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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
Is there a law against having intercourse with animals in your country? Currently in Holland we're suffering from a mass plague of retarded people who rape animals and get away with it as there is no law to prevent this.
Example: A 65 year old dude from Morocco who lives in the Dutch city Utrecht couldn't be prosecuted for his sexual adventures with a little pony! The dude was caught with his pants down banging a horse (literally), but according to the law this is ok as long as the animal doesn't get some sort of injury. He also couldn't be prosecuted for having sex in public because his adventures took place in a closed barn.
Owner Fred Herszkowicz with his horses "Bella" and "Bonito"
Holland, the country where animalrapers gather for mass fun. I was planning to make a joke about Muslim females in all of this, but that just wouldn't be right you know.
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hey..u know what they say..pussy has no face
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lol , he looks like boris becker! , does he take the animals into the closet with him?
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On September 16 2004 05:41 HorsementalitY wrote: hey..u know what they say..pussy has no face For some reason I think that you should stay out of this topic, mr. horse. It's not safe you know. The same goes for that Belgian guy; mr. cow.
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Belgium8305 Posts
Yeah, I'm gonna keep low profile too and NEVER EVER cross the border.
Crazy Dutch. :D
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I find a reasonble law if the animal gets no harm. But maybe there should be any way to ask the animal if it agrees to have sexual relations with the person.
I can only answer the second part: in spain, there isn't anything called "public scandal", so you can do everything you want in the middle of the most populated square of the biggest city. Except hurting others in any way, phisically or verbally, of course.
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hahaha...i dunno man, imagine if all human females went extinct...a nice fertile female farm animal will start looking good! i may not have sex as frequent as i would with humans but...with no women at all?? who knows
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Animal sex is legal in Sweden =[
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i agree with soun. if the animal dosent get hurt, do what ever floats your boat.
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Russian Federation4447 Posts
animal rapists? holy shit, how low do you go. From rapists, to necropheliacs, to animal rapists.
Next thing you know people are having sex with dead animals.
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illegal in UK..
Watched a documentary not that long ago about this group of couples in America who have sex with horses and dogs. There was this one guy who married his pony..
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there are a lot of sick people out there..
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On September 16 2004 06:26 fbs wrote: There was this one guy who married his pony..
ahhhhh....
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i dont think its legal in canada?
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I think its okay if they get married
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On September 16 2004 06:43 Chobohobo wrote: I think its okay if they get married :D
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this is sick dude ... and i believe there's a law against that in germany (since we have laws for everything ^^)
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I find it to be funny in some way. I believe it might be some extreme form of sexual preference. You know, some people like redheads, some like asians, some like big boobs, some like ponies.
I say whatever floats your boat, as long as you don't hurt that which you fuck <3
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On September 16 2004 06:19 Tien wrote: animal rapists? holy shit, how low do you go. From rapists, to necropheliacs, to animal rapists.
Next thing you know people are having sex with dead animals.
Ahhh, necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.
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I could be mistaken but I don't believe it is illegal most places in the US. I read an article somewhere about how a farmer was screwing his pig and could not be prosecuted because it was his property and he was not abusing the animal... well... not doing it physical harm or something to that effect.
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Austin10831 Posts
On September 16 2004 06:57 IcedEarth wrote: Show nested quote +On September 16 2004 06:19 Tien wrote: animal rapists? holy shit, how low do you go. From rapists, to necropheliacs, to animal rapists.
Next thing you know people are having sex with dead animals.
Ahhh, necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.
FYI: Sometimes they're still warm.
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What about mental harm? Those poor animals are dying on the inside, getting banged my some low-life farmer.
ROFL @ IcedEarth
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poor guy o.o at the least he could did it inside the house?
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who wants a goat or pony inside the house?
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There are so much sick people and it makes me scared
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Not only do we have beastiality laws in the USA, we also have a STATE law (Louisiana) banning Oral and Anal Sex(with humans), rofl, try inforcing that one!
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There is so many reasons to be ashamed to be human sometimes...
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USA has laws against that I think..the sickos evolve much quicker around here
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I think consensual sex with animals would be ok, but of course there's no real way to show that.
Maybe under strict supervision of an animal psychologist you could obtain some sort of pig-fucking liscense or something.
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fuck furries, all i have to say
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Sweden33719 Posts
On September 16 2004 06:50 Jumpingworm wrote: I find it to be funny in some way. I believe it might be some extreme form of sexual preference. You know, some people like redheads, some like asians, some like big boobs, some like ponies.
I say whatever floats your boat, as long as you don't hurt that which you fuck <3 Well that's the thing, it's kind of hard to get consent from an animal (though I remember freak pointing out that there has been cases of the animal raping the person )
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unneutered dogs pouncing on nude females in the house yes, it's happened many times.
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i hope his animal favors lead to dick rot
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Norway28678 Posts
I seem to recall watching a video of a donkey attempting rape against a man.
he seemed very, very frightened.
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I wounder if there is a counseling center for humans that have been raped by animals?
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I know in West Virigina there is a law that it's legal to fuck goats within city limits.
