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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 17 2017 22:39 GMT
#4881
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So I wrote a rant a couple days ago, and then deleted the whole thing after realizing how bad it sounded. The reason was that I was talking about a very sensitive subject. I cooled off, and then the next day, went into the US Politics thread and re-wrote what I was going to say in a much more collected tone.

Of course, Kwark re-worded what I said and then made an argument against a strawman, and I started writing back to him before deleting that post before posting and making the decision not to engage in a debate. There was no need to debate. I found myself just re-typing a lot of stuff like "I think nazism is bad", then thinking to myself, "If the initial post requires further explanation, then I'll give an explanation if asked." It was re-assuring that a couple of people actually thanked me for posting what I did, because they had been trying to articulate the same kind of idea, but were too emotionally engaged to make it not seem angry as fuck. To be honest, my initial post in the Letting Off Steam Thread was way too emotional, because I just got done reading a bunch of bullshit and was having a bad day in general. I want to touch on a couple of things:

1. People parroting fucking talking points.

I actually got invited to a nice dinner recently with fancy cheese, wine, etc., with rich normies. Politics came up, and I was surprised that one guy was a Trump supporter, because a lot of rich people around here are fucking socialist supporters. So he's just repeating a bunch of sound-bytes and talking points that I've heard a million times. That man was Albert Einstein. This is not uncommon when my friends and family discuss politics. This is not uncommon when people on the internet discuss politics. They just repeat a bunch of bullshit they heard like "Social Security is just a big Ponzi scheme". You know how many times I've heard that exact line? 37. Yet, somehow, the US government is able to provide liquidity to participants in a program that is supposedly broke. How's that possible? Because tax dollars go to payments on the interest for the national debt, and the actual budget comes from borrowing money from the Federal Reserve. Understanding this basic fact would help a lot of people to PULL THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR OWN ANUS-HOLES.

In academia, they must be really pushing some crap, because every progressive liberal coming out of that hellhole repeats these phrases like clockwork: "white privilege", "systemic oppression", "hate speech is not free speech", "internalized oppression", "microaggressions", "cisnormative bias", "cultural appropriation", "racism equals prejudice plus power", "social construct". And more. Yayyy.

These have become leftist talking points, and each one is arguably a flawed premise. So when I'm having a discussion with someone, and they tell me that I have "internalized oppression" that I need to work out, it sort of takes the wind out of my sails, because I thought we were having a discussion as reasonable adults, but noooooooooooo, you have to tell me what I'm subliminally thinking and that I secretly hate myself, and that's the reason behind my argument. How do I disprove that to someone who's convinced of it? I can't. I have to go and attempt to completely dismantle that idea before moving forward, and by that time, we're so off-track that we're not even talking about the original topic anymore.

This is one of the reasons I chose not engage in a debate in the thread, because Kwark's response was a blatant misrepresentation of what I actually said, laced with leftist buzzwords and phrases.


2. The leftist response

If it appears that I'm being overly-critical of the left, keep in mind that I have been very vocal about my disagreements with the right, and the Republican Party will always have a special place in my heart for endless ridicule. HOWEVER... the response from the left has consistently been "If you don't agree with us, then you are a LITERAL NAZI". "Oh, but right-wing people don't pull the same shit?" you ask, Mr. Strawman? Yeah. That's the problem with you fucking people. Whenever I bring up a flaw in an argument being made by an individual subscribing to a particular ideology, they always go "Yeah, we did this, but what about this stuff that the other end of the political spectrum did? Huh? What about that? Huh? Well? You gonna criticize that? You're criticizing us, but are you gonna criticize that stuff? Are you?" Which is why I have to preface every discussion about political violence with "I hope every white supremacist gets ebola, but I'm going to put that aside for a second to talk about Antifa..." and then get hit with "SO YOU THINK ANTIFA IS WORSE THAN LITERAL NAZIS!?"

Contrary to what you see in popular cinema, Nazis do not have time travel machines or cryo-sleep chambers, so the only "literal" Nazis are old as fuck and are probably shitting in a bedpan somewhere. Regardless of what Neo-Nazis have done, regardless of all their hate-speech, regardless of their antisemitism, it will never ever give Antifa, or any other group, the right to physically assault them openly. Antifa are a bunch of scumbags and should be ashamed of themselves. People always go "The KKK are a bunch of cowards who won't show their faces", while Antifa are wearing their black scarves around their faces like gang members.

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These are pictures of the Antifa, who group together and physically assault people they disagree with politically, which extends to political moderates and libertarians. This is a group of domestic terrorists that are funded through political action committees, and as they push the boundaries of what they can get away with, they will become more emboldened to commit greater and greater acts of violence, and are demanding further violence after Charlottesville. I don't believe that they intend to let Heather Heyer's death go unpunished, and when it happens, the media will have blood on their hands for failing to condemn Antifa. Will this lead to a peaceful conclusion? In the long run, yes, but because the police and military are going to have to march in to stop this. Antifa and white nationalists keep pushing and shoving each other, and it's really just a matter of time before they begin getting a lot more aggressive with each other.

"So shouldn't we focus on stopping violence from literal nazis?"

JESUS CHRIST. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Nebuchad
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Switzerland12169 Posts
August 17 2017 22:53 GMT
#4882
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Hi ninazerg, I'm a leftist.
No will to live, no wish to die
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 17 2017 23:39 GMT
#4883
On August 18 2017 07:53 Nebuchad wrote:
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Hi ninazerg, I'm a leftist.


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And I wish you the best. I would only ask that you not resort to political violence if at all possible.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
ZerOCoolSC2
Profile Blog Joined February 2015
8982 Posts
August 17 2017 23:40 GMT
#4884
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I feel like nina is missing the forest for the trees. People in the US poli thread have no problem condemning antifa or whatever that is. And they condemn mostly all acts of violence no matter who it originates from. That thread was specifically talking about nazis. You can't co-opt that and bring in antifa. That's not the topic of conversation. Focus on what was being discussed and if someone brings it up, then it should be imperative that you get the conversation back on track.
I don't want to talk about trade policies when we're discussing systemic racism/oppression in america. That's a topic for another day. That simple.

