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Well it's the first day of the fourth month's day and after some pranking with buddies, I started thinking back on my high school days and man... we did some pretty messed up shit.
I got egg'd once. I still don't know who did it.
Anyway, I started to remember some weird stuff that was spread around back in high school, and how easily everyone believed it.
For the longest time, I thought one of the "cool" guys was on steroids. But lol... no..
And the WORST rumour I heard about SOME ONE ELSE?
Some guy I knew back in elementary school was telling people that someone fingered his dog.
![[image loading]](http://www.come4news.com/images/stories/Divers/golden-retriever.jpg)
NOTE: (Not the actual dog)
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Wow.. what's worse is the guy who spread the rumour was avoiding my buddy for the rest of the school year so my buddy never got to confront him.
How did the I find out from my friend? One of the sluttiest girls in school came up to him and he thought she was just gonna have a normal conversation until her mouth opened and she said, "Did you really finger Dave's dog?"
Edit: C'mon guys... it's general chat =(... I thought we could share this kinda thing. I'm starting to feel I put this thread in the wrong section then..
Sorry mods..
Second Edit: It's getting ridiculous. A lot of you guys aren't reading the opening topic clearly. The rumour wasn't about me. Silly people.
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dont lie, you did it didnt you? you bastard...
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United States163 Posts
pics or it didn't happen!
Edit: nice
Edit2: should've used this one imo
![[image loading]](http://treebeard31.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/dog.jpg)
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On April 02 2011 04:28 Destro wrote:
dont lie, you did it didnt you? you bastard...
DUDE, I swear, I didn't
After elementary school, I never even talked to the guy who spread the rumour.
We went to different middle schools and I guess he was trying to be some popular funny guy so he was just saying random crap.
I remember him leaving any room I entered back in High School too. He's one of those pricks.
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I didn't know people knew about this shit in Elementary school.
I knew about sex, but foreplay was still unknown to me.
How odd... fingering a dog.
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People in my school thought I was gay for a few days because I'm good friends with an out-of-the closest gay guy.
That was pretty easy to clear up, and not bestiality related, so I think mine's pretty good.
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There was a rumor that I was sleeping with my married labmate/collaborator/coworker. Not really sure why, seeing as neither of us was remotely attracted to the other. My department thinks I'm kind of a slut, apparently. Awkward, as that couldn't be less true.
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On April 02 2011 04:28 Malarkey817 wrote:pics or it didn't happen! Edit: nice Edit2: should've used this one imo
That is a big dog.....I think if you tried anything, it would take you out.
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I love how you're like how did anyone believe that and then state the rumor about the girl as fact. Anyways, that's a pretty messed up rumor man.
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On April 02 2011 04:28 Malarkey817 wrote:pics or it didn't happen! Edit: nice Edit2: should've used this one imo
imo he should have used this one if the rumor was he fingered the lion from Narnia.. this thing is effing huge.
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On April 02 2011 04:41 mnofstl007 wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 04:28 Malarkey817 wrote:pics or it didn't happen! Edit: nice Edit2: should've used this one imo imo he should have used this one if the rumor was he fingered the lion from Narnia.. this thing is effing huge.
Hell, I've seen adult lions smaller than this...
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My freshman year in high school someone told the school administrator that I had a gun in my locker. I had to sit in the office with a cop for half an hour while they searched.
Joke was on the kid who said that, though; I had police orders to skip class.
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On April 02 2011 04:30 LeatherGracket wrote:
That's disgusting bro..
Yep, why did you do it OP?
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On April 02 2011 04:28 Destro wrote:
dont lie, you did it didnt you? you bastard...
hahaha made me lold so hard because the dog picture looks like it has been violated or something
you just have to stare at its sad face
so i was telling these guys that there are 2 characthers you can get in tekken 3 when you finish the game Gon from the ball thingie and Doctor B from survival
kids started a rumour saying i had Gon and Doctor B on Tekken 3
the funny thing is i worked my ass off just to prove the rumour to be correct so i invited friends over they were like OMFG awesome!!!
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I think he just made this post to cover his tracks.... That poor dog...
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On April 02 2011 04:48 Destro wrote:
I think he just made this post to cover his tracks.... That poor dog...
I bet he didn't even call back!
Actually I cant think of any bad rumour about me that wasn't true xD
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Things to do today:
Take out the garbage.
Read 15 pages of novel.
Spend only 1 hour on the internet.
Spread rumour about a guy fingering someone's dog.
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On April 02 2011 04:28 Malarkey817 wrote:pics or it didn't happen! Edit: nice Edit2: should've used this one imo
that thing looks like a pokemon.
and i was fortunate enough of having all the rumors about myself to never reach my ears. either there were none, or people were good at not revealing them. either way im grateful, 'cause the people who i considered my friends and not just acquaintances are still my friends.
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My city has 2 high schools of about 1500 students each, but I went to a catholic school from 1st-8th grade before going to public high school like most of my 25 student class that I was with for 8 years. This one guy in my catholic school class (Trevor) slept with my best friend (obviously was a girl, name irrelevant) so all the guys in the class were like "wtf I wanna lose my virginity too". He ends up fucking my best friend over and ditching her, and me being the best friend I heard all about it...wah wah wah. Time passes.
So I get to high school and meet this girl Beth he was trying to get with. I get to sleep with her during my freshman year (fuck yes losing my virginity at 14?) and made him completely jealous, even though he went to the opposite high school as me and Beth. So he decided to start a rumor that I was on viagra (14 year old freshman on viagra - looking back, hahaha), but basically it just proved he was bitter that I got with her before him.
Good times. Living the good life is the ultimate revenge.
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OP is just trying to cover his tracks. I heard he actually did it.
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Dude rumors are fucked up for sure, but I heard about this guy jjun212 who ACTUALLY fingered some guy's dog. Gross for sure.
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this thread made me lol, you guys are assholes.
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How could you do such a thing? jesus... some people are disgusting! if somebody spread thruths about me i never heard about them -.-
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thats gross man..... why would you finger a dog back in elementary school? you had a sick childhood.
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LOL
you guys are fucking assholes.
^^
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Wow OP.. who fingers dogs?
There was a rumor about me. I had hooked up with my girlfriends Mom.
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None, I was just fat, so they had plenty of shit on me already.
Haters gonna hate.
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this thread totally backfired on the OP. it was a good idea till you dropped that bombshell of a "rumor"
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Woah this thread is maybe THE example for somebody starts to troll and everybody does then the same.
Back to topic:
No i dont say anything to topic 
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Probably do to the fact of my fearlessly confident sexuality, some one started a rumor that i was gay. I had absolutely no doubt in my self,(as well as the fact that I love show-tunes and theater in general) I was so confident I could comfortably cuddle with another man and not feel awkward. I (theater) kissed a guy once, and complimented him afterwards.
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My friend started a rumor that I shit on myself one drunk night . Whats worse is people believed him lol
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Never heard a rumour about myself, but I did spread a rumour where this guy I knew in middle/high school, that he fingered my dog.
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to be fair, we never asked if the dog liked it
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In middle school there was this rumour that i had anal sex with a girl in class,, it took people 5 years to stop pestering me about it,,
should've never let a buddy watch,, he just couldn't keep his mouth shut..
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One word: herpes.