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This is without a doubt the funniest thread I've seen this year. You guys have even managed to find a good side to beastiality: humor value.
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for some reason i remember this article i read in the newspaper that a [insert high value, i think 90+]% of the (i think american) male population who grew up in a farm had sex with an animal before having sex with a person. Although thats probably bull(hah joke)shit :p
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On September 16 2004 06:49 InsanitY wrote: this is sick dude ... and i believe there's a law against that in germany (since we have laws for everything ^^)
Except for cannibalism.
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On September 16 2004 07:35 LumberJack wrote: Not only do we have beastiality laws in the USA, we also have a STATE law (Louisiana) banning Oral and Anal Sex(with humans), rofl, try inforcing that one! You live in Louisiana too?!! What town/city???
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That's sick man. Rape an animal??? How can it be normal?!?!?!
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now thats some nasty Sh%t
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Personally, here is how I look at it. I'd rather sicko's rape animials than young children.
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On September 16 2004 09:44 Vharox wrote: Or neither....
I'll 2nd that. They just need blow up dolls >_<
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On September 16 2004 09:33 Vharox wrote: Show nested quote +On September 16 2004 07:35 LumberJack wrote: Not only do we have beastiality laws in the USA, we also have a STATE law (Louisiana) banning Oral and Anal Sex(with humans), rofl, try inforcing that one! You live in Louisiana too?!! What town/city???
the horribly boring city of shreveport :[
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Whats really scarey is ... ppl actually "know" its illegal to have sex within certain city limits O.O
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sick bastards.. they can't be mentally sane.. its just not right
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United Kingdom10597 Posts
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On September 16 2004 08:42 Liquid`Drone wrote: I seem to recall watching a video of a donkey attempting rape against a man.
he seemed very, very frightened.
i would be VERY VERY frightened... too
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On September 16 2004 11:14 LetMeBeWithYou wrote: Show nested quote +On September 16 2004 08:42 Liquid`Drone wrote: I seem to recall watching a video of a donkey attempting rape against a man.
he seemed very, very frightened.
i would be VERY VERY frightened... too
Yeah i know exactly what video you mean. It's a guy who's trying to tease and make fun of the donkey, running in front of it with his pants down. In the end the guy stumbles and fall down on the ground , and the horny donkey gets justice!
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LOL! ahahh he got what he deserves!
hey where can i see the video?
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Why would you want to see a video of a donkey raping a man -_-
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those of you even condoning this kind of behavior are worse than wacko jacko..
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On September 16 2004 08:13 NewbieMcNasty wrote: I think consensual sex with animals would be ok, but of course there's no real way to show that.
Maybe under strict supervision of an animal psychologist you could obtain some sort of pig-fucking liscense or something.
pig-fucking license ROFL!!
Yeah lol, i saw a documentary about this where this lard ass farmer had sex with a horse called Betty and he was married to her . Then he explained how someday Betty just died without a clear cause... AND THAT FUCKER THOUGHT HE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
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We cant judge, cannot judge, can not judge. Nobody's better or worse, just different. They wanna fuck animals, cant judge.We're all the same. We cannot judge.
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United Kingdom10597 Posts
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On September 16 2004 06:57 IcedEarth wrote: Show nested quote +On September 16 2004 06:19 Tien wrote: animal rapists? holy shit, how low do you go. From rapists, to necropheliacs, to animal rapists.
Next thing you know people are having sex with dead animals.
Ahhh, necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.
Oh god you are so the perfect female.
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I read some thing about a guy on the "proper way" to have sex with a dolphin. Very scary.
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www.dolphinsex.org ... "You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of the few wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative"
That guy is awesome lol (I suppose its better than a pig...)
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On September 16 2004 09:24 tomson wrote: Show nested quote +On September 16 2004 06:49 InsanitY wrote: this is sick dude ... and i believe there's a law against that in germany (since we have laws for everything ^^) Except for cannibalism.
if you mean this guy who ate his "friend" together with him while he was still somehow alive last year (or 2 years). i think they didn't punish him because they said he was mentally ill ... not that i appreciate that but as far as i can remember it it's been like that : /
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ROFL.. Anyways, I guess it's technically wrong. I think the animal has their own rights if they wanted to have sex or not too. There is no way you can ask them "Hey little Horsey, would you like to blow me?" and get a reply like "You bet!" or "No thanks you sick fuck."
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I won't comment on whether it should be legal or not, but keep in mind that the reason people want beastiality to be illegal, is not because of the potential harm it can cause the animal, but from actively engaging in a perversion. If proven, that the animal doesn't suffer(though most likely), there is no argument to why it shouldnt be legal.
It's legal in Denmark.
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why would you want to have sex with animals ? o.O
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On September 16 2004 12:41 LetMeBeWithYou wrote: why would you want to have sex with animals ? o.O
sometimes the animal wants to have sex with you: donkey.mpeg
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On September 16 2004 12:41 LetMeBeWithYou wrote: why would you want to have sex with animals ? o.O
Maybe the same reason why there are gays and lesbians. But of course there's a great difference between the two.