Bitch and moan all you want. You and xD and the others who try to muddy the issue being discussed are the problem with having an open and honest fucking debate. Focus on the fucking topic we are discussing and stop trying to take it somewhere else. When you bring up the 14 points and say it's not white supremacy or that antifa deserves the same credit of condemnation as nazis, you're guilty of hijacking the thread to get away from a topic you're not comfortable discussing. If you don't like the topic being discussed, stay the fuck out of it.

I removed myself from talking about military veterans and benefits and how that would help ease some of the problems.
I also haven't weighed in on the topic currently being discussed about race and systemic oppression. I have first hand experience with both of those topics and it makes no sense to allow my emotions to get in the way. I won't change their minds and if people haven't served in the military or have had 3 generations of your family toe the poverty line seemingly your entire life, then you have no leg to stand on in the conversation. But the pseudo-fucking-intellectuals in that thread will have you fucking believe they have the answers to everything and ask roundabout questions without getting anywhere.

tl;dr don't be so sensitive to the bullshit being espoused in that thread ninazerg.
Nebuchad
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Switzerland12169 Posts
August 17 2017 23:54 GMT
#4885
On August 18 2017 08:39 ninazerg wrote:
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On August 18 2017 07:53 Nebuchad wrote:
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Hi ninazerg, I'm a leftist.


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And I wish you the best. I would only ask that you not resort to political violence if at all possible.


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Just wanted to say hi. Seems like you're having a bad day.
No will to live, no wish to die
jodljodl
Profile Joined October 2016
163 Posts
August 17 2017 23:58 GMT
#4886
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weakness!
WEAKNESS!
Humanity. That raises stupidity by choice.
Internet. Which could be the most influential technology so far.
But instead its summed up pretty precisley as porn and "twitchchat".
Me. Being a part of that. Dont standing apart.
Weakness.
Kim Doh Woo
Luolis
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Finland7104 Posts
August 18 2017 05:16 GMT
#4887
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I fucking despise adepts. Fuck whoever thought they were a good idea. I haven't even played sc2 today but after seeing the patch changes which will probably make me quit the game anyway after blizzcon i just wanted to come here and say once more. Fuck Adepts.
pro cheese woman / Its never Sunny in Finland. Perkele / FinnishStarcraftTrivia
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 18 2017 05:48 GMT
#4888
On August 18 2017 08:40 ZerOCoolSC2 wrote:
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I feel like nina is missing the forest for the trees. People in the US poli thread have no problem condemning antifa or whatever that is. And they condemn mostly all acts of violence no matter who it originates from. That thread was specifically talking about nazis. You can't co-opt that and bring in antifa. That's not the topic of conversation. Focus on what was being discussed and if someone brings it up, then it should be imperative that you get the conversation back on track.
I don't want to talk about trade policies when we're discussing systemic racism/oppression in america. That's a topic for another day. That simple.

Bitch and moan all you want. You and xD and the others who try to muddy the issue being discussed are the problem with having an open and honest fucking debate. Focus on the fucking topic we are discussing and stop trying to take it somewhere else. When you bring up the 14 points and say it's not white supremacy or that antifa deserves the same credit of condemnation as nazis, you're guilty of hijacking the thread to get away from a topic you're not comfortable discussing. If you don't like the topic being discussed, stay the fuck out of it.

I removed myself from talking about military veterans and benefits and how that would help ease some of the problems.
I also haven't weighed in on the topic currently being discussed about race and systemic oppression. I have first hand experience with both of those topics and it makes no sense to allow my emotions to get in the way. I won't change their minds and if people haven't served in the military or have had 3 generations of your family toe the poverty line seemingly your entire life, then you have no leg to stand on in the conversation. But the pseudo-fucking-intellectuals in that thread will have you fucking believe they have the answers to everything and ask roundabout questions without getting anywhere.

tl;dr don't be so sensitive to the bullshit being espoused in that thread ninazerg.


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I will address this in the politics thread.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
ZerOCoolSC2
Profile Blog Joined February 2015
8982 Posts
August 18 2017 06:05 GMT
#4889
On August 18 2017 14:48 ninazerg wrote:
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On August 18 2017 08:40 ZerOCoolSC2 wrote:
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I feel like nina is missing the forest for the trees. People in the US poli thread have no problem condemning antifa or whatever that is. And they condemn mostly all acts of violence no matter who it originates from. That thread was specifically talking about nazis. You can't co-opt that and bring in antifa. That's not the topic of conversation. Focus on what was being discussed and if someone brings it up, then it should be imperative that you get the conversation back on track.
I don't want to talk about trade policies when we're discussing systemic racism/oppression in america. That's a topic for another day. That simple.

Bitch and moan all you want. You and xD and the others who try to muddy the issue being discussed are the problem with having an open and honest fucking debate. Focus on the fucking topic we are discussing and stop trying to take it somewhere else. When you bring up the 14 points and say it's not white supremacy or that antifa deserves the same credit of condemnation as nazis, you're guilty of hijacking the thread to get away from a topic you're not comfortable discussing. If you don't like the topic being discussed, stay the fuck out of it.

I removed myself from talking about military veterans and benefits and how that would help ease some of the problems.
I also haven't weighed in on the topic currently being discussed about race and systemic oppression. I have first hand experience with both of those topics and it makes no sense to allow my emotions to get in the way. I won't change their minds and if people haven't served in the military or have had 3 generations of your family toe the poverty line seemingly your entire life, then you have no leg to stand on in the conversation. But the pseudo-fucking-intellectuals in that thread will have you fucking believe they have the answers to everything and ask roundabout questions without getting anywhere.

tl;dr don't be so sensitive to the bullshit being espoused in that thread ninazerg.


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I will address this in the politics thread.

