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Pacifist
Profile Joined October 2003
Israel1683 Posts
June 01 2004 12:30 GMT
#1
Yeah i remember there was a thread like this started some time ago and i really enjoyed reading it. I enjoyed reading it so much that i would like a part 2 of it. So if you have a story of an event that happened in your life that is interesting, please share it with us.
Riding a bike is overrated.
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
June 01 2004 12:46 GMT
#2
There was a thread that only had 1 reply....
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
TLKiD
Profile Joined May 2004
China1136 Posts
June 01 2004 13:00 GMT
#3
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=13824



do u mean this one? "share your love story" started by me ?
My life is so hard :(
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
June 01 2004 13:10 GMT
#4
i was eating some garlic triscuits and i felt full but i still craved them and espn was on and then i saw this thread so i was like whoa ill tell them a story about drug use or something but then i was like i dunno i should just tell them about a normal boring day and then i started to type that up there, after which i typed this.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
June 01 2004 13:28 GMT
#5
one time i thought i saw a ghost but it wasn't one. i then had some juice. it was cranberry juice.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
June 01 2004 13:33 GMT
#6
But a pox was on me, the ghost liked juice... cranberry juice!
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Vicious)Soul
Profile Joined May 2003
United States857 Posts
June 01 2004 13:34 GMT
#7
was it good cranberry juice? Cuz there can be some nasty cranberry juice
it is a playful smile, like a cheerleader who likes male attention even tho shes actually a prude can-kniving bitch... - stimey
Vicious)Soul
Profile Joined May 2003
United States857 Posts
June 01 2004 13:34 GMT
#8
And ghosts would prolly be pissed about nasty cranverry juice...
it is a playful smile, like a cheerleader who likes male attention even tho shes actually a prude can-kniving bitch... - stimey
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
June 01 2004 13:37 GMT
#9
[image loading]



"cranberry juice.... cranberry!" It cried!
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
ItchReliever
Profile Joined April 2004
2489 Posts
June 01 2004 13:41 GMT
#10
A boy was reading a thread at tl.net and he suddenly became hungry at 11 PM. Midnight was approaching so he was not sure if he should eat a little snack or not. In the end however, human instincts overcame his fears and he decided to get something to eat. He got out of his chair, walked to his kitchen and asked his sister to fix him something because he was hungry. Unfortunately, his sister refused and called him lazy. The boy was not offended however, and just grabbed a loaf of bread, put it in the microwave and heated it for two whole minutes. Even though the boy had to wait for two whole minutes, he realized that it was all worthwhile as the warm bread melted in his mouth as he chewed on it repeatedly.
Vicious)Soul
Profile Joined May 2003
United States857 Posts
June 01 2004 13:43 GMT
#11
OFF TOPIC (no cranberry)
it is a playful smile, like a cheerleader who likes male attention even tho shes actually a prude can-kniving bitch... - stimey
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
June 01 2004 13:48 GMT
#12
Q: why is cranberry juice so awesome?

A: because its crantastic.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
Ryan307 :)
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States1289 Posts
June 01 2004 15:17 GMT
#13
I put a cinnomen role in the microwave for 2 minutes and it fucking caught on fire
Dont let the action of factual things fracture your casual swing
Pumpkin
Profile Joined December 2003
United States1141 Posts
June 01 2004 15:19 GMT
#14
Funny, I used the microwave to destroy my bw cd.
BeJJeLove
Zerius[TPR]
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1633 Posts
June 01 2004 15:20 GMT
#15
One day i ate a handful of extra strength advil to see what would happen. I started to sweat profusely and then i fell asleep. I woke up some time later. The End.
where from you, circus?
TLKiD
Profile Joined May 2004
China1136 Posts
June 01 2004 15:20 GMT
#16
On June 02 2004 00:17 Ryan307 wrote:
I put a cinnomen role in the microwave for 2 minutes and it fucking caught on fire


lol gw
My life is so hard :(
ReBanned
Profile Joined April 2004
1929 Posts
June 01 2004 15:34 GMT
#17
I think he was talking about the thread were whoever it was posted about their drug dealings etc,
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6228 Posts
June 01 2004 15:36 GMT
#18
well, i was gonna tell a story about me, but decided im much too boring.
good vibes only
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
June 01 2004 15:37 GMT
#19
i have an earring in my left lobe

THE END
Im back, in pog form!
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6228 Posts
June 01 2004 15:37 GMT
#20
rofl, that was commander
good vibes only
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