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natturner
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
342 Posts
October 30 2009 01:30 GMT
#121
can u even have kids at 112?
This nigga done stole my bike.
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
October 30 2009 01:34 GMT
#122
What a badass.
CaptainPlatypus
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States852 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-30 01:37:12
October 30 2009 01:36 GMT
#123
my new goal: die at the age of 112 while having sex with a 17 year old.

not only is it the most badass way to die ever, but that's one girl who will DEFINITELY remember sex with you forever..
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
October 30 2009 01:37 GMT
#124
On October 30 2009 10:30 natturner wrote:
can u even have kids at 112?

Yes.
craz3d
Profile Joined August 2005
Bulgaria856 Posts
October 30 2009 02:22 GMT
#125
On October 30 2009 10:37 lazz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2009 10:30 natturner wrote:
can u even have kids at 112?

Yes.


Don't forget that his kids have a huge probability of having some genetic disorder or something.
Hello World!
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
October 30 2009 02:31 GMT
#126
On October 30 2009 11:22 craz3d wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2009 10:37 lazz wrote:
On October 30 2009 10:30 natturner wrote:
can u even have kids at 112?

Yes.


Don't forget that his kids have a huge probability of having some genetic disorder or something.


if the sperm turns out to be sour, she aint the kind of pussy to drink it
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
October 30 2009 02:41 GMT
#127
ship it
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66355 Posts
October 30 2009 02:42 GMT
#128
imba
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hyst.eric.al
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2332 Posts
October 30 2009 03:03 GMT
#129
kerrigan would seem like a more appropriate wife age-wise.
Leta , BeSt, Calm fan forever! 김정우, I am sorry I ever lost faith in you.
unknown.sam
Profile Joined May 2007
Philippines2701 Posts
October 30 2009 03:06 GMT
#130
lol. that's just discombobulating @_@
one thing's for sure though, this marriage won't last very long
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furymonkey
Profile Joined December 2008
New Zealand1587 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-30 03:11:07
October 30 2009 03:09 GMT
#131
She is damn lucky to be married with that face!

Joke aside, I don't think that man is 112 years old.

Edit: She doesn't looks like 17 years old either, I think they just want to make a story.
Leenock the Punisher
Pufftrees
Profile Joined March 2009
2449 Posts
October 30 2009 03:10 GMT
#132
"used my experience to convince her"

P I M P
Chance favors the prepared mind.
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 30 2009 03:14 GMT
#133
Fuck me and you will live as long as I.


great fucking advice
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
Wr3k
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2533 Posts
October 30 2009 03:16 GMT
#134
Wrong? This is called badass.
toopham
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States551 Posts
October 30 2009 03:18 GMT
#135
dude must got huge cock.
DIE!!!
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
October 30 2009 03:25 GMT
#136
He has really small Penis

therefore the sexual intercourse will be painless for her, and joyful for him.
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Sentient66
Profile Joined July 2009
United States651 Posts
October 30 2009 03:28 GMT
#137
Damn. If I ever live to be 112 years old, I'd marry a 17 year old.
seNsiX.421
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
October 30 2009 03:31 GMT
#138
I bet they won't have kids.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-30 03:41:56
October 30 2009 03:39 GMT
#139
Man, sex really makes you look younger and live longer of course!


Altogether, Mr Dore has 114 children and grandchildren. His oldest son is 80 years old and three of his wives have died.


haha even his kid's age is fucking bad in marrying a 17 yr old.

This guy is pimp!
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
October 30 2009 03:57 GMT
#140
After all the hard years of marriage and living more than a quarter century...his junk turned out like this:

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