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Thank you and responded.
ZerOCoolSC2
Profile Blog Joined February 2015
8982 Posts
August 18 2017 13:37 GMT
#4890
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I just can't do it. I can't. I'd ask to be banned, but I enjoy other faucets of the forum. The US poli thread is surreal.
I'm glad the civil rights era was done. I'm sure my black ass would be dead walking down the streets because I peacefully assembled with other gun carrying, riot shield wearing blacks. Even if we didn't do anything violently and just wanted to be heard. Our 1st and 2nd amendment rights would not have mattered and would not have mattered if any of the roles were reversed saturday. Amazing. Simply amazing.
Luolis
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Finland7104 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-08-19 03:45:40
August 18 2017 14:20 GMT
#4891
pro cheese woman / Its never Sunny in Finland. Perkele / FinnishStarcraftTrivia
Jan1997
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
Norway671 Posts
August 27 2017 18:28 GMT
#4892
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So some bitch on 1v1 ladder made me rage more than I have ever raged at this game... I was playing and then had to ask for a small break to asnwer my fucking phone and the bitch resumed the match while I was afk, I was only away from the game for like 15 seconds and he fucking abused my need for a short break. Fucking shit, I don't even wanna play 1v1 anymore if I'm gonna keep queing into honorless individuals who only want to get cheap, undeserved wins.FUCKING BITCH
Do something today that your future self will be thankful for.
Nebuchad
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Switzerland12169 Posts
August 27 2017 20:07 GMT
#4893
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So I just played a ladder game but right as it launched I learned that I had to leave in three minutes. Decided to probe pull in PvP cause that was a little funnier than leaving.

I won.

I have the MMR to get matched to people who lose to fucking probe pulls.
No will to live, no wish to die
SetGuitarsToKill
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
Canada28396 Posts
August 27 2017 20:28 GMT
#4894
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Being so fucking bad at games is really really getting to me. I have over 600 hours into Overwatch at this point and I'm a solidly below average player still. I don't get how it's even possible to be this consistently shit at it, and it's depressing.
Community News"As long as you have a warp prism you can't be bad at harassment" - Maru | @SetGuitars2Kill
KelsierSC
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United Kingdom10443 Posts
August 27 2017 21:36 GMT
#4895
CRUSHING PUSSY MARRY A MAN
Zerg for Life
SetGuitarsToKill
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
Canada28396 Posts
August 28 2017 21:06 GMT
#4896
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The amount of times I have been playing overwatch and have though "I should kill myself I'm so bad" is a bit insane. I've been stuck in the same shitty mmr bracket since the very first season and haven't improved an inch.
Community News"As long as you have a warp prism you can't be bad at harassment" - Maru | @SetGuitars2Kill
Ghostcom
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark4782 Posts
August 28 2017 22:11 GMT
#4897
On August 29 2017 06:06 SetGuitarsToKill wrote:
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The amount of times I have been playing overwatch and have though "I should kill myself I'm so bad" is a bit insane. I've been stuck in the same shitty mmr bracket since the very first season and haven't improved an inch.


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There is a correlation. Stop being so hard on yourself and instead identify one area to work on at a time
Leporello
Profile Joined January 2011
United States2845 Posts
August 29 2017 22:52 GMT
#4898
In retrospect, I was being too kind.

On May 18 2017 18:41 Leporello wrote:
Political. If you're a Republican -- probably don't read it. But I can't say this in "polite company" and I have to put it somewhere.

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(First off, I'm not going to bother defining Republicans in stricter, fairer terms of "Trump voters", because most Republicans will think it's an insult to say they're "Bush voters" even though they pretty much all fucking are, so I'm lumping them all in together, because their words have no fucking meaning anyways. Libertarians too. Half the Republicans you talk to are "Libertarians", and yet I don't see Libertarian candidates ever getting a moth's chance in Hell of being elected, do you? This is for all of them.)


Comparing Republican's penchant for excuses -- as they excuse and deflect the 1001 "coincidences" and facts that expose Trump as the fat, dumb, slimy traitor that he is -- to a child, is an unfair, egregious insult to children.

Most kids, when they break something, they lie about it. You ask again, you appeal to them in some way -- they eventually find their honesty, and usually feel better for it. A great lesson.

Republicans never had that lesson. Their parents didn't get it, or didn't give it to them. These are just the most ignorant, dishonest people that I can even imagine. I can't imagine people who're more adamant to believe what they want, or to just fucking lie to your face in what can only be called sadism. I'm afraid to use a clinical term like sociopath, but it feels right. What do we do with these fucks?

Reporters around the world, real reporters, who interview people, obtain documents and information. How the fuck does an educated, American-born person just choose to reject them? The whole concept of empirically validated data. Gone. That is where Republicans currently are, and it's been clear they've been sliding down that slope for many years.


So fuck Godwin's law. The problem with Godwin's law, which is almost certain to be a problem, is it makes the gross assumption that there will never be another person as vile in character as Hitler, or there'll never be an ignorance as profound as Nazism, ever again in an industrialized country. Well, guess what? I reject that shit. The comparison fits. Obsessively listening to Fox News and right-wing radio, it's their religion, they take it over evidence, they're completely invested, and can never admit their wrongness. They are like Nazis, and Trump is like their Fuhrer. Yes, I said it. Nazis. And if we don't defeat this crap, down to its roots, it will destroy soooooo many lives. Actually -- it already has. Ask an Iraqi. Ask one of the 100,000 or more Iraqis whose lives, families, and limbs have felt the impact of a cluster bomb if Hitler comparisons are too mean.

Fuck Republicans. I have Republican acquaintances. They were friends, and they've dropped out of my life, quite easily, bit by bit. Frankly, I just can't stand anyone anymore who has that little integrity and regard for the country that I gave my family to (my only brother died in Afghanistan). I don't care anymore for them -- in fact, I'm struggling currently to be even that kind. I'm trying not to wish them ill. Except for Trump and the GOP, of course, I'll gladly wish them all the most horrible things. This has made me worse as a person, but I don't blame myself for that. We're all made worse by this.

Am I partisan? Do I not sound just like an angry Republican ranting about the "liberals" and Obama? I don't give a fuck, because unlike them, I check my fucking sources and if I'm lied to or misled or simply wrong, I'll try to fucking make it right. If I'm guessing at something, I don't state it as a fucking fact handed-down from on-high by Lord Alex Jesus Jones.

