'penis fencing'
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pheer
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
5398 Posts
January 24 2006 01:29 GMT
#3
Too bad I don't believe in reincarnation, or I'd be an awful human just for the slim chance that I could penis fight in my next life
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lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
January 24 2006 01:30 GMT
#4
you can penis fight now, homo
好好喝喝天天快乐
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-24 01:39:06
January 24 2006 01:30 GMT
#5
jk


sort of
好好喝喝天天快乐
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-24 01:32:40
January 24 2006 01:32 GMT
#6
..someone should show this article to one of your friends and say

"sounds like fun eh?"

*nudge nudge*
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
nonpuz
Profile Joined July 2003
United States176 Posts
January 24 2006 02:40 GMT
#7
If you've ever read the webcomic "Jack" you would find this similair to "musical holes".
Bis zum Kollaps, NICHT VIEL ZEIT!
mitsy
Profile Joined October 2005
United States1792 Posts
January 24 2006 02:56 GMT
#8
just like in humans, the loser has to have the babies
express yourself--madonna
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
January 24 2006 03:15 GMT
#9
afk
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to miss the mark
Profile Joined November 2005
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
January 24 2006 03:22 GMT
#10
On January 24 2006 11:56 mitsy wrote:
just like in humans, the loser has to have the babies

On January 24 2006 12:15 IcedEarth wrote:
afk


Owned^.^

I want to have a penis fencing tournament, anyone want in?
16 People.
PM me.
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Mandalor
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany2362 Posts
January 24 2006 03:23 GMT
#11
To reproduce they try to stab each other with their genitals and the first to penetrate inserts sperm and then goes on to spar with another flatworm. The "loser" lays and broods the eggs.


In other words:
Men > Women
hasuprotoss
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States4649 Posts
January 24 2006 03:26 GMT
#12
On January 24 2006 12:23 Mandalor wrote:
Show nested quote +
To reproduce they try to stab each other with their genitals and the first to penetrate inserts sperm and then goes on to spar with another flatworm. The "loser" lays and broods the eggs.


In other words:
Men > Women

Depends on what style you do it in. If she's on top, it's obviously Women>Men.
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yare
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
507 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-24 04:02:21
January 24 2006 04:01 GMT
#13
no matter what style you do it... women always have the babies ^^

*Correction Anal doesn't make babies, so everyone's a winner!!
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
January 24 2006 04:38 GMT
#14
yea ive seen this on discovery channel but it was more hilarious because i actually got to see it in action haha. they look like little starfish trying to touche each other first it was hilarious.
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
January 24 2006 05:10 GMT
#15
Men can have babies, the fetus is placed somewhere between where the digestive and reproductive system transfers nutrients, and later, the man is given a C-section to give birth to baby. I dunno, but I heard it on some radio awhile ago. Also referred about some laser being able to purify the blood...hmm wacky shit.
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
January 24 2006 05:15 GMT
#16
I think the Governator knows more
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
January 24 2006 05:15 GMT
#17
On January 24 2006 14:10 QuietIdiot wrote:
Men can have babies, the fetus is placed somewhere between where the digestive and reproductive system transfers nutrients, and later, the man is given a C-section to give birth to baby. I dunno, but I heard it on some radio awhile ago. Also referred about some laser being able to purify the blood...hmm wacky shit.


article plzT_T
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36399 Posts
January 24 2006 05:21 GMT
#18
it was in that movie with arnold schwarzenegger! it must be true!
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HappyManRun
Profile Joined November 2005
1111 Posts
January 24 2006 07:13 GMT
#19
[image loading]


that's what they look like... it's that little wormy thingie ^^
barely 2cm long :/
I happy, thus I run.
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-24 07:19:41
January 24 2006 07:18 GMT
#20
On January 24 2006 14:15 OverTheUnder wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 24 2006 14:10 QuietIdiot wrote:
Men can have babies, the fetus is placed somewhere between where the digestive and reproductive system transfers nutrients, and later, the man is given a C-section to give birth to baby. I dunno, but I heard it on some radio awhile ago. Also referred about some laser being able to purify the blood...hmm wacky shit.


article plzT_T


http://www.malepregnancy.com/
Best one I could find...doubt it's credibility though :D

And HappyManRun,
ZOMG! Looks alot like coral to me o_O...DAMN!
GeeyoUkNIT
Profile Joined July 2005
434 Posts
January 24 2006 07:37 GMT
#21
On January 24 2006 12:15 IcedEarth wrote:
afk

