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Jarrett "Teh_Pwnerer" Cale Fan Club

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TheDougler
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada8304 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-25 08:12:37
September 19 2012 05:59 GMT
#1
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Some noobs are probably not fans of Teh_Pwnerer lol, noobs. If you arn't a fan though, then yeah, you're a noob, and this isn't the club for you.


So like, I was thinking about how far I've come since being a noob right? Like, I mean, sure I'm not quite pro, but I've learned life lessons from the quintessential pro himself Jarrett Teh_Pwnerer Cale, which means I'm not as nooby as noobs that haven't discovered him. I mean, I guess I'm still a noob, but we could be more noobish right? We could not know who Jerett Cale is and play league of noobs lolrofllol. So I thought you know, I should make a thread here where all us noobs can all talk about how much Jarrett has taught us about life and pwning.

Images were grabbed from purepwnage.com if that's not cool I'll take them down. In the meantime, if you think they're awesome you should check out the noobstore and the site in general at purepwnage.com


Who is Jarrett Cale?


So some of you might not know who this guy is. Which is pretty bad I mean, don't they teach you this in noob school? Anyway, he is a Canadian e-sports legend. Notably creating the web series Pure Pwnage, and later the television series of the same name. I highly recommend you check out the content at purepwnage.com to see what he's all about.

UPDATE: There will be a Pure Pwnage Movie!


What has he done in Starcraft 2?

Jarrett has been making his way back into the world of e-sports by casting the Frag for Cancer 2011 finals and more recently hosting IEM Cologne 2012.

He was interviewed by Uszat a little while back (Carmac's alternate identity):
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Is this a joke?

+ Show Spoiler [long answer to follow] +

Absolutely not. Here's the thing, I was watching WCS UK and thought, wow, this ReDeYe guy is doing a pretty bang up job of hosting this thing! Then I saw WCS Europe and was even more impressed with him. Then I read the who is ReDeYe thread and was blown away that I hadn't heard of that e-sports hero.

Well, Jarrett Cale, is a Canadian e-sports hero, he's my e-sports hero. He deserves a similar amount of respect as the fantastic ReDeYe. Growing up I was a closet a nerd. The thing I hated most about myself was how much more fun I had playing computer games than I did with real life. Then I started watching Pure Pwnage and everything changed. The show just makes you feel awesome to be a part of this culture, the jokes are jokes that all can enjoy, but only gamers can appreciate for their full brilliance. The more I watched the show, the more okay I became with who I am. Eventually, I was even able to celebrate that part of me. You just throw in your best Jeremy-Micro impression into conversation at random like it ain't no thang and people just accept it, and soon that awesome pure pwnage humor becomes YOUR humor, and it's a beautiful thing.

Furthermore, that was mostly happening six or seven years ago. E-sports hadn't really happened yet in the western world. At the very least, rts based e-sports hadn't happened. Yet Jerett Cale and the cast of Pure Pwnage had the vision, the clairvoyance even of what it could become. Nowadays whenever I see stephano just casually pwning noobs I can't help but see the similarities between him and Jeremy from the show. Seriously, watch it and tell me you can't see it. Sure Stephano is smarter, but pwning is just a part of everyday life for him, and that's what the show is all about. You can also just tell that if this e-sports boom was happening ten years ago, Jerett would've been one of the first ones hopping over to the PC Bangs of korea to train to be the best.

Now Jarrett is getting back into starcraft it seems. He did a great job of hosting IEM Cologne, and just this evening this teaser appeared on his site:

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It looks like Pure Pwnage will return, and I for one couldn't be more excited. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one either.

If I need to change some things in this thread like taking down the pure pwnage logos or whatever that's fine, I'm not entirely sure how these things work. But I figure if Lindsey Sporrer can get a fanclub than I can't see how anyone could say Jarrett doesn't deserve one.

I guess what I'm saying is like, if you don't you know... like the thread, you can, pretty much suck my balls, right?
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Oh god it's a reference. I <3 all you guys please don't kill me


And no, I'm not in any way even remotely affiliated with purepwnage (I wish!), in fact I never even posted on those forums very often, but I wanted to create this fan club because what's the point of being a nerd if you can't just geek out about things like your favorite internet character every now and then?


Liek, some noob thought I should show you this. And it's pretty good liek, it's teh pwnerer, how could it not be good? But liek, Yahtzee is also amazing so I have mixed feelings aboot it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7VAhzPcZ-s&feature=plcp


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TheDougler
EU.Pink
Vallros
Demonhunter04
Licit
Tuthur
aRRoSC2
BongChambers
Zacsafus
aRyuujin
Drakn
Pisko.