And fuck your "both parties are blah blah blah, Democrats are blah blah blah."
You know the problem with Democrats? They are soooo many things. That's the problem. They're the leftovers of whatever Americans don't succumb or aren't indoctrinated into this fucking profound oasis of ignorance.

"But, Leporello, you asshole, I'm not a Nazi, I just want ____." You want lower taxes? You want... illegal abortions or whatever. Fine. But if you have anything to do with this 21st century Republican Party, then you've sold yourself and your country out. Those things you want won't even matter when you let disgusting freaks like Donald Trump defecate on the character of your country. And, given that the people promoting these ideas are the same types of people that want to call Obama a Muslim because it feels good, you might just want to rethink all your fucking positions anyways. Either way,
if you stand by and vote for this shit in the GOP then all I honestly can tell you is, "Fuck you. So much."

Big water
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
August 30 2017 08:23 GMT
#4899
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MAN, IF ONLY PEOPLE WOULD SUBSCRIBE TO MY POLITICAL VIEWS THEN THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER. I THINK EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME SHOULD BE SHOT BECAUSE THE OPPOSING POLITICAL PARTY AND ITS FOLLOWERS ARE JUST WORTHLESS PEOPLE. I BELIEVE WE SHOULD BAN STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM AND HOUSE MUSIC. THE WAY TO MAKE AMERICA A WONDERFUL UTOPIA IS TO GIVE CITIZENSHIP TO TREES AND MAKE IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A DRIVERS LICENSE BY REQUIRING A TEST THAT FORCES PEOPLE TO TRY AND OBSERVE ULTRA-VIOLET LIGHT WITH THE NAKED EYE. IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR BEES, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR US. IN FACT, I THINK ALL CORPORATE JOBS SHOULD BE REPLACED WITH ALL HUMANS GOING FROM FLOWER TO FLOWER AND GATHERING POLLEN TO MAKE SOME SWEET HUMAN-HONEY.

IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME ON ANY OF THESE ISSUES, YOU MAY AS WELL DELETE ME OFF FACEBOOK, BLOCK ME ON TWITTER, TAKE ME OFF YOUR MYSPACE TOP 8 FRIENDS, AND SLAM YOUR MOUSE CLICKER DOWN ON THAT SUBSCRIBE AND BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY WHACKY RAP VIDEOS YOU SICK USED-DILDO SALESMAN. I BELIEVE WHAT I DO BECAUSE I AM REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING SMART AND PROBABLY SMARTER THAN MOST AMERICANS, WHO ARE MISLED BY THE MEDIA. WHAT A BUNCH OF FOOLS. I BET IF THE MEDIA TOLD THEM TO ROLL UP A PIZZA AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASSHOLE THEY'D BRIEFLY CONSIDER IT, AND TO GET PEOPLE READING THIS TO LOSE ALL FAITH IN MY CREDIBILITY I WILL RANDOMLY BRING UP THIS CONSPIRACY THEORY: HUMANS HAVE A WALRUS MINE ON THE SURFACE OF NEPTUNE. YES, THAT'S A MINE WHERE THE MINERS DIG UP ANCIENT NEPTUNE WALRUSES. EVERYTHING I SAY IS A REPEATED TALKING POINT I HEARD ON MY FAVORITE NEWS SOURCE, WHICH I LISTEN TO AND WATCH ALL THE BROTHERFUCKING TIME UNIRONICALLY. I MEAN, ERIC DUBAY FOR PRESIDENT 2020 CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?

GOSH DARN IT I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE DRAGONS WHY ANYONE WOULD LISTEN TO NEWS SOURCES THAT CONTRADICT THE THINGS I BELIEVE BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY I CAN BE WRONG. EVER. IT'S SO IRRITATING THAT HALF OF MY COUNTRY LISTENS TO THESE OBVIOUS PAID HACKS SPOUTING MY OPPOSITION'S VIEWS. BUT THEN AGAIN, MOST PEOPLE AREN'T AS SMART AS I AM, LOL LMAO ROFL I AM REALLY LAUGHING AND MOST CERTAIN AREN'T AN INTERNET RAGEAHOLIC, BECAUSE THAT'D MEAN I'M ADDICTED TO "RAGEAHOL", WHICH ISN'T EVEN REAL, AND I'M SICK OF HOW PEOPLE COMBINE WORDS WITH 'ALCOHOL' TO CREATE A NON-EXISTENT ADDICTION LIKE BEING ADDICTED TO LLAMAS SPITTING RIGHT IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE.

BUT I'M DONE WITH THAT RANT, BECAUSE EVERYTHING I JUST TYPED IN ALL CAPS BASICALLY MAKES ME VICTORIOUS. I JUST WANT TO SHIFT GEARS RIGHT QUICK TO TALK ABOUT A PRESSING ISSUE: THE EARTH IS FLAT. THAT'S GODDAMN RIGHT. ALL OF YOU BRAINWASHED GLOBE-HEADS HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY NASA AND ALL OF THE ASTRONAUTS ARE MASONS; DID YOU KNOW THAT? LET ME GIVE YOU 100 ABSOLUTE PROOFS THAT THE WORLD IS FLAT, AND THESE FACTS ARE INDISPUTABLE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DISPROVE AN OCTUPLE NEGATIVE. LOGIC FALLACY FAIL, AMIRITE OR WHAT? HERE ARE THE FACTS:

1. I LOOKED AT THE HORIZON AND IT LOOKED FLATTER THAN A LOLI

2. IF THE EARTH WERE A BALL WHY DON'T THE OCEANS FALL OFF

3. IF THE EARTH WERE A BALL, EVERYONE WOULD FALL OFF OF THE BOTTOM

4. THE UN IS HIDING THE EARTH'S TRUE SHAPE IN PLAIN SIGHT BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST THAT DUMB OR DECIDED TO MAKE AN AZIMUTHAL EQUIDISTANT MAP IN ORDER TO SHOW ALL OF THE INHABITED CONTINENTS, BUT I CHOOSE TO INTERPRET THAT AS ANTARCTICA NOT EVEN EXISTING.

