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shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
June 08 2011 23:10 GMT
#161
i rofled so hard when he said "i'll baneling bust all over your face."
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4641 Posts
June 08 2011 23:10 GMT
#162
"If you are lucky, you might get to see thelittleone" Awesome!
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
marconi
Profile Joined March 2010
Croatia220 Posts
June 08 2011 23:13 GMT
#163
On June 09 2011 07:25 iamahydralisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2011 07:23 Mawi wrote:
funny thing is they got shitloads of numbers for doing something we all are afraid to do use sc2 pickup lines

it's cool that they got so many numbers, but realistically, a lot of those numbers are probably either fake or the girls won't answer/call back. a lot of girls are just too shy to say no even if they don't really want to give you the number


yea it's probably better to sit at home and touch yourself, picking up girls just ain't worth it...

instead of whining how fake this is how about you wankers try to go out and talk to girls. you would be surprised at the results.
instantdry
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada308 Posts
June 08 2011 23:16 GMT
#164
lol funny but i don't get the "I'm lit" joke..
Voltaire
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1485 Posts
June 08 2011 23:16 GMT
#165
Tasteless hands down.
As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.
Billyssjssfj
Profile Joined April 2011
104 Posts
June 08 2011 23:16 GMT
#166
On June 09 2011 08:13 marconi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2011 07:25 iamahydralisk wrote:
On June 09 2011 07:23 Mawi wrote:
funny thing is they got shitloads of numbers for doing something we all are afraid to do use sc2 pickup lines

it's cool that they got so many numbers, but realistically, a lot of those numbers are probably either fake or the girls won't answer/call back. a lot of girls are just too shy to say no even if they don't really want to give you the number


yea it's probably better to sit at home and touch yourself, picking up girls just ain't worth it...

instead of whining how fake this is how about you wankers try to go out and talk to girls. you would be surprised at the results.

I see what you did there.
I say you're better off just playing sc bro, wanking is just so time efficient compared to the ladies
diehilde
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany1596 Posts
June 08 2011 23:18 GMT
#167
On June 09 2011 08:08 adeezy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2011 08:07 diehilde wrote:
On June 09 2011 07:54 adeezy wrote:
Those numbers are probably not all fake, if you look at their video, they've got some serious game.


well yeah, they have decent looks and are going for easy girls, doesnt really matter what you say when you engage in meaningless conversation where its clear from the start that its all about getting down together. Their "game" is all about their looks and behvaviour, not really about any of those cheap lines. If the wrong guy pulls them, it wont work. Its easy to get girls to fuck with this attitude, but its pretty hard to get a happy relationship if all youve ever done is perfecting your "game" .


And you are what they call: A player Hater

Sure I am. I like human beings to interact naturally and all those players out there that are trading authentic behavior for some stupid behavior they think is gonna be attractive leads to a lot of unnecessary hardships for everyone. But it would probably derail the thread and be a huge ass post if Id try to elaborate on the negative effects on intersexual interaction by such behavior. If its only about getting girls, rest assured that just being natural lets you get girls from a whole different league, those that are too smart to be played - if you have an interesting personality and dont need to hide behind a "game".
Savior: "I will cheat everyone again in SC2!" - SCII Beta Tester
Mayor
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States472 Posts
June 08 2011 23:19 GMT
#168
I like how at the end the random girl in a swimsuit is grabbing her breasts. o.o
"You can be creative but I will crush it under the iron fist of my conservative play." - Liquid`Tyler
dreamsmasher
Profile Joined November 2010
816 Posts
June 08 2011 23:21 GMT
#169
On June 09 2011 08:18 diehilde wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2011 08:08 adeezy wrote:
On June 09 2011 08:07 diehilde wrote:
On June 09 2011 07:54 adeezy wrote:
Those numbers are probably not all fake, if you look at their video, they've got some serious game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO_A7M0pesg&feature=channel_video_title

well yeah, they have decent looks and are going for easy girls, doesnt really matter what you say when you engage in meaningless conversation where its clear from the start that its all about getting down together. Their "game" is all about their looks and behvaviour, not really about any of those cheap lines. If the wrong guy pulls them, it wont work. Its easy to get girls to fuck with this attitude, but its pretty hard to get a happy relationship if all youve ever done is perfecting your "game" .


