|
quotes:
+ Show Spoiler +On October 25 2010 13:12 baller wrote:
1. guy think he or his friend should win contest
2. make thread about "obviously superior" song, surely every1 agrees with me
3. wtf ppl like the winning song more??? http://www.teamliquid.net/userpoll/draw.php?poll_id=13459
4. argue like mad, every1 must be wrong bc... see #1
+ Show Spoiler +On October 25 2010 13:26 baller wrote:Show nested quote +On October 25 2010 13:21 kOre wrote:I only took a few pictures and these were the ones that I took with FruitDealer and the fans at the TL meet. Overall the entire event went amazingly but it was overwhelming even though I've come to these things for the past 3 years. Next year I'll be better planned and hopefully I can meet even more people. It was amazing hanging out again with FragKrag and Kennigit and the others and meeting rek, zatic, honesttea, boes, etc was sicc too. Never knew I'd get to chill and chat with everyone. All in all, the event was awesome, met a ton of new people and I hope to see more next year! + Show Spoiler + these pics from top 2 bottom be called "fruitdealer slowly gets used to white ppl"
+ Show Spoiler +On October 20 2010 14:48 baller wrote:Show nested quote +On October 20 2010 14:23 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
I fucking hate anthropology taught my uptight feminist asshole who has a grudge against me because she suffers from penis envy and PMS. imma drop some summarization up in this blog. u r struggling in a class that is a gpa fluffer for any student with a pulse and u believe ur bad grades r not because ur a bad student but because ur teacher envies ur penis and thus just gives bad grades 2 all males. i think this link will answer all ur questions: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=61938
+ Show Spoiler +On October 19 2010 07:49 baller wrote:
i think ur mistaken, it is a movie about italian fighter from philly who fights a black guy for 15 rounds and then wins the rematch and becomes the heavyweight champion of the world
|
|
|
could someone help keep track of baller's post? I've been busy, and I can only track IdrA's posts effectively. Thanks in advance to anyone who helps!
|
baller strikes again in http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=164466
this is wat u do to solve all ur lifes problems. u say all ur friends have better lives? here is how 2 succed like them. follow my instructions very carefully.
first, u put out a job posting on a popular job website like monster.com. make sure its super amazing job, liek 100k per year to massage boobies. rent out a convention center to do the interviews and dress in a suit and talk like some1 educated. when lots of ppl come, make sure to keep the resumes of those that look like u. take photos for records and then do a second round calling them back, but ask for their social security number for "background checks."
second, take the social security number and photo and get a social security card with it. u can tell the gov that you lost it and need a new 1, just keep being persistent and u'll get it. use the card to get a drivers license. use the drivers license to get a credit card. use the credit card 2 buy an international flight. use ur real credit card to buy another ticket for u. so now u have 2 tickets, 1 in ur name and 1 under the job interview guy whose cc u faked.
third, check into the airport under ur id and under his id. board the plane as him. then when ur on the plane, tell the stewardess u need to get off bc u left a very important bag in the waiting area. she will say no but u have to force it. make sure she lets u off. then go to the bathroom, shave off all ur hair, change ur clothes, then board the plane as urself (make sure to check in).
now the plane takes off with 2 ppl checked in, but when it lands only 1 person gets off. boom somewhere over the atlantic u have disappeared. the white house and fbi be like wtf howd u do that pizza guy?? (don't tell them baller told u how, but plz remember who helped u, i may need a favor 1 day).
ur off the gird enjoy ur new life jason bourne.
|
On October 25 2010 14:12 Whole wrote:quotes: + Show Spoiler +On October 25 2010 13:26 baller wrote:Show nested quote +On October 25 2010 13:21 kOre wrote:I only took a few pictures and these were the ones that I took with FruitDealer and the fans at the TL meet. Overall the entire event went amazingly but it was overwhelming even though I've come to these things for the past 3 years. Next year I'll be better planned and hopefully I can meet even more people. It was amazing hanging out again with FragKrag and Kennigit and the others and meeting rek, zatic, honesttea, boes, etc was sicc too. Never knew I'd get to chill and chat with everyone. All in all, the event was awesome, met a ton of new people and I hope to see more next year! + Show Spoiler + these pics from top 2 bottom be called "fruitdealer slowly gets used to white ppl"
I love this. Baller I have nothing to say other than your name perfectly describes your TL personality.
