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Artosis, I pray to God you read this.
Do you remember when Peanut finally met Boxer at Blizzcon? How she was crying and nervous as fuck? That's how I feel about you man. If I saw Boxer I'd be interested, but nothing more. If I saw you in person I'd break out into spontaneous and sequential orgasms.
I'm literally in love with you. I'd be willing to surgically adopt a womb just to have the chance of allowing you to impregnate me.
I even smashed my SNES Zelda cartridge for you.
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Sign me up! Will always be rooting for you, such an amazing person!
+ Show Spoiler +Makes me cry when you lose in NASL ;'(
FIGHTING!
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Artosis
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hey everyone, super thanks for all the kind words and support! sorry i haven't been doing well in NASL yet. I'm still a bit too busy, but practicing as much as I possibly can, in every free moment.
Lots of my practice will be streamed from here on as well, so you can watch my (hopefully!) steady improvement.
really thx again everyone, means a lot!
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Artosis ftw! keep practicing! GL tonight!
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Hey Artosis, have you noticed you have Barack Obama and Sarah Palin in your league on NA?
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woaaaaaa Artosis streaming? Better than sex
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Artosis, come back to your roots and join the swarm again mate! We all know that in your heart and soul you are still a true Zerg
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You seem like you're having problem in pvp, if they rush you or play blink. Try not to play so standard vs toss maybe and go 4g vs 4g? :S I know it sucks but it rly hurts seeing u lose
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On April 27 2011 18:52 Robje wrote: Artosis, come back to your roots and join the swarm again mate! We all know that in your heart and soul you are still a true Zerg His true roots are terran ;D
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On April 26 2011 18:56 Applecakes wrote: Artosis, I pray to God you read this.
Do you remember when Peanut finally met Boxer at Blizzcon? How she was crying and nervous as fuck? That's how I feel about you man. If I saw Boxer I'd be interested, but nothing more. If I saw you in person I'd break out into spontaneous and sequential orgasms.
I'm literally in love with you. I'd be willing to surgically adopt a womb just to have the chance of allowing you to impregnate me.
I even smashed my SNES Zelda cartridge for you.
Anyone else a bit freaked out by this?
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On April 27 2011 19:37 OptimusYale wrote:Show nested quote +On April 26 2011 18:56 Applecakes wrote: Artosis, I pray to God you read this.
Do you remember when Peanut finally met Boxer at Blizzcon? How she was crying and nervous as fuck? That's how I feel about you man. If I saw Boxer I'd be interested, but nothing more. If I saw you in person I'd break out into spontaneous and sequential orgasms.
I'm literally in love with you. I'd be willing to surgically adopt a womb just to have the chance of allowing you to impregnate me.
I even smashed my SNES Zelda cartridge for you. Anyone else a bit freaked out by this? A bit yes, I hope Artosis has the pleasure of never having to meet him
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On April 27 2011 19:37 OptimusYale wrote:Show nested quote +On April 26 2011 18:56 Applecakes wrote: Artosis, I pray to God you read this.
Do you remember when Peanut finally met Boxer at Blizzcon? How she was crying and nervous as fuck? That's how I feel about you man. If I saw Boxer I'd be interested, but nothing more. If I saw you in person I'd break out into spontaneous and sequential orgasms.
I'm literally in love with you. I'd be willing to surgically adopt a womb just to have the chance of allowing you to impregnate me.
I even smashed my SNES Zelda cartridge for you. Anyone else a bit freaked out by this?
Yes, who would ever smash his SNES Zelda? I mean what the fuck man?!!?!
By the way Artosis, fucking GOLDEN to have you and tasteless to listen to at GSL again. If you see Jinro, give him a friendly punch in the stomach and tell him he has to win MOAR!
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Artosis is STREAMING, ladies and gentlemen!!!
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STREAMING ARTOSIS? I thought it couldn't get any better when White-Ra started streaming!
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Can't i watch it without installing xplit?
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Had to make an account to show my gratitude and respect for Artosis. You have played a major part for the SC community and continue to do so as both a caster and a player.
Also saw your stream for a few minutes today and I loved it. If you ever read this please don't listen to all the trolls, lots of people out here love to see you play and I hope you won't let the trolls disencourage you in any way. Get a few moderators and don't forget to /commersial 
Most important of all, stay awesome!
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On April 28 2011 10:03 Tschis wrote: Can't i watch it without installing xplit? seems to be a weird glitch on his part, when i click on the "best" quality setting its fine, but on any other it has this weird xsplit thing
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I wish I had 1/10 of Artosis passion(and handsome looks at that) for starcraft. Then I might actually be good at it as well.
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