'There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first.'

Yea about that...

Hyperbola

United States2554 Posts

November 27 2010 07:19 GMT

#86

Okay. I am going to register my ownership over all of the universe outside our solar system. You may now all refer to me as Primus Lord Galacticus.

NIIINO

Slovakia1320 Posts

November 27 2010 07:20 GMT

#87

haha thats so brilliant i own Mars now ! you nubz without own planet :DDD

MagmaRam

United States395 Posts

November 27 2010 07:25 GMT

#88

Can I register ownership of the theoretical places outside the universe?

zingmars

Latvia189 Posts

November 27 2010 07:30 GMT

#89

If that's the case, then when people will discover first 'habitable' planet I'll definetly be the first one to own it on my name. Then I'll take taxes from everyone who moves there, and be rich.

oh and (lame SC joke!)
+ Show Spoiler +

Ms Duran
shouldn't it be Mrs Duran? I mean
http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Samir_Duran

lurked

Canada918 Posts

November 27 2010 07:35 GMT

#90

Dont worry guys, I'll go steal the sun, make illegal copies and distribute it for free(probably via torrent)!

This bitch can't fight against gallactic piracy! ! !

But seriously, this is fucked up.. How will she have people respect her 'ownership' ?

Hey! you! you didn't pay your fee, stop going outside and using MY sun.

RageOverdose

United States690 Posts

November 27 2010 07:36 GMT

#91

I really just want to find this woman. I'll find her, and in my overdose of rage I will just sit there because I'll be in a stupor so great I won't even know what to say or do. Hell I may just sit there and compliment her on something because I can't even think straight enough to be pissed.

Okay, I'll go ahead and get a notary (can they really do that is what I'm wondering) to legally register me the owner of the Milky Way, then I'll charge everyone a fee for living in it, exemptions given to those who do not have (apparently) legal ownership over stars which have orbiting planets that contain life.

Nemesis

Canada2568 Posts

November 27 2010 07:40 GMT

#92

Lolol what I find even funnier than her is the people who actually take this seriously

HwangjaeTerran

Finland5967 Posts

November 27 2010 07:42 GMT

#93

Do you understand how much trouble she is...all those sunburns she must compensate for.

TheKanAry

United States149 Posts

November 27 2010 07:44 GMT

#94

Patents are no match for the interstellar dibs rules

....that only i know, and hold the super ultra mega top secret patent for;

Which supersedes all mortal law - also, due to this rule, (that knowledge of is patented btw) i in fact own everything.
Ever.
Of all time.

Apex

United States7227 Posts

November 27 2010 07:46 GMT

#95

lol owner rights to the Sun.

People owning Mercury should complain about the Sun screwing up their weather.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

November 27 2010 07:46 GMT

#96

Right...

This is one of the most stupid things I have ever read. It's people/stuff like this that makes me just want to stand in front of her and be like "LOLOLOL I'M USING UR SUN. SUE ME BITCH~". Yeah... Good luck with getting that fee system implemented.