|
thanks dudeman001! added it to the op. keep helping guys
|
quotes quotes quotes
+ Show Spoiler +On the thread: [Korynne's Advice Column] On October 30 2010 04:16 baller wrote:
dear koryanne,
do u have any advice for some1 who is having trouble approaching younger women? i find younger, innocent looking girls more attractive, but i dont rly kno how to approach them without seeming creepy. how do u start a conversation with these girls? i need help. i dont want to lie and pretend i like justin bieber or smth, that seems kind of dishonest.
thx 4 ur help.
+ Show Spoiler +On the thread: Girlfriend’s history bothers the fuck out of me Show nested quote +On October 29 2010 22:42 ArbAttack wrote:
My GF parties quite a bit as well, and from what I’ve heard (some confirmed cases) she has made out with quite a few guys I know at various parties/clubs/etc. Those are only the guys I know, I’m sure there are many more. Once when we were both drinking at a party, some guy glanced at her with a smirk on his face the whole time and when I talked to him he just had this smuggest expression on his face that I couldn’t stand; I asked my GF about it afterwards and she said it was nothing, but she’s always been a bad liar however I just let it go. Also, a mutual friend told me that the night where we met at a karaoke place, she was at a club before and made out with a random guy because “he was tall, Korean, really good looking and had abs of steel”. The norm in today’s society? Yes. Shallow? Absolutely.
Even more troubling to me, she’s only ever had 1 boyfriend before me – who dated her just for sex. Short, average-looking, academic failure of a guy who never introduced her to any of his friends, never did anything special for her, made her miserable, fucked her once/took her virginity and dumped her right afterwards all in 5 months’ time. Ever since I found out, I’ve had some very mixed feelings. On one hand, I feel so sorry for my GF because I love her and I’ve been showering her with attention and care, but on the other hand, I’ve also developed feelings of contempt and anger towards her which I cannot communicate. Every time that I’ve tried to bring up subjects of her past (casually, jokingly, seriously, understandingly, etc. you name it) she becomes very guarded and irritated. i see only 1 solution for u. u must find this korean guy and this other boyfriend. and u must make out with them. then have ur friends tell her ur history with these dudes and u and ur gf will be even. yah man u have a beautiful gf, the next time u kiss her just don't think about all the other dudes dongs shes put in her mouth. just don't think about all the dongs. ignore the other dudes dongs, don't think about the dongs of the other guys.
edit but srsly dont think about the dongs, its not worth it Show nested quote +
You have massive confidence issues. You should probably fix them.
Mind telling me why? I know you're always super harsh on these blogs Chill because you want to feel as if you're a world-class psychologist diagnosing the problems of TLers in sharp one liners, but you're not always right. You always think you're right so if you can determine the confidence level of someone over 1 blog (or a few, I know you have nothing better to do but check the posting history of anonymous internet posters) then by all means, go and become a real fucking psychologist. it is prty obvious, Chill is the korean guy she made out with
+ Show Spoiler +On October 29 2010 00:58 baller wrote:Poll: wat is more patheticmaking threads and arguing about dis shit (86) 73% win trading 4 profile pics on sc2 bnet (32) 27% 118 total votes Your vote: wat is more pathetic (Vote): win trading 4 profile pics on sc2 bnet
(Vote): making threads and arguing about dis shit
+ Show Spoiler +On October 28 2010 10:57 baller wrote:
the best way 2 stop losing is 2 stop losing. and u do this by winning. like if u r really sad and upset from losing, all of ur anger and problems come from the losses. but instead, if ur winning, then u dont have 2 worry about these problems because when u win, u don't lose. and since u stop losing (bc ur winning), u don't get pissed anymore. ur welcome.
