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Half
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2554 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-09 05:30:09
June 09 2010 05:27 GMT
#61
I wasn't even aware men weren't suppose to do this until I moved to the states.

I guess I don't do it anymore. Never really thought about it lol. I dun really get how its feminine/gay but w/e lol.
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Stropheum
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1124 Posts
June 09 2010 05:29 GMT
#62
I sit on my ankle. It's like inverse man-cross style
Pufftrees
Profile Joined March 2009
2449 Posts
June 09 2010 05:29 GMT
#63
How can you comfortably cross your legs like a girl without uncomfortably smashing your junk...

I thought the reason was obvious... men don't cross their legs like that because its painful.
Chance favors the prepared mind.
seppolevne
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada1681 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-09 05:37:17
June 09 2010 05:34 GMT
#64
On June 09 2010 14:29 Pufftrees wrote:
How can you comfortably cross your legs like a girl without uncomfortably smashing your junk...

I thought the reason was obvious... men don't cross their legs like that because its painful.

You either have tree-trunk legs or the world's biggest junk, because I have no idea how you can crush it. Well, I know how you could, but only someone really special couldn't avoid it.
(Tip: the frank goes above, the beans down below)
edit: Or both above, thx mOnion
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mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
June 09 2010 05:35 GMT
#65
On June 09 2010 14:29 Pufftrees wrote:
How can you comfortably cross your legs like a girl without uncomfortably smashing your junk...

I thought the reason was obvious... men don't cross their legs like that because its painful.


its called pinching your nutsack and placing it above your legs

was that so hard?
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agen
Profile Joined October 2008
Barbados111 Posts
June 09 2010 05:36 GMT
#66
On June 09 2010 13:56 lazz wrote:
my balls are so huge icant sit cross legged cos it hurts my balls so much

Dude, that's awesome!
Ryhn
Profile Joined February 2010
United States509 Posts
June 09 2010 05:39 GMT
#67
Tried multiple times. Any position other than ankle-cross or 90-degree-man-cross hurts my balls.
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Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
June 09 2010 05:45 GMT
#68
I have long legs and I can't comfortably rest my ankle on my knee. But I can cross them just fine. Twice, even.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
June 09 2010 05:47 GMT
#69
If I'm going to squeeze my nuts, I'll do it with my hand.
My strategy is to fork people.
Kimaker
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2131 Posts
June 09 2010 05:52 GMT
#70
On June 09 2010 14:47 Severedevil wrote:
If I'm going to squeeze my nuts, I'll do it with my hand.

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Reborn8u
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1761 Posts
June 09 2010 05:53 GMT
#71
I choose not to squish my over sized ball sacks by crossing my legs. (I've had many women comment on my ridiculously large testicles and yes, I'd prefer it was something else they made this comment on but unfortunately I'm average in that department) I have ankle and knee problems (thanks again U.S. army) so the 90 degree thing is out of the question.
:)
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
June 09 2010 05:58 GMT
#72
Ugh stupid stupid stupid. I get shit for crossing my legs all the time. Seriously you guys who don't do it must make a conscious effort to avoid the social stigma because it's way more comfortable.

Yeah I pull that 90 degree shit sometimes, but the chair has to be the perfect height so your leg won't slide. And for me the hip and knee of the leg that's up start to hurt pretty quickly so I have to switch legs frequently.

Crossing is the way to go. Plus you can rock a boner comfortably and it's alright cause it's invisible, and since most of what I do when I go to class is stare at pretty girls and "daydream" that's a convenient feature. Although in all of our big lecture halls the desk flips over the chair so that is a good method too.

The worst is on an airplane. I always bring some big general interest science or history book so I can put it on my lap when I go to sleep.

What were we talking about again?
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endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
June 09 2010 05:59 GMT
#73
Where is the "I dont do it because it squeezes my balls" option ?
ॐ
Emi
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
France6 Posts
June 09 2010 06:02 GMT
#74
When i was 8-10 years old someone told me it was for "pd" (gay / faggot in french)

That really surprised me a lot, but the guy was really like ultimately serious so i figured yeah he must be right

At that time i didnt even knew it meant "homosexual", we just used this commonly as an insult
(as jew, i didnt knew what a jew was until like 12-14 ?)

Until like my 20is i stopped doing this coz it wasnt "cool", now i do this basically all the time.( and for the record i am not gay)
Malgrif
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1095 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-09 06:05:23
June 09 2010 06:04 GMT
#75
On June 09 2010 14:34 seppolevne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2010 14:29 Pufftrees wrote:
How can you comfortably cross your legs like a girl without uncomfortably smashing your junk...

I thought the reason was obvious... men don't cross their legs like that because its painful.

You either have tree-trunk legs or the world's biggest junk, because I have no idea how you can crush it. Well, I know how you could, but only someone really special couldn't avoid it.
(Tip: the frank goes above, the beans down below)
edit: Or both above, thx mOnion

if you don't feel like it's squishing your balls, then you either have the skinnest legs known to man or the world's smallest junk, because i have no idea how you can't crush it. Well, i know how you could... actually i don't.
for there to be pro there has to be noob.
stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
June 09 2010 06:05 GMT
#76
On June 09 2010 13:25 snotboogie wrote:
Ankle on knee is the only manly way to do this. 90 degree man-angle.


[image loading]


yeah sometimes i do this, and sometimes i cross my legs. Real men dont give a fuck how girly they look
hi
Neon_Monkey
Profile Joined February 2008
United States270 Posts
June 09 2010 06:10 GMT
#77
I do it all the time. Why is the poll overwhelming for yes if the majority of the people posting say they don't do it?
McPwnage
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada48 Posts
June 09 2010 06:11 GMT
#78
Personally I do the 90 degree cross and my legs can't do the other one but honestly if you are going to look at every little thing and judge how 'manly' it is that just comes off as being insecure of your own mandhood.
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
June 09 2010 06:12 GMT
#79
I had this habit beat out of me in middle school.

Nice memories.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
June 09 2010 06:12 GMT
#80
Poll: Standing (poll for guys)

I stand on the balls of my feet. (11)
 
58%

I stand with my heels on my balls. (6)
 
32%

I stand on the heels of my feet. (2)
 
11%

19 total votes

Your vote: Standing (poll for guys)

(Vote): I stand on the balls of my feet.
(Vote): I stand on the heels of my feet.
(Vote): I stand with my heels on my balls.



You should probably also mention how gay you are and whether or not you find it painful, but I dunno how to put that in a poll.
My strategy is to fork people.
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