Nope, it wasn't true. CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
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I don't know about rumors, but when I was in high school, there was a girl who apparently was working behind the scenes, talking a ton of shit about me because she is a very Christian-ey person and I was the most outspoken atheist in my school.
A friend of mine told me that he had his arm twisted into not inviting me to a party because she wouldn't show up if I were there, and they share a lot of the same friends so that would have been bad.
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On April 02 2011 05:19 Retgery wrote:
Probably do to the fact of my fearlessly confident sexuality, some one started a rumor that i was gay. I had absolutely no doubt in my self,(as well as the fact that I love show-tunes and theater in general) I was so confident I could comfortably cuddle with another man and not feel awkward. I (theater) kissed a guy once, and complimented him afterwards.
Dude. Thats totally gay.
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"Worst" rumour: That I was supposedly gay. Nobody believed that one, because I'm apparently completely asexual. Didn't have any impact on anything. 
What really sucked was the rumour that I hated hugs. And I didn't hear about that one for months. So whenever there were hugs of some sort, people stared at me trying to figure out if they should risk hugging me. Awkward moments, very awkward. Especially because I really had no idea wtf was going on.
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A friend spread a rumor that I fingered my cat. I mean no one took it seriously but lol, what are the chances.
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Woke up a couple years ago to a rumor in my college house that I'd had a threesome the night before with two sorority girls.
(The truth is they were two close friends of mine who were sitting up in my loft giggling after putting my drunk, and decidedly unconscious, ass into bed.)
Though I guess if there's going to have to be a rumor about me, I'd take that one 
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Worst rumor spread about me was that I raped a girl and she herself was spreading it. Got threatened by a couple kids ended up confronting her and she took it all back. I felt bad for the two kids who threatened me because my brother found out and they got there asses handed to them and had to go to the hospital. Everytime I see the girl I grind my teeth to stop from punching her in the face.
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One time there was a rumor that I was pimping out my dog to people who wanted to finger it...
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My ex-wife cheated on me and though we tried to work through it, it didn't work out. She had a relationship with this guy for like 2+years and wouldn't stop seeing him. Anyway, being the spiteful person she was, when I was trying to be respectful about the divorce, she told all of our friends and family that she left because I beat her. What? Family members came over to beat my ass. I was totally confused as to why everyone was so pissed at me until my boss told me that I needed anger management in a sit down meeting. (he is also a good friend of mine). Almost everyone in the community thought I was a woman beating bastard. Finally cleared up when she confessed to her best friend what really happened. She apologized to me for it but by that point I was over it and didn't care anyway.
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On April 02 2011 05:58 Magic_Mike wrote:
My ex-wife cheated on me and though we tried to work through it, it didn't work out. She had a relationship with this guy for like 2+years and wouldn't stop seeing him. Anyway, being the spiteful person she was, when I was trying to be respectful about the divorce, she told all of our friends and family that she left because I beat her. What? Family members came over to beat my ass. I was totally confused as to why everyone was so pissed at me until my boss told me that I needed anger management in a sit down meeting. (he is also a good friend of mine). Almost everyone in the community thought I was a woman beating bastard. Finally cleared up when she confessed to her best friend what really happened. She apologized to me for it but by that point I was over it and didn't care anyway.
Great christ that's horrific. Some people just don't give a fuck about anything other than themselves and it boggles my mind.
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i don't think there has ever been a terrible one spread about me personally but there was a rumor about some girl in my high school class that she practiced making out by kissing a baby she babysat. eww
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Wait OP are you M2's girlfriend?
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Marshall Islands3404 Posts
hate brag threads like this, no1 cares that your getting some man.
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On April 02 2011 05:58 Magic_Mike wrote:
My ex-wife cheated on me and though we tried to work through it, it didn't work out. She had a relationship with this guy for like 2+years and wouldn't stop seeing him. Anyway, being the spiteful person she was, when I was trying to be respectful about the divorce, she told all of our friends and family that she left because I beat her. What? Family members came over to beat my ass. I was totally confused as to why everyone was so pissed at me until my boss told me that I needed anger management in a sit down meeting. (he is also a good friend of mine). Almost everyone in the community thought I was a woman beating bastard. Finally cleared up when she confessed to her best friend what really happened. She apologized to me for it but by that point I was over it and didn't care anyway.
AAIK, even accusations of spousal abuse are taken seriously in divorce courts, so you're wife was prolly in touch with a lawyer and was instructed to act this way.
As far as rumours, a lot of people in high school thought I was a much bigger druggie than I really was. I only really smoked weed on weekends (even less these days), but a lot of people in high school made it out that I was smoking every hour of every day.
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While in HighSchool some stupid jealous girl, told a girl that i had some advance(second base) that i had do some weird stuff to her when she fall sleep on my lap on a fucking room full of ppl, so the girl i was having avoid me like for 2 weeks till i got her and talk to her... Then she told me "someone had tell her that i do nasty stuff to her" i knew the bitch... was a friend of her that had some lesbic tendency.
Guess she got jealous but talk shit about me? for real.... in a room full of people??? how did she even believe i did something to her in a room full of people!!!
Thats the worst i had ever know someone said about me.
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bestiality aint cool, yo
rumors about me in highschool:
i have stds
i hooked up with this ugly girl (so she claims. we slept next to each other, no touchy or kissy)
wow it seems like the only thing I can think of is people talking about how im trying to get with some ugly chick who likes me. call me a stud
rumers i spread:
idranically: said this guy told me he fingers his ass in the shower (thus we called him stinky fingers) hehehoho
told everyone that my one of my good friends has a small, very curved member (for the luls, i have never seen it)
rumors i've heard:
sophomore bitch got drunk and was gettin fooled wit by 2 dudes, put the highlighter in and it came out with the cap off. lol?
a lot of the crazy stuff that has happened in highschool aren't really rumors because i have seen proof in pictures/person. my highschool was ruthless with picture spreading.
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The main supplier in a tiny town somehow got the idea that I had thrown rocks at him. He was a bit nuts but his description was spot on, from then on people who were buying had to explain to him that they were not mates with me.
I swear, of all the weird shit I've heard I don't get how he thought I had thrown rocks at him. I mean.. how does that even happen? I never talked to the guy before, in fact I didn't even know what he actually looked like.
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On April 02 2011 04:28 Malarkey817 wrote:
oh man oh man, does that really exist LOL'.
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In my secondary school a chinese guy who was actually my friend randomly said 'you know Aaron he is a jew you know' in a funny accent. It was funny, but it kind of stuck for awhile lol.
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Some guy said I had sex with him when I was in 7th grade.
And for years everyone believed him and they all thought I was gay.
Note: It's not true.
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On April 02 2011 06:01 -Frog- wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 05:58 Magic_Mike wrote:
My ex-wife cheated on me and though we tried to work through it, it didn't work out. She had a relationship with this guy for like 2+years and wouldn't stop seeing him. Anyway, being the spiteful person she was, when I was trying to be respectful about the divorce, she told all of our friends and family that she left because I beat her. What? Family members came over to beat my ass. I was totally confused as to why everyone was so pissed at me until my boss told me that I needed anger management in a sit down meeting. (he is also a good friend of mine). Almost everyone in the community thought I was a woman beating bastard. Finally cleared up when she confessed to her best friend what really happened. She apologized to me for it but by that point I was over it and didn't care anyway. Great christ that's horrific. Some people just don't give a fuck about anything other than themselves and it boggles my mind.
