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STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
June 01 2004 15:54 GMT
#21
i went for a 4 mile walk and i started breaking out in a sweat and feeling my fingers get fat and i felt chest and arm pains, like always. ive told my doctor before and shes like "its nothing" so obviously i should keep ignoring it now that i dont have any more health insurance. sweet story usa rocks.
z7-TranCe
Profile Joined November 2002
Canada3172 Posts
June 01 2004 16:11 GMT
#22
blurb:i almost moved to other side of canada a month ago,i was in alberta for a few weeks but due to some family problems back in ontario i needed to come back.After that was resolved i didn't have the money to go back,so i've been looking for work here ever since,but have been having problems with the electrical system in my car,and construction work has been sparse,so as it stands i'm still unemployed.

Since my return my sleep cycle hasn't stopped rotating,i wake up 2-3 hours later then the day before,and go to sleep 2-3 hours later,every day,for the past month.Currently its 3:00am,i went to sleep at 6pm,woke up at 12:30am,put on a pot of coffee and went to work on a remix i'm doing,surfed porn for about 5 minutes,read some forums (tl/ta),got another cup of coffee halfway through writing this,gonna go back to the ol sound studio now.ta.
Erwin was here! AhaHAHhhHAHahahAHAhaha
z7-TranCe
Profile Joined November 2002
Canada3172 Posts
June 01 2004 16:11 GMT
#23
oh,and i drink human blood.
Erwin was here! AhaHAHhhHAHahahAHAhaha
Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
June 01 2004 16:16 GMT
#24
One time me and z7-TranCe were talking on MSN, and he's like 'man, I'm so gay.'
I was like 'I know do0d, you're like, so gay.'
He's like, 'yeah man, i'm incredibly gay.'
I was like 'sure ok, fag.'
Then we played like 3 games of BroodWar in which I beat him into begging for mercy and other homosexual things.

z7-TranCe <3
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
June 01 2004 16:18 GMT
#25
yeah my sleep cycle has been fucked up forever. i havent managed to wake up in the morning or fall asleep at night for many months.. alarms and staying up later, etc nothing fixes it. its really inconvenient because i cant even stay on the same schedule, it just keeps shifting back and forth and i always wake up at like.. 3-9pm
Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
June 01 2004 16:32 GMT
#26
another story

There were so many repeated/boring threads on TL one day, so I posted ALOT of 's as my opinion.

And some people laughed, and some people didn't like it, and some people actually moved on.
Gryffindor_us
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States5606 Posts
June 01 2004 16:42 GMT
#27
One time on Christmas eve at about 11 PM, my friend and I were up at the shopping mall on rollerblades. We were like 11? We went the convienent store and had some crappy hotdogs and sat in the middle of the parking lot. Then we threw the hotdogs on the ground and started riding around. We also had slurpees, and there was a sign that said "NO SKATING (ROLLERBLADING ETC) whatsoever. So I got my slurpee and threw it at the sign. Then we were riding along the sidewalk towards home, and about 10 seconds after that 2 cops were riding along towards the sign and so we looked at them and waved. So we freaked out because, I had littered and so we hauled ass, and then we heard the cops turn around and saw flashing. We hurried around the corner and then hid behind a dumpster. As we were sitting there the cops came by and pointed their lights at the dumpster. Then my friend fell on his ass, (glass below us) and began to yell in pain. I quickly put my hand over his mouth and we sat there. The cops kept sitting there and then finally they left. I had to carry his ass back because he broke his tail bone on glass.. ouch. Well this was kind of a boring story, but I'm tired and delusional so go figure!
Remember 11-12-04. 이윤열 ~. |||| ZerO, IriS, JangBi, Stork, BackHo! Mah Jae Yoon is no longer a feared entity.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
June 01 2004 16:45 GMT
#28
i dont have any friends
Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
June 01 2004 16:47 GMT
#29
I'll be your friend.
Lets make love.<3
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5018 Posts
June 01 2004 16:55 GMT
#30
one day i went over to my friends house we played some halo and just sat around and bullsh&*ed he was telling me that he was having problems with these cats always in his yard messing with his garden and having loud crazy cat sex with eatch other anyway as i was leaving , he was standing at the door , i see this cat and i tell him hahah theres a cat .and before i knew it he takes off graps the cat and proceds to take from the garage a gas can and funnel.all the while this cats meowin and hissin and just been plain mean he takes the funnel forces it down the cats mouth and precedes to pour gas down its thort im like wtf dude thats not cool. he drops the cat and it goes runnin around his yard not realy doin anything but zooming thru the yard not tryin to run and hide nothin all of a sudden he flops over and is still my friend adam walks over and nudges looks back at me and says..........

"Dont worry hes not dead just ran out of gas "
^_^
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
June 01 2004 16:56 GMT
#31
There was once a yawn
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
June 01 2004 16:57 GMT
#32
On June 02 2004 01:56 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
There was once a yawn
THEIF!
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
June 01 2004 17:03 GMT
#33
On June 02 2004 01:57 Mydnyte wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2004 01:56 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
There was once a yawn
THEIF!



I dont know what you are talking about
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"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
June 01 2004 17:04 GMT
#34
k my wrapper is on
Liquid`Spy
Profile Joined October 2002
Netherlands1301 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-06-01 17:05:38
June 01 2004 17:04 GMT
#35
nice thread -_-

if u r not posting a story of yourself no one is going to post anything but b/s t.t
Im a spy in the house of love
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5018 Posts
June 01 2004 18:12 GMT
#36
did any1 read my post earlier in this thread come on now is it not a nice story read it now ^_^
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5018 Posts
June 02 2004 06:27 GMT
#37
come on im bumbing this thread up cause i found my story funny does any1 else T_T_T_T_T_T_
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
June 02 2004 08:18 GMT
#38
i got my hair cut today and it was a really good job, like gosu. at first she ws so quiet and it was like so stoic and i didnt know if i was making her uncomfortable with my typical "staring into the void" personality but then at the end it was all smiles it was gr8. best skillz ever to cut my hair i think.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
June 02 2004 08:40 GMT
#39
my ex-GF cut my hair once, my godness... never ever do that!!!


btw i went to get my licence cuz the past expired, but the expired one was a kinda "fake" one, my birth documents were falsified so i could get an 19y/o licence when i was 15 (i love mexico hahaha)

so it was kinda extrange to explain to the lady why my old licence says im 24 and the rest of my documents says im 20 ^______^
Im back, in pog form!
Madox-101
Profile Joined May 2004
Malaysia128 Posts
June 02 2004 08:51 GMT
#40
once upon a time,in a galaxy far far away.
a gay zergling hooked up on a drone.never did he know,that below him lurks his father the lurker watching him silently.and his father is like go boy go! thats my son!
The End

p/s actually im not good at telling stories and i always get a D for my general paper. =/
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