Fight for hours, cursing at the "clone", lift my shirt to wipe the sweat off my face only to realize I have no belly button and thus was the clone all along. I would then take my head between my hands and scream my lungs out "NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!"

The KY

United Kingdom6252 Posts

April 10 2011 02:03 GMT

#123

Thinking about it we'd probably just beat the shit out of eachother and the fact that it was my clone would have little to no bearing on the outcome of the fight; it'd be just like fighting some guy.

The dull truth.

FliedLice

Germany7494 Posts

April 10 2011 02:03 GMT

#124

I managed to kill Dark Link in the Water Temple, so I know how to handle those situations.

thoradycus

Malaysia3262 Posts

April 10 2011 02:05 GMT

#125

Flash vs Flash clone in SC would be interesting

darkscream

Canada2310 Posts

April 10 2011 02:06 GMT

#126

I'd probably make sweet love to my clone. I like myself that much.

FliedLice

Germany7494 Posts

April 10 2011 02:13 GMT

#127

On April 10 2011 11:06 darkscream wrote:
I'd probably make sweet love to my clone. I like myself that much.

Wouldn't that be incest?

Roe

Canada6002 Posts

April 10 2011 02:17 GMT

#128

depends entirely on the environment in this case

Craton

United States17301 Posts

April 10 2011 03:08 GMT

#129

I dunno why everyone assumes it'd be some kind of perfectly symmetrical battle. There are plenty of things that will come into play, such as room geometry and how one side might favor you more than another.

shinosai

United States1577 Posts

April 10 2011 03:20 GMT

#130

The only thing I know for certain in a mirror match is that I'd kick my ass.

Navillus

United States1188 Posts

April 10 2011 03:25 GMT

#131

On April 10 2011 12:08 Craton wrote:
I dunno why everyone assumes it'd be some kind of perfectly symmetrical battle. There are plenty of things that will come into play, such as room geometry and how one side might favor you more than another.

As OP says the room is PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL which means you would do the exact same things because nearly everything in the universe is deterministic (the exception being subatomic particles which are the only truly random things in the universe but they won't be having much of an effect).

buhhy

United States1113 Posts

April 10 2011 03:31 GMT

#132

We'd realize we share the same goals, team up and rule the world. Yup.

Neb1000

United States183 Posts

April 10 2011 03:35 GMT

#133

If I had to fight my clone it would be based on luck. Since we would both be the same size it would come down to who lands some lucky punches and wouldn't be very interesting to watch. But say Bruce Lee had to fight a Bruce Lee clone then the greatest fight in the history of the world would take place.

TheKanAry

United States149 Posts

April 10 2011 03:37 GMT

#134

On April 10 2011 11:06 darkscream wrote:
I'd probably make sweet love to my clone. I like myself that much.

.........This begs the question of who would be on top.

57 Corvette

Canada5941 Posts

April 10 2011 03:40 GMT

#135

I'd be too lazy to fight and just sit down and listen to some "The Who"

Mastermind

Canada7096 Posts

April 10 2011 03:41 GMT

#136

Well, it would depend on whether or not my clone received the same amount of martial arts training as I did. Just because he is my genetic clone doesnt mean he knows everything I know and it doesnt mean he is in the same shape I am in.

I'm confused why the OP thinks me and my clone would have the same thought processes. This situation really isnt any different than 2 identical twins fighting.

stepover12

United States175 Posts

April 10 2011 03:42 GMT

#137

oooh, is the universe absolutely deterministic or is it in some way probabilistic?
deterministic => always a draw
probabilistic => you win 50% of the time. (a draw is possible but very unlikely.)

Nazza

Australia1654 Posts

April 10 2011 03:44 GMT

#138

The thing is, does he know that he's the clone or does he think that he's the original? Small things like this can change the way people think.