Had that happen to me too in Court, she lied and said I beat her, which caused another court issue where it was the State vs Me, I won that hands down as I presented evidence that it was actually the other way around. I had to win 3 different cases against this and 3 restraining orders i should've never had in the first place.
Difference between me and my ex-wife simply put, she had 13 UGLY break ups with her guys. Me when I broke up with girls or they broke up with me, I got along with them all, except my ex-wife surprisingly.
But she lied a fourth time in Court and I complained to the judge and he told me "Sir it's time you moved beyond those things." but when she lied and said I beat her he said "Mam, please continue".
Sadly I was beat by my ex-wife, we even had 3 councilors all suggested she had angry issues and control issues, she refused to allow any of the 3 to speak in the divorce sadly. (requires both to be able to speak.)
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On April 02 2011 06:26 GertHeart wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 06:01 -Frog- wrote:On April 02 2011 05:58 Magic_Mike wrote:
My ex-wife cheated on me and though we tried to work through it, it didn't work out. She had a relationship with this guy for like 2+years and wouldn't stop seeing him. Anyway, being the spiteful person she was, when I was trying to be respectful about the divorce, she told all of our friends and family that she left because I beat her. What? Family members came over to beat my ass. I was totally confused as to why everyone was so pissed at me until my boss told me that I needed anger management in a sit down meeting. (he is also a good friend of mine). Almost everyone in the community thought I was a woman beating bastard. Finally cleared up when she confessed to her best friend what really happened. She apologized to me for it but by that point I was over it and didn't care anyway. Great christ that's horrific. Some people just don't give a fuck about anything other than themselves and it boggles my mind. Had that happen to me too in Court, she lied and said I beat her, which caused another court issue where it was the State vs Me, I won that hands down as I presented evidence that it was actually the other way around. I had to win 3 different cases against this and 3 restraining orders i should've never had in the first place. Difference between me and my ex-wife simply put, she had 13 UGLY break ups with her guys. Me when I broke up with girls or they broke up with me, I got along with them all, except my ex-wife surprisingly. But she lied a fourth time in Court and I complained to the judge and he told me "Sir it's time you moved beyond those things." but when she lied and said I beat her he said "Mam, please continue". Sadly I was beat by my ex-wife, we even had 3 councilors all suggested she had angry issues and control issues, she refused to allow any of the 3 to speak in the divorce sadly. (requires both to be able to speak.)
wooow
some people are fucked up
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Someone spread the rumor that I drink piss.
Well, it's not a rumor, it's true
![[image loading]](http://edwindsyam.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/grylls.jpg)
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On April 02 2011 06:28 shawster wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 06:26 GertHeart wrote:On April 02 2011 06:01 -Frog- wrote:On April 02 2011 05:58 Magic_Mike wrote:
My ex-wife cheated on me and though we tried to work through it, it didn't work out. She had a relationship with this guy for like 2+years and wouldn't stop seeing him. Anyway, being the spiteful person she was, when I was trying to be respectful about the divorce, she told all of our friends and family that she left because I beat her. What? Family members came over to beat my ass. I was totally confused as to why everyone was so pissed at me until my boss told me that I needed anger management in a sit down meeting. (he is also a good friend of mine). Almost everyone in the community thought I was a woman beating bastard. Finally cleared up when she confessed to her best friend what really happened. She apologized to me for it but by that point I was over it and didn't care anyway. Great christ that's horrific. Some people just don't give a fuck about anything other than themselves and it boggles my mind. Had that happen to me too in Court, she lied and said I beat her, which caused another court issue where it was the State vs Me, I won that hands down as I presented evidence that it was actually the other way around. I had to win 3 different cases against this and 3 restraining orders i should've never had in the first place. Difference between me and my ex-wife simply put, she had 13 UGLY break ups with her guys. Me when I broke up with girls or they broke up with me, I got along with them all, except my ex-wife surprisingly. But she lied a fourth time in Court and I complained to the judge and he told me "Sir it's time you moved beyond those things." but when she lied and said I beat her he said "Mam, please continue". Sadly I was beat by my ex-wife, we even had 3 councilors all suggested she had angry issues and control issues, she refused to allow any of the 3 to speak in the divorce sadly. (requires both to be able to speak.) wooow some people are fucked up
Hah if you read online, for a guy to beat a restraiing order is almost impossible, that's how bad it was that I actually won 3 times without a lawyer. (She took all the money and hired one even) =/
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Why aren't admin moderating this?
It's 2 page of lame joke and 5 serious posts.
Hmmm can't really remember any rumors about me. I don't think there has been any widely spread.
Anyway I could remember when I was 9 there was a rumors that there was this girl in the neighboring village of our age who had given a blowjob.
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On April 02 2011 06:43 0x64 wrote:
Why aren't admin moderating this?
It's 2 page of lame joke and 5 serious posts.
Hmmm can't really remember any rumors about me. I don't think there has been any widely spread.
Anyway I could remember when I was 9 there was a rumors that there was this girl in the neighboring village of our age who had given a blowjob.
Because people are having fun and enjoying themselves.
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I got a girl pregnant that was dating some fat guy, you know i did this all when i was in another relationship and was still a virgin so idk how that happened but my god did her boyfriend believe that
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that I was in bronze league
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On April 02 2011 05:29 [GiTM]-Ace wrote:
My friend started a rumor that I shit on myself one drunk night . Whats worse is people believed him lol
How is that even possible?
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In highschool someone spread the rumour that I'm awesome.
Except it's not a rumour, I am awesome.
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On April 02 2011 06:02 DCLXVI wrote:Wait OP are you M2's girlfriend?
LOL HAHA :D
Totally forgot about that one
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Not a rumor about me, but we had a corndog girl. She probly did it too....
You do the math.
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On April 02 2011 05:48 Skrammen wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 05:19 Retgery wrote:
Probably do to the fact of my fearlessly confident sexuality, some one started a rumor that i was gay. I had absolutely no doubt in my self,(as well as the fact that I love show-tunes and theater in general) I was so confident I could comfortably cuddle with another man and not feel awkward. I (theater) kissed a guy once, and complimented him afterwards. Dude. Thats totally gay.
Haha, that got me.
Poor OP. I knew a guy that had a similar rumor about him, except it involved peanut butter and a dog.
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It seems that girls are the worst for spreading rumors, there is this chick in my science class who has a rumor about her, she apparently gave some guy head in the drama room....word got out pretty quickly and now there is a 'list' of all the guys she gave head too.
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[quote][QUOTE]On April 02 2011 07:31 maliceee wrote:
[QUOTE]On April 02 2011 05:48 Skrammen wrote:
[QUOTE]On April 02 2011 05:19 Retgery wrote:
Probably do to the fact of my fearlessly confident sexuality, some one started a rumor that i was gay. I had absolutely no doubt in my self,(as well as the fact that I love show-tunes and theater in general) I was so confident I could comfortably cuddle with another man and not feel awkward. I (theater) kissed a guy once, and complimented him afterwards.[/quote]
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Dude. Thats totally gay[/quote]
That's what you and everyone else thought...sadly it blew over after my GIRLFRIEND convinced them otherwise
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I was once on vacation and we had this guy with us, that we all kind of hated. A lot. One of those personalities that has to compete in everything, and do everything to look better than others.
The type that would say "LOL 1V1 THEN FAGGOT?" in SC2 under a balance discussion.
