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Dalguno
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2446 Posts
April 10 2011 20:41 GMT
#61
On April 11 2011 05:37 fuzzy_panda wrote:
sounds rather unbearable to me


I'll bet it's grizzly.
"I'm gonna keep making drones cause I'm a baller, and ballers make drones." -Snute
RancidTurnip
Profile Joined August 2010
United States105 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-10 20:59:10
April 10 2011 20:52 GMT
#62
I've already purchased 2 cases only an hour after it became available to the US.

Per each 8.4 fl oz (250ml) can it has:
Calories 112
Fat 0 g
Total Carbohydrates 28 g
Sugars 27 g
Protein 0
Pantothenic Acid 100%
Niacin 100%
Vitamin B6 250%
Vitamin B12 80%
and Taurine with no amount listed.

Overall it's not a bad energy drink, tastes fairly similar to a redbull, but drinking one of these at work gets a lot of laughs.

Edit: Though it disappoints me greatly, I have not been able to find a "Contains absolutely no bear semen" disclaimer anywhere on the can.

Edit#2: It is fairly expensive, especially for me. Approximately 60 USD per case of 24, coupled with 140 USD shipping to Alaska (for 2 cases). Cost me over 5 USD per can.
Lucidx
Profile Joined December 2010
United States122 Posts
April 10 2011 20:54 GMT
#63
We all knew this was going to happen.
" I would rather get AIDS then get hit by a bus then have my expansion blocked by a pylon" - Day[9]
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
April 10 2011 21:08 GMT
#64
LOL did someone really steal that?
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
holyhalo5
Profile Joined October 2009
United States187 Posts
April 10 2011 21:11 GMT
#65
WHOA, this shit is real?!@??!?!

Day[9] helped originate an energy drink product :D
I'm cold as iceeeee
Gatsbi
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1134 Posts
April 10 2011 21:11 GMT
#66
On April 11 2011 06:08 Day[9] wrote:
LOL did someone really steal that?


Haha it seems so, poor guy!
"IF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN. THEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN ANYTHINIG YET." - Rev Kojo Smith
FrozenFrog
Profile Joined April 2011
Singapore133 Posts
April 11 2011 05:08 GMT
#67
Omg are you serious? Would love to have a sip.
d(-.-)b
Samura1Jack
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden111 Posts
April 11 2011 05:20 GMT
#68
Bear semen eh? Interesting...
"SO MANY BANELINGS *voice drowning in baneling bowels*
[Agony]x90
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States853 Posts
April 11 2011 05:25 GMT
#69
You know, people have been saying that they don't actually say "does not contain bear semen", which would be appropriate if this guy were following what Day[9] said. However, what if, he indeed got the idea from Day[9], but legally is not allowed to say that it does not contain bear semen.

Think about it... what would that imply?
JF dodger since 2009
Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10350 Posts
April 11 2011 05:29 GMT
#70
Whoever came up with this idea was a marketing genius.

(If it's not too unhealthy, I may try it out)

I hope they sponsor Day9 to advertise! After all it wouldn't be fair just to steal someone's idea of a name and make profit off of it If they don't... BOYCOTT!!! Power of TL show them we have no mercy! xD

And also, LOL
Mid-master streaming MECH ONLY + commentary www.twitch.tv/yoshikirishima +++ "If all-in fails, all-in again."
nvs.
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada3609 Posts
April 11 2011 05:29 GMT
#71
I'll always stand behind my powerthirst.



Yoshi Kirishima
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States10350 Posts
April 11 2011 05:32 GMT
#72
Actually, was Bear Semen a slang term before Day9 used it (coined it?)

In this blog post about it, they say

"It may possibly be fake but we love it! Also, are these images of someone actually drinking (Pedo)Bear Semen."

http://urlybits.com/2011/02/bear-semen-youre-next-energy-drink/

Someone... SOMEONE??? THAT SOMEONE IS DAY9!!! If Bear Semen was not a slang term, then how dare they call the one who coined the term Bear Semen a "someone"???
Mid-master streaming MECH ONLY + commentary www.twitch.tv/yoshikirishima +++ "If all-in fails, all-in again."
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
April 11 2011 05:39 GMT
#73
On April 11 2011 06:08 Day[9] wrote:
LOL did someone really steal that?

It would appear so. I think you should holla at them and try and get some money outta this. It was your greatest idea as of yet!
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
echO [W]
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1495 Posts
April 11 2011 05:42 GMT
#74
On April 11 2011 06:08 Day[9] wrote:
LOL did someone really steal that?

Now you need to convince them to sponsor the Day[9] daily. Imagine a Bear Semen overlay.
"Or a school bus over a bunch of kids" - Tasteless --- “A man's errors are his portals of discovery.” - James Joyce
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
April 11 2011 05:44 GMT
#75
It's difficult to separate the association between bear semen and Day 9
Brood War loyalist
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-11 05:56:49
April 11 2011 05:50 GMT
#76
On April 11 2011 14:32 Yoshi Kirishima wrote:
Actually, was Bear Semen a slang term before Day9 used it (coined it?)

In this blog post about it, they say

"It may possibly be fake but we love it! Also, are these images of someone actually drinking (Pedo)Bear Semen."

http://urlybits.com/2011/02/bear-semen-youre-next-energy-drink/

Someone... SOMEONE??? THAT SOMEONE IS DAY9!!! If Bear Semen was not a slang term, then how dare they call the one who coined the term Bear Semen a "someone"???


Quick search revelead this:

Oldest "funny" use of the term "bear semen" is what I found here in an article from 1996 from the online magazine "the onion". Also, yes, the story is fake. =P
http://www.petting-zoo.net/~deadbeef/archive/1687.html

While the article in itself doesn't use the pun explicitly the first forum entry who made a pun out of it was this: http://bb.ucc.ie/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=18669 (May 18, 2009)

The urban dictonary entry ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bear semen ) is from Nov 8, 2009.


Considering the game where Day9 used it first is from July 7, 2009...

I think the real conclusion of events is that...

DAY9 STOLE IT FROM THE FORUM I LINKED ABOVE.

ggnore, the interwebs never forgives your sins.
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
zoLo
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States5896 Posts
April 11 2011 06:17 GMT
#77
I'm not a big fan of energy drinks and this is pretty funny. I first heard of it from day9 in one of the episodes of SotG. I love that product quote though lol.
Thall
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Switzerland214 Posts
April 11 2011 09:01 GMT
#78
I hope they are sucessful, so you can go to your local supermarket one day and grab a can of bear semen o_O
This strategy is made of balls ! - Nick "Tasteless" Plott, during GSL cast
Mofisto
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom585 Posts
April 11 2011 09:50 GMT
#79
Hahahaha, awesome, going to purchase a 6 pack. 10 quid is expensive though
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you."
bluzark
Profile Joined November 2010
Belgium68 Posts
April 11 2011 11:08 GMT
#80
http://www.alibaba.com/products/own_brand_energy_drink/--29102.html

that is all it takes to get your own 'brand'
gnnnnnnn
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