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Karis Vas Ryaar
United States4396 Posts
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Acrofales
Spain17201 Posts
On October 04 2017 12:12 Karis Vas Ryaar wrote: If you own a book store and a famous author comes in and starts signing all his books that are in the store can you have him arrested for anything? Vandalism? I think you can phone the police and claim vandalism, yeah. But lets face it, it's going to be hard to claim damages when the value of the books increased because he signed them. However, the police will probably force him to stop. | ||
Simberto
Germany11037 Posts
Obviously silly though. | ||
merz
Sweden2760 Posts
On October 03 2017 06:39 Draconicfire wrote: 9 - 5 is just a popular saying for the typical time to be at work. Whether or not you have a paid lunch hour (in which case you're working 7 hours, but still "at work" for 8) or not isn't really important. It's just a typical 8 hour chunk where a lot of people work. Interesting. In Sweden you work 8 - 5 (there are of course variations to this). 12-1 is lunch but not paid by your employer meaing you are required to work 8 - 12, 1-5 (=8 hours). So "Working 9 - 5" meaning "Working 8 hours" is simply not true then. | ||
Epishade
United States2267 Posts
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GreenHorizons
United States21795 Posts
On October 05 2017 04:39 Epishade wrote: If I want to get drunk without drinking, can I pour some alcohol in a syringe and inject it right into my bloodstream? Will I pass a breathalyzer test if I do that? You probably have an hour or so to pass the breathalyzer, but you may also drop dead if you didn't account for your liver not processing any of the alcohol before entering your blood stream. I'd suggest butt chugging a beer first. | ||
Artisreal
Germany9227 Posts
Though seriously this is incredibly dangerous don't do it you can't puke out the alcohol from your blood stream. | ||
Epishade
United States2267 Posts
On October 05 2017 04:58 Artisreal wrote: Dann gh, i wanted to suggest a rectal vodka bottle. Though seriously this is incredibly dangerous don't do it you can't puke out the alcohol from your blood stream. It's ok, I'll just try it with a little bud light first before I try it with actual beer. | ||
Dangermousecatdog
United Kingdom7084 Posts
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Artisreal
Germany9227 Posts
On October 05 2017 06:16 Dangermousecatdog wrote: Don't drive whilst drunk. Please. Seriously. I second this imperative. Don't endanger others. | ||
Epishade
United States2267 Posts
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Artisreal
Germany9227 Posts
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Ghostcom
Denmark4776 Posts
However, there are a couple of issues with injecting alcohol (and by-passing the first-pass metabolism of the liver is really a secondary concern here). The biggest issue you'll face is that alcohol is toxic and it'll cause inflammation with a high risk of clotting in whichever vein you inject. So for it to work and not kill yourself in the process you have to find a very large vein and inject only very small quantities at a time. | ||
JimmiC
Canada22817 Posts
On October 05 2017 14:12 Artisreal wrote: Well if you want to pass a breather test... The connection isn't that far off The joke is he is looking to fly not drive now. Might not be your taste in humor but at least you guys can not worry that he is looking to drink and drive. Also the only logical reason to inject or butt chug is clearly to save money | ||
Dangermousecatdog
United Kingdom7084 Posts
Most airline pilots would never be asked to pass a breather test before flight btw. Or need to save money by injecting alcohol. | ||
Mr. Wiggles
Canada5894 Posts
On October 05 2017 09:13 Epishade wrote: Where did I ever say I was going to drive? As a commercial airline pilot I'm a bit offended that you thought I would do this while driving! At least try to keep your altitude low. I'd hate to see someone flying high and drunk at the same time. | ||
AbouSV
Germany1278 Posts
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Dangermousecatdog
United Kingdom7084 Posts
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Karis Vas Ryaar
United States4396 Posts
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heyitsMiro
83 Posts
On October 05 2017 04:39 Epishade wrote: If I want to get drunk without drinking, can I pour some alcohol in a syringe and inject it right into my bloodstream? Will I pass a breathalyzer test if I do that? No you won't. As alcohol travels through your bloodstream, it eventually ends up in your lungs. When you exhale, that's what breathalyzers are testing - it doesn't rely on what is in your mouth. If you inject, or use any other method (I'm not creative), it will travel through your blood, and your lungs, and then be exhaled. You'd fail either way. edit: I see Ghostcom mentioned this already. Dang. ;( | ||
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