Easily. We told the girls we were seeing that vacation, that he was gay.
No girls for him until one of the girls said to him, that tonight we are going to find you a nice guy.
\o/
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Oh man do I have things I could contribute to this thread. Unfortunately, I'm about to cast MLG Dallas (I'm at the caster computer w/ the countdown clock in front of me >.<)
But yeah.... there've been some rumors lol :D
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A girl in my high school used to steal bottled bitch beer from Safeway by sticking it up her snatch and walking out. This, unfortunately, is not a rumor, as I have seen it myself.
EDIT: Before anyone demands to know how she got it up her pants, let alone her snatch in the middle of the Safeway, don't worry, she always made sure to dress for the occasion by wearing a skirt.
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Someone spread a rumor that I smoked - this was when I was 12 and could have got me in trouble with my parents and my mentor from school. Despite this being completely unfounded, I later overheard some girls gossiping that they had seen me smoking, and the strange thing is that I'm quite certain they weren't the person that had originally started the rumor, so they just jumped on the bandwagon of attacking me for invented things. (I don't really like negative attention, and this was just an awful week in retrospect)
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On April 02 2011 08:33 Day[9] wrote:
Oh man do I have things I could contribute to this thread. Unfortunately, I'm about to cast MLG Dallas (I'm at the caster computer w/ the countdown clock in front of me >.<)
But yeah.... there've been some rumors lol :D
OMG DAY[9] I LOVE YOU.. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT THAT I EXIST!!
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On April 02 2011 08:33 Day[9] wrote:
Oh man do I have things I could contribute to this thread. Unfortunately, I'm about to cast MLG Dallas (I'm at the caster computer w/ the countdown clock in front of me >.<)
But yeah.... there've been some rumors lol :D
Do tell later? :D
Well, there have been a few..
-Apparently I slept with some really fat chick at a party ( not true )
-That I'm gay ( definitly not true.. stupid kids, jealousy..)
-Apparently I screw my cat? Who comes up with these things..
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On April 02 2011 08:33 Day[9] wrote:
Oh man do I have things I could contribute to this thread. Unfortunately, I'm about to cast MLG Dallas (I'm at the caster computer w/ the countdown clock in front of me >.<)
But yeah.... there've been some rumors lol :D
:D :D :D Please tell the tale as if it was story time in kindergarten.
But I never had any rumors really. But there is a small rumor going around that I could be gay (which is true)
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Worst rumour I ever heard about myself was that I'd put a cricket bat up my arse in school. Bit of an odd one, that.
There's a rumour going around work that I'm bi. The annoying thing is it happens to be true. I have no idea how everyone knows though, and I would much prefer that they didn't, so when asked about it I face the awkward decision of whether to outright lie about it or not. Usually I just frown and say 'yes I've heard that rumour' and try and move on.
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Actually the worst rumor about me was started on the Team Liquid League of legends sub-forum.
Apparently some guy said that I had actually died irl.
I have been known as a ghost ever since.
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On April 02 2011 09:35 NuKedUFirst wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 08:33 Day[9] wrote:
Oh man do I have things I could contribute to this thread. Unfortunately, I'm about to cast MLG Dallas (I'm at the caster computer w/ the countdown clock in front of me >.<)
But yeah.... there've been some rumors lol :D Do tell later? :D Well, there have been a few.. -Apparently I slept with some really fat chick at a party ( not true ) -That I'm gay ( definitly not true.. stupid kids, jealousy..) -Apparently I screw my cat? Who comes up with these things..
Notice that he didn't say the third one was not true. You heard it here first people, NuKedUFirst screws cats.
As for me, i'm a quiet nerd who nobody cares about enough to make fun of. That and without me, half my class would be failing physics. People stay on my good side so that they can ask me what we've been learning about an hour before the test.
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I feel the need to contribute this one, and I think others agree with this one.
I heard a rumor MLG is going to work without any problems.
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apparently there was a rumour spread by someone back when i was at school that i smoked crack with him outside the school gates. nobody believed it i don't think. i was quite bemused when i heard years later that rumour had been spread
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NeverGG
United Kingdom5399 Posts
The only rumor I've heard about myself was that I'm a lesbian. That one went on from high school all the way through university. Seems like it's the most common rumor that gets started regardless of gender.
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On April 02 2011 10:04 VarpuliS wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 09:35 NuKedUFirst wrote:On April 02 2011 08:33 Day[9] wrote:
Oh man do I have things I could contribute to this thread. Unfortunately, I'm about to cast MLG Dallas (I'm at the caster computer w/ the countdown clock in front of me >.<)
But yeah.... there've been some rumors lol :D Do tell later? :D Well, there have been a few.. -Apparently I slept with some really fat chick at a party ( not true ) -That I'm gay ( definitly not true.. stupid kids, jealousy..) -Apparently I screw my cat? Who comes up with these things.. Notice that he didn't say the third one was not true. You heard it here first people, NuKedUFirst screws cats.
hahaha XDDDD
//tx
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WOW so weird! I know a guy that was rumored to have fingered his cat
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I don't think I've ever heard any rumours about me. Of course that doesn't mean any were spread, although I actually doubt that, but if there were they couldn't have been very bad. Everyone loves me too much ;P
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On April 02 2011 05:48 Skrammen wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 05:19 Retgery wrote:
Probably do to the fact of my fearlessly confident sexuality, some one started a rumor that i was gay. I had absolutely no doubt in my self,(as well as the fact that I love show-tunes and theater in general) I was so confident I could comfortably cuddle with another man and not feel awkward. I (theater) kissed a guy once, and complimented him afterwards. Dude. Thats totally gay.
Yea dude, that's totally gay. When you find yourself making out with another man and feeling no awkward tension.....thats probably a hint. Its totally cool, u can be honest with us and yourself.
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Some people (very few) thought I was emo for a few months. Luckily, anyone who knows me knows that I am NOT emo, goth, or any of that other shit.
The funny part is that the reasoning behind the rumor was my taste in music (Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, The Scorpions, Motley Crue, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, and Classic Rock).
Classic case of Different = Emo.
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It was said I killed an individual over the Pokémon trading card game, because he wouldn't trade his Charizard.
Only thing is, it wasn't a rumour at all, fucking prick deserved it. I think people can empathise with me on this. I mean, first it's that, then what? He's over your house everyday playing your N64, taking a shit when he pleases without asking permission, stroking your cat and eating your Mom's brownies that she made specifically for you.
You're probably wondering what happend to that very Charizard? Well, I won over 17 battles on the playground the next day, using that card as my ace. I would later continue to dominate the battle pool until the fad died out and Crazy Bones took over... So, was it worth it? Of course it was, to defend the honour of my family, justice demanded his head, and that's exactly what I delivered.
Thank you for your time.
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Worst rumor I ever heard about myself made me so upset that I almost wanted to puke. I was dating a girl for awhile back when I was 18. We had a falling out and a big argument that culminated in setting up a time to exchange our stuff back, you know, cds, games, clothes, whatever. It was stupid. Anyway, anyone who knows me knows that I am the most peaceful person that is so hard to get upset or angry. I am like "The Dude" is many situations. =)
Anyway, I sat at home all day when she was supposed to come by to get her stuff. She never came and did not answer her phone. I did not hear anything from her at all for a long time. Let's just call her Becky. A few weeks later a good friend of mine called and was like "Have you talked to Becky?" I was like "No, she never came by and I have not been able to get a hold of her." Then my friend tells me this:
"Well, I talked to her earlier today and she said she was afraid to come over because you were so angry with her and you threatened to beat her up."