I root for Euro Zergs, NA Protoss* and Korean Terrans. (Any North American who has beat a Korean Pro as Protoss counts as NA Toss)
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
September 19 2012 06:03 GMT
#2
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge fan. Absolutely love you Jarett =))
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
FnaticPink
Profile Joined May 2011
Denmark324 Posts
September 19 2012 06:10 GMT
#3
Sign me up, watched his show since season 1!
Vallros
Profile Joined February 2011
Denmark64 Posts
September 19 2012 06:12 GMT
#4
The series is SO FUCKING FUNNY! Especially the first ones. SIGN ME UP NAUW!
Calm like a bomb
PiGStarcraft
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Australia987 Posts
September 19 2012 06:16 GMT
#5
Sign me up! Jarrett is a baller!
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Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
September 19 2012 06:18 GMT
#6
Sign me up.

He has a headband like Stephano lol
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
AC3
Profile Joined April 2006
Canada337 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-19 06:34:36
September 19 2012 06:33 GMT
#7
Sign me up.

You can like, take a noob to water, but like, you can’t make him drink, y'know?
"The idea is to try to give all of the information to help others to judge the value of your contribution; not just the information that leads to judgment in one particular direction or another" -- Richard Feynman
Licit
Profile Joined March 2011
Japan237 Posts
September 19 2012 07:40 GMT
#8
Sign me up! I used to watch pure pwnage years ago lol
Zombo Joe
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada850 Posts
September 19 2012 07:55 GMT
#9
I wanna see how he fares against Biso.
I am Terranfying.
BearStorm
Profile Joined September 2010
United States795 Posts
September 19 2012 08:01 GMT
#10
He's cool but so is everyone else who is involved in making PP. That includes the original and the Showtime version.
"Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge."
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
September 19 2012 08:47 GMT
#11
My goal in life is to meet Jarrett Cale and take a picture with him
aRRoSC2
Profile Joined March 2011
Denmark241 Posts
September 19 2012 08:54 GMT
#12
Oooooh my god he's about to break a thousand APM!

sign me the fuck up can only go too slow
Tuthur
Profile Joined July 2010
France985 Posts
September 19 2012 09:55 GMT
#13
Sign me up!
TheDougler
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada8304 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-19 15:49:46
September 19 2012 15:46 GMT
#14
Members list updated!

I think I'm also going to start reviewing an episode of pure pwnage every week starting this evening when I get home from work. Because why not?
I root for Euro Zergs, NA Protoss* and Korean Terrans. (Any North American who has beat a Korean Pro as Protoss counts as NA Toss)
BongChambers
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada591 Posts
September 19 2012 16:20 GMT
#15
Sign my ass up!

One of my hero's for sure ! This man has done so much for not only the gaming world/community but for me on a personal level that will remain with me forever.

PP.
420
Zacsafus
Profile Joined May 2010
England255 Posts
September 19 2012 16:41 GMT
#16
Sign me up, pretty much watching pure pwnage sparked my interest in bw and ive been fervently waiting for more action from jarret for a long while. Was so pleasantly pleased when he appeared to host IEM Cologne
Zacsafus
Profile Joined May 2010
England255 Posts
September 19 2012 16:43 GMT
#17
On September 19 2012 15:33 AC3 wrote:
Sign me up.

You can like, take a noob to water, but like, you can’t make him drink, y'know?


Even beter quote, "You can train a noob, be he'll always be a trained noob and never a pro, pro is something you're born with"
MetalPanda
Profile Joined April 2012
Canada1152 Posts
September 19 2012 16:57 GMT
#18
I'm not a fan of his pure pwnage show, but I think he's a pretty good host, GL in the future Jarrett!
TheDougler
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada8304 Posts
September 20 2012 03:15 GMT
#19
It's official guys, a Pure Pwnage Movie!

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpQGLTDkLN0
I root for Euro Zergs, NA Protoss* and Korean Terrans. (Any North American who has beat a Korean Pro as Protoss counts as NA Toss)
NuclearJudas
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
6546 Posts
September 20 2012 03:25 GMT
#20
Awesome. Jarrett is a great dude. Looking forward to the film. :D
Life is like Tetris. Your errors pile up but your accomplishments disappear. - Robert Ohlén | http://railroaddiary.wordpress.com/ - My words about stuff.
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