The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 231

holy fucking shit fuck king sejong, i might actually have to veto one of the best maps in the game just because terran is fucking stupid on it, AND ONLY TERRANS FUCKING PLAY IT

ive been counting, of the 10 ZvZs, 2 ZvTs and 1 ZvP there has been 8 14/14 variations, isnt ladder just peachy?

So I've been doing this fast adept build into proxy robo, cause you know, the zerg sees a lot of adepts, he makes roaches, I have two proxy immortals, I freewin. Worked well for a while, but suddenly I'm hitting plenty of zergs who think the counter to a fast adept rush is... mass zerglings... what the fuck? I rely on you having a brain when I create my builds ~~

Prolly my favourite tv series scene of all time

Came back to ladder after break. Terrans, terrans everywhere.
JUST FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING SCUM RACE OF BULLSHIT

WHO THE FUCK 12 POOLS ON FUCKING FROST INTO MASS QUEEN MUTA??

zvz,zvz,zvz,zvz 14/14,14/14,12pool,13/12 WELCOME TO THE TOP2%

i hate how terrans think their micro is the "hardest" simply because they have to stim and kite fragile bio units

every race has to do basic micro and kiting properly is not really that complicated. all 3 races have basic micro and more advanced micro, and boosting a drop into the main while kiting your main army is not gosu GM terran skillz, it's just how you play a fucking RTS. if you didn't have to kite ranged units they would be broken. roaches have to kite against charge zealots too.

in HOTS for a low level player yeah terran was probably a bit harder because of the game design, but in LOTV all three races require micro and bio is not that fucking hard to play. i get so sick of terrans whining about melee units - you don't kite with melee units, you amove or surround. that's just what you do with them. it doesn't mean you aren't doing shit all across the map at the same time and playing at a high level. if i amove zerglings into overcharge and adepts i lose the game just like if you amove marines into storms.

everyone rages about balance and gets frustrated, but terrans consistently have this weird hipster culture of thinking they're the "hard race" because their mechanics are different. i don't ever see this from toss or zerg.

and only terrans bitch about being "forced into a build". wtf? zerg has to build 2 queens and a set of lings every single game against t. there are certain builds and strategies you must do so you don't die. again, this is part of RTS. they don't want to make turrets, don't want to make bunkers. "we can't afford it" well then you die. if i get cannon rushed and i don't want to "afford" pulling drones then i die.

fuck

what the fuck am i supposed to do in ZvZ to get a stable winrate, come the fuck on this is the most ridiculous state of the match up on ladder i can remember in sc2 history

FFS! My xbox is a douche. Every fucking time I play a fucking game on it, and controller goes dead RIGHT AS Something important happens in the game I am fucking playing. EVERY FUCKING TIME! And it has full Batteries and shit as well. Just decides for no reason to stop lighting its dumb icon and precedes to F me, while singing:


PS Aocowns, ZVZ is the fucking worse. Honestly, you might as fucking well just race switch, or even fucking play as random, cause all ZVZ ever is "ROFL, 3mins I have 99999999 Lings ROFL" Now a fucking days.

please, i just want a macro game? can i not get just a single fucking day of standard macro games? like i dont get it, ive played fairly on and off since mid WoL, and never has there been this much fucking bullshit on ladder, its as if everyone has their own retarded fucking style that only works cus you play them once. like i just played this guy that went straight fucking planetary at 3rd and mass banshee lib viking, and i auto lost cus i auto piloted it and didnt connect he was doing that immediately, then i play him again and just 1-1 speedbane all in him and he rages at me like fucking crazy, HOW THE FUCK IS THIS GUY 5KMMR MASTER???? I DO NOT FUCKING GET IT, THE GAME IS THE FUCKING WORST ITS EVER BEEN YET AT THE SAME TIME ITS PRETTY ALRIGHT AT PRO LEVEL? FUCK ME MAN

that feeling when the protoss opens with 3 stargates on 2 bases, and he just makes high templar instead cus the only way you can win is by hydra bane all in

sucks when yourr opponent doesnt even have to use the tech he makes to win and you have to be psychic

and for some reason every protoss is doing some fucking annoying hide-a-pylon-on-the-map-to-mass-adepts while going double stargate phoenix, and i alwayus make the dumb fucking mistake of thinking i can make AA vs them, jesus fucking christ this games air unit are killing my sanity

that feeling when its frozen and the terran is going to proxy reaper or mass reaper from inbase so you scout him and see there are no rax in his main, and hes taking a guess. nice! now i know exactly what hes doing, let me just gas steal and go roaches and should be alright!

that feeling when he took the gas just for fun and is actually just bunker rushing you and auto won


help, what am i supposed to do? i dont get how to win, it seems ive forgotten how to play this game

EVERY FUCKING TERRAN DESERVES THE MOST GRUESOME DEATH IMAGINABLE FUCK THIS STUPID RACE!
a move, hit T, abuse libs. HOW IS THAT HARD YOU FUCKING MORONS?!
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Took me more than 48 hours to remember why Dreaming of You by The Coral mattered... I really need to rewatch Scrubs ><