I am holding TL.net hostage. - Page 12

On October 07 2010 17:20 Coagulation wrote:


I have a list of demands that if not met in 72 hours I will be forced to unleash the full power of my mutant cyborg death shark squad upon the defenseless inhabitants of team liquid.

1. My post count will be set at over 9000
2. Unban charlie and reinstate him with his 9 lives (hes gonna need em)
3. All sc2 vs BW debates will from now on be resolved by foam noodle duel to the death
4. Posting any kind of offtopic unfunny SC related pun will trigger a script that replaces the users entire post history with randomly generated SC words.
5. All content on the TL homepage will be replaced by an in depth Automated ban list section complete with mod ban statistics and leaderboards.
6. A fully fueled and ready to go TL.net bandwagon to aid me in my escape.
7. Do not attempt to contact the authorities or I will have to take drastic measures such as giving my cyborg death sharks lasers that shoot from the eyes.
8. Do not attempt to close this thread or ban me or i will be sad.


just to prove that I am serious

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The probe was temp banned for this post.

On October 09 2010 06:05 Chriamon wrote:
I like how initially he gets banned for this post, and then it becomes a featured thread lol

On October 07 2010 17:28 Hot_Bid wrote:

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

On October 09 2010 06:32 GHOSTCLAW wrote:
you should drop one after another xD

On August 17 2010 13:58 Coagulation wrote:
i really wanna make a thread about new banner.

On October 09 2010 08:28 iDoMiNaTe2.0 wrote:
Did this really deserve a ban? This is the funniest thing I have ever read here lol. Its clear that he was joking around..