5. I HAVE NEVER SEEN WATER CURVE AND ALL THE WATER I SEE IS FLAT, LIKE MY LOLI WAIFU

6. NASA IS FAKE

7. ALL OF THE OBVIOUS FAKE CGI LIKE I WOULDN'T NOTICE

8. THEY WROTE 'SEX' WITH CLOUDS AND THAT MEANS THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THERE IS A 100-FOOT ICE WALL AT THE EDGE.

9. WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO MOON???? CZECHMATE FUKKERS

10. IF THERE EARTH WERE SPINNING AT 9000 MPH DON'T YOU THINK WE'D NOTICE THAT SHIT?

11. I POURED WATER ON A TENNIS BALL AND IT DIDN'T STICK SO HOW COULD IT STICK TO A GLOBE? SORRY GLOBE-SUCKERS, YOUR MODEL IS BASED ON NOTHING BUT "FAITH". HAHAHA, SCIENCE IS FULL OF ASS.

12. IF THE EARTH WERE ROUND, AIRPLANES WOULD HAVE TO ALWAYS BANK DOWNWARDS OR ELSE THEY'D FLY OFF INTO SPACE

13. RAILROAD TRACKS ARE FLAT. THINK ABOUT THAT. WHY DON'T THE ENGINEERS ACCOUNT FOR CURVATURE WHEN LAYING THE GODDAMN RAILROADS?

14. FUCK YOU, SCIENCE, YOU LITTLE BITCH. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT? YOU'LL DO FOOKIN NUTTIN

15. HAVE YOU EVER DUMPED TRASH ALL OVER THE STREET WHILE TOTALLY NAKED AND SCREAMING?

16. HOW DOES STUFF FALL DOWN WITHOUT "GRAVITY"? I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW: EVERYTHING CONTAINS METAL, AND ITS MAGNETISM. THAT'S WHY GETTING IRON IS IMPORTANT IN YOUR DIET OR YOU'LL FLY OFF INTO THE SAPPHIRE FORCE FIELD SURROUNDING THE EARTH AND EXPLODE.

17. AMATEURS HAVE SENT BALLOONS UP AS HIGH AS A FEW MILES AND DIDN'T SEE A CURVATURE.

18. FISH EYE LENSES

19. FISH EYES

20. LASERS

21. IF YOU SEE A SHIP DISAPPEAR OVER THE HORIZON HAVE YOU THOUGHT MAYBE IT JUST SANK?

22. OPTICAL ILLUSIONS ARE REAL

23. OUR SCHOOLS ARE TEACHING KIDS SATANISM

24. EVERYONE WHO EVER EVEN SUGGESTED THE WORLD WAS ROUND WAS A MASON AND A SATANIST

25. THEY SAY THE SUN IS LIKE A BILLION MILES ACROSS BUT ITS NOT HUGE. THAT DOESN'T ADD UP, CUNTS.

26. GYROSCOPES ARE DESIGNED TO ALWAYS STAY PERFECTLY LEVEL NO MATTER WHAT AND THEY DON'T TILT... EVER

27. DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED

28. THE GREEKS WERE A BUNCH OF HOMOSEXUALS

29. THE MOON LANDING WAS OBVIOUSLY FILMED IN NEW MEXICO BECAUSE A FLAG CAN'T FLAP IN THE WIND OF THE MOON BECAUSE THERE IS NO AIR ON THE MOON EVEN THOUGH I'M ALSO SIMULTANEOUSLY HOLDING THE VIEW THAT THE MOON IS ONLY 30 MILES IN DIAMETER AND IS CONTAINED WITHIN THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE BUT WHATEVER, DON'T ASK ME FOR CONSISTENCY BECAUSE THERE ARE INCONSISTENCIES IN YOUR SO-CALLED "SCIENCE" THAT I WILL NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO IDENTIFY, BUT TRUST ME, THEY ARE THERE, AND I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT IT.

30. I'VE NEVER LOOKED THROUGH A TELESCOPE, BUT I KNOW THEY ALL GOT FISH EYE LENSES IN THEM

31. THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE THINKS THEY'RE SEEING DIFFERENT STARS, BUT THEY'RE BEING TRICKED BY NASA

32. I WAS TRICKED INTO SEEING THE EMOJI MOVIE BY NASA

33. ALL THE GOVERNMENTS IN THE WORLD HAVE BANDED TOGETHER A FLEET TO PATROL THE ANTARCTIC ICE WALL SO THAT IF WE TRY TO GO THERE, THEY WILL KILL YOU

34. IF THE WORLD IS ROUND HOW COME PLANES DON'T FLY OVER ANTARCTICA TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD?

35. I HEARD A PLANE CRASHED INTO THE DOME FORCE FIELD SURROUNDING OUR FLAT EARTH AND THAT IT EXPLODED

36. LUNAR PHASES ARE GOD EATING A HUGE SKY-COOKIE

37. ALL THE STARS ROTATE PERFECTLY AROUND POLARIS, EVEN THE STARS IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

38. GUESS WHO SAYS SCIENCE IS ACCURATE? SCIENTISTS. OH SHIT, YOU JUST GOT EXPOSED, YOU REAL-LIFE GARBAGE-PALE KIDS

39. ALL SCIENTISTS ARE MASONS

40. SATELLITES DO NOT EXIST, AS I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE

41. ALL OF THE ISS FOOTAGE IS CGI

42. EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON ON THE ISS IS JUST A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT BUT ALSO IT'S FAKE

43. SPACE IS FAKE AND DOESN'T EXIST

44. HAVE YOU BEEN TO SPACE? THEN YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S REAL. EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE MUCH?

45. YOU ARE A MASON

46. WHAT IF HITLER WAS A MASON? CHECK OUT OPERATION PAPERCLIP. THAT PROVES NASA WORKED WITH NAZIS TO BUILD A ROCKET AND THEREFORE THEY ARE EVIL AND CANNOT BE TRUSTED AND FAKED SPACE TRAVEL AND FAKED THE MOON LANDINGS AND THE WORLD IS FLAT.

