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BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-09-20 12:14:30
February 14 2005 04:13 GMT
#1
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
Sw1tCh
Profile Joined April 2003
United States2005 Posts
February 14 2005 04:15 GMT
#2
Holy long story batman!
[vital]Myth
Profile Joined May 2003
United States588 Posts
February 14 2005 04:23 GMT
#3
On February 14 2005 13:13 BigBalls wrote:
So, my conversation with cooter includes:
1. me telling him im not mad at him for making out with lindsay because it gave me a perfect excuse for when i hook up with lindsay


you mean for when you hook up with kristyn? o_Oa
Thats like makin a soldier drop his weapon, shootin him, then tellin him to get to steppin. Obviously, they came to portion up his fortune. Sounds to me like that ol ROBBERY/EXTORTION.
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
February 14 2005 04:25 GMT
#4
oh shit, yeah, editing
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
February 14 2005 04:27 GMT
#5
nice story... Just to be sure, 'to hook up' means 'to fuck'??

Well, the end of your story somehow reminded me a bit of myself:
I am mad at my girlfriend and I tell her so, she starts to cry making me feel miserable and is then mad at me >_<..

Well, girls tears are powerful weapons :>...
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
February 14 2005 04:29 GMT
#6
Hehe, nice story.

Especially those last words, "be an asshole". :-)
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
February 14 2005 04:33 GMT
#7
Hook up is a very very vague term.

It basically means to do anything with a girl. It could mean everything from a kiss to hardcore fucking. If a guy wants to talk himself up after he kissed a girl he says "oh yeah I hooked up with her last night" while a girl who doesnt want to sound like a slut after a long night of fucking says "yeah, we hooked up a little bit". It's a broad term that shrouds all sexual activity in mystery.

I am of the opinion that making out and hooking up are two entirely different entities, so i differentiate between the two.
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
February 14 2005 04:34 GMT
#8
What an exhilirating story. Anyway, you just need to tell that bitch to chill. God damn.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
February 14 2005 04:35 GMT
#9
That was a very nice story
We want more!!
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
February 14 2005 04:39 GMT
#10
On February 14 2005 13:33 BigBalls wrote:
Hook up is a very very vague term.

It basically means to do anything with a girl. It could mean everything from a kiss to hardcore fucking. If a guy wants to talk himself up after he kissed a girl he says "oh yeah I hooked up with her last night" while a girl who doesnt want to sound like a slut after a long night of fucking says "yeah, we hooked up a little bit". It's a broad term that shrouds all sexual activity in mystery.

I am of the opinion that making out and hooking up are two entirely different entities, so i differentiate between the two.


Okay, thx
I like your writing style...
But honestly, doesn't it suck alot that you aren't allowed to buy beer at the age of 20?! I think that would totally fuck me off
Terross
Profile Joined November 2003
United States878 Posts
February 14 2005 04:47 GMT
#11
Lol, all of bigballs stories keep me entertained good shit if they are real or not i like em!
I am Joe oO;
des
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States507 Posts
February 14 2005 04:50 GMT
#12
BLOG GOGOGO :D:D:D
my larvae bring all the zerg to the yard
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
February 14 2005 04:54 GMT
#13
Just curious, what would happen if Lindsay were to somehow find TL.net and read your stories BigBalls? 0_0 I can see it already. She's perusing through your history menu and innocently stumbles across TeamLiquid.net. Now, being the cock-hungry girl she is, perhaps she becomes interested in a a topic called "BigBalls Story." Oh Boy..
cAtAcLySmIc
Profile Joined July 2004
United States552 Posts
February 14 2005 04:59 GMT
#14
haha good story.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic
MaGnIfIcA
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway2312 Posts
February 14 2005 05:01 GMT
#15
Your storys are always so damn good
Wannabe sMB member yo, so spankable-.-v;;
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
February 14 2005 05:04 GMT
#16
i've found that for girls hook up usually means something like making out, while for a lot of guys it means sex
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
KillerPenguin
Profile Joined June 2004
United States516 Posts
February 14 2005 05:04 GMT
#17
me: "uhhhh i cant see the road"
lindsay: "god, be a little adventurous, besides, its not like im giving you road head or something"
me: "well, if you were giving me road head, i would be able to see the road"


lmao, your stories own, i stayed at work just to read that.
http://www.escapeintolife.com/
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
February 14 2005 05:08 GMT
#18
you being sobe totally fucked up everything, if you were drunk you would fucked the bitch infront of everyone... how cool is that.

I once made out infront of 6 friends, we didnt have sex but i was in boxers and the girl was completely naked, my friends took one of those horns for the stadium and stated chorusing my last name along with the horn...

Now everytime we see each other before they say hi they all start the famous chorus, and everybody ask why they do that, but ofcourse i wont tell
Im back, in pog form!
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
February 14 2005 05:08 GMT
#19
"It got me friday nights with a porno and a bottle of lotion."


I don't use lotion. ^_^
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
February 14 2005 05:10 GMT
#20
Great story dude. Next time include some pictures!!!! seriously tho :D
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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