WHAT?! I laughed at first and my friend was like "I know that is not true at all because she is a liar (One of the main reason I stopped seeing her) and you would never harm a fly."
I almost started crying after I was done laughing because it was so far from anything that I said or anything that I have ever done. I may not have known her but she knew me and it just proved how much lack of respect she had for me. It was a joke.
Sidenote: We never did trade stuff back, but that is fine. She got some cds and whatnot, I got a guitar. =)
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On April 02 2011 06:26 GertHeart wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 06:01 -Frog- wrote:On April 02 2011 05:58 Magic_Mike wrote:
My ex-wife cheated on me and though we tried to work through it, it didn't work out. She had a relationship with this guy for like 2+years and wouldn't stop seeing him. Anyway, being the spiteful person she was, when I was trying to be respectful about the divorce, she told all of our friends and family that she left because I beat her. What? Family members came over to beat my ass. I was totally confused as to why everyone was so pissed at me until my boss told me that I needed anger management in a sit down meeting. (he is also a good friend of mine). Almost everyone in the community thought I was a woman beating bastard. Finally cleared up when she confessed to her best friend what really happened. She apologized to me for it but by that point I was over it and didn't care anyway. Great christ that's horrific. Some people just don't give a fuck about anything other than themselves and it boggles my mind. Had that happen to me too in Court, she lied and said I beat her, which caused another court issue where it was the State vs Me, I won that hands down as I presented evidence that it was actually the other way around. I had to win 3 different cases against this and 3 restraining orders i should've never had in the first place. Difference between me and my ex-wife simply put, she had 13 UGLY break ups with her guys. Me when I broke up with girls or they broke up with me, I got along with them all, except my ex-wife surprisingly. But she lied a fourth time in Court and I complained to the judge and he told me "Sir it's time you moved beyond those things." but when she lied and said I beat her he said "Mam, please continue". Sadly I was beat by my ex-wife, we even had 3 councilors all suggested she had angry issues and control issues, she refused to allow any of the 3 to speak in the divorce sadly. (requires both to be able to speak.)
Are you by any chance Alan Harper?
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I've never really heard of any rumors about me, though I did catch one of my siblings talking behind my back and making shit up once to basically trash me in front of one of his friends. To this day he won't admit it and I have no idea why he would do it.
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I once heard a rumor that my wife was pregnant and I was going to have another child, I nearly killed myself...
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While on a rollercoaster ride at an amusement park, some dude from my class told my gf of that time while they were waiting and i was not around (innocent stuff going on, holding hands, going to the movies, occasional kiss on the cheek, 6th grade) that i had porn magazines in my closet. she was disgusted and instantly broke up with me when i stepped off the rollercoaster.
funny shit is: i didnt even posess porn magazines, those were just clothing catalogues. and yeah, i kinda looked at the lingerie sections for arousal, but i didnt even know about jerking off at that time!
so extra lolz.
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Me and one of my band mates (green day like band.. not brass band) ejected someone from the band only area (ie where we keep all the equipment and our personal shit) at a gig we played when we were in high school, 2 days later at school, people are giggling behind my back and shit, then im told why... 4 hours later.
The guy told everyone that the reason he got thrown out.. ( apart from the fact we didn't know the guy or want him around our stuff) was that he caught us kissing. I had PE that day.. shockingly enough I had a bench to myself that day to get changed on.
It died down after 2 days of having the piss taken out of me, but that's about the only thing I can think of.
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The worst rumour about me is probably....
getting called a hacker in call of duty 4 and Starcraft. Playing BW style for COD4 certainly does not compute sense for some people. Even my regular cod4 friends joked about it of me having cybernetic enhancements or hack programs in my head -.-.
It still exists today but a lot of people know of my skill and usually back me up xD
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While I have not heard it myself, I'm pretty sure a lot of people at my school think I'm some kind of twisted animal killer or monster like that.I bet you guys 5$ it's because of the long hair.Or maybe the creepy gothic music.And I had a girl asked me if I ever smiled...-__-
Now to something more funny, there was this kinda big guy that was always high and hated by everybody.Let's call him Henry.Everybody was always teasing/insulting him, but one day me and my friend heard him tell a nerd to fuck off and that is dad putted peanut butter in his ass and licked it afterwards.We both had a good laugh, and while I thought that it would end there, my friend started to tell random people that Henry's dad did what Henry told the nerd.While not a lot of people believed it, many people called his dad ass licker or some names I can't remember.
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I can't say I've ever heard a rumour about myself; however . . . there was one time in highschool there was this girl, who would usually flaunt, to my friends and I, about her promiscuous exploits (I don't know why) and her skewed opinion about how she thought all these guys loved her . . . I won't go into detail, but it was kind of messed up.
Anyways, she was gone for about two weeks -- in Dubai I think -- and this rumour started going on around the school about her stating that she was in jail for prostitution. Apparently, she was at a party and she was going through her "prices" with this guy when the cops came, shut the party down, and threw her in Jail . . . where she currently was. The funny part was that people thought the rumour came from my friends and I. And, knowing she talked to us only added to the rumour's legitimacy. We, of course, did not start the rumour, but we went with it. I can only imagine how surprised she was when she returned from Dubai only to find out that she was in jail -- she never talked to us again.
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I found out that there was a rumor about me in high school that I was a DJ and that was the reason I slept through every class.
Turns out I just had a sc:bw addiction.
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I'm just a quiet, off-the-radar-of-EVERYONE nerd here, nothing really at all for me. But, I've heard rumors that the part-time job market for inexperienced high school dudes is opening up.
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On April 02 2011 11:32 ibutoss wrote:
I found out that there was a rumor about me in high school that I was a DJ and that was the reason I slept through every class.
Turns out I just had a sc:bw addiction.
This one polish guy at school kept calling me DJ Almin, and everyone thought I was a DJ.........
It was awesome lol.
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On April 02 2011 10:43 AlexDeLarge wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 06:26 GertHeart wrote:On April 02 2011 06:01 -Frog- wrote:On April 02 2011 05:58 Magic_Mike wrote:
My ex-wife cheated on me and though we tried to work through it, it didn't work out. She had a relationship with this guy for like 2+years and wouldn't stop seeing him. Anyway, being the spiteful person she was, when I was trying to be respectful about the divorce, she told all of our friends and family that she left because I beat her. What? Family members came over to beat my ass. I was totally confused as to why everyone was so pissed at me until my boss told me that I needed anger management in a sit down meeting. (he is also a good friend of mine). Almost everyone in the community thought I was a woman beating bastard. Finally cleared up when she confessed to her best friend what really happened. She apologized to me for it but by that point I was over it and didn't care anyway. Great christ that's horrific. Some people just don't give a fuck about anything other than themselves and it boggles my mind. Had that happen to me too in Court, she lied and said I beat her, which caused another court issue where it was the State vs Me, I won that hands down as I presented evidence that it was actually the other way around. I had to win 3 different cases against this and 3 restraining orders i should've never had in the first place. Difference between me and my ex-wife simply put, she had 13 UGLY break ups with her guys. Me when I broke up with girls or they broke up with me, I got along with them all, except my ex-wife surprisingly. But she lied a fourth time in Court and I complained to the judge and he told me "Sir it's time you moved beyond those things." but when she lied and said I beat her he said "Mam, please continue". Sadly I was beat by my ex-wife, we even had 3 councilors all suggested she had angry issues and control issues, she refused to allow any of the 3 to speak in the divorce sadly. (requires both to be able to speak.) Are you by any chance Alan Harper?
