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This I will translate for you as it's golden.
Will hire a secretary
Requirements:
- higher education (masters), preferably technical
- english and german (french also desirable)
- up-to-date health and sanitation book (you need that for some jobs here in Poland, usually ones that require you to work with food and drinks)
- operational knowledge of xero, fax, binding machine, shredder, cell phone and coffe express
- official papers for some obscure electrical device (don't really know what it is)
- driving licence for regular cars (licence for trucks and busses desirable)
- computer skills (Windows, Linux, MS Office, SQL, C++, Java, Matlab, Pascal)
- construction knowledge (there's a bunch of your typical construction works listed here, including hydraulics, electricity, computer network and alarm systems)
- desirable: PLC driver programming, operational knowledge of gardening machines (lawnmower, rotary tiller)
- age up to 28
Initial pay: $245/month (possibility of advancement)
I can only wish good luck to the person who's trying to hire such secretary (and with this salary)
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