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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44450 Posts
May 22 2009 09:52 GMT
#321
On May 22 2009 15:52 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
Kwark has been saved. Implants, and Drake are still intact.

Lol. That's not the stupidest place I've fallen asleep in EVE. You guys shouldn't still be surprised by this.
In fact you should check in on me every 30 minutes or so and then if I don't reply go to my last known system and start checking nearby locals from me. From there you should scan me out and rescue me then pm me about all the effort and I'll pay.

Also sorry new guys I was meant to be helping do a mission. That one kind of backfired for you when I stopped firing. My bad.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
General Nuke Em
Profile Joined March 2008
United States680 Posts
May 22 2009 10:24 GMT
#322
Our CEO (revo) recently beat the ex-CEO of BRUCE (a big alliance that got destroyed by Pandemic Legion) in a 1v1 battle. Pretty sweet.

I don't suppose I have to mention that's because BRUCE was led by an epic retarded failure...
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
May 22 2009 10:37 GMT
#323
from now on you may assume that kwark is always asleep

but then again: he's in a loldrake so no worries
aka. Samael
Bormac
Profile Joined May 2008
Belgium122 Posts
May 22 2009 10:39 GMT
#324
Dear God. I don't think we're going to recruit a lot of people if we start sharing stories about people falling asleep while playing eve. :p
Code monkeys, best monkeys!
bN`
Profile Joined May 2009
Slovenia504 Posts
May 22 2009 10:57 GMT
#325
I finally created my character(Vesnyr) yesterday and I got hooked instantly. Having played wow for 2 years EVE is out of this world. I will be buying my accoutn as soon as the trial runs out.
Ty revo for the 3mil donation!

Space pirates ftw!
"It's just a ride." - Bill Hicks
WiljushkA
Profile Joined March 2006
Serbia1416 Posts
May 22 2009 10:58 GMT
#326
On May 22 2009 19:39 Psyker wrote:
Dear God. I don't think we're going to recruit a lot of people if we start sharing stories about people falling asleep while playing eve. :p


thats just kwark, and he fails at the game anyway :p
"As much as I love the image of me F5-ing paypal every 15 minutes while fist pumping and screaming "SHIP THE MONEY BITCHES"" - Day9
weaksauce
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
369 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-22 12:33:42
May 22 2009 11:07 GMT
#327
hi bn', Swim Artax here.

swim artax swim!


+ Show Spoiler +
even if he DID detect penis - cubEdin
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
May 22 2009 19:15 GMT
#328
+ Show Spoiler +