47. THE ISLAND OF CORSICA IS NOT REAL AND HAS NEVER BEEN PROVEN TO EXIST

48. WILL THAT DAMN DOG STOP BARKING IN THE BACKGROUND?

49. THERE IS A 100,000 DOLLAR CHALLENGE TO PROVE THE EARTH IS ROUND. WHY HAS NOBODY CLAIMED THIS PRIZE IF IT IS SO EASY TO PROVE?

50. I READ A LONG-DEBUNKED ARTICLE ABOUT NIKOLA TESLA BUT ANYWAY HE THOUGHT THE EARTH WAS FLAT, EVEN FLATTER THAN THE FLATTEST CREPE EVER MADE BY ANY FRENCHMAN.

51. IF THE EARTH WERE TURNING SUPER-FAST, THERE WOULD BE TREMENDOUS WINDS AND YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO EVEN HANG ON.

52. JAY-Z IS RELATED TO ALEISTER CROWLEY

53. ADMIRAL BYRD WENT TO THE SOUTH POLE AND I THINK HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE THERE IS A CONTINENT BIGGER THAN AMERICA ONCE YOU GET PAST THE ICE WALL, SO THERE IS DEFINITELY SOME SHIT OUT THERE.

54. OTHER APPEALS TO AUTHORITY

55. MARS ISN'T REAL

56. THE FACE ON MARS IS PROOF OF THE DEVIL, AND THE DEVIL DECEIVES US. HE DECEIVES KIDS INTO SMOKING TOBACCO CIGARETTES.

57. FELIX BUMGOBBLER USED A FISH-EYE LENS. SAD!

58. OPERATION FISHBOWL WAS CONFIRMED A VERY CREDIBLE SOURCE; A HOMELESS MAN I KNOW WHO IS VISITED BY ANGELS.

59. EVER WONDER WHY A RAINBOW IS SHAPED LIKE A DOME? BECAUSE IT REFLECTS OFF THE DOME.

60. WATER CAN'T CURVE

61. WATER ALWAYS IS FLAT

62. IF THE EARTH WERE ROUND, WATER WOULD HAVE TO CURVE AROUND IT AND WATER DOESN'T CURVE

63. RAYS OF LIGHT POKING THROUGH THE CLOUDS PROVE THE SUN IS REALLY CLOSE I THINK

64. MY ANCESTOR WAS NOT AN APE, MONKEY, CHIMP, OR BONOBO.

65. STANLEY KUBRICK ADMITTED HE MADE MOVIES ABOUT SPACE

I'M SORRY BUT THAT'S ALL I COULD COME UP WITH AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE I AM STILL DOING LOTS OF RESEARCH BY WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS ABOUT HOW EVERYONE IS A SATANIST, BUT PLEASE BE PATIENT AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU WITH MORE INFORMATION AS SOON AS I GET INVOLVED IN SPIRIT SCIENCE AND BELIEVE THAT THOTH CREATED ALL THE SACRED SITES IN THE WORLD TO FORM A CRYSTAL ENERGY GRID TO CORRECT THE HORROR WROUGHT ON THE EARTH BY THE MARTIANS' ATTEMPT AT CREATING A SYNTHETIC MERKABA.

ALSO I'VE DECIDED IQ SCORES ARE MEANINGLESS BECAUSE THEY SEEM TO BE RACIST.

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On August 30 2017 17:23 ninazerg wrote:
Tiring after a while to read with a mad yelling voice. My head's vocal chords hurt now.

+ Show Spoiler +
MAN, IF ONLY PEOPLE WOULD SUBSCRIBE TO MY POLITICAL VIEWS THEN THE WORLD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER. I THINK EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME SHOULD BE SHOT BECAUSE THE OPPOSING POLITICAL PARTY AND ITS FOLLOWERS ARE JUST WORTHLESS PEOPLE. I BELIEVE WE SHOULD BAN STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM AND HOUSE MUSIC. THE WAY TO MAKE AMERICA A WONDERFUL UTOPIA IS TO GIVE CITIZENSHIP TO TREES AND MAKE IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A DRIVERS LICENSE BY REQUIRING A TEST THAT FORCES PEOPLE TO TRY AND OBSERVE ULTRA-VIOLET LIGHT WITH THE NAKED EYE. IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR BEES, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR US. IN FACT, I THINK ALL CORPORATE JOBS SHOULD BE REPLACED WITH ALL HUMANS GOING FROM FLOWER TO FLOWER AND GATHERING POLLEN TO MAKE SOME SWEET HUMAN-HONEY.

IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME ON ANY OF THESE ISSUES, YOU MAY AS WELL DELETE ME OFF FACEBOOK, BLOCK ME ON TWITTER, TAKE ME OFF YOUR MYSPACE TOP 8 FRIENDS, AND SLAM YOUR MOUSE CLICKER DOWN ON THAT SUBSCRIBE AND BE SURE TO CHECK OUT MY WHACKY RAP VIDEOS YOU SICK USED-DILDO SALESMAN. I BELIEVE WHAT I DO BECAUSE I AM REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING SMART AND PROBABLY SMARTER THAN MOST AMERICANS, WHO ARE MISLED BY THE MEDIA. WHAT A BUNCH OF FOOLS. I BET IF THE MEDIA TOLD THEM TO ROLL UP A PIZZA AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR ASSHOLE THEY'D BRIEFLY CONSIDER IT, AND TO GET PEOPLE READING THIS TO LOSE ALL FAITH IN MY CREDIBILITY I WILL RANDOMLY BRING UP THIS CONSPIRACY THEORY: HUMANS HAVE A WALRUS MINE ON THE SURFACE OF NEPTUNE. YES, THAT'S A MINE WHERE THE MINERS DIG UP ANCIENT NEPTUNE WALRUSES. EVERYTHING I SAY IS A REPEATED TALKING POINT I HEARD ON MY FAVORITE NEWS SOURCE, WHICH I LISTEN TO AND WATCH ALL THE BROTHERFUCKING TIME UNIRONICALLY. I MEAN, ERIC DUBAY FOR PRESIDENT 2020 CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?

