The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 94

FUCK SUCKING AT EVERYTHING YOU DO

I did something incredibly dangerous a few weeks ago and lived to tell the tale! Not really letting off steam, but I am very happy to be alive. :D

Fuck, really? What is it with nerd boys and getting attached to the first girl who pays them attention? I can't go to a BarCraft and watch GSL in peace - you have to ask me out, even though you know my last relationship fell apart in pretty much the most horrible way possible, and now I have to be the one who makes things awkward by saying, fuck, no, I have no faith in humankind, you really don't want to date me. You couldn't have just left me alone, ffs?

video games.

Fuck all you ladder noobs. Your allin fails so terribly, and you BM me. Fuck you. l2p before qq-ing so much.

And fuck you, all you whiners. You think protoss is easy? Try using sentries. 1 mess up and those fucking marines/zerglings are all over your army, which has a million hp but zero dps, and watch them melt. You think HTs are OP? Try using them. They walk so fucking slow, giving even more problems to a toss ball which walks at FOUR different speeds. So hard to ensure that they're in a good position. Randomly engage, and the HTs are still chilling at the back of your army, and then get stomped.

Fuck you, all you BW fanboys. You think flash is invincible? Welcome to SC2. Flash is not god, he's just a human who isn't infallible. Think all the BW pros will come dominate in SC2? Think again. Look at Forgg. He was hyped as hell, saying he's gonna crush code S, and then what happens? He gets roflstomped in code S TWICE! All your 'good mechanics' can't save you. And then you try to argue your way by saying that he's not a top tier BW pro? Fuck you. How many excuses are you gonna give.

Just got a fucking 53 on my calc 2 test on infinite series. Didn't study, didn't do any of the homework.

So I sit down at the table and immediately notice a total donkey (read: retard) playing donkey (read: retarded) poker. I take a seat behind him and buy in for a grand just to make sure I've always got him covered.

I raise him in position, QK. Flop comes Q97. He checks, I bet enough to commit him to the pot. This moron calls my large raise. Turn comes A and he turns over AJ. Whatever, the fish got lucky one hand.

I raise him in position again with AQ. Donkey calls OOP. Board comes QT4, two clubs. I bet the pot, donkey calls. Third club comes. I bet the pot again. Donkey calls. River a fourth club. Donkey checks, I check. He flips over 99, with a single club. Donkey sucks out another pot off me.

At this point I'm getting a little flustered. Some nit raises and I call with 86 clubs. Miracle flop hits. 5Q7 with two clubs. I've got 15 outs, the mathematical favorite to any pair. Nit raises $80, I shove him all in. Nit calls with a pair of aces and I miss the turn and river and lose another $300 or so.

Final hand of the day. Donkey min raises, I pop it up $50 more with AK. Donkey calls. Flop comes 237. Donkey goes all in. I know he's on one pair and I'm down to less than $120, so I am forced to call with the pot odds being offered. Miss turn and river, busto. Donkey shows 99. At this point I want to berate him, tell him what a retard he is for calling a 3bet OOP with 99 and assuming he's still good, when I was likely raising with TT, JJ, QQ, KK, or AA. Hell, even against AK, AQ, AJ, AT, KQ, KJ, etc etc he's at best a coin flip and out of position. Instead I calmly get up and leave before I lose it.

Long story short, TL;DR, I make excellent decisions hand after hand, street after street, my opponents make absolutely shit decisions all game long, and somehow I lose a grand to these retards (read: donkeys). I don't know why I'm so fucking unlucky at this game and how players who play like such shit can walk away with my money again and again because I'm consistently unlucky. I've studied the game for years and read dozens of books and I understand it and they have no fucking clue what they are doing at a table but the card gods give them exactly what they need. In half an hour I lose a weeks worth of winnings playing GOOD poker. Fuck this game.

Why the fuck do I always get sick around finals. Honestly body, WTF, I've got everything on the line right now and all you're doing is deciding to shit all over me. Fuck you

Never get involved with someone you work with. NEVER. When it ends, especially when it's on their terms entirely, it's hell.

I hate the way she acts totally normal around me and chats to me like we're friends. We're not friends. I can't be your friend. Did I mean so little to you that you can just switch from being 'in love' to acting like I'm just another guy you work with? I miss you every day but I'm getting over it, and you just smile and say hi and make jokes like it's nothing, like I was nothing, and in my head I'm going FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU why can't you just let there be an awkward silence like a normal person? I would deal with that so much easier.

