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ezdez
Australia28 Posts
Not sure if you guys all watch Human Weapon, but after the episode on Krav Maga I was amazed at how little I knew.. tried out simulations and just knew if someone wanted to kill me, what I knew wouldn't hold. Have a look Think about someone trying to stab you to death. A drunken bar fight doesn't always end with barehands, and can escalate to broken bottles or someone pulling a knife if not a gun. | ||
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DaCruise
Denmark2457 Posts
Havnt been in any sorts of trouble since. Imo if you often end in fights its because you have some mental issues,,,,unless you ofc live in a very criminal area. I know some guys who end up in fights on a regular basis saying that they are always provoked and what not. Well dont get provoked that easily then! Its not hard to avoid fights. | ||
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JFlame
Canada26 Posts
Note: I'm in my final year at UW, he's dropped out of first year of college then got into a uni and is now redoing his 2nd year for the second time. Suffice to say he's a dumbass. To preface this my bro thinks he's the shit (But I don't think he's ever had a girlfriend) and he bet me $500 bucks that he could get a hot girl to stay over night the week before school started. Of course when I accepted the bet he reneged basically admitted he couldn't do it. Starts when we're talking about SC2, both came home for a weekend from uni and I got home first so I had to go drive and pick him up to bring him home from bus stop. First thing he tells me is that he got SC2 two days ago and after his ridiculous theory crafting about how he knows all and I don't know anything (I played since Beta) we get home and: Bro: "9 depot, 11 rax, 12 gas is the standard build order for all terrans" Me: "No, it's not" Bro: "Yeah it is, I'll bet you, all the Koreans use it" Me: "No, they don't. I'll bet you $100 that you're wrong" Bro: "Ok" Me: "100 bucks right?" Bro: "Yeah" Me: "Its 10 depot, 12 rax, 13-14 gas" Bro: "You're an idiot there's no way that's efficient" Me: "I'll prove it to you, right now" Bro: "Nah man you're wrong you get stuck at 10 supply" Me: "You start with 11 supply" Bro: -.- Me: "You owe me 100 bucks" Bro: "Nah man we didn't shake on it" Me: "Don't be a bitch, don't bet if you never intend to pay" Bro: *shoves me into wall and starts choking me* Me: *swipe down on his arms and shove him away* Bro: *rushes me, gets a few hits on arms, ribs, glancing blow to chin and temple* Me: *somehow pin his arms with 1 hand, wild swing right into his face* Bro: *falls* Me: *starts hammer fisting as hard as i can* Mom comes screaming - end fight Bro's given me shit all my life and it was the first time we ever got in a fist fight, mostly I just walk away (since he's bigger than me and he went to military school). First time I ever fought back and I won  He ended up with a black eye and a bloody nose, I got a couple scratches on my face and neck. Mom ended up driving me back to school that night (fight happened probably 2 am).Dumbest shit ever, told all my friends and they always laugh at me when I start with "My bro and I got into a fight over starcraft 2" | ||
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madnessman
United States1581 Posts
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Skvid
Lithuania751 Posts
On December 10 2010 11:26 madnessman wrote: In 8th grade, one of my best friends kept trying to steal my roasted chicken from me (it was my favorite cafeteria meal) so I snapped and punched him in the face. True story. But it wasn't a hard punch and I apologized so we remained friends. nbd. If your location wasnt japan i would find it hard to resist from asking a question which would likely get me banned for 2 weeks or so. + Show Spoiler + Hint: it involves a stereotype | ||
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Narwhal
United Kingdom314 Posts
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Pigsquirrel
United States615 Posts
Not exactly the "fight" demographic. I've been tempted by racial slurs quite a few times. I usually just resort to complex insults in the end though, and GTFO before they figure it out. | ||
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bonifaceviii
Canada2890 Posts
I've still got the police photos, they're brutal. | ||
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ChaseR
Norway1004 Posts
I avoided a fight in recent time, about 3 months ago during a period that I was homeless for 2 months, travelling through Oslo. I walked to right outside the royal palace, there where two guards patrolling there even with guns and there where some tourists there plus two brown foreigners who where sniffing some substance out of some napkin, they seemed high. One of them came up to me wanting something, either to beg or something and I walked away saying "no thanks" he then gave me the finger, started kicking dirt at me and telling me "fuck you". I then leaped at him and he leaped at me, I grabbed his shoulders, pushed him back and he then realized how strong I was. I told him "what are you doing, you are high, you are high." his friend or whatever then came and said "we are sorry ok, we'r