GOSH DARN IT I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE DRAGONS WHY ANYONE WOULD LISTEN TO NEWS SOURCES THAT CONTRADICT THE THINGS I BELIEVE BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY I CAN BE WRONG. EVER. IT'S SO IRRITATING THAT HALF OF MY COUNTRY LISTENS TO THESE OBVIOUS PAID HACKS SPOUTING MY OPPOSITION'S VIEWS. BUT THEN AGAIN, MOST PEOPLE AREN'T AS SMART AS I AM, LOL LMAO ROFL I AM REALLY LAUGHING AND MOST CERTAIN AREN'T AN INTERNET RAGEAHOLIC, BECAUSE THAT'D MEAN I'M ADDICTED TO "RAGEAHOL", WHICH ISN'T EVEN REAL, AND I'M SICK OF HOW PEOPLE COMBINE WORDS WITH 'ALCOHOL' TO CREATE A NON-EXISTENT ADDICTION LIKE BEING ADDICTED TO LLAMAS SPITTING RIGHT IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE.

BUT I'M DONE WITH THAT RANT, BECAUSE EVERYTHING I JUST TYPED IN ALL CAPS BASICALLY MAKES ME VICTORIOUS. I JUST WANT TO SHIFT GEARS RIGHT QUICK TO TALK ABOUT A PRESSING ISSUE: THE EARTH IS FLAT. THAT'S GODDAMN RIGHT. ALL OF YOU BRAINWASHED GLOBE-HEADS HAVE BEEN DECEIVED BY NASA AND ALL OF THE ASTRONAUTS ARE MASONS; DID YOU KNOW THAT? LET ME GIVE YOU 100 ABSOLUTE PROOFS THAT THE WORLD IS FLAT, AND THESE FACTS ARE INDISPUTABLE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DISPROVE AN OCTUPLE NEGATIVE. LOGIC FALLACY FAIL, AMIRITE OR WHAT? HERE ARE THE FACTS:

1. I LOOKED AT THE HORIZON AND IT LOOKED FLATTER THAN A LOLI

2. IF THE EARTH WERE A BALL WHY DON'T THE OCEANS FALL OFF

3. IF THE EARTH WERE A BALL, EVERYONE WOULD FALL OFF OF THE BOTTOM

4. THE UN IS HIDING THE EARTH'S TRUE SHAPE IN PLAIN SIGHT BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST THAT DUMB OR DECIDED TO MAKE AN AZIMUTHAL EQUIDISTANT MAP IN ORDER TO SHOW ALL OF THE INHABITED CONTINENTS, BUT I CHOOSE TO INTERPRET THAT AS ANTARCTICA NOT EVEN EXISTING.

5. I HAVE NEVER SEEN WATER CURVE AND ALL THE WATER I SEE IS FLAT, LIKE MY LOLI WAIFU

6. NASA IS FAKE

7. ALL OF THE OBVIOUS FAKE CGI LIKE I WOULDN'T NOTICE

8. THEY WROTE 'SEX' WITH CLOUDS AND THAT MEANS THE EARTH IS FLAT AND THERE IS A 100-FOOT ICE WALL AT THE EDGE.

9. WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO MOON???? CZECHMATE FUKKERS

10. IF THERE EARTH WERE SPINNING AT 9000 MPH DON'T YOU THINK WE'D NOTICE THAT SHIT?

11. I POURED WATER ON A TENNIS BALL AND IT DIDN'T STICK SO HOW COULD IT STICK TO A GLOBE? SORRY GLOBE-SUCKERS, YOUR MODEL IS BASED ON NOTHING BUT "FAITH". HAHAHA, SCIENCE IS FULL OF ASS.

12. IF THE EARTH WERE ROUND, AIRPLANES WOULD HAVE TO ALWAYS BANK DOWNWARDS OR ELSE THEY'D FLY OFF INTO SPACE

13. RAILROAD TRACKS ARE FLAT. THINK ABOUT THAT. WHY DON'T THE ENGINEERS ACCOUNT FOR CURVATURE WHEN LAYING THE GODDAMN RAILROADS?

14. FUCK YOU, SCIENCE, YOU LITTLE BITCH. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT? YOU'LL DO FOOKIN NUTTIN

15. HAVE YOU EVER DUMPED TRASH ALL OVER THE STREET WHILE TOTALLY NAKED AND SCREAMING?

16. HOW DOES STUFF FALL DOWN WITHOUT "GRAVITY"? I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW: EVERYTHING CONTAINS METAL, AND ITS MAGNETISM. THAT'S WHY GETTING IRON IS IMPORTANT IN YOUR DIET OR YOU'LL FLY OFF INTO THE SAPPHIRE FORCE FIELD SURROUNDING THE EARTH AND EXPLODE.

17. AMATEURS HAVE SENT BALLOONS UP AS HIGH AS A FEW MILES AND DIDN'T SEE A CURVATURE.

18. FISH EYE LENSES

19. FISH EYES

20. LASERS

21. IF YOU SEE A SHIP DISAPPEAR OVER THE HORIZON HAVE YOU THOUGHT MAYBE IT JUST SANK?

22. OPTICAL ILLUSIONS ARE REAL

23. OUR SCHOOLS ARE TEACHING KIDS SATANISM

24. EVERYONE WHO EVER EVEN SUGGESTED THE WORLD WAS ROUND WAS A MASON AND A SATANIST

25. THEY SAY THE SUN IS LIKE A BILLION MILES ACROSS BUT ITS NOT HUGE. THAT DOESN'T ADD UP, CUNTS.

26. GYROSCOPES ARE DESIGNED TO ALWAYS STAY PERFECTLY LEVEL NO MATTER WHAT AND THEY DON'T TILT... EVER

27. DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED

28. THE GREEKS WERE A BUNCH OF HOMOSEXUALS

29. THE MOON LANDING WAS OBVIOUSLY FILMED IN NEW MEXICO BECAUSE A FLAG CAN'T FLAP IN THE WIND OF THE MOON BECAUSE THERE IS NO AIR ON THE MOON EVEN THOUGH I'M ALSO SIMULTANEOUSLY HOLDING THE VIEW THAT THE MOON IS ONLY 30 MILES IN DIAMETER AND IS CONTAINED WITHIN THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE BUT WHATEVER, DON'T ASK ME FOR CONSISTENCY BECAUSE THERE ARE INCONSISTENCIES IN YOUR SO-CALLED "SCIENCE" THAT I WILL NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO IDENTIFY, BUT TRUST ME, THEY ARE THERE, AND I TOTALLY KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE I HEARD ABOUT IT.

