Trixy's post is amazing investigative work, made me try and find her ex-bf's post, but there is no way to search only within one thread so it's too difficult and TL's search feature doesn't include all possible results.

Also thanks for the rain site Cthsazsa.

Shettle

United States9 Posts

April 27 2011 23:44 GMT

#184

The night before halloween i got caught having sex in a public arboretum. luckily the cop let us go. :/

Sanctimonius

United Kingdom861 Posts

April 28 2011 04:15 GMT

#185

On April 28 2011 08:01 XeliN wrote:

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Perhaps if you were to cease your ventures into peppering your verbiage with a tittilatingly vain degree of pleonastic verbosity and garrulous bombasticism and acquiesce to the colloquial demands inherent within the process of engaing with a fellow interlocutor you may transcend from the realm of self satisfaction, although in the process run the risk of belaying any attempt at mellifluousness

Didn't know you conjugated interlocutor that way.

I once stole something from a friend, and never found the courage to talk to him again. Made me feel pretty guilty.

jello_biafra

United Kingdom6639 Posts

April 28 2011 04:19 GMT

#186

A friend and I threw a Roman candle into a hospital through a window once. Good times.

hongo

207 Posts

April 28 2011 04:22 GMT

#187

I was made an elaborate scheme to fake a poop in the pool and the pool was closed for a day and a half as a result

Homework

United States283 Posts

April 28 2011 04:39 GMT

#188

my best friend is bipolar but doesn't know it, I don't think I'll ever tell him

D10

Brazil3409 Posts

April 28 2011 04:48 GMT

#189

On April 28 2011 13:39 Homework wrote:
my best friend is bipolar but doesn't know it, I don't think I'll ever tell him

You should, I was diagnosed with Bipolarity and attention disorder, If I had discovered that when I was young and acted accordingly i would have saved my life a few years of mistakes

FrozenFrog

Singapore133 Posts

April 28 2011 05:49 GMT

#190

On April 28 2011 08:01 XeliN wrote:

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Well played sir.

On-topic, I once broke a broom swinging it at the wall cause I was pissed my mom took away my computer.

Brutaxilos

United States2631 Posts

April 28 2011 06:08 GMT

#191

I'm a very proud person, but the thing is, I haven't achieved anything I really considered worthy. Now I hate anyone who gets something that I can't get. And I've been so bottled up in rage for the past few months that I don't think I'm stable anymore.

JesusOurSaviour

United Arab Emirates1141 Posts

April 28 2011 07:01 GMT

#192

On April 28 2011 15:08 Brutaxilos wrote:
I'm a very proud person, but the thing is, I haven't achieved anything I really considered worthy. Now I hate anyone who gets something that I can't get. And I've been so bottled up in rage for the past few months that I don't think I'm stable anymore.

Brutaxilos, you are worthy in being yourself. Each person is worthy. You are a brother of me by virtue of being a human. We are brothers and sisters, mankind is one big family. Family members often fight and quarrel out of jealousy or bitterness, but no matter what we are brothers and sisters and each person deserves respect, love and justice. Whether or not you've got a PhD or play for Manchester United, does not affect your worthiness.

Personally I used to be proud in what I did, getting good marks at school, being good at music and some sports. But Jesus' has changed everything for me. Whether or not you believe in our Father who is in heaven, does not change the fact that you, in yourself, are a very important person and you should never forget this.

FFGenerations

7088 Posts

April 28 2011 08:59 GMT

#193

Last month, I went swimming with my nephew (he's only 8, and I'm 22). We had a really good time and he absolutely loves the pool. Anyway, we got out and went to the showers. I took my trunks off to wash etc as usual. After i rinsed myself down, I stood for a minute under the shower, and all of a sudden, I felt like I was about to ejaculate, which was even weirder as I was completely flaccid. And sure enough, out came several spurts of semen. This wouldn't have been so bad, except my 8 year old nephew (who has seen a mans penis before, but never one ejaculating) saw the whole thing, plus half a dozen other men in the shower at the time. I felt sick! Anyway, he never mentioned it, so I take it he forgot about it.

But then yesterday I had a similar experience. I was in a pub with my mates, and went to the toilets. The urinal was one of the trough type ones where several guys can use it at once. I had a pee, and just as I was about to go, I got the throbbing feeling at the base of my penis as though I were about to ejaculate. And again, it happened. Luckily, it was only one of my mates that saw, otherwise it would have been a bit more embarrassing!

Just read this on another thread

SlapMySalami

United States1060 Posts

April 28 2011 09:10 GMT

#194

I pee in the pool

judytuna

United States217 Posts

April 28 2011 09:20 GMT

#195

On April 28 2011 08:29 OriX wrote:
I...
Dropped the screw....
IN THE TUNA.

ow, wtf was that for? =(

Zisef

United States73 Posts

April 28 2011 17:29 GMT

#196

High School Senior year, My friends gf was a succubus, drop dead sexy. My girlfriend was just as hot but, I wanted my friends gf soo bad, and she wanted my self very bad. I went and picked up 3 XTC tabs and we ate them and had crazy trance sex in my friends van for 2 hours , he dropped us off at my place we did it again for hours and hours. She had to put down the pictures of my gf in my room before we started. The cat was let out of the bag because of one of the leaks that night, I regret I hurt my girlfriend who I am still with for 7 years. It was the only time I cheated on some one. I regret what I inflicted on my friend and the rift it has caused it is a mistake that does not go away. Sometimes at night I think about it and makes me sad, then I think about how i pounded the hell out of that girl till the sun came up, and I smile and feel guilty. Later down the road 2 women begged me for a 3 some, doing all they could do to try to get me to do them. I kept on telling them no and made them leave, was the one of the hardest things to do. Say no to 2 women ready to go. I am mixed if i regret that or not if that makes sense. The biggest mistake I have never done in my life tho is hurting 2 people I care about with cheating on a friends gf. Lesson learned , still follows me today. Don't listen to your little head.

radscorpion9

Canada2252 Posts

April 28 2011 18:15 GMT

#197

I'm sure many people envy you Zisef, don't feel too bad

sTromSK

Slovakia77 Posts

April 28 2011 18:37 GMT

#198

i have to finish my diploma thesis due Monday and i have nothing yet (literally).. i have an external supervisor and my only chance is to choose an external opponent because then i can somehow try to persuade him to ignore the fact that my thesis is complete garbage..

so thats my current.. dark secret

Elegance

Canada917 Posts

April 28 2011 18:39 GMT

#199

I think I'm a sociopath

Trixy

United States4 Posts

April 29 2011 14:55 GMT

#200

On April 28 2011 07:22 XeliN wrote:
I looked at trixy's post, was briefly intriqued by the word boyfriend, skimmed to see if gay or girl and then abandoned any attempt to traverse the block of words.

A more serious conffession, i cant see myself ever getting a serious job and worry that i may end up homeless later on in life.

haha im a girl. Yes I know silly, I made an account just to type that post. It was all out of anger because he thought I would never find it or something, but I did and well it was a slap in the face.