Is that some famous guy? I've never heard of him o.o; So I don't get the joke.
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There was a rumour that I was an alcoholic. My attendance at school was terrible so a group of people thought I was at home getting hammered. Ironically, I drank less than they did.
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most people have been posting some pretty low key ones. I pretty much have the rumor to end all rumors. Especially since this was in FIFTH GRADE
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Basically a group of "Jocks" -if you could call them that in elementary school- hated my guts. I was the average nerd who just knows random facts and never gets below a B+ on tests ranging from math to social studies (history (I don't know why it's called that (instead of history) either)). I was "The nerd" who you wanted to cheat off of. The only person who was ahead of me academically was this cute, short asian girl who studied for eight hours every day (wtf!?). I was also an aspiring inventor. I excelled at complex machines that comprised of different mechanisms from simple machines. So I was the "Rube Goldberg."
Ok, so now you know the backstory. So I didn't hate these jocks. I actually admired their athletic skill. But for some stupid reason, they hated my guts. They acted friendly when trying to squeeze test answers out of me, of course, but they were jerks all other times.
So they invented a story to try and get me in deep shit. The purpose of becoming gossip was secondary. They created this story in hopes that an adult would believe it and get me sent to some nut-house.
The Rumor:
According to the rumor, I had invented a Mechanical Penis that gave women sexual pleasure and simultaneously impregnated them with semen in a small sample container that attached to the base. (FIFTH GRADE). I was marketing this on E-Bay and had ascertained large profit. This isn't true. They thought that an adult would believe it.
I heard about this about 2 days after it started circulating (a friend tipped me off) I came home and told my dad. He was PISSED. He asked me whether I wanted to tell the principal myself or not. I didn't, so he sent her an email. The next day, the kids and I were brought into the principals office. I was just kinda there while the principal chewed them out. she occasionally asked me a few questions and I answered them honestly. The jocks were expelled and a warning about their behavior was issued to the middle schools in our school district. Their parents weren't happy when the principal came to their houses.
I don't think anyone who heard the rumor actually believed it, but it just goes to show what twisted minds kids have.
The price is 399$ I know you want one ladies...
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On April 02 2011 12:09 exploding.godhand wrote:most people have been posting some pretty low key ones. I pretty much have the rumor to end all rumors. Especially since this was in FIFTH GRADE+ Show Spoiler +
Basically a group of "Jocks" -if you could call them that in elementary school- hated my guts. I was the average nerd who just knows random facts and never gets below a B+ on tests ranging from math to social studies (history (I don't know why it's called that (instead of history) either)). I was "The nerd" who you wanted to cheat off of. The only person who was ahead of me academically was this cute, short asian girl who studied for eight hours every day (wtf!?). I was also an aspiring inventor. I excelled at complex machines that comprised of different mechanisms from simple machines. So I was the "Rube Goldberg."
Ok, so now you know the backstory. So I didn't hate these jocks. I actually admired their athletic skill. But for some stupid reason, they hated my guts. They acted friendly when trying to squeeze test answers out of me, of course, but they were jerks all other times.
So they invented a story to try and get me in deep shit. The purpose of becoming gossip was secondary. They created this story in hopes that an adult would believe it and get me sent to some nut-house.
The Rumor:
According to the rumor, I had invented a Mechanical Penis that gave women sexual pleasure and simultaneously impregnated them with semen in a small sample container that attached to the base. (FIFTH GRADE). I was marketing this on E-Bay and had ascertained large profit. This isn't true. They thought that an adult would believe it.
I heard about this about 2 days after it started circulating (a friend tipped me off) I came home and told my dad. He was PISSED. He asked me whether I wanted to tell the principal myself or not. the next day, the kids and I were brought into the principals office. I was just kinda there while the principal chewed them out. she occasionally asked me a few questions and I answered them honestly. The jocks were expelled and a warning about their behavior was issued to the middle schools in our school district. Their parents weren't happy when the principal came to their houses.
I don't think anyone who heard the rumor actually believed it, but it just goes to show what twisted minds kids have.
The price is 399$ I know you want one ladies...
Principal went to their houses? Small town I guess.
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I can't really remember any good ones about myself, but there was a rumor that persisted for as long as I lived in the town I went to high school in.
There were these two twins, and they were both way behind in school (one was a Freshman in High School when he was 17, the other one came into High School when he was 16) and they were from a really small town way out in the country. They weren't very bright, and _everyone_ had heard that they once gangbanged their dog.
They seemed like they were probably nice, well-meaning kids, but I couldn't ever even speak to them. I did run cross country with one of them for a season, but I never talked to him unless it was absolutely essential, and I always made a point to stay away from him at all times.
On April 02 2011 12:11 Almin wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 12:09 exploding.godhand wrote:most people have been posting some pretty low key ones. I pretty much have the rumor to end all rumors. Especially since this was in FIFTH GRADE+ Show Spoiler +
Basically a group of "Jocks" -if you could call them that in elementary school- hated my guts. I was the average nerd who just knows random facts and never gets below a B+ on tests ranging from math to social studies (history (I don't know why it's called that (instead of history) either)). I was "The nerd" who you wanted to cheat off of. The only person who was ahead of me academically was this cute, short asian girl who studied for eight hours every day (wtf!?). I was also an aspiring inventor. I excelled at complex machines that comprised of different mechanisms from simple machines. So I was the "Rube Goldberg."
Ok, so now you know the backstory. So I didn't hate these jocks. I actually admired their athletic skill. But for some stupid reason, they hated my guts. They acted friendly when trying to squeeze test answers out of me, of course, but they were jerks all other times.
So they invented a story to try and get me in deep shit. The purpose of becoming gossip was secondary. They created this story in hopes that an adult would believe it and get me sent to some nut-house.
The Rumor:
According to the rumor, I had invented a Mechanical Penis that gave women sexual pleasure and simultaneously impregnated them with semen in a small sample container that attached to the base. (FIFTH GRADE). I was marketing this on E-Bay and had ascertained large profit. This isn't true. They thought that an adult would believe it.
I heard about this about 2 days after it started circulating (a friend tipped me off) I came home and told my dad. He was PISSED. He asked me whether I wanted to tell the principal myself or not. the next day, the kids and I were brought into the principals office. I was just kinda there while the principal chewed them out. she occasionally asked me a few questions and I answered them honestly. The jocks were expelled and a warning about their behavior was issued to the middle schools in our school district. Their parents weren't happy when the principal came to their houses.
I don't think anyone who heard the rumor actually believed it, but it just goes to show what twisted minds kids have.
The price is 399$ I know you want one ladies... Principal went to their houses? Small town I guess.
In Elementary School it isn't that strange, even in Orlando with a million people in the area, the principal of my elementary and middle schools visited the homes of students who were involved in something serious and expelled in order to work things out with the parents, at least from what I heard. Granted, the cases I knew about was a kid in my class who stabbed someone at school (third grade with a pocket knife) and a sort-of-friend of mine in 8th grade who was selling Pot on campus.
