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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45027 Posts
December 07 2013 07:17 GMT
#181
On December 07 2013 11:49 Zambrah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 07 2013 11:41 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On December 07 2013 11:29 Zambrah wrote:
Whats the best Hogwarts house


That's an easy one.



I love you.


<3

It would never work between us though.

The sorting hat told me so.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
GtC
Profile Joined August 2013
United States546 Posts
December 07 2013 07:22 GMT
#182
On December 07 2013 11:26 Millitron wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 07 2013 07:57 iVLosK! wrote:
On December 07 2013 03:41 Hryul wrote:
On December 05 2013 23:21 SC2Toastie wrote:
Would it ever be possible within my life time (give it 80 years, be optimistic) to ever see something close to a Zergling via genetical mutation (given there's no ethical limits by the masses)?

Unlikely. Or better: definde "zergling"

You sure can breed animals that are super fast and withstand bullets from current assault rifles. This is b/c they are designed to neutralize humans and humans are relatively fragile. So current logic is to decrease caliber/impact for more ammo. The more you shoot the more likely you hit.

so you can "armor" them in an appropriate way and send them on the field.

The problem though is that you can change the caliber/impact more easily than your breeding and there will come a point where you end up with something like a rhino instead of a cheetah b/c the armor actually weights something.

plus machine guns are super effective.

The real problem I see with this comes from something else: How to lead your zerglings if you don't have a telepathic overmind and how do you deal with tanks?

I have a hard time seeing anything on an animal that suited at breaking through tank armor that you can't put on the tank as armor. And more because a tank has a diesel engine behind it.

Did you just pull this entire thing out of your ass? There aren't very many animals that are just going to shrug off a modern day rifle calibre. And those that can are not particularly fast. If there was some ultra-fast creature that was resistant to our weapons we would live every day in fear of it.

Assault rifles being effective on humans is not because humans are fragile, you don't get to the top of the food chain by being fragile. The modern NATO 5.56 round is designed to maim, not kill. Because when you maim a soldier you remove him and the two men that have to carry him to safety from the equation.

Also, you can't just breed armor into a species. This isn't fucking Spore. Evolution occurs over millennia and you can't just add a turtle shell onto a lion to see what would happen.

What the fuck is all this, even?

You could with genetic engineering. You've seen those rats with human ears growing on them right?


Believe it or not, those mice are not actually genetically engineered.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacanti_mouse
The Turtle Moves
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
December 07 2013 11:30 GMT
#183
On December 07 2013 14:39 Millitron wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 07 2013 13:28 ninazerg wrote:
On December 07 2013 04:05 Ettick wrote:
Was it predetermined for this thread to have been made or was it made according to the OP's free will?


Predestination for sure. His environment, upbringing, socio-economic status and various smaller variables led to the inevitable posting of this thread.

On December 07 2013 07:19 Orcasgt24 wrote:
If I go to Japan will I have a increased chance at developing mutant powers?


Yes, but you may be at an increased risk for cancer, bone-marrow loss, and radiation sickness. The long-term affects can lead to genetic mutations, but these mutations are seldom utilizable by the individual suffering from them to be expressed as a "power".

On December 07 2013 11:29 Zambrah wrote:
Whats the best Hogwarts house


I hate to say it, but Gryffindor is definitely the most influential house within Hogwarts by far, having the legendary Harry Potter within their ranks. The least popular house may actually be Hufflepuff, according to factmonster.

This simply isn't true. Unless you go into Fukushima and drink straight from the reactor leak itself or permanently move nearby, the increased radiation is negligible. Simply visiting Japan is nowhere near enough exposure to cause any issues. If it were, they'd have to evacuate the whole country wouldn't they?


Well, if your country was "Japan", I'd say hey maybe you're right. But you're not. You're just a big PHONY. Nevertheless, note that I say "you MAY be at risk", because I am an official legal expert who thinks of this shit in advance. Now get out of my office.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
icystorage
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Jollibee19350 Posts
December 07 2013 12:05 GMT
#184


phony!!


how can you prove that we are not in the matrix?
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Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
December 07 2013 13:06 GMT
#185
On December 07 2013 20:30 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 07 2013 14:39 Millitron wrote:
On December 07 2013 13:28 ninazerg wrote:
On December 07 2013 04:05 Ettick wrote:
Was it predetermined for this thread to have been made or was it made according to the OP's free will?


Predestination for sure. His environment, upbringing, socio-economic status and various smaller variables led to the inevitable posting of this thread.

On December 07 2013 07:19 Orcasgt24 wrote:
If I go to Japan will I have a increased chance at developing mutant powers?


Yes, but you may be at an increased risk for cancer, bone-marrow loss, and radiation sickness. The long-term affects can lead to genetic mutations, but these mutations are seldom utilizable by the individual suffering from them to be expressed as a "power".

On December 07 2013 11:29 Zambrah wrote:
Whats the best Hogwarts house


I hate to say it, but Gryffindor is definitely the most influential house within Hogwarts by far, having the legendary Harry Potter within their ranks. The least popular house may actually be Hufflepuff, according to factmonster.

