The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 73

I have no fucking idea how to play ZvP. I was so frustrated I switched to P for a while and I die to almost everything in PvZ too... (btw PvT seems kinda easy ^^) I think I really dont get this matchup. I checked sc2 gears and my win ratio in ZvP in season 4 is 19% t.t (btw in season 3 it was my best matchup with 65% win rate)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I CAN'T STAND LIVING WITH MY ROOMMATE ANYMORE. HER BOYFRIEND IS CONSTANTLY HERE TAKING HIS FUCKING CLOTHES OFF. No seriously he literally just stripped down in front of me and jumped in her bed. It's pretty disrespectful. He just constantly walks in without even knocking. WHAT IF I'M NAKED?!!?! I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW UGH. THIS IS MY GODDAMN ROOM TOO. ALSO HE NEEDS TO STOP EATING ALL OF OUR FUCKING FOOD AND LEAVING DIRTY DISHES EVERYWHERE. ROARRRR.

ok I feel better now.

edit: decided I'll just take my clothes off too and make things awk.

FUCK THE NEW YOUTUBE DESIGN! I CANT STAND FUCKING STUPID "IMPROVEMENTS" TO WEBSITES AND PROGRAMS ANYMORE! FIREFOX SKYPE GOOGLEMAIL AND NOW YOUTUBE EVERYTHING ONLY GETS SHITTIER AND SHITTIER FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD

I fucking hate SC2.

Full of so many little bitches. I played for about 6 hours yesterday and ran into 2 base all ins, bull shit strats, cheeses, and every fucking piece of shit strat that isn't a macro game.

I managed to climb about 20 ranks still. But fuck. Heres some games I remember:

How about a Zerg who makes nothing but 30+mutas and 1230923495845968 lings? Makes total fucking sense that I need an army comp of so much AoE to beat 2 fucking units.

Oh, and then how about a bitch Terran that 1 base drops my natural as I'm setting up a DT expand? Snipes my Nexus since I didn't have enough units at the time and then of course since Terrans only need to fucking turtle, he wins the game by setting up 2 turrets.

And then there was the never ending shit-storm of PvP. God, fuck that matchup. I hadn't played in at least 3 months, but I heard it got better. Nope. Cannon rushes, proxy gates, 4 gates, stupid typical shit you could expect in PvP.

Oh and then theres the randoms that somehow get into Diamond and decide to pick Tal'darim as a map. Too bad I have no fucking clue if I should wall off or not. 2 times I find him and hes a Zerg I just left the game because I wasn't in the mood to put up with 3495034905345 lings running into my probe line because this tool won't play a fucking macro game.

So glad the times I actually went for 2 base Colossi vZ actually paid off. Attacked at the perfect time to be greeted by 24 mutas, which I proceeded to shit on because I had 30+ Stalkers and 6-8 Sentries. Fuck you little bitch Zergs that go with mass muta. Most retarded thing in this game.

Oh and another Terran that just wants to do nothing but turtle. Marine/Banshee/Thor. Fucked up his ground army but of course he gets my fucking observer and he gets to herrderr click C and a-move banshees. Tried to switch into Templar but nope, he has about 4 ports pumping out Banshees. Fuck, those thing need reduced DPS 24 damage in 1.2 secs? FUCK that.

Its so pathetic. People are so fucking pathetic. No one wants to play a legitimate macro game and just wants to cheese or do some stupid ass strat. Fuck this game, probably done playing it. Can't make it into Masters with all these little bitches doing such stupid shit.

jesus fucking christ colossus are so OP. just sit on two base double robo six colossus and nothing on the ground for zerg can do anything. they also let toss take fast third so easily my god i hate this unit.

why do I keep getting attacked by dragons? seriously every time I just want to talk to someone in peace some bitch ass dragon comes in and starts blasting his dumb ass fire or ice breath like PFFFFFFFFF im guna burn yal just fuck off dragon, I dont need your damn bones and youre no match for me anyways the only thing you will accomplish is annoy me and bug out quests like the damn girl at the winterhold college that shows me around the college then a bitch ass dragon idiot fool fucks up her ai and she doesnt show me around anymore and I cant progress FUUUU !