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The worst rumor spread about me...
Some SC caster with a few subscribers said i rage quit a game when he killed two of my workers that were building a barracks,
In actuality a bunch of people logged on to my internet at once because I play off the internet at my college which happens alot so i logged off.
<3 Husky
P.S: No hard feelings, I love Huskies casting.
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The only rumors i know personally about myself we're at least to me minor ones that didn't really ever effect my personal life or seem a big deal to other people. One was the obvious one that everyone not some lady killer is gay.Witch pretty much was brought on by my brother, he would tell my friends that i was gay to just troll me plus he thinks hes some gods gift to women so that must mean i have something wrong with me.
The only other one I herd of was people suggesting from hearsay and even asking me if i took supplements and steroids. I played football in middle school and some in high school so you would of course weight lift in gym class and practice football after school. In high school tho i decided to quit but i still continued to take gym every semester to get in the weight room, i just enjoyed working out. In my sophomore and junior year i would even go to the football summer work outs to be able to lift and not have that long break, i was basically one of the strongest guys in the school and i think a lot of people thought that was weird.
Other then those two about me in our school there was always a sad rumor going around about this guy in my same grade. He was a small odd guy who always just seemed to be a little off, not in a bad way like he was violent but like he had horrible social skills or anxiety issues. He would always have like one or two close friends at the most that knew him really well. Like a lot of the people i went to school with he was one the people you grew up with all the way from elementary school to high school. In high school the friends that we're close to him would kind of have to explain to other people why hes so odd and shy, eventually it got out that when he was little his father committed a murder suicide killing his mother in front of him and then himself. Everyone in out school was super cool and got along for the most part so no one every really treated him bad and also always tried to make him feel apart of the group especially after that rumor was going around.
The sad part about it tho was after high school everyone is off doing there own thing and you hear about so and so moving , going to a collage or getting arrested or something. A few years after graduation i was told that this guy actually got in TWO accidents involving trains. Months after his last accident that i heard about i was told after he recovered from his injuries he later killed himself in his apartment , i couldn't believe it so i went online to the local newspapers website and found the article about his suicide. 
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HAHA fingering a dog wow thats rough
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what? i finger my dog all the time...
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On April 02 2011 10:37 TALegion wrote:
Some people (very few) thought I was emo for a few months. Luckily, anyone who knows me knows that I am NOT emo, goth, or any of that other shit.
The funny part is that the reasoning behind the rumor was my taste in music (Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, The Scorpions, Motley Crue, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, and Classic Rock).
Classic case of Different = Emo.
Funny, I had that happen to me as well. I actually didn't find out bout it till a friend of mine finally asked me if I was emo. When I asked him why, he answered cuz of the music I heard and what I used to dress (lots of black and dark blue...among other colors).
Only rumour about me that I can think of at the moment, to be honest.
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rumors spreading right now that i'm gay. lol that i made out with my close friend. but meeeh, let them be. don't care tbh
edit: close friend = guy
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that I was sleeping with some girl i wouldnt touch with a 6 foot stick.
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On April 02 2011 14:01 pinkranger15 wrote:
rumors spreading right now that i'm gay. lol that i made out with my close friend. but meeeh, let them be. don't care tbh
edit: close friend = guy
did you actually snog that friend, or is that just the rumor?
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On April 02 2011 04:45 clusen wrote:Yep, why did you do it OP?
The sick puppy.
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Rumours actually have a nasty habit of coming true T_T not gonna post
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A rumour that I got kicked out of my previous school for being a pedophile. Didn't really make all that much sense seeing as I was 12 at the time.
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I can't really think of any at the moment that were about me but I remember a certain one about this weird kid at school. Apparently on a camping trip, he was caught out in the bushes by his sister having sex with a raw chicken oO
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Worst has to be when people thought I had tried to rape a girl when in fact we were just sleeping on the same couch.
Fucking jelly girls spread rumours when you don't want to have sex with them~~
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On April 02 2011 10:35 Laerties wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 05:48 Skrammen wrote:On April 02 2011 05:19 Retgery wrote:
Probably do to the fact of my fearlessly confident sexuality, some one started a rumor that i was gay. I had absolutely no doubt in my self,(as well as the fact that I love show-tunes and theater in general) I was so confident I could comfortably cuddle with another man and not feel awkward. I (theater) kissed a guy once, and complimented him afterwards. Dude. Thats totally gay. Yea dude, that's totally gay. When you find yourself making out with another man and feeling no awkward tension.....thats probably a hint. Its totally cool, u can be honest with us and yourself.
Wrong. No awkward tension means it wasn't erotic.
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There was a rumor that I physically assaulted a campus police after getting drunk.
I was drunk but in no way did I harm the guy. What happened was that I was really drunk and on my way to my dorm room and right at the entrance the guy wanted to see my ID. But I left it at the bar... so I told him I didn't have it with me which he thought was bullshit. So after he held me up for however long it was, I put my arm over his shoulder and patted him on the belly (he was fat and I was drunk. it seemed fun at the time I guess) and asked him to just let me go in and sleep. This being in Korea, where age correlates to amount of respect demanded... he didn't take it too well and I got into a bit of trouble for that but no big deal.
But for a few weeks some people thought I was some nasty guy when I get drunk.
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Rumor had it that I was a BW Bonjwa at my HS. People also thought I was some sort of brilliant "hacker" for getting BW to work on my school's computer
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On April 02 2011 05:48 Skrammen wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 05:19 Retgery wrote:
Probably do to the fact of my fearlessly confident sexuality, some one started a rumor that i was gay. I had absolutely no doubt in my self,(as well as the fact that I love show-tunes and theater in general) I was so confident I could comfortably cuddle with another man and not feel awkward. I (theater) kissed a guy once, and complimented him afterwards. Dude. Thats totally gay.
Dude. Thats totally gay.
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While i try to think about a rumour,my friends keep suspecting that my friend is an alcoholic at the age of 15 because they saw him and a couple of his friends with bottles of beer.Yea,it has become a running joke till now,and hes quite annoyed/embarrassed with it.
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On April 02 2011 23:00 thoradycus wrote:
While i try to think about a rumour,my friends keep suspecting that my friend is an alcoholic at the age of 15 because they saw him and a couple of his friends with bottles of beer.Yea,it has become a running joke till now,and hes quite annoyed/embarrassed with it.
14 y/o kids in Poland drink pure vodka around street corners and your 15 y/o friend was embarrassed to chug a beer down?
As for me? I dunno. I think people think I'm anti-social. And they're right. I much rather read a book/go see a movie/play video games, rather than go clubbing where 1 bottle of alcohol costs 75 euro.
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I remember back in second grade I heard a rumor that one of my closest friends at the time was caught having sex with one of his closest female friends.
It's not a very great one, but at my school nothing really bad happened.
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On April 02 2011 16:45 Boundz(DarKo) wrote:
Worst has to be when people thought I had tried to rape a girl when in fact we were just sleeping on the same couch.
Fucking jelly girls spread rumours when you don't want to have sex with them~~
i hate when bitches lie
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I got a pretty bad one, which took me a while to find funny.
