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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 12 2005 14:08 GMT
#181
a derp a doop uh tiddly tum de doop
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
nicetoknowyou15
Profile Joined December 2005
Jamaica185 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-12 15:14:39
December 12 2005 15:13 GMT
#182
Here's my challenge to everyone who is (a) shy (b) afraid of meeting women,
and/or (c) not getting any women, or (d) not getting enough women.

This simple little challenge will (a) eliminate your fear of women, (b)
show you that you don't have to play any tricks to get and have them.

Ready?

Tomorrow, or Saturday, or Sunday, groom and dress yourself real nice.
I'm *not* asking anyone to put on any suits, or ties, or jackets
(unless that is your comfortable style), but rather dress in your own
comfortable, natural way, wearing clean and at least reasonably pressed
clothes. Then drive to the nearest shopping mall/center and walk
around looking and damn near everything. As you're doing so, say "hi"
and give a smile to every woman who passes you by, and who is next to
you, and who is in front of you, or whatever. The smile doesn't have
to be this big cheesy grin, but whatever is your normal, comfortable
way of smiling. {Any kind of smile shows you're not depressed, nor
someone to be afraid of.}

Doing *nothing* else but giving a simple smile and "hi" to everyone,
you come back here on Monday and tell me that not *one* woman stopped
dead in her tracks to say some things to you after you did nothing more
then smile and say "hi".

A simple smile and "hello" to everyone. Cost nothing, takes no time,
won't hurt anyone. Yet I'll bet most of you will *rationalize* out
some reason(s) why you can't do this, and/or it's not good, and/or all
kinds of other things, and then come back here looking for that magical
pill advice, that will bring you all the women you want.

Guess what?

I just gave you the "magical pill" advice. If you can't or won't say
"hi" to everyone with a smile (so they quickly see they have nothing to
be afraid of), NOTHING anyone can give you will work.

Now get out there and prove me wrong. I dare you!
im not drivin fast mdog, im flyin low, zimme?
-DaJ-
Profile Joined April 2004
Switzerland539 Posts
December 12 2005 15:21 GMT
#183
how dare you to dare me?
Dear God, my brilliance is becoming a bit of a burden.
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
December 12 2005 15:44 GMT
#184
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IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
December 12 2005 17:18 GMT
#185
Whoever started this thread, I forgot my most key piece of advice:

Memorize "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones, and sing that in public as loud as you can

Then you will be loved by your countrymen.
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
December 12 2005 17:45 GMT
#186
Even though Tom Jones is Welsh.
IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-12 17:50:15
December 12 2005 17:48 GMT
#187
On December 13 2005 02:45 Smurg wrote:
Even though Tom Jones is Welsh.


I am aware Tom Jones is Welsh...

And he's also the greatest showman in the history of the UNIVERSE!

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, whoaaaaaaa, whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, SHE'S A LADY!
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
December 12 2005 17:52 GMT
#188
You're just jealous because I'm skilled with a bow-staff.
IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-12-12 18:12:16
December 12 2005 18:11 GMT
#189
[image loading]


Owned.
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
collegeBored
Profile Joined November 2002
United States1524 Posts
December 12 2005 19:16 GMT
#190
On December 12 2005 21:22 mitsy wrote:
ok here's my advice for female extroverts.

guys are supposed to be tricking you into having sex with them. why aren't they bothering with you?

A) you look too challenging, too much work
B) they don't even want to have sex with you
C) they're gay nerds

if it's A, be more slutty
if it's B, be more slutty
if it's C, be more slutty somewhere else.

i think that about covers it.

now u might be thinking "no, i want friendship, live life the lovely for the shield battery" or whatever. that's exactly what i'm talking about. what i mean by "tricking u into having sex" is when mens are all friendly, being your friend, "being interested" in what u have to say, liking to be around you, etc. it's a mutal exchange. you get to believe its all care and attention, while he gets u to believe that for sex.

but u have to start this exchange first. seriously. men might not even know this is what they're doing. but anyways. simple. look sluttier. then you'll find being an introvert is much harder, you will be shyly giggling in no time.

also if being sluttier doesnt work. try to be around guys that have consumed some alcohol.

qft.
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html
The stupid neither forgive nor forget, the naive forgive and forget, the wise forgive but never forget.
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
December 12 2005 19:53 GMT
#191
On December 13 2005 04:16 collegeBored wrote:
qft.
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

This is absolutely amazing! Thank you sir
BoY
Profile Joined November 2003
France378 Posts
December 12 2005 20:18 GMT
#192
On November 30 2005 22:05 mnm wrote:
im too quiet and shy. i need help. how do i talk more? how do i make friends? outside of the bw setting i mean..


Theatrical Improvisation
What i like is when you are looking and thinking and looking and thinking...and then suddenly you wake up.
alphaentity
Profile Joined August 2005
United States525 Posts
December 12 2005 20:22 GMT
#193
Ladder theory is pretty funny...surprised you haven't seen it before.
nicetoknowyou15
Profile Joined December 2005
Jamaica185 Posts
December 13 2005 06:16 GMT
#194
The ladder theory is based on what girls SAY that are attracted to/think about relationships.

I guess no one here has realized yet that girls don't know what the hell they want.
im not drivin fast mdog, im flyin low, zimme?
ChoboCop
Profile Joined July 2004
United States954 Posts
December 13 2005 06:23 GMT
#195
"So, you come here often?" Works everytime.
Critical thinking is the intellectually disciplined process of actively and skillfully conceptualizing, applying, analyzing, synthesizing, and/or evaluating information gathered.
IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
December 13 2005 06:51 GMT
#196
The ladder theory was a good read. That explains why
[image loading]
this man always got with Elizabeth!

OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28706 Posts
December 13 2005 07:01 GMT
#197
nicetoknowyou I agree with that but I heard of a guy in new york who got killed cause some boyfriend got pissed cause he perceived him to be flirting with his girlfriend

I tend to smile at mostly everyone who walks past me unless there are too many people tho, guy or girl. makes everyone's day a little bit brighter, including my own. ^_^
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Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
December 13 2005 07:32 GMT
#198
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mitsy
Profile Joined October 2005
United States1792 Posts
December 13 2005 07:39 GMT
#199
yeah seriously. i do my best to not make eye contact with people unless i would actually want to talk to them. too bad people on the internet don't have eyes.
express yourself--madonna
Jim
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden1965 Posts
December 13 2005 08:14 GMT
#200
mitsy got the best advice really. If you want to meet guys. Be more slutty. Its a lock.
To sup with the mighty ones, one must climb the path of daggers.
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