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Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
February 14 2005 14:27 GMT
#81
BigBalls, I may be the most paranoid and xenophobic of people, but when you kiss Lindsy, do you not sometimes wonder if you are indeed kissing someone else's hairy cock?

Honestly, from what I've read about how this girl acts, I don't know how you could openly be her fuck-buddy. She sounds like the kind of girl you fuck and not tell anyone about, not because she's ugly, but because she's a walking STD laboratory.
Zerius[TPR]
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1633 Posts
February 14 2005 15:09 GMT
#82
tl;dr

but... congrats on having sex, i guess?
where from you, circus?
MoogleSATx
Profile Joined December 2004
United States439 Posts
February 14 2005 15:29 GMT
#83
ROFL good shtufff

Pics!?
I can beat you one handed
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
February 14 2005 16:30 GMT
#84
The moral of this story? There are a few.


There are? I couldn't find a shred of morality in the story -_-
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
February 14 2005 16:39 GMT
#85
On February 15 2005 01:30 MoltkeWarding wrote:
Show nested quote +
The moral of this story? There are a few.


There are? I couldn't find a shred of morality in the story -_-


mor·al
n.

1. The lesson or principle contained in or taught by a fable, a story, or an event.
2. A concisely expressed precept or general truth; a maxim.
3. morals Rules or habits of conduct, especially of sexual conduct, with reference to standards of right and wrong: a person of loose morals; a decline in the public morals.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Casper...
Profile Joined October 2002
Liberia4948 Posts
February 14 2005 16:56 GMT
#86
wtf there's no way in hell anyone turns down sex with that blonde
JAM THE FUCKER!
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
February 14 2005 20:14 GMT
#87
Compelling story as usual BigBalls.
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
Resonate
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8402 Posts
February 14 2005 20:44 GMT
#88
hahah good story!
Memory lane in nice
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
February 14 2005 23:06 GMT
#89
On February 14 2005 23:27 Rayzorblade wrote:
BigBalls, I may be the most paranoid and xenophobic of people, but when you kiss Lindsy, do you not sometimes wonder if you are indeed kissing someone else's hairy cock?

Honestly, from what I've read about how this girl acts, I don't know how you could openly be her fuck-buddy. She sounds like the kind of girl you fuck and not tell anyone about, not because she's ugly, but because she's a walking STD laboratory.


haha, i thought about that, but nah, shes not. the girl is surprisingly really honest. she really is like the best girl ever to date BESIDES the fact that she has seaworld and all its wildlife living inside of her.
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
February 14 2005 23:07 GMT
#90
On February 15 2005 01:39 BroOd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 15 2005 01:30 MoltkeWarding wrote:
The moral of this story? There are a few.


There are? I couldn't find a shred of morality in the story -_-


mor·al
n.

1. The lesson or principle contained in or taught by a fable, a story, or an event.
2. A concisely expressed precept or general truth; a maxim.
3. morals Rules or habits of conduct, especially of sexual conduct, with reference to standards of right and wrong: a person of loose morals; a decline in the public morals.


haha, i have a soft spot in my heart for puns
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
amoeba
Profile Joined October 2004
United States283 Posts
February 15 2005 00:48 GMT
#91
do you by chance live in Austin?

BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
February 15 2005 01:17 GMT
#92
no, live in new jersey, go to school at university of richmond in virginia
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
Fayth[pG]
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada1093 Posts
February 15 2005 02:24 GMT
#93
On February 15 2005 01:56 Casper... wrote:
wtf there's no way in hell anyone turns down sex with that blonde

get ur dick down boy !
oOa
squeakmaster
Profile Joined January 2005
Jamaica81 Posts
February 15 2005 04:12 GMT
#94
nice story man. im slacking off during my comp class just to read it
afk, tornado
choader
Profile Joined June 2003
United States487 Posts
February 15 2005 05:16 GMT
#95
Yeah, I'm supposed to be doing a C Lit (giggle) paper right now, but I read this instead.

I'm pretty sure Balls is the idol of the collective TL community.
Failure by design.
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
February 15 2005 05:33 GMT
#96
i got a good story for next week, still havent told it, it was about my new years eve
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
TheGreenBeret
Profile Joined June 2004
United Kingdom548 Posts
February 15 2005 05:57 GMT
#97
Moral of story: drunk girls are good shagging practice.
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