[Pokemon Soul Silver] Choose your own adventure 2 - Page 128

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BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES51094 Posts

February 08 2014 16:46 GMT

#2541

just don't pee on the graves.

Qbek

Poland12923 Posts

February 08 2014 16:51 GMT

#2542

Don't have nightmares kids

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

February 08 2014 17:01 GMT

#2543

Play the music in Qbek's post before reading! Its (unsurprisingly) fitting

Oh. Well thanks for the info, that wi-

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...Are you seriously trying to condescend to the fucking God of pokemon?
League champion, whatever. Po-tay-toe po-tah-to.

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I've seen bigger Radio towers in my pants.

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Hmm...

So... this is a pokemon cemetery?

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Uh...sure?

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I suppose this is long overdue.

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I guess I needed this. Every time before that I've gotten too confident in my own ability as a trainer... I let one of my pokemon die.

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But that wont happen anymore. I wont let it.

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Rest easy, old friends. You all paid the price for my lapses.

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I'll make sure there are none in the future.

Jaaaaasper

United States10225 Posts

February 09 2014 04:18 GMT

#2544

Could have set up some ghosts or a death montage or something. Now go kill some other dudes pokemon.

KobraKay

Portugal4356 Posts

February 09 2014 14:59 GMT

#2545

I like lavender's music xD

imPermanenCe

Netherlands595 Posts

February 09 2014 21:32 GMT

#2546

Lavender zombie invasion? I believe in you!

Superouman

France2195 Posts

February 10 2014 19:39 GMT

#2547

On February 09 2014 23:59 KobraKay wrote:
I like lavender's music xD

This is the first step to your descent into madness.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

February 16 2014 13:36 GMT

#2548

I guess I should keep moving, solve all those problems plaguing Kanto, foremost of which would be restoring electricity to the whole place.
But...
Theres so many homes here I havent invaded yet!

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Wait... the fuck?
Didnt this place used to be in goldenrod?
No way, it cant be the same place. It even looks like the same guy!
But that cant be, theres no way he could transport himself here this fast, much less his entire building.

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OH FUCK NO WAY!
Too spooky for me, I'm out.

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That was intensely confusing. If I had any common sense I'd stop raising my own blood pressure by constantly going places where I dont need to be.
But the door... it beckons...

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Oh good, nothing too freaky this time

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People sure make a big deal out of their local radio towers these days, huh?

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This sounds benign enough, lets see whats in here.

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Oh yeah, that guy. He was alright.

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I dont wanna go back to that place, some asshole was cutting onions in there.

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You're adopted?

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I can buy that. I knew a couple that got tiring real quick.

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Well, I guess someone has to, and it sure as hell aint gonna be me.

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I guess I'll give this esteemed 'Radio tower' that everyones gabbing on about a quick look

spinesheath

Germany8679 Posts

February 16 2014 13:41 GMT

#2549

I wonder who makes more progress... TheAntZ or Twitch?
http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

February 16 2014 14:02 GMT

#2550

On February 16 2014 22:41 spinesheath wrote:
I wonder who makes more progress... TheAntZ or Twitch?
http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon

Thousands of retards working in tandem are definitely going to have more progress than a single retard
Too bad I cant watch that, twitch hasnt worked for me for a while now.

I dont get why people are so excited about this place, looks just like every other radio tower I've ever been to.

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SUP HO

I already did feel free to do that by default, but thanks.

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Oh come on, I'm not that scary lookin'

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This fucking station and that fucking plant are the only two things you Kanto motherfuckers can talk about, apparently.

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Its no use, annoying old man. I've already pledged to fix the power plant, even sweet schadenfreude wont be enough to deter me!

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Oh, sorry, I was looking for the mega music director.

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Well, if you're scared of them, meet the guy who single-handedly demolished their entire gang. Are you sure not letting me through is a good idea?

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Great, now I can teach my rock pokemon how to masturbate.

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I think we love them in two distinctly different ways dude.

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Another one of these fucking things?
...
Maybe I really should have just gone to school and become a doctor.

Superouman

France2195 Posts

February 16 2014 14:03 GMT

#2551

I hope Britney won't hear voices in his/her/whatever head, because you know, lavender town...

up down a start left up up right b a a left up right down a up down a start left up up right b a a left up right down a up down a start left up up right b a a left up right down a up down a start left up up right b a a left up right down a

On February 16 2014 23:02 TheAntZ wrote:
Too bad I cant watch that, twitch hasnt worked for me for a while now.