So I get back into Broodwar for the first time in about maybe 4 months of not playing (even then I was at D level). I start playing Terran (I used to play Zerg), and I'm losing about 90% of the fucking time, which is FUCKING FRUSTRATING but I accept it because I'm just getting back into the game. Sometimes I just lose to goon busts, othertimes I push out and my push gets obliterated except for the odd time where I actually push at the correct time and win. Fine. So naturally I'm checking liquipedia and trying out the most standard build orders, usually trying to 1 rax expand against zerg and Protoss. So I get on fucking ICCUP today and, as most days, most of my games are against Protoss because apparently that's the go-to race for really shitty awful players that don't know how to do anything but cheese all day. Of course I'm trying to play 1-rax expand most of these games because I want to get better, but noooooo, you have to fucking DT rush me like a fucking bitch. Seriously, fuck you Protoss players who sit on ICCUP and just DT rush all day. You guys are seriously awful, and I mean BAD, like worse than me and I pretty much just started playing Terran. Seriously I got DT rushed like 3 fucking times today. I'm trying to play a GODDAMN macro game and get better and these fucking players just make fucking DT's all day. Yea, that definitely takes a lot of skill. Maybe I should switch to Protoss so I can rush to DT's and auto-win.

I'm sitting through Mortal Kombat matches waiting for them to get to games that don't suck ass

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FUCK ROACHES

fuck finals.

fuck groups where your partners don't do shit.

fuck people in general. I just want to sleep all month...

I fucking hate mutalisks. How did it seriously take zerg so long to figure out that if you make infinity fucking spine crawlers at the front of your natural, you can make nothing but mutas because I CAN NEVER ATTACK YOU. meanwhile you keep throwing lings away trying to kill my third or go into my main and i dont lose a SINGLE PROBE and hold you off, get blink, upgrades, archons and when i attack you you win anyway becuase you base trade me with your 50 mutas? O HERP I CANT BEAT YOUR ARMY SO ILL JUST RUN IT INTO YOUR BASE AND SEND MY DRONES ALL OVER THE MAP, HAVE FUN HUNTING MY HATCHERIES BECAUSE IM FLOATING 1500 MINERALS AND CANT MACRO, BUT I'll WIN ANYWAY BECAUSE PROTOSS CANT ACTUALLY DEFEND AGAINST MUTAS AND ATTACK AT THE SAME TIME AND ALL MY UNITS ARE TWICE AS FAST AS YOURS.

Fucking jokes.

I'm so fucking frustrated, trying to get into masters league. I was #2 in my division, playing masters ~85% of the time this whole weekend, and I played about 6 hours every day. Then these last two days I win a grand total of 7 out of 22 games. Fucking great, now I have to win a fuckton more just to get back to where I was. I just want to be fucking masters already. I play so much more than everyone else, yet I still cannot just pass over that stupid ass magical line. While I'm at it, FUCK PROTOSS. So many fucking strong ass all ins I have to defend, and ridiculously powerful late game when they get 3+ bases. Fuck all you faggots that think you're better than me because you play that fucking ez mode amove race, while I have to micro my heart out just to fucking pull even. And then you warp in those fucking 15 chargelots before I can actually do damage. You pricks don't know how fucking annoying it is having to EMP the right targets, target fire colossus, stutter step and spread my units if I don't emp all the templars. Not to mention how you can get 3/3 while I'm halfway done with 2/2 at ~15 minutes. Fucking zealots never die and take like 192837498123791287391827392 shots to kill while there fucking retarded ass amove colossus fuck up all my troops and my vikings get shot down by the stalkers. All you fucking retards deserve to be fucking castrated for calling terran the amove race. fuckers

Thanks dude, that's what I was gonna say.

Also, to add, fuck my professor who can't fucking make a sensible essay question. Compare A to B, but divide B into C and D, show that they're different from each other but compare them to A as B. Bad enough it is so confusing, but funny to see that it's also a logical fallacy. Fuck you. And fuck calculus because I'm shitty at it.