"Feeling weak, need some strength? Some MANLY strength? Want to gain the strength of TEN gorillas?"
So it seems some people who Combat-Ex vs Chill epic grudge match of the century with day9 commentating and decided to listen to day9's advice and branded this new product on the market "Bear Semen".
As they advertise, this is quite possibly the most manly of all energy drinks..+ Show Spoiler +
"...Bear Semen is the Manliest Drink on Earth. This drink won't just give you a hairy chest, this drink will give you hairy eyeballs. Simply buying this drink will make you the most manly man in a hundred mile radius, even if you are a woman.
So get yourself some Manly energy today with the extreme power of Bear Semen!"
Fuck yeah, is it possible to import to Canada? It's a tad bit expensive but I would love to indulge myself with this unique drink and it probably has a really creamy taste to it.
On April 06 2011 19:17 vol_ wrote: OMG it exists!?
My first reaction as well.
I heard about it briefly on last night's State of the Game.
I Googled it up. Lo and behold, there exists an actual vendor to Bear Semen. If the fan responses on the Facebook page are of any indication, then it can be said that most of the customers do not realize its connection to Day9. We must rectify this.
I hope to someday buy a can of Bear Semen as a trophy. Perhaps I can get it signed by Day9 at an MLG someday.
On April 06 2011 19:17 vol_ wrote: OMG it exists!?
My first reaction as well.
I heard about it briefly on last night's State of the Game.
I Googled it up. Lo and behold, there exists an actual vendor to Bear Semen. If the fan responses on the Facebook page are of any indication, then it can be said that most of the customers do not realize its connection to Day9. We must rectify this.
I hope to someday buy a can of Bear Semen as a trophy. Perhaps I can get it signed by Day9 at an MLG someday.
ohhh was it already mentioned before? I just saw it on my newsfeed for Facebook so I figured I'd bring it to light at TL.
Damn, at least I can still be the guy who made the thread on "bear semen".
If someone can confirm that this is related to Day9 in some way as opposed to some horribly hilarious coincidence or an attempt to use a name just to market to us, I'd get behind this!
You know, he was told, before the cast to be outrageous and insane as possible. Sadly, the result of this is that they are holding bears captive and jacking off to them for the drink.
I happen to know one of the guys involved in bear semen, he wants to get in contact with day directly, anyone know how he might go about it? can't find any useful info in the daily thread.
On April 09 2011 05:19 kuroshiro wrote: I happen to know one of the guys involved in bear semen, he wants to get in contact with day directly, anyone know how he might go about it? can't find any useful info in the daily thread.
On April 09 2011 05:19 kuroshiro wrote: I happen to know one of the guys involved in bear semen, he wants to get in contact with day directly, anyone know how he might go about it? can't find any useful info in the daily thread.
Cheers and stay manly ;p
Can always PM him on TL?
I didn't figure, from what he says on SoTG, that he uses TL at all any more but will mention it to the Bear Semen guy. There's always fb and twitter I guess.
I've already purchased 2 cases only an hour after it became available to the US.
Per each 8.4 fl oz (250ml) can it has: Calories 112 Fat 0 g Total Carbohydrates 28 g Sugars 27 g Protein 0 Pantothenic Acid 100% Niacin 100% Vitamin B6 250% Vitamin B12 80% and Taurine with no amount listed.
Overall it's not a bad energy drink, tastes fairly similar to a redbull, but drinking one of these at work gets a lot of laughs.
Edit: Though it disappoints me greatly, I have not been able to find a "Contains absolutely no bear semen" disclaimer anywhere on the can.
Edit#2: It is fairly expensive, especially for me. Approximately 60 USD per case of 24, coupled with 140 USD shipping to Alaska (for 2 cases). Cost me over 5 USD per can.
You know, people have been saying that they don't actually say "does not contain bear semen", which would be appropriate if this guy were following what Day[9] said. However, what if, he indeed got the idea from Day[9], but legally is not allowed to say that it does not contain bear semen.
Whoever came up with this idea was a marketing genius.
(If it's not too unhealthy, I may try it out)
I hope they sponsor Day9 to advertise! After all it wouldn't be fair just to steal someone's idea of a name and make profit off of it If they don't... BOYCOTT!!! Power of TL show them we have no mercy! xD
Someone... SOMEONE??? THAT SOMEONE IS DAY9!!! If Bear Semen was not a slang term, then how dare they call the one who coined the term Bear Semen a "someone"???
Someone... SOMEONE??? THAT SOMEONE IS DAY9!!! If Bear Semen was not a slang term, then how dare they call the one who coined the term Bear Semen a "someone"???
While the article in itself doesn't use the pun explicitly the first forum entry who made a pun out of it was this: http://bb.ucc.ie/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=18669 (May 18, 2009)
I'm not a big fan of energy drinks and this is pretty funny. I first heard of it from day9 in one of the episodes of SotG. I love that product quote though lol.
My message to them: Day9 made you do it, didn't he.
Reply: Bear Semen is a free agent, to suggest otherwise is to do a grave diservice to all the brave Bear milkers who risk their lives to bring us Bear Semen, The Manliest Drink on Earth!
There isnt even any caffeine? Sounds like a huge waste of money like every other energy drink, though atleast most actually have a stimulant in them. Probably best to just make yourself a cup of coffee if you want energy without paying up the ass for it.
On April 11 2011 22:54 CounterOrder wrote: There isnt even any caffeine? Sounds like a huge waste of money like every other energy drink, though atleast most actually have a stimulant in them. Probably best to just make yourself a cup of coffee if you want energy without paying up the ass for it.
Someone... SOMEONE??? THAT SOMEONE IS DAY9!!! If Bear Semen was not a slang term, then how dare they call the one who coined the term Bear Semen a "someone"???
While the article in itself doesn't use the pun explicitly the first forum entry who made a pun out of it was this: http://bb.ucc.ie/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=18669 (May 18, 2009)
Thank you all for you kind words! Bear Semen is indeed the Manliest Drink on Earth. Forget Red Bull, Wings are for Fairies, Bear Semen gives you the Strength of 10 Gorillas!
Day[9], you are clearly the man to best appreciate the manly energy of Bear Semen, we'd love to send you a case. We will send you a PM...
oh my gosh, i remember watching the match a long time ago and day9 talking about what he would name an energy drink. can't believe this stuff is so widely available now
EPT