You are missing something

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

February 16 2014 14:21 GMT

#2552

On February 16 2014 23:03 Superouman wrote:
I hope Britney won't hear voices in his/her/whatever head, because you know, lavender town...

Britney only hears voices when its time to make some kind of choice.
Speaking of which, I walked into the cave and immediately ran into this guy

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Its been a while since I've seen a pokemon I dont have.
So, catch/name?

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES51094 Posts

February 17 2014 16:15 GMT

#2553

catch, name it LdyBoner(lady boner)

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

February 23 2014 14:04 GMT

#2554

Wait, so does that mean that unless their mother dies of natural causes, cubones have to commit matricide to gain their pokemon powers?
The pokemon world is way darker than I thought it was.

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Managed to fit the whole name in!

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The ™ for when you're not looking for anything serious.

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More snake oil, pfft.

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People hide the strangest things inside rocks

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How do they manage to get these inside the rocks while keeping them intact?

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Seriously, this is starting to creep me out just thinking about it.

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Good thing I'll forget all about it right after leaving this cave.

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Huh? Woah, I think this is the first time I've ever seen one of these outside a town. Must be a mirage.
I wont be tricked again, you illusory fiend!

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

February 23 2014 14:28 GMT

#2555

I wonder how people normally get to this power plant. Theres no dock for boats, theres a big fucking cavernous mountain in the way... no wonder this thing is busted, noone can get to it to fix it.

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Not to mention it looks like a mall from outside.

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Time for this league champion to kick some malfunctioning power plant ass.
Seriously though, unless this somehow involves a pokemon battle I'm useless, why am I here?

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That thief better have some pokemon for me to battle, or I might get stabbed or some shit

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Well of course its gonna be abandoned if you put it out in the middle of fucking nowhere with barricades and moats and shit around it

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God you Kunts and your magnet train. You people talk about that thing more than I talk about myself

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Is there really no other topic of conversation? I just got a haircut recently, lets talk about that

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Well your own fault for building the kind of shitty generator that stops working just because ONE measly part is missing.

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You do realize there's a crisis going on around you, right?

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No, I dont want your shiny metal balls

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Oh fuck cover yourself up! Why are you masturbating?!

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Y-Yeah... I saw.

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I'm a bit less confused now, but no less disgusted.

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And sometimes, like right now, he bursts out fapping.

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Better you than me shmuck

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Oh well, I've done all I can here. Time to go and-

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Oh fuck, theres already been word about me?
Hey, I'm not THAT shady. Just because you sell some toddlers pot that one time... geez.

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NO, I WONT GO TO JAIL, YOU CANT MAKE ME!
Do you know what they do with guys as pretty as me in the joint?

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Wait a mo'
I dont think I've actually been to 'Cerulean' yet.

Phew, almost started panicking a little there.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

February 23 2014 15:06 GMT

#2556

Can you just keep it to yourself if I win?

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Is that a euphemism for coming out of the closet?

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Fuck knows man

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Wait... what relevance did its location have to your stupid little quip?

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the pokemon trainers academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous gym and pokemon league battles, and I have over 300 confirmed pokemon caught.

Do you know how easy it would be for me to just order Bruce Norris here to roundhouse kick your head clean off your body and turn you into a fine pink mist?

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Hmm... so easy... so... satisfying. Maybe I should just stop talking and-

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Thats what I thought, scrub.

spinesheath

Germany8679 Posts

February 23 2014 15:10 GMT

#2557

If they wear their mothers' skulls, then their own skulls must be smaller than their mothers', right? So they get smaller and smaller skulls with each generation? Can you imagine how large their heads must have been a thousand years ago???

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

February 23 2014 16:01 GMT

#2558

On February 24 2014 00:10 spinesheath wrote:
If they wear their mothers' skulls, then their own skulls must be smaller than their mothers', right? So they get smaller and smaller skulls with each generation? Can you imagine how large their heads must have been a thousand years ago???

I'm pretty sure ancient cubones were just walking caricatures. Pretty much like most people appear in pokemon games, come to think of it

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If you dont make good on your threats, what good are your threats, right Bruce?
And stop dragging that thing around, I'll buy you a new toy when we get back to Johto

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