But at the same time I don't wanna say that because I don't wanna be a DICK. So yeah when you go 'hey you're wearing that shirt I bought you I thought you hated it' I just go 'well at first I was thinking about burning it haha! We're such pals that we can joke about our messy breakup that broke my heart only a few weeks ago hahaha.'
Ah well made my own bed now to lie in it. ALOOOOONE.
Steam let off.

this game is so fucking retarded even the worst players on the face of this planet can still win just by picking protss and a-moving what a fucking joke fuck you blizzard

It's been too long. Fuck me. I've locked the cat out the room and it's time to fucking say it. Why oh why does shit have to be so complicated. Fuck. Every time I've tried to make a move for myself in this world, it seems to have bitten me in the ass. Then I just look back and think how much better things would have been if I'd just done the right thing. I am so quick to second guess myself I fucking hate it.

Angry at the world sometimes because of such an emphasis on status, high rank and power/money. Not so much on happiness. Sometimes its hard to resist and not get pulled into slaving yourself away for other's opinions (status).

I fucking give in; TvP late game is a fucking massive uphill struggle to the point that I don't remember the last time I won a game during it. Literally, it's been months. On a basic level, what the fuck do I make that doesn't die to colossus templar archon chargelot armies that doesn't require insanely imbalanced micro skewed against me. And what the fuck do I do when his impossible to kill mega dick ball is rolling around and he's popping bases everywhere and everytime I try to drop or harrass one he just fucking warps in 10 zealots. And the front heavy production of warp in means that after every engagement I am basically fucked in the arse.
Spread, EMP, stim, kite, fingers working to the fucking bone.
Feedback feedback feedback storm storm a move.

FUCK WHY IS THIS SO HARD.

FUCKING PROTOSS SCUM KNOWN AS CHEESEKING ON SEA LADDER IS TOP 16! HE DOES A FUCKING CANON RUSH WIHCH I DEFEND PERFECTLY TAKING NO DMG AND CONTINUING WITH A SLIGHTLY DELAYED 1 RAX EXPO! I GO TO HIS BASE AND KILL A PYLON, GATEWAY AND 7 PROBES OR SOMETHING (WHICH HE USES TO TRY AND KILL MY MARINES BEFORE I GET HIS CYBE CORE! I DO A STANDARD BUILD GET MEDIS, DROP ALL IN HIS BASE EXPECTING AN EZ WIN BECAUSE OF EVERYTHING I DID TO HIM - MIND YOU MY THIRD CC IS READY AND I BEGAN LIFTING IT OVER TO MY THIRD. THEN, I HEAR THE DEATHLY SLASH OF A DT, FIND MY MINERAL IS DECEASED, MY ARMY IS BEING SPLIT INTO ARMS AND LEGS (BLOOD SPLURGING FROM THEIR STAINED REMNENTS). MY CC'S ALL DOWN TO HALF HEALTH, NO SCANS BECAUSE IM A FUCKING GOOD PLAYER AND DROP MULES ON TIME TO KEEP MY ECO UP WITH OTHER RACES. THERE IS LITERALLY 3 DTS THAT KILLED MY ARMY, 4 DTS KILLING EVERYTHING ELSSE IN MY BASE. NOTHING THE FUCK I CAN DO. BLIZZARD, FFS. WHY DO BOTH ZERG AND PROTOSS GET STATIONARY DEFENCE? A FUCKING CUNT-ASS BUNKER DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE YOU NEED FUCKING UNITS FOR IT TO DO ANYTHING AND ITS STILL SHIT AS HELL. I WANNA FUCKING TURRET RUSH SOMEONE, WHY CANT THAT KILL SHIT ON THE GROUND???!?!!?! FUCK THE FUCK OUT OF THIS STUPID FUCKING MOTHER-FUCKING CUNT EXCUSE FOR A FUCKED UP GAME THAT ONLY FUCKS WITH PEOPLE BECAUSE TERRAN HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT FUCKING EVERY-LITTLE THING IN THIS FUCKING GAME. PROTOSS AND ZERG ARE BOTH FUCKING EZ PZ BECAUSE QUEENS HAVE AN INFINITE RANGE NOW WITH THEIR STUPID BALANCE UP-FUCKING-DATE AND PROTOSS HAVE GOD-FORBIDDEN FUCKTARDED SENTRIES WHICH COUNTER THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYTHING. TERRAN ONLY HAVE BUNKERS WHICH ARE NULLIFIED BY NOOBILY PLACED FORCEFIELDS AND THEN RAN OVER BY AN A-MOVING PROTOSS CUNT OF AN ARMY. FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK THIS GAME