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I've been browsing through porn sites, with thumbnails for links, and sometimes I see this dog mounting a woman. It's kind of strange.
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On September 16 2004 12:44 hakk0 wrote: Show nested quote +On September 16 2004 12:41 LetMeBeWithYou wrote: why would you want to have sex with animals ? o.O sometimes the animal wants to have sex with you: donkey.mpeg
.... Oh God!!! ps I could use that item under his anus as tent
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On September 16 2004 12:44 hakk0 wrote: Show nested quote +On September 16 2004 12:41 LetMeBeWithYou wrote: why would you want to have sex with animals ? o.O sometimes the animal wants to have sex with you: donkey.mpeg
HAHAHAHAHA! Wow, that's hilarious.
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Anyone remember that site where this guy dedicated his site to, how to make love to a goose. With VERY detailed instructions, including pictures and detailed stories about what went wrong, and right, etc etc. Very disturbing
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A certain Swedish friend of mine once showed me a video he found at one of the "funny videos" site, it was of this guy raping a chicken. It was horrible, because the chicken was like "BACAWWWW BACAWWWWWWWWW BABCACNACA"
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United Kingdom10597 Posts
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Netherlands1301 Posts
hahahahaha omg of course it should be legal, imagine someone doing a chicken in public, that'd be hilarious ; OOO
anyway, in the town I live in there's this guy who supposedly had sex with a sheep. His name is Rinus and he's known by almost everybody around here as a sheepfucker lolol
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did any of you stop and ask the cow what she thought?
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That video changed my life.
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you know what they say... a man can fuck a thousand women, and 1 goat and he's a goat fucker
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lol ... where do you live to hear such things?
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http://www.dolphinsex.org/
Also, I can't believe what KFC does to animals is fucking legal. Fine, make beastiality illegal, but what about the real forms of abuse?
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On September 16 2004 15:50 NonY wrote: you know what they say... a man can fuck a thousand women, and 1 goat and he's a goat fucker
Wtf? Who's "they". I've never heard that T_T
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MURICA15980 Posts
I saw a better video for that donkey one, it is truely disturbing. Imagine how much that guy is probably getting made fun of to this day.
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anyone that finds bestiality attractive in any way is horrifying
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i got hit on by a large woman if i hit it, would that count as bestiality? i vote yes
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When a man loves a animal Can't keep his mind on nothin' else He'd trade the world For a good thing he's found If she is bad, he can't see it She can do no wrong Turn his back on his best friend If he puts her down
When a man loves a animal Spend his very last dime Trying to hold on to what he needs He'd give up all his comforts And sleep out in the rain If she said that's the way It ought to be
When a man loves a animal
I give you everything I've got (yeah) Trying to hold on To your precious love Baby please don't treat me bad
When a man loves a animal Deep down in his soul She can bring him such misery If she is playing him for a fool He's the last one to know Loving eyes can never see
Yes when a man loves a animal I know exactly how he feels 'Cause baby, baby, baby I am a man When a man loves a animal
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On September 16 2004 16:27 Only)blue wrote: europeans...... Its not just Europeans :-(
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On September 16 2004 16:11 KOFgokuon wrote: anyone that finds bestiality attractive in any way is horrifying
furries
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i think its disgusting. and stupid.
but what if you were allowed for example to bang that donkey in the video because he was a "prior offender?" then we could get around McNasty's definition of consensual sex. But that means my dog would be fair game. because he aint de-sexed and tried humpin' my leg when he was growing up :/
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this is just like incest, provided that they wear protection. it's a social taboo, but there's no real logical reason that prohibits it.
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On September 16 2004 15:53 wtfwjd wrote: http://www.dolphinsex.org/Also, I can't believe what KFC does to animals is fucking legal. Fine, make beastiality illegal, but what about the real forms of abuse?
rumors and generalizations, w00t.
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United Kingdom10597 Posts
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"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?"
I guess more than a few lawmakers in The Netherlands have...
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On September 16 2004 09:20 deTwisj wrote: for some reason i remember this article i read in the newspaper that a [insert high value, i think 90+]% of the (i think american) male population who grew up in a farm had sex with an animal before having sex with a person. Although thats probably bull(hah joke)shit :p Read that too, thought the percentage was a big lower, but at least 50%
On September 16 2004 11:50 Beyonder wrote: Show nested quote +On September 16 2004 06:57 IcedEarth wrote: On September 16 2004 06:19 Tien wrote: animal rapists? holy shit, how low do you go. From rapists, to necropheliacs, to animal rapists.
Next thing you know people are having sex with dead animals.
Ahhh, necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one. Oh god you are so the perfect female. Didn't you know that already? <3
On September 16 2004 12:44 hakk0 wrote: Show nested quote +On September 16 2004 12:41 LetMeBeWithYou wrote: why would you want to have sex with animals ? o.O sometimes the animal wants to have sex with you: donkey.mpeg I find it disturbing that that logo in the top-left is from a Dutch tv channel
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