? were talking about penis fencing not away messages
KaasZerg
Profile Joined November 2005
Netherlands927 Posts
January 24 2006 08:22 GMT
#22
Male pregnancy hasn't been tested for as far as I know. Not even on animals. Probably for good reason. Seahorse males incubate the fertile eggs thats the only example I know. Being both male and female only occurs in simple organisms.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
January 24 2006 09:42 GMT
#23
cuz men can't get pregnant and if you believe men can, you are an idiot.
What are you gonna do? Shit the baby out?...
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OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
January 24 2006 10:56 GMT
#24
On January 24 2006 18:42 SuperJongMan wrote:
cuz men can't get pregnant and if you believe men can, you are an idiot.
What are you gonna do? Shit the baby out?...


Sounds like a good solution for a gay couple who wants a kid;O
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
January 24 2006 10:59 GMT
#25
On January 24 2006 18:42 SuperJongMan wrote:
cuz men can't get pregnant and if you believe men can, you are an idiot.
What are you gonna do? Shit the baby out?...

Yeah. That is the problem why male cant have a baby. No way to get a baby out.
And me, silly me always though it was fucking lack of eggs.
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Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
January 24 2006 11:09 GMT
#26
I think its harder to figure out where to put the baby inside your body than trying to find out where it would come out.
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Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
January 25 2006 11:00 GMT
#27
im in for the penis fencing tourney
Teamliquidian townie
PaeZ
Profile Joined April 2005
Mexico1627 Posts
January 25 2006 11:15 GMT
#28
i want to be vs nightmare then xD
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
January 25 2006 11:47 GMT
#29
we could probably spark more interest if we got Reach or Yellow involved.
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 09 2013 00:01 GMT
#30
The problem with this idea is that since it's a bo1, there is less of a chance that the better player will win. It needs to be at least bo3. I would also support a team proleague format.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
June 09 2013 00:03 GMT
#31
da fuq
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Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
June 09 2013 00:07 GMT
#32
LMFAO THIS NECRO
Names
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada328 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 00:08:04
June 09 2013 00:07 GMT
#33
On June 09 2013 09:01 Chairman Ray wrote:
The problem with this idea is that since it's a bo1, there is less of a chance that the better player will win. It needs to be at least bo3. I would also support a team proleague format.

LOL
Fortis-Et-Fidus
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States119 Posts
June 09 2013 00:07 GMT
#34
omw, some of TL's dark secrets should never be resurrected with a bump, this is one of them d:
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LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10830 Posts
June 09 2013 00:07 GMT
#35
what were you searching for to find this thread...
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Bill Murray
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United States9292 Posts
June 09 2013 00:08 GMT
#36
reverse allkill
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Lmui
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada6223 Posts
June 09 2013 00:10 GMT
#37
Holy shit 6 years. Well done.
HeatEXTEND
Profile Joined October 2012
Netherlands836 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 00:13:10
June 09 2013 00:10 GMT
#38
remember when TL was kewl [image loading]
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Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20255 Posts
June 09 2013 00:12 GMT
#39
All the cool kids necroing threads with their wit
Never Knows Best.
takingbackoj
Profile Joined December 2010
United States684 Posts
June 09 2013 00:13 GMT
#40
I thought Nada's body was about as weird as it gets. I was wrong.
Get the hell outta here Der Beek, your'e ruining my moment.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 09 2013 00:13 GMT
#41
On June 09 2013 09:07 LosingID8 wrote:
what were you searching for to find this thread...


fencing
derpface
Profile Joined October 2012
Sweden925 Posts
June 09 2013 00:14 GMT
#42
hmmmmm weird
gg no re #_< no1 Hydra and Leta fan >_#
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
June 09 2013 00:15 GMT
#43
On June 09 2013 09:13 Chairman Ray wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 09:07 LosingID8 wrote:
what were you searching for to find this thread...


fencing

Yea I bet

I like to play the "Necro or New Weirdo" game when strange looking threads show up. I got this one!
Orangered
Profile Joined June 2013
289 Posts
June 09 2013 00:18 GMT
#44
I had to rub my eyes to check if I was reading it correctly
icystorage
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Jollibee19350 Posts
June 09 2013 00:22 GMT
#45
How does penis fencing hold in competition with underwater basket weaving?
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EngrishTeacher
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Canada1109 Posts
June 09 2013 00:22 GMT
#46
Ahahahahaha dafuq man.

Might be the nostalgia, but TL used to be so much more awesome.
Ghostcom
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark4783 Posts
June 09 2013 00:26 GMT
#47


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