sorry". I relaxed my body language, wished them good luck in life, shake'd their hands and told them not to do drugs. I'm really annoyed this whole experience happened at that time in my life, partially because I regret not doing anything to him when he was clearly being offensive for absolutely no reason and deserved retribution, I felt so furious. I promised myself after my childhood to never let anyone disrespect me, unfortunately it happens occasionally with dumbass, crazy strangers and I still just try to solve things peacefully or just ignore them and do nothing like I have done most of my life. It bothered me greatly because right after this I went to the like national theater nearby, payed and watched part 2 of John Cleese's stand up show "paying my wife." I barely laughed, I guess the first part was better, but the man has just suffered from old age and a divorce. He was the first celebrity I had seen live, a real legend and to me it occurred how people over-hype celebrities, they're all just humans with flaws just like the rest of us. My only advice to others is to always be vigilant and sane, stay physically strong, never get drunk when you are out among other people...things can happen. If groups of strangers want to pick a fight with you and you are not Bruce Lee skilled. You are better off swallowing you're pride and walking away, whatever anger you're feeling will pass like chemicals in your brain. + Show Spoiler + Yes, I've had a weird life but it has made me into an aware, unique and critical thinking individual. Edit : The Krav Maga video was really interesting and show real life authentic situations, it's really no bullshit or fancy moves you learn there just life and death skills. | ||
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BrownBear
United States6894 Posts
Honestly, I've been challenged to fights, and I usually just walk away. It's not worth it to me to "prove my manhood" or some shit, I'd much rather be healthy and unbruised/broken. | ||
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itsme
Canada46 Posts
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skftw
Canada54 Posts
On December 10 2010 05:38 ishboh wrote: I am a lover, not a fighter. ^ the_best line ever. i use it all the time | ||
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57 Corvette
Canada5941 Posts
This one kid (Idk if he was mentally retarded, gay, both or something else) decided it was a good idea to dry hump the tent i was sleeping in. He kept doing it, and i warned him that i was gona punch him in the face if he didn't stop. He didn't stop, and i punched him in the face. Didn't even get in trouble, cause i warned him and he was being a retard. | ||
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Pyrrhuloxia
United States6700 Posts
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Pyrrhuloxia
United States6700 Posts
On December 10 2010 11:15 DaCruise wrote: 10 years ago I emptied an ashtray in a guys drink for no reason. He wanted me to buy him a new drink and I refused. He punched me really hard but I was lucky. No broken stuff or anything. Just a little blood from nose and mouth. The guy that punched me broke his hand. Guess I have hard bones. Havnt been in any sorts of trouble since. Imo if you often end in fights its because you have some mental issues,,,,unless you ofc live in a very criminal area. I know some guys who end up in fights on a regular basis saying that they are always provoked and what not. Well dont get provoked that easily then! Its not hard to avoid fights. You sound like a real asshole with mental issues. Why else would you dump an ashtray in someone's drink for "no reason"? Is this a joke post or something? If someone did that to me, they would buy me a new one or I would break my hand on them. | ||
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Meth
Canada396 Posts
On December 10 2010 09:55 Cel.erity wrote: Hahahaha what a dick move. "Hey man, punch me." "You sure?" "Yeah it's okay." "Alright, if you say so..." *weak punch* *ROUNDHOUSE TO THE FACE BITCH* | ||
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arterian
Canada1157 Posts
won the fight but fractured my knuckles and couldn't play bw for 2 weeks, also had to write exams with a cast on my right hand | ||
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Zealotdriver
United States1557 Posts
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Jacko11
China146 Posts
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matjlav
Germany2435 Posts
Yeah, I'm a pussy, but I just think that there's no reason for grown adults to physically fight like children. I have the same attitude toward people who ever under any circumstances get ragingly, red-faced angry, even without physical violence. There's no reason for it, and it just makes you look like an idiot. I got over temper tantrums when I hit double digits. One time in elementary school, though, some kid punched me in the face because I was calling him stupid or something. I just kind of laughed it off and looked forward to however he was gonna get punished. I never did find out how he got punished (I think he got suspended), but I got a detention for "provoking" him. what BS | ||
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