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Bear Semen Energy Drink (available in USA stores)

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me_viet
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia1350 Posts
April 06 2011 09:53 GMT
#1

"Feeling weak, need some strength? Some MANLY strength? Want to gain the strength of TEN gorillas?"


So it seems some people who Combat-Ex vs Chill epic grudge match of the century with day9 commentating and decided to listen to day9's advice and branded this new product on the market "Bear Semen".

As they advertise, this is quite possibly the most manly of all energy drinks..+ Show Spoiler +



"...Bear Semen is the Manliest Drink on Earth. This drink won't just give you a hairy chest, this drink will give you hairy eyeballs. Simply buying this drink will make you the most manly man in a hundred mile radius, even if you are a woman.

So get yourself some Manly energy today with the extreme power of Bear Semen!"


Source: http://shop.bearsemen.com/products/bear-semen-energy-drink

No bear semen thread is thread worthy without the vod of the epic epeen measuring contest where it all began....

+ Show Spoiler +


Day9's Highlights (yes not highlights of the players, but highlights for the baller commentator: + Show Spoiler +



Selling for USD 59.99 for Case of 24 or;
USD 16.00 for Six Pack.


SO. which TL member got the smart idea of bringing this manly drink onto the market. and can i get a discount?
1-LeeteR
Profile Joined August 2010
United States78 Posts
April 06 2011 09:55 GMT
#2
id really like to know whats in this drink x_x
"i hate people who quote themselves" - me
TearsOfTheSun
Profile Joined March 2006
Canada995 Posts
April 06 2011 09:56 GMT
#3
as soon as i read "bear semen" i thought of day[9] saying it in his commentary holy shit this is funny hahaha
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aiyeeta
Profile Joined June 2007
United States199 Posts
April 06 2011 09:56 GMT
#4
On April 06 2011 18:55 itzzspencer wrote:
id really like to know whats in this drink x_x


I doubt it
"...And that was the first time I got crabs"
Hasse
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden579 Posts
April 06 2011 09:57 GMT
#5
what.the.fuck?
You can get alot more with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word - Al Capone
NamsenX
Profile Joined April 2011
Norway3 Posts
April 06 2011 09:58 GMT
#6
wtf bear semen XD
i'd drink that <3
Protoss will forever remain the best race ;)
Fredoq
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden206 Posts
April 06 2011 09:59 GMT
#7
I've heard that Chill is responsible for this! unknown source.
Kamais_Ookin
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada4218 Posts
April 06 2011 10:01 GMT
#8
Fuck yeah, is it possible to import to Canada? It's a tad bit expensive but I would love to indulge myself with this unique drink and it probably has a really creamy taste to it.
I <3 Plexa.
KimchiFriedRice
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada237 Posts
April 06 2011 10:04 GMT
#9
Oh my god... Bear semen...
I will shove Kimchi up your ass and watch you writhe in pain.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
April 06 2011 10:06 GMT
#10
What flavour is it? Could not find any info on their various sites, maybe I'm blind tho.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
vol_
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia1608 Posts
April 06 2011 10:17 GMT
#11
OMG it exists!?
Jaedong gives me a deep resonance.
storm8ring3r
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany227 Posts
April 06 2011 10:22 GMT
#12
This is incredibly gay
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Supamang
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2298 Posts
April 06 2011 10:23 GMT
#13
On April 06 2011 19:22 storm8ring3r wrote:
This is incredibly gay

thats nice. i think its pretty awesome
Ryndika
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1489 Posts
April 06 2011 10:25 GMT
#14
I think there's "Contains absolutely no bear semen" text behind the can so people will not think they keep bears in cages jacking off all day. :D

I wish they sold those out here so I could drink one just for lols.
as useful as teasalt
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
April 06 2011 10:27 GMT
#15
On April 06 2011 19:17 vol_ wrote:
OMG it exists!?

My first reaction as well.

I heard about it briefly on last night's State of the Game.

I Googled it up. Lo and behold, there exists an actual vendor to Bear Semen. If the fan responses on the Facebook page are of any indication, then it can be said that most of the customers do not realize its connection to Day9. We must rectify this.

I hope to someday buy a can of Bear Semen as a trophy. Perhaps I can get it signed by Day9 at an MLG someday.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
me_viet
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia1350 Posts
April 06 2011 10:33 GMT
#16
On April 06 2011 19:27 eviltomahawk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2011 19:17 vol_ wrote:
OMG it exists!?

My first reaction as well.

I heard about it briefly on last night's State of the Game.

I Googled it up. Lo and behold, there exists an actual vendor to Bear Semen. If the fan responses on the Facebook page are of any indication, then it can be said that most of the customers do not realize its connection to Day9. We must rectify this.

I hope to someday buy a can of Bear Semen as a trophy. Perhaps I can get it signed by Day9 at an MLG someday.


ohhh was it already mentioned before? I just saw it on my newsfeed for Facebook so I figured I'd bring it to light at TL.

Damn, at least I can still be the guy who made the thread on "bear semen".

Terranist
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2496 Posts
April 06 2011 10:44 GMT
#17
day9 should sue him so hard. no mention of starcraft or day9 at all.
The Show of a Lifetime
jellyfishpizzas
Profile Joined December 2010
34 Posts
April 06 2011 10:44 GMT
#18
it's been a while already. its expensive tho. considering a six-pack.

they ship worldwide (i think).
grobo
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Japan6199 Posts
April 06 2011 10:56 GMT
#19
It's a bit expensive, no?
We make signature, then defense it.
dephikt
Profile Joined March 2011
United States11 Posts
April 06 2011 11:08 GMT
#20
supposedly the can of bear semen day9 showed on sotg las night was just a red bull with a custom label he made (http://i.imgur.com/EgyVw.png)

interesting that someone made it an actual drink. pretty pricy though.
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