|
Baller balls out like no other baller can ball
|
haahah this made my day.officially a member!
|
His posts make me wish there was a 'like' button on TL
|
|
|
On the thread: Girlfriend’s history bothers the fuck out of me :
+ Show Spoiler +Show nested quote +On October 29 2010 22:42 ArbAttack wrote:
My GF parties quite a bit as well, and from what I’ve heard (some confirmed cases) she has made out with quite a few guys I know at various parties/clubs/etc. Those are only the guys I know, I’m sure there are many more. Once when we were both drinking at a party, some guy glanced at her with a smirk on his face the whole time and when I talked to him he just had this smuggest expression on his face that I couldn’t stand; I asked my GF about it afterwards and she said it was nothing, but she’s always been a bad liar however I just let it go. Also, a mutual friend told me that the night where we met at a karaoke place, she was at a club before and made out with a random guy because “he was tall, Korean, really good looking and had abs of steel”. The norm in today’s society? Yes. Shallow? Absolutely.
Even more troubling to me, she’s only ever had 1 boyfriend before me – who dated her just for sex. Short, average-looking, academic failure of a guy who never introduced her to any of his friends, never did anything special for her, made her miserable, fucked her once/took her virginity and dumped her right afterwards all in 5 months’ time. Ever since I found out, I’ve had some very mixed feelings. On one hand, I feel so sorry for my GF because I love her and I’ve been showering her with attention and care, but on the other hand, I’ve also developed feelings of contempt and anger towards her which I cannot communicate. Every time that I’ve tried to bring up subjects of her past (casually, jokingly, seriously, understandingly, etc. you name it) she becomes very guarded and irritated. i see only 1 solution for u. u must find this korean guy and this other boyfriend. and u must make out with them. then have ur friends tell her ur history with these dudes and u and ur gf will be even. yah man u have a beautiful gf, the next time u kiss her just don't think about all the other dudes dongs shes put in her mouth. just don't think about all the dongs. ignore the other dudes dongs, don't think about the dongs of the other guys.
edit but srsly dont think about the dongs, its not worth it Show nested quote +
You have massive confidence issues. You should probably fix them.
Mind telling me why? I know you're always super harsh on these blogs Chill because you want to feel as if you're a world-class psychologist diagnosing the problems of TLers in sharp one liners, but you're not always right. You always think you're right so if you can determine the confidence level of someone over 1 blog (or a few, I know you have nothing better to do but check the posting history of anonymous internet posters) then by all means, go and become a real fucking psychologist. it is prty obvious, Chill is the korean guy she made out with
THIS IS PURE GOLD. Thank you for reposting it here, I had missed it. Poor ArbAttack, he's gonna think about dongs everytime he kisses his gf. Baller's got him forever.
|
|
|
baller you didnt happen to play WoW on oceanic servers a while ago did you?
|
baller is such a baller. Love reading his posts hahahaha
|
baller strikes gold again:
On November 04 2010 12:04 baller wrote:
ur life sounds exactly like alicia keys's life, she started playing piano at 7 and she was valedictorian of her hs and dropped out of columbia university 2 be a musician and sold 12 million copies and won 5 grammy awards. oh and she never had the block creative problem u had. so ok maybe ur nothing like alicia keys.
From this thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=166186
|
|
|
ROFL, i'm in! Who could resist TL's favourite troll?
Edit: New Quote:
On November 04 2010 11:58 baller wrote:
there is only 1 way 2 solve this, u must take a picture of her naked body and photoshop ur face and a penis onto it
only way imo
|
|
|
Literally every one of baller's posts is noteworthy. How is this possible???
|
|
|
|
|
|
EPT![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/rhEuI.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/k2JS5.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/h5w7g.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/1oFk8.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/9oDHL.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/ADcvG.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/rvWuK.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/wVoKP.jpg)
![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/pvCPR.jpg)