This simply isn't true. Unless you go into Fukushima and drink straight from the reactor leak itself or permanently move nearby, the increased radiation is negligible. Simply visiting Japan is nowhere near enough exposure to cause any issues. If it were, they'd have to evacuate the whole country wouldn't they?


Well, if your country was "Japan", I'd say hey maybe you're right. But you're not. You're just a big PHONY. Nevertheless, note that I say "you MAY be at risk", because I am an official legal expert who thinks of this shit in advance. Now get out of my office.

I noticed the "may".

Which is why I didn't bother replying. Adding the "may" makes the statement almost completely empty of meaning. I can say that essentially whatever "may" be true. If I go to Chile I may get eaten by a polarbear. True. If I go to US, I may turn into a badger. True. None of them are likely, and most would argue that the possibility is so slim that it is reallly not wort the time to worry. Nonetheless, it is impossible for anyone to mathematically exactly 100% prove that it cannot happen. Thus they "may" happen.

So in that context, it is safe to say that if I go to Japan, I may have higher risk of getting cancer. And also, the chances of getting superpower mutants may be higher.

Now to a more relevant question: if I go to Japan, will my risk off getting cancer increase so much that I need to bother?
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
December 07 2013 13:15 GMT
#186
Are we allowed to answer stupid questions with stupid answers?
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45027 Posts
December 07 2013 13:41 GMT
#187
On December 07 2013 22:15 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Are we allowed to answer stupid questions with stupid answers?


Potato.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18113 Posts
December 07 2013 13:45 GMT
#188
On December 07 2013 22:41 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 07 2013 22:15 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Are we allowed to answer stupid questions with stupid answers?


Potato.

Wrong. It's clearly shoelaces.
frogrubdown
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
1266 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-07 13:52:19
December 07 2013 13:51 GMT
#189
On December 07 2013 21:05 icystorage wrote:


how can you prove that we are not in the matrix?


Here is a hand. Here is another hand.

Therefore, an external world exists.

Therefore, we are not in the matrix.
NukeD
Profile Joined October 2010
Croatia1612 Posts
December 07 2013 13:59 GMT
#190
Is Thanksgiving a thanks to the turkeys? Wiki article is too long.
sorry for dem one liners
NukeD
Profile Joined October 2010
Croatia1612 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-07 14:06:55
December 07 2013 14:05 GMT
#191
Is it possible to prove that you dont die if you teleport yourself? As in the teleported you wont be just a perfect clone?

Why are gamers obsessed with cats and zombies?
sorry for dem one liners
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
December 07 2013 14:05 GMT
#192
On December 07 2013 22:59 NukeD wrote:
Is Thanksgiving a thanks to the turkeys? Wiki article is too long.

Nahh its giving thanks for gullible natives and smallpox
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45027 Posts
December 07 2013 16:29 GMT
#193
On December 07 2013 23:05 NukeD wrote:
Is it possible to prove that you dont die if you teleport yourself? As in the teleported you wont be just a perfect clone?


No, but it is possible to claim that you watch The Big Bang Theory.

"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
December 07 2013 16:36 GMT
#194
How many stupid questions can we ask?
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
frogrubdown
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
1266 Posts
December 07 2013 16:50 GMT
#195
On December 07 2013 23:05 NukeD wrote:
Is it possible to prove that you dont die if you teleport yourself? As in the teleported you wont be just a perfect clone?


If you're genuinely interested in this issue, Derek Parfit has a nice treatment. His fullest statement is in chapters 10-15 of Reasons and Persons, but you can find something shorter (and bizarrely formatted) here:

Personal Identity
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
December 07 2013 17:03 GMT
#196
Which chess piece has the most occurrences of being bit?
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
dangthatsright
Profile Joined July 2011
1160 Posts
December 07 2013 17:03 GMT
#197
On December 08 2013 01:36 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
How many stupid questions can we ask?

one more than the number of stupid questions we can ask
HeatEXTEND
Profile Joined October 2012
Netherlands836 Posts
December 07 2013 18:00 GMT
#198
On December 07 2013 23:05 NukeD wrote:
Is it possible to prove that you dont die if you teleport yourself? As in the teleported you wont be just a perfect clone?

Why are gamers obsessed with cats and zombies?


Cats like to watch you play games which is awesome and zombie girls are ez.
knuckle
Toadesstern
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany16350 Posts
December 07 2013 18:21 GMT
#199
On December 07 2013 23:05 NukeD wrote:
Is it possible to prove that you dont die if you teleport yourself? As in the teleported you wont be just a perfect clone?

Why are gamers obsessed with cats and zombies?


Pretty sure people on the net like cats (as opposed to dogs) because you have to go for a walk with dogs and all that while cats just do their own thing, which just so happens to overlap with a nerds increased affinity to not go outside.

Follow up question, are catgirls a thing because people are obsessed with cats or is it the other way around?
<Elem> >toad in charge of judging lewdness <Elem> how bad can it be <Elem> also wew, that is actually p lewd.
wingpawn
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
Poland1342 Posts
December 07 2013 18:36 GMT
#200
On December 07 2013 23:05 NukeD wrote:
Follow up question, are catgirls a thing because people are obsessed with cats or is it the other way around?

Catgirls are a thing because men are obsessed with pussies.
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