30. I'VE NEVER LOOKED THROUGH A TELESCOPE, BUT I KNOW THEY ALL GOT FISH EYE LENSES IN THEM

31. THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE THINKS THEY'RE SEEING DIFFERENT STARS, BUT THEY'RE BEING TRICKED BY NASA

32. I WAS TRICKED INTO SEEING THE EMOJI MOVIE BY NASA

33. ALL THE GOVERNMENTS IN THE WORLD HAVE BANDED TOGETHER A FLEET TO PATROL THE ANTARCTIC ICE WALL SO THAT IF WE TRY TO GO THERE, THEY WILL KILL YOU

34. IF THE WORLD IS ROUND HOW COME PLANES DON'T FLY OVER ANTARCTICA TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD?

35. I HEARD A PLANE CRASHED INTO THE DOME FORCE FIELD SURROUNDING OUR FLAT EARTH AND THAT IT EXPLODED

36. LUNAR PHASES ARE GOD EATING A HUGE SKY-COOKIE

37. ALL THE STARS ROTATE PERFECTLY AROUND POLARIS, EVEN THE STARS IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE

38. GUESS WHO SAYS SCIENCE IS ACCURATE? SCIENTISTS. OH SHIT, YOU JUST GOT EXPOSED, YOU REAL-LIFE GARBAGE-PALE KIDS

39. ALL SCIENTISTS ARE MASONS

40. SATELLITES DO NOT EXIST, AS I HAVE NEVER SEEN ONE

41. ALL OF THE ISS FOOTAGE IS CGI

42. EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON ON THE ISS IS JUST A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT BUT ALSO IT'S FAKE

43. SPACE IS FAKE AND DOESN'T EXIST

44. HAVE YOU BEEN TO SPACE? THEN YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S REAL. EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE MUCH?

45. YOU ARE A MASON

46. WHAT IF HITLER WAS A MASON? CHECK OUT OPERATION PAPERCLIP. THAT PROVES NASA WORKED WITH NAZIS TO BUILD A ROCKET AND THEREFORE THEY ARE EVIL AND CANNOT BE TRUSTED AND FAKED SPACE TRAVEL AND FAKED THE MOON LANDINGS AND THE WORLD IS FLAT.

47. THE ISLAND OF CORSICA IS NOT REAL AND HAS NEVER BEEN PROVEN TO EXIST

48. WILL THAT DAMN DOG STOP BARKING IN THE BACKGROUND?

49. THERE IS A 100,000 DOLLAR CHALLENGE TO PROVE THE EARTH IS ROUND. WHY HAS NOBODY CLAIMED THIS PRIZE IF IT IS SO EASY TO PROVE?

50. I READ A LONG-DEBUNKED ARTICLE ABOUT NIKOLA TESLA BUT ANYWAY HE THOUGHT THE EARTH WAS FLAT, EVEN FLATTER THAN THE FLATTEST CREPE EVER MADE BY ANY FRENCHMAN.

51. IF THE EARTH WERE TURNING SUPER-FAST, THERE WOULD BE TREMENDOUS WINDS AND YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO EVEN HANG ON.

52. JAY-Z IS RELATED TO ALEISTER CROWLEY

53. ADMIRAL BYRD WENT TO THE SOUTH POLE AND I THINK HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE THERE IS A CONTINENT BIGGER THAN AMERICA ONCE YOU GET PAST THE ICE WALL, SO THERE IS DEFINITELY SOME SHIT OUT THERE.

54. OTHER APPEALS TO AUTHORITY

55. MARS ISN'T REAL

56. THE FACE ON MARS IS PROOF OF THE DEVIL, AND THE DEVIL DECEIVES US. HE DECEIVES KIDS INTO SMOKING TOBACCO CIGARETTES.

57. FELIX BUMGOBBLER USED A FISH-EYE LENS. SAD!

58. OPERATION FISHBOWL WAS CONFIRMED A VERY CREDIBLE SOURCE; A HOMELESS MAN I KNOW WHO IS VISITED BY ANGELS.

59. EVER WONDER WHY A RAINBOW IS SHAPED LIKE A DOME? BECAUSE IT REFLECTS OFF THE DOME.

60. WATER CAN'T CURVE

61. WATER ALWAYS IS FLAT

62. IF THE EARTH WERE ROUND, WATER WOULD HAVE TO CURVE AROUND IT AND WATER DOESN'T CURVE

63. RAYS OF LIGHT POKING THROUGH THE CLOUDS PROVE THE SUN IS REALLY CLOSE I THINK

64. MY ANCESTOR WAS NOT AN APE, MONKEY, CHIMP, OR BONOBO.

65. STANLEY KUBRICK ADMITTED HE MADE MOVIES ABOUT SPACE

I'M SORRY BUT THAT'S ALL I COULD COME UP WITH AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE I AM STILL DOING LOTS OF RESEARCH BY WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS ABOUT HOW EVERYONE IS A SATANIST, BUT PLEASE BE PATIENT AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU WITH MORE INFORMATION AS SOON AS I GET INVOLVED IN SPIRIT SCIENCE AND BELIEVE THAT THOTH CREATED ALL THE SACRED SITES IN THE WORLD TO FORM A CRYSTAL ENERGY GRID TO CORRECT THE HORROR WROUGHT ON THE EARTH BY THE MARTIANS' ATTEMPT AT CREATING A SYNTHETIC MERKABA.

ALSO I'VE DECIDED IQ SCORES ARE MEANINGLESS BECAUSE THEY SEEM TO BE RACIST.


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