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United States547 Posts
For the sake of comedy read one of his posts, god this one was my favorite by far of all the posts on this fanclub. This guy is really funny
My Health. At 5'6'' and almost 200 pounds, I'm a little overweight (more like totally OBESE). My blood reports just came back from the doctor. Turns out I'm a borderline diabetic and my bad cholesterol is abnormally high. My dad says it's partly genetic but at the same time he wants me to get my fat ass off the couch, go play some basketball, ride my bike, and run on the treadmill everyday. Like that's gonna happen.
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ur dad has no right to criticize bc he saddled u with all these genetic problems. however, he also loves u and cares 4 u and wants u to be better than the lardy fatass that u r. again, imagine that girl from above that u r banging. girls bang fat dudes all the time. look at that ron jeremy or that guy from knocked up. u can still get women. best plan is to find the wife of that stupid AP english teacher and bang her first before u move onto others.
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I want in. Baller is just awesome.
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On April 12 2011 19:52 NeonFox wrote:
I want in. Baller is just awesome.
Get out of here, you dont know rule number 1.
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Holy shit. Yes. I've only made it a quarter of the way through the OP and I'm lauging so hard my wife thinks I'm having a seizure.
ur my hero baller
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Wow... I'm literally laughing so hard at the flesh light post, so good.
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I'm in.
I saw some of your posts, baller. You're fucking hilarious.
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Sign me up, this guy is deliciously witty.
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Baller, do you stream while posting?
Thanks =)
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+1 fan
I want to bare baller's children
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do any of the mods know what happened to baller? im quite curious
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sign me up, baller is awesome.
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On May 12 2011 00:19 Whole wrote:
do any of the mods know what happened to baller? im quite curious
Probably moved on to bigger and more ballin' things
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absolutely hilarious, sad he hasn't been around recently
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Wait I've been through the OP several times (<3 baller--this thread was really the first thing I read on TL) and didn't notice this post: Post a pic of yourself with your b/gf
Thought it could be added for completeness because I for one was quite happy to find another baller post in the wild.
Edit: just trawling through old posts and found more classic baller--Ask NeverGG. In fact throughout the entire thread he imparts words of wisdom, such as:
On July 23 2010 22:28 baller wrote: fat guys they r harmless unless they r on top of u or have gained lots of momentum.
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after watching the EG masters cup and hearing djwheat give the analogy of the prison riot i can now conclude that baller is djwheat!
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On June 08 2011 12:52 thezergk wrote:
after watching the EG masters cup and hearing djwheat give the analogy of the prison riot i can now conclude that baller is djwheat!
Did djWheat give an analogy? Could you show me a link or something to what he said? I really have to know (Yes, I am serious).
Baller, if you are out there, I just wanted to say that I read through your posts and have come to the conclusion that you're the coolest TL user ever. You're fucking hilarious. NOW GET BACK TO WORK ON YOUR PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
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EPT