About 5 years ago I was off school for about 4 months from an op which was bad enough. But while I was away my "friends" started telling people I was off school because my dad found out I was gay and beat me up to an inch of my life. Thing was everyone in the school believed it, including teachers - and even once I got back they thought I was lying about an operation to cover the story I was beaten up by my dad. Took months for it blow over - to be honest I bet people still believe it.
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Worse rumor i have heard aboiut me is that i am currently a druggie and am doing loratabs. Keep in mind this is coming from a friend of mine that i knew for 20 years, oh and also he told a girl i was talking to that i joined the military for her, but she didnt want me to go in the first place so we both knew that dumbass was lying. Needless to say Im not. HAHA
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I was told that people thought I was a lesbian who rapes people...
My ex also decided to go around and tell everyone I used him for sex and all that (I don't think I did.)
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On April 02 2011 13:53 Ydriel wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 10:37 TALegion wrote:
Some people (very few) thought I was emo for a few months. Luckily, anyone who knows me knows that I am NOT emo, goth, or any of that other shit.
The funny part is that the reasoning behind the rumor was my taste in music (Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, The Scorpions, Motley Crue, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, and Classic Rock).
Classic case of Different = Emo. Funny, I had that happen to me as well. I actually didn't find out bout it till a friend of mine finally asked me if I was emo. When I asked him why, he answered cuz of the music I heard and what I used to dress (lots of black and dark blue...among other colors). Only rumour about me that I can think of at the moment, to be honest.
Yeah. Essentially, that's it.
I mean, I used to wear a lot black back then, and if they didn't understand non-pop music, I can see where people were coming from though.
Nowadays, I'm friends with the vast majority of those kids, though. So I don't hold anything against them.
The funny part is, a lot of those bands aren't even emo/goth at all (like, Black or Death Metal). Iron Maiden and Judas Priest would be the closest, and both are non-serious, non-creepy bands at heart.
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On April 03 2011 01:48 Lanaia wrote:
I was told that people thought I was a lesbian who rapes people...
My ex also decided to go around and tell everyone I used him for sex and all that (I don't think I did.)
he's probably just bragging(to a straight man that isn't really offensive)
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I had a rumour spread about me that I was gay with one of my best friends because we went in the sauna together at his house and were doing some stuff while we were in there. In reality we went in and talked (I really like sauna's because it feels good). The best thing about this was that my girlfriend thought I was gay because of this and she was scared that I was because it would make HER feel bad.
There was another incident a couple of months later that I was cheating on her with one of her friends, when all I was doing was talking to that friend because we were in the same class.
Let's just say that I am now with that friend and I'm not talking to my ex anymore, cut her off completely
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Back in highschool, apparently I was gay even though I had a girlfriend at the time. Obviously a cover-up.
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On April 03 2011 01:48 Lanaia wrote:
I was told that people thought I was a lesbian who rapes people...
My ex also decided to go around and tell everyone I used him for sex and all that (I don't think I did.)
Your ex is a pretty cool guy.
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i sense a temp ban coming
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During my junior year in high school, my best friend's girlfriend tried to convince him that I was gay. He started to avoid me and we kind fell out of touch for a little while. Then during senior year, at the same time when he broke up with his girlfriend, I started going out with this really good looking girl from a class below me. A few months later, we started hanging out again and he told me about how his ex tried to convince him that I was gay. I didn't really care cause no one in the school believed it cause this girl was the gossip/attention whore of our class, but it sucked that my best friend and I fell out of touch for a while. We're good friends again though.
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There used to be this rumor in middle school my dick was 10 inches.
+ Show Spoiler +it isnt entirely true 
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I heard a rumor that a guy came home and his girlfriend was giving his dog a blowjob.. haha.
oh and he posted the story for the world to see.
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I find someone at my school who plays SC2 and I was talking about how I play BW and watch the proscene in korea. Well apparently there was some miscommunication because the next day people were asking me why I never mentioned I travel to korea and I was like wtf? The guy went around telling people I'm a progamer and I fly to korea, play BW, anc comeback.
I'm honestly shocked that a single person, let alone the people I hang out with, believed that.
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On April 03 2011 05:15 Mashes wrote:
I heard a rumor that a guy came home and his girlfriend was giving his dog a blowjob.. haha.
oh and he posted the story for the world to see.
i really wish i could find that blog
omfg
"I came home to find my girlfriend making a blowjob to my dog(its german shepard breed)
LOL
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On April 03 2011 05:39 arb wrote:Show nested quote +On April 03 2011 05:15 Mashes wrote:
I heard a rumor that a guy came home and his girlfriend was giving his dog a blowjob.. haha.
oh and he posted the story for the world to see. i really wish i could find that blog omfg "I came home to find my girlfriend making a blowjob to my dog(its german shepard breed) LOL
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=22757
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On April 03 2011 05:41 Elegy wrote:Show nested quote +On April 03 2011 05:39 arb wrote:On April 03 2011 05:15 Mashes wrote:
I heard a rumor that a guy came home and his girlfriend was giving his dog a blowjob.. haha.
oh and he posted the story for the world to see. i really wish i could find that blog omfg "I came home to find my girlfriend making a blowjob to my dog(its german shepard breed) LOL http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=22757
What is seen cannot be unseen.
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This girl took a shit on my friends lawn at a party after she had a lot of vodka and a bowl on her own. She said she thought she was a dog... perhaps this is the dog the op was talking about.
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On April 02 2011 16:45 Boundz(DarKo) wrote:
Worst has to be when people thought I had tried to rape a girl when in fact we were just sleeping on the same couch.
Fucking jelly girls spread rumours when you don't want to have sex with them~~
Jelly girls...
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One of my friends started a rumor that I had a meth lab in my basement. Had a bunch of weird peeps "subtly" asking to buy some after that whenever we met in the Hallway, including this really trashy chick.
Probably not the "worst" rumor tho, was semi-flattered that it was believable rofl.
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On April 02 2011 04:41 mnofstl007 wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2011 04:28 Malarkey817 wrote:pics or it didn't happen! Edit: nice Edit2: should've used this one imo imo he should have used this one if the rumor was he fingered the lion from Narnia.. this thing is effing huge.
Omg, you made me lol so hard.
Thank you! <3
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I remember a rumor in middle school about some girl getting caught masturbating with an electronic toothbrush at a party.
Never found out if it was true or not... gross.
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+ Show Spoiler +On April 03 2011 09:40 Half wrote:
One of my friends started a rumor that I had a meth lab in my basement. Had a bunch of weird peeps "subtly" asking to buy some after that whenever we met in the Hallway, including this really trashy chick.
Probably not the "worst" rumor tho, was semi-flattered that it was believable rofl.
I had a very similar rumor spread about me in junior high and well into high school. Basically I butchered my sleeping schedule for video games throughout junior high making me seem to be in a perpetual high. Stuff like I always had bags under my eyes, my eyes were bloodshot, I zoned out hardcore in every single class, etc, etc. Slowly kids started to assume that I was on drugs and they began to notice that I hung around a very specific group of friends, my gaming friends, that had similar stuff going on. Mainly because my junior high school friends were antisocial trolls they began to spread that we used together and that I supplied.
At first it was pretty funny, a lot of the school was hella intimidated by probably the nerdiest group in the entire school. Later, like in early high school, it got pretty annoying. Teachers and advisers started watching me like a hawk, school cop consistently questioned me, understandably so, it got pretty old. One thing that was good about it later on was that it was actually surprisingly easy to get a date.
Ah high school, good times.
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