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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-02-14 11:20:37
February 14 2005 11:18 GMT
#61
On February 14 2005 20:12 dronebabo wrote:
u can remove them with surgery i believe
usually people get it from lifting weights tho


There are supposedly some surgerys that help, but nothing gets rid of them entirely, from what I've read. TT; That sucks. Eventually they're supposed to heal, and become less noticable, but never entirely.

"Laser therapy is another option if you're looking to improve the appearance of stretch marks postpartum. According to the American Society for Dermatologic Surgery, a surgeon will use different types of lasers depending on the color of the stretch marks. One type reduces the color of dark stretch marks and another stimulates the production of pigment-making cells in already faded stretch marks. An even newer type of laser therapy can also be used to stimulate the production of collagen and help restore the skin's elasticity in depressed stretch marks."

There's that and a lotion "As for improving the cosmetic appearance of stretch marks postpartum, a few studies have shown some effect by applying 0.1 percent tretinoin cream (commonly known by the trade name Retin-A) to them. In one study, using this cream reduced the length of the stretch marks by 14 percent and the width by 8 percent. In another study, it decreased the length by 20 percent. Tretinoin cream is most effective if you apply it relatively soon after delivery, while the marks still have their darker pigmentation." Then it goes into stuff about breast feeding, but I figure all stretch marks are the same, so this might work. That's all I could come up with in my google search. I have to be off, now. Ta.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
February 14 2005 11:20 GMT
#62
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dork_of_death!!
Profile Joined September 2004
United States374 Posts
February 14 2005 11:26 GMT
#63
i like bigballs stories....

the last one was better though... although the image of a woman trying to rape someone is quite comical
GG!!!!!!
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
February 14 2005 11:34 GMT
#64
when bigballs goes bald he can weave a toupee from the pubic hairs of his conquests
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
February 14 2005 11:35 GMT
#65
and i realize there's a testie joke in there somewhere
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
lastprobeALIVE
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States975 Posts
February 14 2005 12:04 GMT
#66
I cant see the picture :/
when in doubt DT out
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
February 14 2005 12:18 GMT
#67
On February 14 2005 20:12 SickofLife wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 14 2005 20:09 BigBalls wrote:
dude, i better loook horrible, i went through a fucking train wreck before that

that was when i actually managed to get my pants on and the beater halfway on again


You look like you have some shit running out of your nose, but I guess if she was all over you that's her saliva on your face. Post a normal pic of yourself, and not the WCG one, or the gun shooting one, man. We need to know what these people you speak of look like, in great detail. Don't ask why.


i dunno wtf that is coming out of my nose, i assumed it was a bug in the photo

i look like guy pearce in the photograph after he just killed the guy who murdered his wife in memento. i look so fucked up lol

well, ill find some pics of the people haha
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
February 14 2005 12:19 GMT
#68
and i aint gettin surgery for some stupid fucking stretch marks
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
ky[Z]
Profile Joined January 2003
China1730 Posts
February 14 2005 12:22 GMT
#69
hahah good story.
Terran is SOoOo over-powered~!! Especially in TvT~!
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
February 14 2005 12:37 GMT
#70
On February 14 2005 21:22 ky[Z] wrote:
hahah good story.


Yeah even tho i feel kinda bad for him like almost raped infront of all those people.
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
Resse
Profile Joined December 2004
307 Posts
February 14 2005 12:44 GMT
#71
Wow someone on a forum who actually has stories like me.. haha good job.
EchoOfRain
Profile Joined November 2004
United States516 Posts
February 14 2005 13:07 GMT
#72
bigballs if youre gonna date sluts you should keep them away from people
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Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
February 14 2005 13:25 GMT
#73
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Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
February 14 2005 13:26 GMT
#74
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BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
February 14 2005 13:33 GMT
#75
i look retarded in the picture


just find me with a blow up doll i look happy there
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
February 14 2005 13:37 GMT
#76
[image loading]


theres a good one
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
February 14 2005 13:39 GMT
#77
Gladiator DVD. Nice.
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
February 14 2005 13:40 GMT
#78
is that zoolander? thats fucking embarassing lol
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
February 14 2005 14:17 GMT
#79
full metal jacket > gladiator

nice story, like the other 6
keep it coming man
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MaGnIfIcA
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway2312 Posts
February 14 2005 14:18 GMT
#80
Lindsay was pretty good looking, you should try to mix out whatever shes drinking next time so you can have a good time later on
Wannabe sMB member yo, so spankable-.-v;;
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