And you are what they call: A player Hater

Sure I am. I like human beings to interact naturally and all those players out there that are trading authentic behavior for some stupid behavior they think is gonna be attractive leads to a lot of unnecessary hardships for everyone. But it would probably derail the thread and be a huge ass post if Id try to elaborate on the negative effects on intersexual interaction by such behavior. If its only about getting girls, rest assured that just being natural lets you get girls from a whole different league, those that are too smart to be played - if you have an interesting personality and dont need to hide behind a "game".


ya keep telling yourself this.
manawah
Profile Joined May 2011
123 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-08 23:26:10
June 08 2011 23:22 GMT
#170
On June 09 2011 07:54 adeezy wrote:
Those numbers are probably not all fake, if you look at their video, they've got some serious game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO_A7M0pesg&feature=channel_video_title

Its numbers game.

Ask enough chicks and you'll find one that is open minded and ready to break out of their normal daily routine.

I did something like this with a few friends back in college, we went to the local university campus and we agreed to only start with the same opening one liner which was something like "hey your hot wanna head back to my place for some mind blowing animal sex" and we then improvise from there if we got any bites. Well all of us got laid within a couple hours of doing this. I collected like 10 or so numbers and followed up with them and all but a couple were fake numbers or screened and never answered.

Just goes to show you chicks like confident guys with a sense of humor who are not scared to talk with them and challenge them to let go of their guarded impulses.
McKTenor13
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1383 Posts
June 08 2011 23:23 GMT
#171
There is no question that it would be tasteless.

The Dark Templar Tattoo was the funniest part though. Whole video had me crying tears of laughter =)
gg gl hf
If you can chill. chill. - Liquid'Tyler
0mgVitaminE
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1278 Posts
June 08 2011 23:23 GMT
#172
"bad manner >>"

lol
Hi there. I'm in a cave, how bout you?
Airstrike
Profile Joined March 2010
United Kingdom50 Posts
June 08 2011 23:24 GMT
#173
LOOOOOL Holy Check!
xUraharaX
Profile Joined September 2010
United States72 Posts
June 08 2011 23:25 GMT
#174
The game isn't about the lines at all... which is why this kind of stuff works. it just goes to show that you can say nonsense and still get a girl, because what you say doesnt account for even half of how a girl views you, its the signals your body is screaming out that make her turned off or on. These guys are forward, confident, and humorous and for the guys saying "they look good"... i doubt their looks alone are getting them chicks.
chocoed
Profile Joined June 2007
United States398 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-08 23:26:14
June 08 2011 23:25 GMT
#175
LOL this is hilarious!
My life for Aiur!
Celestia
Profile Joined February 2011
Mexico376 Posts
June 08 2011 23:27 GMT
#176
Some of those SC analogies were offensive, I would counter them with a slap in the face.
Muffinman53
Profile Joined November 2010
571 Posts
June 08 2011 23:32 GMT
#177
This was so epic. I wish getting numbers was seriously this easy.
Rudiment
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States174 Posts
June 08 2011 23:33 GMT
#178
I got one minute in and had to turn it off... too awkward
Z3kk
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
4099 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-06-08 23:40:57
June 08 2011 23:36 GMT
#179
On June 09 2011 06:03 GummyZerg wrote:
Nevermind just read this on reddit
http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/hugjz/how_i_found_out_my_girlfriend_was_a_groupie_whore/


Whoa, the reddit link just led me to this
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06z9veqKJqc

at 13:00

Is it true that this is Idra's gf and she left the dude in this video for Idra?! O_O


Sorry for off-topic! Just found that and I thought it was very surprising...this video, again, is hilarious though I can't tell whether they looked it up one day or love SC themselves (perhaps they even frequent TL?), but all the lines they used were actually pretty accurate lol
Failure is not falling down over and over again. Failure is refusing to get back up.
sOvrn
Profile Joined April 2010
United States678 Posts
June 08 2011 23:41 GMT
#180
Lmao, this was hilarious.

Just goes to show that it doesn't matter what exactly you say to women when trying to pick them up, it's all about the body language. Thumbs up!
My favorites: Terran - Maru // Protoss - SoS // Zerg - soO ~~~ fighting!
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