[04:44:16] Smices > k
[04:44:19] Smices > im in the system
[04:44:20] Smices > warp whenever
[04:45:02] KwarK uK > kinetic resist now at 91%
[04:45:10] KwarK uK > let me go first and aggro
[04:45:34] Smices > your a huge motherfucker
[04:45:40] Smices > <3 your ship
[04:45:41] KwarK uK > k
[04:45:50] Smices > i mean, the look
[04:46:02] KwarK uK > they're hitting me for 4
[04:46:37] KwarK uK > BOOM HEADSHOT
[04:46:43] Cordova85 > ack
[04:48:54] Smices > am i doing any damage? or thats all you
[04:49:06] Cordova85 > its all my drone's dmg
[04:49:07] Smices > i cant tell if im killing at a good rate or not ;p
[04:49:21] KwarK uK > objective complete -_-
[04:49:25] KwarK uK > crappy mission
[04:49:30] KwarK uK > will aggro the others too
[04:49:30] Smices > lets get
[04:49:31] Smices > the other ship
[04:52:04] KwarK uK > sigh
[04:52:06] KwarK uK > bad mission
[04:56:42] Smices > we'll do a new one? ;p
[04:58:14] KwarK uK > <b><url=showinfo:5//30002797>yeah</url></b>
[04:58:20] KwarK uK > new one is in nour
[04:58:30] KwarK uK > ignore that yeah
[04:58:30] KwarK uK > :S
[04:59:02] KwarK uK > this mission has a much higher reward which is a good sign
[04:59:12] KwarK uK > we all in nour?
[04:59:46] Smices > yes
[04:59:48] Smices > sorry was undocking
[04:59:49] Cordova85 > almost
[04:59:58] KwarK uK > warp in whenever
[05:00:24] KwarK uK > whoops
[05:00:27] KwarK uK > forgot to turn my tank on
[05:00:32] KwarK uK > they were hurting me
[05:00:33] KwarK uK > lol
[05:00:51] KwarK uK > resist up to 91% and i regen to full
[05:01:26] Cordova85 > can someone broadcast location
[05:01:27] KwarK uK > these aren't pirates so no bounty
[05:01:35] Cordova85 > nvm
[05:01:51] KwarK uK > all you're gonna get is loot
[05:01:53] KwarK uK > so take it
[05:01:58] KwarK uK > and ofc mission reward
[05:03:25] Cordova85 > 189k bounty....
[05:03:37] KwarK uK > lvl 4 agent went awol
[05:03:40] Smices > dude my damage suck
[05:03:44] Smices > I'm officially depressed =(
[05:03:48] Cordova85 > can I loot this wreck?
[05:04:01] KwarK uK > these guys drop tags
[05:04:01] Smices > there's 5 of them... just split them evenly
[05:04:04] KwarK uK > help yourselves
[05:04:12] Cordova85 > okay 2 and half wrecks each =)
[05:04:19] KwarK uK > nah
[05:04:26] KwarK uK > i don't want any
[05:04:55] KwarK uK > 10 cruisers in this pocket
[05:05:49] Smices > cord
[05:05:52] Cordova85 > yea?
[05:05:55] Smices > how fast is your ship? O_o
[05:06:05] Cordova85 > I have an afterburner equipped
[05:06:20] Smices > yeah but when you use it... whats your top speed
[05:06:23] Smices > in M/S
[05:06:26] Cordova85 > 400
[05:06:27] KwarK uK > so, am i just missioning alone?
[05:06:36] Smices > im trying to run after the wreck.
[05:06:39] Cordova85 > activate gate?
[05:06:46] KwarK uK > yeah
[05:06:56] Smices > the wreck was kinda far off
[05:06:58] Smices > I'm jumping atm
[05:07:06] Smices > Sorry about that ^_^
[05:07:10] Cordova85 > holy hell
[05:07:23] KwarK uK > no worries, will take more than 10 to break my tank
[05:08:26] Cordova85 > range so I can orbit?
[05:10:23] Cordova85 > I couldnt see smices thought was left to fire on cruiser alone -.-
[05:12:04] KwarK uK > last one
[05:12:11] KwarK uK > sorry, i'm tired
[05:15:03] Cordova85 > Noooooooo!!!!
[05:15:14] Smices > ?
[05:15:28] Cordova85 > My drone.....
[05:15:44] Cordova85 > was only 3 weeks old
[05:17:55] Cordova85 > have aggro
[05:18:32] Smices > if u have aggro warp out
[05:21:56] Cordova85 > holy fuck
[05:22:12] Smices > warping out
[05:22:15] Smices > huge spam
[05:22:17] Smices > spawn
[05:25:34] Smices > kwark
[05:25:35] Smices > wtf
[05:25:45] Smices > kwark u there man?
[05:25:54] Cordova85 > dont tell me kwark fell asleep!
[05:26:00] Smices > probably
[05:26:05] Smices > i got warped in and got hammered
[05:26:07] Smices > err
[05:26:10] Smices > i warped in and got hammered
[05:26:13] Smices > kwark is just standing there
[05:26:17] Smices > but i cant help im getting fucked over
[05:26:29] Smices > my ship isnt nearly as strong
[05:28:23] Cordova85 > Kwark for the love of god wake up
[05:36:35] Cordova85 > KWARK!



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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44450 Posts
May 22 2009 20:46 GMT
#329
lol
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44450 Posts
May 22 2009 20:52 GMT
#330
On May 22 2009 19:39 Psyker wrote:
Dear God. I don't think we're going to recruit a lot of people if we start sharing stories about people falling asleep while playing eve. :p

I play on a laptop from bed generally and then push it til really late at night. If my playing hours were more reasonable I'd fall asleep less.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
WiljushkA
Profile Joined March 2006
Serbia1416 Posts
May 22 2009 22:59 GMT
#331
now quickly hide that screenshot stealthblue before revo sees you use both boosters and reppers :p
"As much as I love the image of me F5-ing paypal every 15 minutes while fist pumping and screaming "SHIP THE MONEY BITCHES"" - Day9
r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14081 Posts
May 23 2009 01:52 GMT
#332
On May 23 2009 07:59 WiljushkA wrote:
now quickly hide that screenshot stealthblue before revo sees you use both boosters and reppers :p


Oh god, what are we doing training ops again for? ._.

Just ask uncle vil or uncle revo about this stuff :p
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
Dexxus
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States329 Posts
May 24 2009 05:22 GMT
#333
Using a booster + repper is totally valid. IDK what you guys are talking about.
I need a signature so I'm using this one.
WiljushkA
Profile Joined March 2006
Serbia1416 Posts
May 24 2009 19:20 GMT
#334
shield booster ._.
"As much as I love the image of me F5-ing paypal every 15 minutes while fist pumping and screaming "SHIP THE MONEY BITCHES"" - Day9
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
May 25 2009 09:34 GMT
#335
EVE is good times people, this thread must not die
aka. Samael
Bormac
Profile Joined May 2008
Belgium122 Posts
May 25 2009 12:06 GMT
#336
On May 23 2009 07:59 WiljushkA wrote:
now quickly hide that screenshot stealthblue before revo sees you use both boosters and reppers :p

Last week some random dude asked me if he could copy information about projectile ammo damage types from my Bio. I thought this was a bit odd, since he was Gallente.
After chatting a bit he asked if I could check his setup. He was flying an active armor/shield tanked Exequeror of all things. Which he wanted to fit with autocannons, apparently.
The worst part was that this character was 3 years old. I can only assume it was sold to a new player, cause that setup was laughable.
Code monkeys, best monkeys!
ShoreT
Profile Joined August 2008
United States489 Posts
May 25 2009 12:25 GMT
#337
Maybe it was an lol fit. Killing things with mining cruisers is so sexy. And autocannons are better than blasters IMO anyway. If he was shield boosting / armor repping, he might have wanted that cap for his tank rather than for his damage.
Derp
Bormac
Profile Joined May 2008
Belgium122 Posts
May 26 2009 13:37 GMT
#338
I don't know. If it was a lolfit would he be asking me fitting advice?
He didn't even know the difference between active and passive shield tanking. :p
You have a valid point on the cap usage though.

As mentioned before, r.Evo recently beat another guy in a 1v1 BC fight. That was a pretty cool fight, which turned in Revo's favor partially because at the end of the fight his opponent's Myrmidon no longer had the cap to fight, while Revo's Hurricane didn't need cap to shoot autocannons. Hehe.

A couple of days later, Revo got another 1v1 Cattlebruiser kill and I considered this truly awe-inspiring. Until I saw the other guy's setup. Details here. That guy only fitted guns on his ship, and nothing else. Wtf man, flying an unfinished BC through our low-sec frontyard? Not smart.

In other corp-related news, Viljushkar's Caracal was recently lost after weeks and weeks of surviving active pvp combat. Vil later expressed his disappointment that the ship didn't outlast its insurance. Kudos on keeping her alive this long man.

And jeez, the influx of TL members just doesn't stop. If you're interested, just try the game and we'll gladly take you on board if you stick around.
Code monkeys, best monkeys!
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
May 27 2009 15:04 GMT
#339
we need more details on vil's cara loss, imo
aka. Samael
WiljushkA
Profile Joined March 2006
Serbia1416 Posts
May 27 2009 20:48 GMT
#340
people, if you're already joining eve for a spin, ask the corp guys for 21 day invites, youre doing both yourselves and us a big favor :p
"As much as I love the image of me F5-ing paypal every 15 minutes while fist pumping and screaming "SHIP THE MONEY BITCHES"" - Day9
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